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My dad went from “Filter ke eng” to “nshoote hape” 🤣🤣🤣❤️
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Being the child of a teacher means you have marked papers at one point or another.
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That lady was right, lets all not buy eggs for a month
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Either way someone is eating.
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What Kelly Rowland & Lil Wayne did on Motivation can never be undone.
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“Your girlfriend followed me on Instagram the other day, she’s so pretty.
Did you apologize like I told you to?”
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Theres a really dope guy asking me out & I can’t date him.
I can’t afford him. Imagine he walks into my place & he finds that I don’t have a TV.
I’m gonna give him the ick
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My mom is coming home.
Bathong we beat Covid-19. Tomorrow we get my mom from the hospital 😭🙌🏽❤️
Yoh Hayi mahn what a good day.
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If I bought a car & it got hijacked within 24hrs I’m asking cops to investigate the car dealership too.
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Wishing this for myself & all my friends
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Guys I now say to my parents “are we taking my car or your car” - it feels so good.
Heh guys I have a whole car that’s mine.
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15 too expensive?
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Abortions are such a great concept.
Shout out to the doctors 🙏🏽
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Genuine question… do Americans know that South Africa is an actual country?
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My dad changed into nice clothes & is combing his lil Afro.
My mom: O ya kae?
Dad: Level 2
😭😭😂❤️.
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That raw sex you be having when you both don’t want kids >>>
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OMG this tweet is gonna bang so hard when you are in the SIU flow chart 😭😭😭😭
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My mom fetched her new baby in slippers cause my dad just said to her “we just gonna go look” 😭
The good sis was never ready, literally 😭❤️
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Bucket hat
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I worked hard for this. I prayed for this. I’m thankful for this.
We finally moving out of the Free State 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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In Bloem CBD I could walk slowly and actually think about where I’m going & how to tackle my shopping experience… in Joburg CBD if you think of anything you’re already getting robbed.
guys... genuine ask. when people from outside of Joburg say Joburg life is "fast", what do they mean? like fast njani?
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There’s a young man that helps my gran out with hard labour & errands. I took it upon myself to help him get a license. Today he had his 1st driving lesson with me & he was so happy.
I’ve paid for his learners classes in full and helped him download the K53 app.
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WATCH | Commuters left stranded in Soweto, Gauteng as blue train get stuck on its first day of Operation, apparently by loadshedding..
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The new HIV stats are a reflection of our society here in SA. Many under that tweet blaming blesser culture but there’s so much more to that.
1. People are defaulting treatment because they think they are now healthy
2. Kids are sharing needles when doing drugs
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You want a person with 5years experience to come work for you for R15k in Cape Town? Yoh the job market is insane tbh 😂😂
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This bottle is R170. The guy is based in Vaal.
Get yourself drunk & be merry.
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My sister took the pups for their first vaccines & my gran saw them for the first time.
The cuteness is too much.
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New beginnings 😌🤍
Also can’t believe it’s the end for my baby.
I loved this car, I remember I insisted we drive this to Bloem when I went to go get my car.
But heh we thank God & the underground gang for my dads life 🥺❤️
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You pay R100k+ for a body & still outbodied by a Tswana hun from Vryburg.
Nxa, I’d be so mad. 😭
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Skinny men that love big girls amuse me so much.
Bathong Thabo, I’ll break your back mos.
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I go down to the thumb if anyone was ever wondering.
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Also teachers are harsh cause why would my mom fight me for wanting to give kids extra marks?
Yoh Nna I’d correct the learners mistakes just so they pass or it moves from 69 to 70. 🤣🤣
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Silently agreeing with some who is being cooked on the Twitter
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Why do you guys think it’s ok to be a cunt when rejecting niggas?
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My dad bought me Pineapple Ciroc for my birthday 😊😊😊.
Don’t mind my crustiness guys 🤦🏽♀️🤣
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I know she doesn’t sex back.
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@LaaAdelita
My bed fits only me & my laptop, now imagine another human being squeezing in. Weeeh he must give me a year plz
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IEC asked us for so long to check our registration status.
There were billboards all over asking if you guys checked your voting status.
You guys need to be better shem
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@_missdemeanor_
Lmao nah him I care what he thinks of me.
He must give me some time. I have plans for us
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My queen is 80 years old today. I just wanted y’all to see her ♥️🎊
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Nothing heavy you know…
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Found it 😭😭😭😭
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@MahlanguUli
Without us you guys would fail. Ei teachers are cruel. 😂😂
Your teachers are stingy with marks, we’re the ones that speak up for everyone 😂
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Banyana Banyana players should be paid more that Bafana Bafana players.
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Of course you didn’t.
😭I can’t believe I wear glasses. I never saw this day coming 😭
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3. People on drugs are having unprotected sex with each other
4. Criminals in prisons are infecting each other & going back into society to infect more people.
5. We trust our partners thinking they are free of HIV without actually testing.
& so much more.
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A poem!
WATERS OF IMMORTALITY!
The beautiful lady that never refuse to be kissed,
A stumbling stallion that refuses to GALLOP.
Can you please TAKE ME HOME .. before you knock me downnnn 🍻
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Sex builds self-confidence man. Knowing your person wants you just as much as you want them is a dream 😊
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This is the type of guy I thought there was so many of in University. Kanti ho tletse bo Koekemoer & Buizeduinhout.
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This was fun & often frustrating. I couldn’t seem to do the poses as well as
@ThickLeeyonce
did them but I am happy I challenged myself.
😂😂 How did I do?
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“Nandos wa founa, araba”
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So a salary of R8.5k starting as a graduate is low or not acceptable? Nna I’d take the job tbh. 🤷🏽♀️
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My dad fetched me from my 1st hockey game & asked me "How did you play". I was sad & answered we lost 2-1 & he said "I didnt ask if you won or lost, I asked how did you play" then said "If you had fun, that's all that matters" listen dad's are important 💕💕
#DovesBestDad
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Thread on how lil bro got busted with a hun in his room this morning.
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Don’t do this for a man with a big penis.
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The fact that “Ba tlao hurda” started in Bloemfontein says a lot about relationships that side.
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Even if I was driving a Benz on installments it’s still MY Benz.
Le tlo shwa ke bo bitter.
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@GlitterLewd
@bookiee3
@IsisABlocker
@theindiegoddess
@Tazi_Jones
Y’all forgot the Australian fires & the locusts in Kenya already?
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