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"a fat, gay version of Timothee Chalamet" - my girlfriend

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Goofy ass bot website nft
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@BornAKang I feel like this would instantly kill anyone who doesn't already weigh 300kg
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@drmistercody I mean, of all comedy talkshow hosts in America, Jimmy Fallon has gotta be the least self aware by far. So this is absolutely on-brand for him.
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@jungefolgdoch @dadjoke7483 @EverythingOOC hopefully you change your views in 10 years time when you're of voting age, little dude <3
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@WokeParentLs blue checkmarks having a normal one in a very muskian thread
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@null_in_void @ITYSL it happened at my funeral and I was fine a few scratches, and a bruised back, but we all laugh about it now. chill out, fam.
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@TonightWeRiot y'all hate context - I get it - you've got narratives that you need to push in order to chase the dime... but it's important that people actually understand what's going on there before hopping on the "US BAD" train.
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@Stacksondisordr @theneedledrop @Larry22991524 @N1CK_at_N1TE @JasonSCampbell "Itll just keep going, eventually becoming unsustainable." Damn dude it sounds more like you're arguing Anthony's point than your own here lmao
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@vas_zorah @RightWingCope serious or not, he sucked up Tate's shit particles like cocaine bro
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@Polly_People @IgnoringChat bro literally what? he's fucking cross-dressing. just because he's doing it well doesn't mean he isn't an ally - stop projecting your insecurities so transparently lol
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@FiemCS @Ave_TrueToFab @Gy0zaGundam @DudespostingWs adults are afforded more options, protections, and autonomy than children it's really stupid that this needs to be clarified, but you started it - yes, it is better (or, rather, it is less bad) if a person who is homeless is an adult compared to a child.
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@capyqueer y'all waited 20 years to be able to post this - because that's how long it took them to catch up with the EU countries on legalizing gay marriage :)
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@McBaws21 @AnarchoCorvidae @RichardGrenell neither do most of Richard Grenell's victims but he still considers them girls
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@Cernovich @justin42310 oh so NOOOOOOOOOOW he wants to interrogate the nuance of the stats we get it, mike - you hate black people lmfao
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@BadMedicalTakes his wife told him this and he bought it
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@GimmickAccsOOC2 Eooc isn't a gimmick account
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@Idubbbz if I see a dude with this haircut I instantly know they smell like they haven't showered in a week
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@JamesSt77534538 @AOC james do you HONESTLY believe that Hawaii has decided to simply stop arresting girls for crimes?
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@FiemCS @Ave_TrueToFab @Gy0zaGundam @DudespostingWs no it's like saying the moon is bigger than the earth. they are both large. one is larger. this is such a fucking weird hill to die on.
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@SYACVG I wish he'd get involved with the book series he started
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@punishedmother she's contributing to conservative infighting let her cook
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@johns_brodie @Proper_Plaid @DudespostingWs jesus christ are we still on this 2012 talking point, fellas?
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@10oh3point1 @fasc1nate who the fuck buys a leafblower americans really are a different breed of consumer I swear
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@MxStealYoWife I wish I had the privilege of being so lacking in real life obstacles that I had the headspace to fabricate Hello Kitty discourse based on an incredibly clear joke tweet
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@KnowS0mething rape is bad but people i don't like are also bad so people i don't like getting raped is good i am very intelligent
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@SpideyInTARDIS @JayExci the scene was gutwrenchingly jarring and cringe as shit reasonable idea, disgusting execution lmao the boys did it way better
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@ShitPCMSays if viewing history through different sympathetic racial lenses turns you towards nazism, I've got bad news for you, fam...
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@BadMedicalTakes translation: I WANT TO PISS ON MY BABY WHEN CAN I PISS ON MY BABY
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@_Lunacore_ @gimmickannoying literally in the centre of the fucking image
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@FreddySashimi @nolanwpeterson this is really fucking cringy
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@6atin @GluonPlasma @Slayfei_ @kinkbandit bc tate's smaller-than-average penis has found a nice comfy place inside of your anus, jockey.
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@pos0_rbx @Ovensbegone @realbiIIgate I bet your keyboard keys look like the underside of your dead ancestors' toenails
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@yeongno3 come on now
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@TheWronglemaker @campbel17357328 @ElijahSchaffer you added "or annoyed" because you understand nobody is scared here
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@Heisenburger660 @dyingscribe yeah dude that's the problem here
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@MikeHuntCIA @AltHistCody y'all live in an entirely different fucking reality.
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@realChrisBrunet @VaushV there's this guy - I don't know if you've heard of him... Nick something... flanders maybe? no that can't be it... anyway, he's a white supremacist but I can't remember his last name. Can you let me know if you know who I'm talking about? I can't remember that bloody last name.
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@TrevorAugust it's true I was the cock
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@ConspiracyBull1 unpopular opinion: creating a left-wing egregious misinformation propaganda machine to counter a right-wing egregious misinformation propaganda machine isn't actually a good solution.
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@zewiserguy_ @ajplus jesus christ the only people who are anti-union seem to be people who have no idea what unions do, or how many privileges they enjoy as the DIRECT RESULT of historical union action.
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@pandycon @DylanBurns1776 It reads to me that he's facetiously making fun of their efforts so far in Bakhmut but contextually I'd understand if it reads as implicit support and genuine curiosity considering his history.
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@TheWronglemaker @campbel17357328 @ElijahSchaffer acting like an actual baby to own the libs
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@orangotropolis @GundamIsHere @elonmusk "haha Elon is going to ban minorities and unban racist pedophiles. libs owned epic style"
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@GabboO61821688 @RickandMorty I'm incredible sorry that you thought this was something worth adding permanently to your skin lmfao
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@PoliticsGaming @SonOfCarl @HunterAA6 imagine *not* doing that lmao this is absolutely fucking based
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@hamilcarenina @spurtmagoo damn are y'all obsessed with being wrong or what
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@Dialoguealways @TheOmniLiberal @LuaBorealis what anyone would gain from actually engaging from one another rather than sniping eachother through tweets and video essays - context and understanding about eachothers' moral frameworks? frustratingly, the online left fractures itself by refusing to engage with one another.
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@ChrissaSJE @CatchUpFeed the lesson is that there is a difference between sex and gender, and the autistic ass character - that conservatives in this thread are identifying with for some reason???? - is unable to draw the distinction...
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@DjHentaii @ghostboy2015 @Y0ns0n @gimmickannoying ok fine hitler gets to live then I guess coz the egirl was being weird as fuck :/
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@Riveting_Rosie_ @ElijahSchaffer ruining my tyres and looking like a fucking dumbfuck to own the libs 🥰💯💕
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@PicoPicoTheBlue @pk_kenzie How I'm expecting Rick and Morty to go tbh "Rick why do we sound different?" "Uhh... Morty maybe you heard there was a virus that infected half the population recently? Maybe that had something to do with it." "Uhh yeah okay that makes sense anyway we should dunk on Jerry"
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@peachpiefem timbs ratio
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@realChrisBrunet @VaushV your comment came off as disingenuous lmfao if I wanted to facetiously accuse someone of lying, I'd also say "many such cases"
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@hasanthehun Hasan discovering technology companies actually produce more than one kind of technology soon you'll be discovering how your own country's political and tax system works!!!
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@TheOmniLiberal @ClaudiaBrown100 @crabkelsie holy FUCK I'm using the "I'm illiterate don't @ me" next time I'm called out for being wrong - this is the praxis I LIVE for
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@Flompor @Cernovich @justin42310 sure but the per-capita stats don't matter when talking about how many people are killed by race?
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@Flompor @Cernovich @justin42310 I promise you that's not going to show you the story you think it will.
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@clueified @DiscussingFilm this was one of the best casting choices in any show ever I'll never take seriously peoples' criticisms of an actor or actress's looks when picked for a role after Corlys Velaryon absolutely stole House of Dragons playing someone who's pale white in the books lmfao
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@Moggpie @Gusbuckets your ex wasn't an internationally recognised entity what a stupid fucking thing to say lmao I can't imagine how Abelina would feel having to see Gus thrive on the internet after psychologically abusing her lmao
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@Ultrasexhaver69 this is the most "I am 13 years old and you should very much disregard my political opinions" post I have seen on this website in a long time.
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@realmrfrog @Exvver @EsoShaggy @TheOmniLiberal >YE24 >Russian flag pleeeeeeaaaaase go back to class bro you're still in your formative years lmfao
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@TheSneerReview I'm sorry am I understanding correctly that her disfigurement is as a result of a failed suicide bombing attempt?
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@Sigilstone170 @antikris__ @Explosm zero people on this website believe you're anything but the palest shade of white stop being such a cringy fucking reactionary for 5 minutes challenge
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@souljagoytellem @OwLj297041 @justRedX_ you really didn't watch past the 2020 episodes, hey.
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@Randomcito @souljagoytellem @OwLj297041 @justRedX_ and op conveniently stopped watching the show at the introduction of a character they're using as criticism for the show? pc principal becomes a core character in the seasons following his introduction.
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@sihayaspring yes I would hazard a guess that Denis has read the books...
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@SugSaul @GoodReddit name a single other character without googling it that movie was 3 hours of jar-fart
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@jungefolgdoch @dadjoke7483 @EverythingOOC is it shame or awareness that you're lacking to have the audacity to post this shit publicly?
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@cosmicdawg9 @Cobratate 3 of these 4 "goats" got stopped dead in their tracks, and the 4th is a divorced dad who paid $44 billion to signal boost the cringiest content on earth
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@N3moSports @RightWingCope 80% of reactionary rhetoric ends up being projection.
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@jacobtaber @daveweigel I cannot think of a more literal and blatant form of "Backing" a political candidate than literally donating money to them lmfao
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@JaBrunk04 @SugSaul @GoodReddit google literally killed discourse
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@emo_panda037 @hourly_shitpost nobody: people with more than 8 brain cells: who on earth finds this dumb shit funny this format is so fucking boring
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@StepBackJay77 @MattWalshBlog you have 3 pronounce in your bio, Jay.
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@thebiggerot @22dbrit @MemesForGuys you're statistically more likely to be raped by another man than be falsely accused of rape by a woman.
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@honestsportz @ConSelfOwns yes. that is, indeed, the joke.
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@JoshuaLisec @EatBabii or rey or galadriel or captain marvel or bo peep bruh...
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@WillWhitley1066 @LacieJaeGlo @elonmusk look at this mf's account lmfao >pays for twitter >no posts >no profile picture >replies strictly to right-wing pundits god this website is a dump
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@hasanthehun "i'm not complaining" -professional twitch complainer
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@MattWalshBlog >my wife does the chores because i don't know how is not the sign of a healthy marriage lmfao
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@bloodsweatndirt @AandcDavid @ne0liberal please don't answer peoples' questions when you're not fit to answer them this graph is intentionally misleading because the y axis is upside down this shit was RAMPANT during Brexit days, and probably is the reason the Remain vote failed.
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@setofissues @TheGGranny @h3h3productions We get it Libby. You have no idea what you're talking about.
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@iqo_zoid @hiccorino who the hell is steve jobs
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@SandyJeanLeona1 @CBSEveningNews @CBSNews you're advocating for nuclear war, Sandy.
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@Emojidude5 @EverythingOOC unironically how retard tier conservatives think trans inclusiveness works
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@YanitedGariff @hamilcarenina @spurtmagoo does "murder" mean "take a life" to you? because, if so, you and I are living in entirely separate realms of reality.
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@lenlayton @ChrisQuomo >implying anyone who uses excel professionally keeps it up to date to the latest version
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@BinottoTR @googlechrome @McLarenF1 preserve your privacy? lmfao
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@FrappuccinoSlim @nikicaga pretending you're better than them is so fucking funny like yeah dude you'd totally have no issue sitting next to a total stranger on an international flight instead of your partner when the only thing preventing the former becoming the latter is 2 seconds of leg movement.
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@DylanBurns1776 they then proceeded to have rough boat sex for 3 days straight
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@MillionMustMeme @Viorp2 i made you into the soyjack i win
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@TheOmniLiberal people are incorrectly applying negativity from the word "copied" as though that's not an integral part of art and innovation
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