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@TimCastleman

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@TimCastleman
Tim Castleman
3 years
@mariahcareybb @NeilBensch @fae_tricky @MichaelaOkla @matthew_gillett A man of his word is worth more than gold. Thank you for making our days brighter.
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@NeilBensch @MichaelaOkla I'll send you $20 to buy the 10 Big Mac meals as long as you promise to take a photo with them all and post it here. You can do what you want with the meals and I'll send you another $50 if you actually do this.
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3 years
@NeilBensch @MichaelaOkla I'm curious what would $20 US get you in South Africa?
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6 years
@kayleewindholz Literally no one. Stop being so thirsty.
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3 years
@NeilBensch I'm a horrible listener. Oops.
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4 years
Photo drop of @KoeWetzel and crew from this weekend at @CookGarage inbound on twitter. Please enjoy responsibly.
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5 years
@chrisdelia @MikePosner All that from a baby snake bite (I know they are the worst because they cant control their venom). Feel better soon!!
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@TimCastleman
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3 years
@jazzel27_ @DudespostingWs I used Paypal to send him money. Paid a small fee (like $5) to send everything.
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@TimCastleman
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2 years
@dallasnews I noticed that they have been big on naming possible causes for the shooting but I haven't heard a single comment about police officers being fired for their failure to act
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@TimCastleman
Tim Castleman
5 years
@itsmejoseee Can some tell me exactly where they do this. I have a high powered water gun/hose I'd love to turn on these so called Americans next time they get to harassing these poor people. Send me location, I'll take care of the rest.
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@TimCastleman
Tim Castleman
5 years
Yo @tomsegura , it's intervention time for @bertkreischer . His latest podcast he inhales the animal style burger so fast into the microphone that this happened. You might need to move Sober October up a month or two to save him.
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7 months
@NeilBensch @InternetH0F wait, that's me too.
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7 months
@InternetH0F Glad you liked our fun adventure and hopefully it reminds us all that good still exists.
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5 years
@DanPatrick @whitmire_john @Texas Well as a tax payer, vet, and small business owner in the great state of Texas, I'll never vote for you again
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@TimCastleman
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6 years
Hey @ReadSouthall , sorry this is one of the few photos I was able to snap at @TheMusicFest before being kicked out. Something about not having credentials or something. Too bad I'm not a pro yet ;)
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@TimCastleman
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4 years
'All eyes on me' - Tupac Also, @pecos_rooftops
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4 years
@instagram 👏Stop 👏making 👏small👏 businesses 👏spend 👏money 👏on 👏 ads 👏to 👏reach 👏their 👏existing 👏customers.
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5 months
@MylesH1gh Hey, no one cares.
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2 years
@marknorm I can't imagine the oscars letting will stay at the ceremony after physically assaulting the host
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3 years
@T_P0wers Or .... they got the shot and as a result no longer need to wear masks or socially distance?
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6 years
@bertkreischer when in doubt, spread them out ... even when flying.
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4 months
@Truth1278562 @imraansiddiqi @bahar_hj10 How do you expect a comment like this to help? Seriously, go touch some grass.
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2 years
@andrewschulz This is the greatest fake marketing campaign ever! Hats off.
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2 years
I think I know what @katebarstool is having for dinner.
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5 years
@Miles_Williams2 @EliHoward5 @MattClareRivals @TTUCoachWells @kirbyhocutt @kennedyBrooks26 100% get a life. The guy said he was sorry, accepts responsibility, doesn't have a history of dirty play, and you still can't let it go. Take a walk or go hug a puppy.
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6 months
@pr0cs @ChaelSonnen Pointless? How many millions of people are talking about his death and the reasons behind it? You and I die, we get a paragraph at most
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4 years
@BrendanSchaub Keep 'em away from @chrisdelia bro.
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4 years
@tomsegura @bertkreischer @AdamSandler Way to send him into a spiral. I'm sure LeeAnn is going to be super happy having to deal with "sober" Bert OCDing out of control over this. I bet he's gained 10 pounds already stress eating since last night.
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4 years
@BrendanSchaub Man between this is @chrisdelia your spider senses really suck this year man. Way to infect others around you in the name of podcasting.
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Tim Castleman
3 years
Four of my favorites from @raywalkerjoshua at @BluelightLive .
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Tim Castleman
6 years
@mugshotbaes I live at 5747 111th Street, the vehicle is unlocked and the keys are in the ignition. Come get it.
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3 years
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7 years
Great shot of @ParkerMcCollum from last nights @BluelightLive street show. @hannah_lee_e feel free to steal ;)
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4 years
@heyesnick1 @stoolpresidente Are you TikTok'd? You seriously can't still be trying to pass the BS after it's been reported false by everyone, including FoxNews.
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7 months
@NeilBensch @InternetH0F I get hit up at least once a quarter when this thing goes "viral" again lol. It's the greatest, hope you are well Neil!
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@TimCastleman
Tim Castleman
2 years
Great having @JoeyMcGuireTTU come out to @CookGarage to hang with @WadeBowen & @randyrogersband for the Hold My Beer tour!
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@TimCastleman
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1 year
@DraggedUnderWA @paradeofflesh Or ... and this is a crazy idea, you could actually pay a photographer to shoot the show and not expect them to work for a free ticket.
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Tim Castleman
4 years
@WashTimes He does so, from Miami, while flying private ... you know, just like the working class folks do.
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3 years
@USAquarium @JasonIsbell He just goes for the knockout punch immediately. I still remember the TV in bar comment months later.
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3 months
@KingBeauregard @BriannaWu Have you looked at all the lies Israel has been caught in? What about several newspapers reporting that Oct 7th reports of rape and torture never happened?
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2 years
@CGreal45 @BrendanSchaub You have horrible taste in comedy and should seek help immediately.
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6 years
It might have felt like it was a 100 degrees inside of @BluelightLive last night but no one left because @GSandtheWork was too busy burning the stage down. Well done Lubbock.
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2 years
If you book @gioandtheguns for your festival and you have to follow them on stage, I'll pray for you. Good luck topping that @CottonFest .
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Tim Castleman
7 years
@megannmayoo Another one (dj khaled style)
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5 years
@sahouraxo When is the last time you were happy?
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@NunyaBe87867194 @CrazyHubb And look how that generation turned out.
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4 years
@stoolpresidente Use your clout for good and attack the governement for their lack of aid to people and small businesses, not for trying to keep people safe with closures. Go after the gov until they do something for the people.
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4 years
@TimJDillon We get it. You've been slammed with travel, live shows, trying to judge podcast guest and manage all of your employees. You rest.
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4 years
@abbigirl15 Literally no one I know has never said this.
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3 months
@DavidYeshua4 @MarshaBlackburn What are Republicans doing for thos children? Besides trying to take away free school lunches.
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3 years
My first @KM_TCF show was everything I hoped it would be and more. Worth the 30 hour drive that followed just so I could see him @BluelightLive . Plenty more photos to follow.
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6 years
@arielhelwani Burn this with fire. Please.
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4 months
@AlexNeist @AaronOrendorff @HostageTape Funny how you got your wife back around the same time you got your money and more back.
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5 years
@gioandtheguns I like this one better.
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1 year
@DogRightGirl @ego_rumors Not just school district police. You had 400 officers from every law enforcement - Border agents, Texas Rangers, Highway Patrol, ATF, and more. Also, no additional $ to pay for these guards so kids suffer further by losing that teaching positions or supplies
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5 years
@triplet2000 @itsmejoseee I need all the internet friends in the world. Welcome new BFF!!
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3 years
@bolanyon @CalmSporting Serious question is that something that the average person has the supplies to make?
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4 years
@stoolpresidente Please take Frank to a tailor and get him suited and booted please.
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3 months
@meatydiogenes @mauddweeb So the 4000 Palestine prisons taken by Israel prior to October 7th. Would they be allowed to follow the same logic?
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Tim Castleman
6 years
Hair God. @kodywest_ and co last night at the @BluelightLive as part of @MrDaltonDomino #Drinko2018
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1 year
A few weeks back @ponybradshaw made his way to @BluelightLive and put on an unforgettable show. This is one of my favorite shots from that night. Here are the rest -
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10 months
@kim_amerie People need to see what the police being cowards cost life wise. Shine a light on it until something changes.
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3 years
@_lavarre @T_P0wers You a doctor now Lavarre?
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7 months
@TweetsByTSD Same when @normmacdonald was a host a few years after being fired from @nbcsnl . Congrats to Shane.
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7 years
@RandallKingBand was all smiles at the @BluelightLive street show last night.
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1 year
@USAquarium I just want to thank sweet baby jesus for whoever lit this fire under BJ today. I have missed this so much, the world is just a little bit brighter today. I understand growing as a human, but a wolf still has to eat.
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5 years
When they try to get you to work on a Wednesday.
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1 year
@lexigmcqueen Hey @twitter remind in 6 months to look for the "he was too needy and clingy" breakup post.
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2 years
@Cbass15331 @stoolpresidente he already said that he is shipping them personally from his summer home, you know, like all 2500k watch makers do.
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Tim Castleman
6 years
@lex_lolo @ayemwhyes You just described the opening scene to 80% of the R&B 90s videos. I could see a Jodeci video starting with this.
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2 years
@TimJDillon @chelcielynnn @theneckbrace 'This is not an interview show. I hate those types of shows and this will not become one.' - Tim Dillon, 5 weeks ago, having 4 guest episodes since.
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4 years
@latimes Remember when @bryancallen tried to distance himself immediately from @chrisdelia by claiming he just "opened for him years ago"?!? Funny he forgot to mention this ... a show with a guy he barely knows.
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5 years
@lexsitaa @Romox9 You know that Trump getting impeached has nothing to do with this right? Try to stay on point with your comparisons unless you're cool with comparing apples to oranges.
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1 year
@RolandForTexas @TxDPS @ShimonPro What are you doing to get those officers fired? 400 there when this happened, how many have been relieved of duty?
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Tim Castleman
4 years
@pecos_rooftops , I know you man. When they fall on you, you won't back down and they'll have to burn your ass to the ground. - Johnny Utah
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10 months
@kim_amerie Why wouldn't we want to share a report that shows the people who screwed up that day?
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7 years
@MrAlanSpencer @HIGHzurrer stadiums and those owners or anyone who has more rooms than they need, are you calling out their private behavior in public as well?
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7 years
@KoeWetzel Sober Koe .... meet not so sober Koe.
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4 years
@mccrabpants @BrendanSchaub @bryancallen Same. Was waiting to see someone asked if this happened to Bryan after confronting his "best friend" @chrisdelia about his texting habits. Can't wait to see current events on todays podcast because no way they ignore it, right ...
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2 years
One of the best live shows I've seen at @BluelightLive when @CharlesWesleyG and Co came to town. The crowd knew ever word of every song and the encore was unforgettable. Go see these boys live!
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@AmandaMGoetz @amandanat I would never let met child be alone with a family that didn't allow access to phones at any time for any reason. Not in today's world.
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4 years
@alexscaffidi_ @lthomasnews Yeah not using the timing of the fight to file this or anything ...
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Tim Castleman
6 years
Trying some new edits today since the trend seems to be heading towards pitch black color images lately. I don't hate it. Oh and @gioandtheguns is worth the listen and seeing them live. They killed it opening up for @KodyWest_ last night at @BluelightLive
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4 years
@lthomasnews @BrendanSchaub This is the same WHO that said the virus wasn't transmitted to humans several days after China had cases saying it was the exact opposite.
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5 years
@picklelarami Yeah after seeing this photo, I'm going to go ahead and pass.
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2 years
@mohpor @cameron @elonmusk Who owns the Washington Post again?
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7 years
@HIGHzurrer @MrAlanSpencer Want to address the flooded street in front of his venue. Do you want people to swim to it? Also, what have you done to help besides this?
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3 years
Four of my favorites of @Jonathan_Tyler at @BluelightLive .
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3 years
@NeilBensch @DudespostingWs You love to see it. Slide in my DMs and let me know how I can help! And you're the true legend sir!
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Tim Castleman
3 years
Kolten gets by with a little help from his friends.
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Tim Castleman
5 years
@j_np1998 Yes I could. This post is thirsty as hell which means that you're a touch crazy which is awesome in the sack until we dont return a text fast enough one time and you stab one of my kidneys. Like they say - I dont care how hot she is someone is tired of her shit. Call me though.
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5 years
@LaurenHinojosa If you're nights ended the same way, you're a lot more a like than you think.
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4 years
@GovAbbott @GregAbbott_TX please do something to save this place and others like it. @BluelightLive
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7 months
@way2muchJRMC @DonnieDoesWorld Hey soft brain, some people have no immune system, and when around others carrying sickness (cold and flu) wear a mask to not get sick. Find a different slant.
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Tim Castleman
7 months
Wait ... is tonight my ex is bringing a new girl with my tickets night @BJBarhamTweets ?!? I need to be able to plan the weekend around this.
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Tim Castleman
1 year
@paradeofflesh Holy crap, I just looked at your website and every act on the front page. The highest ticket sold is $30, most are around $13. All of this over $30?!? Please, go outside and touch some grass.
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Tim Castleman
3 years
@DarthCobra_213 @USAquarium Sir, this is a Wendy's. It's 'You're in a cover band' and the last time you wore a medium you were still being breast fed by the sister wife you thought was really your mom.
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