Thomas Newman
@ThomasNewman
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Not the Grammy winning soundtrack composer. Christian. Liberal. KY Colonel. Dad. Husband.
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For those of you just finding me, check out how cute Ivy is:
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@clhubes
That is the sweetest thing. Kids are so dope. They just don’t know to be disgusted at stuff like that yet.
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This is TrumanNewman and he’s my sweet boy who has been by my side for 14 years. It’s finally time to let him go as his dementia and seizures have finally taken their toll and it’s time to say good bye tomorrow. I don’t know what to say. Just need to get it off my chest
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@AllyTaft
You can’t say “you’ll know it when you see it” and show up in anything less than the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile
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It’s incredibly hard to believe and statistically improbable, but Ivy has made it to a year old!
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We did it. After 8 months in the
#nicu
, we are finally home and Ivy & Meadow finally got to meet.
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@objsucks
“I didn’t spend that much on strippers except the times I did because we needed potato skins and mozzarella sticks”
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@PigsPostingLs
@dubsteppenwolf
Why was an adult man stopping his business to tell a little girl she was cute? That’s suspect as hell.
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@MollyJongFast
Maybe retail workers should be the police. We are more patient and less likely to resort to violence since it’ll cost us our jobs.
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@nrlachance
I can’t get over how she, an adult, intentionally goes out in public looking exactly how a toddler would if you allowed them to pick out their own outfit for the day.
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I dread this day every year because it’s the anniversary of Willow passing away. She was only six months old, but she was so rad. It’s been six years but it’s still always hard.
I love you little buddy.
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We got the best Christmas present ever: Ivy got discharged early and our family is finally reunited.
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You should’ve turned 6 today. I miss you my little jelly bean.
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If they 25th amendment him, Kamala gets at least a few months of being
#47
, which would screw up a bunch of Trump merch. Could be funny.
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@Whatapityonyou
Because no one taught them that English and ASL are two completely different languages and their question is extremely offensive.
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@mbullobullo
@juliareinstein
The way this was written had me convinced that it was a cop car
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@LinzDeFranco
@kenolin1
If only police officers were as well equipped to deal with people like that.
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Only one more day until the baddest bitch in the NICU finally comes home.
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@MattTheBrand
@Shenanigans_luv
You are ruining a LOT of people’s days by shining light onto what animal testing really is
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@clairezagorski
@WhackNicholson
Why did every mean girl from high school go into nursing, MLM, or real estate?
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@horse_feedbag
I don’t care if you’re giving birth, I’m not going to open up to serve just you, because 4 other people will see me make an exception and expect the same.
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@billybrizzle420
@OptometristDan
I don’t care if he says it’s edible glitter, there’s no reason to use it
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@TheWapplehouse
The Lion Knight’s Castle set uses a brown frog right here where the King’s loo would eject waste.
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@punished_cait
Yes, and it’s rubbed off on my daughter. She yelled at a customer to stop being mean to a Little Caesar’s employee the other day. She’s 3
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@clhubes
No one ever talks about the cool parts of parenting. It’s so neat to watch them learn and understand in real time.
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@clhubes
Exactly why I don’t understand having twins. What am I going to do with two of the same baby? I don’t need a Luke and Leia situation.
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@BirdRespecter
I know it makes me judgmental, but her weird delivery with the lack of blinking combined with the forehead tattoo makes me think that maybe she isn’t the best person to be giving out parenting advice.
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@jakeshieldsajj
@TinaRussell309
Please explain how your taxes go to fund their healthcare instead of their health insurance
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Thanks emergency alert system for terrifying my entire house into waking up to let us know that we shouldn’t be driving on i71 north.
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@Eve6
Can’t wait for them to have to switch to water after running out of beer companies to protest
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@conzmoleman
@kerrence
My IBS would’ve instantly activated abs there’s no way we’d live long enough to be found
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@jbfan911
Don’t feel bad, people say weird stuff to me when they learn that my birthday is 9/11
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@arod_twit
I had to pay thousands of dollars for my first daughter’s birth even after she passed away at 6 months old.
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@Universe__Lover
Minimum wage exists so you know that if a company offers that, they would pay you even less if they could.
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@qofapathy
@whasup_doc
And they don’t do anything until you move out, then they’re all “oh I better spruce this up if anyone new will want to live here”
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@nevertweetflex
@ronawang
@HysterResearch
It literally took away some of her Asian features. That’s literally racist
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@Rschooley
I love how they combined a twenty year old photo of him, gave it the Obama hope filter treatment, and then added the space force logo for no reason.
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@WeirdHonie
@obguy1946
I love the reply that said "why did he just stand there for 20 minutes? He could've just hoisted it back up." It's really not that hard.
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@gabberghoul
@plowair
It gives roughly six months extra life to the patient, so that’s actually pretty cool
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@FalconryFinance
This is why it’s ok to pour a bunch of grease down the drain before you move out.
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My 4 year old rode to school in a booster seat for the first time this morning and as we approached her school, she said “Daddy I can unbuckle myself and open the door when we get there” and I had to respond through tears “YES YOU CAN BEST FRIEND YOURE SUCH A BIG GIRL”
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@JillKrajewski
I hate that the Post said “reports one in the know switch.”
It’s never snitching when you’re outing sexual predators.
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Normally I’d be semi-alarmed that my wife spent 250 on an infant swing, but considering that the doctors didn’t think Ivy was going to make it, I’m completely cool with it.
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@_ElizabethMay
Dude builds ramps for disabled folk and asked to pay more in taxes.
Elon fired Mr. Rogers
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@crawf34
Wouldn’t it make it technically illegal to drive on the road if they can’t find an insurer?
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Issue: User reports device fell out of back of truck while moving.
Troubleshooting: visually confirmed issue.
Hardware repair required.
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@dbu31
@TylerWait_
@hardestrides
I don’t know why I’m arguing with someone who paid for twitter blue.
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EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND WATCH THIS VIDEO OF MY DAUGHTER SMILE FOR THE FIRST TIME
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@constant_break
I mean, before the other night I’d never heard of her before, now I’m interested enough to check her music out. It’s a great marketing move for her.
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@petersagal
@neilhimself
I don’t understand how she doesn’t understand that you can support Jewish people but be against Israel’s actions.
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@Mother_Tongue
@TaraEAnderson
I know plenty of people with stickers on their cars, or coffee mugs they still use that have his slogans on them.
My wife still regularly wears a shirt that says “Kentucky standing together…… 6 feet apart” or whatever.
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@clhubes
The secret is that crib manufacturers know that all dads do this and build them strong enough for dads.
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@DryJackinIt
@postingactivist
It’s one of those AI generated faces. It’s about how Amazon is creating fake people to tweet on their behalf.
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@rlycalm
Why did he mention that folder getting leaked as if it’s something common that everyone just has?
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@burncoryburn
Dang why couldn’t he have been all “hey Bezos, musk, wanna go for a sick “rich dude trip?”
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@bestofdyingtwit
This will surely stop the bots, just like how he verified thing would stop bots last time
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@LocalSoundwave
@thetomzone
How mad do you think Steven Seagal is that he never got cast in a John Wick film?
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@ThisShitAgainn
@Hinder_Surprise
This the same lady? She got a channel? I could watch this nonsense all day.
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They’re putting Ivy back on a ventilator and sending her downtown for a gastronomic tube and tracheotomy so we could use some prayers and thoughts.
Look how cute she is with this dress
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