Fancy Rae Baker✨Indianapolis/Kauai/FMTY
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✨Chaotic good girlfriend for hire. Delightful dinner date; at large in Indianapolis, worldwide by request.✨ One third of the Nerdy Nymphs 💫
Indianapolis, Kauai, FMTY
Joined December 2018
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If sex work is work, you can still be in a monogamous romantic relationship while doing this job as long as you're honest with your partner.
If you don't believe that, you don't truly believe that sex work is just a job and you should evaluate that.
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Cersei saying "you want a whore, buy one. You want a queen, earn her", then immediately fucking the man who looks like a potato is the best commentary on whorephobic pick-me civilians.
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This account is run by a man trying to sell marketing guides. He has never worked as a SW. He steals our tweets and uses them to sell his useless marketing tools. Some context makes this question pretty gross, no?
Sex workers, what’s the weirdest request you’ve ever gotten?
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The weird kid who got hot after high school to successful sex worker pipeline is so real.
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Most providers match their clients' energy. We give back in accordance with what you put in. The more you make an effort to be kind, thoughtful, and generous, the more you get out of the experience. Just something to think about 💖
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It's weird to me that because sex work has a low barrier to entry, many people feel entitled to success in sex work. It's still skilled, difficult (at times scary and traumatic) work. The industry doesn't owe you anything just for showing up.
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Probably 80% of people who have told me they have a small dick do not in fact have a small dick. 100% of people who have told me they have a big dick do not have a big dick. Is there a scientific name for this phenomenon? Dickmorphia?
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Dick size, weight, experience level, sexual performance, body hair, awkwardness... None of it matters if you're willing to screen and are a nice human. I promise 💖
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I love when sugar babies learn their worth and become whores and I love when really good whores kinda disappear off Twitter and you know they found a generous regular and became a sugar baby again. The hooker life cycle is beautiful 🐛🦋
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You're not paying for an hour of my time. You're paying for all the work that I have to do in order to make that hour perfect for you.
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@carolinecaloway
Also as a fellow highly educated person who does sex work, not having a job in your field and (according to you) *needing* an OF to pay your bills after your parents paid that much for school isn't the flex you seem to think it is.
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Things about clients that have disappointed me:
• Haggling/shorting
• Not respecting boundaries
• Rudeness
• Flaking
• Entitlement
• Refusal to screen
Things that have never disappointed me:
• Physical appearance/ability
• Social status
• Genital size/type
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It breaks my heart that so many clients are insecure about their bodies. I've honestly never heard a provider critique a client's body behind the scenes. We're so much more interested in how you treat us (and many of us find bodies that aren't "conventionally attractive" so hot!)
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Not seeing Black or South Asian clients is racism.
You can call it sexual preference, but a) your sexual preference is racist, and b) we all see people outside of our sexual preference because this is a job.
"Doesn't act like white dudes" doesn't mean "isn't a good client".
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My goal is not to be booked and busy. My goal is always to be just busy enough to hand-pick clients who I vibe with, help my community financially, and enjoy plenty of downtime with my loved ones and books 💖
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Sex work isn't a zero sum game. This isn't a competition. We can all lift each other up and all succeed in this industry. Nobody is going to run out of clients. There are almost 4 billion men on earth and they're all horny.
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It turns out that the strange little girls who just wanted to read books and play alone in the woods as children have all become escorts as adults. The "making potions in my makeshift fort" to "putting on lingerie in my hotel room" pipeline 📚🌲👠
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Being able to pay a house full of young LGBTQ folks' utility bills and rent this month to make sure they don't end up on the street is why sex work is amazing. I could *never* have done this when I was waiting tables or teaching. My heart is so full of gratitude for my job 🥰
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Sex work isn't my only job, or even my most important job, it's just the only one I get paid to do.
When you book me, you're supporting all the causes dear to my heart (antiracism, harm reduction, sex workers rights, prison abolition, etc).
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If any sex workers in the Midwest find themselves fucked when rent and bills come due, I have multiple guest rooms in Indianapolis on a bus line that folks can stay and work in for free. Please don't hesitate to reach out if you're in need. My email is in my bio 💖
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So a SWERF told me that calling her whorephobic was offensive because it has the word "whore" in it and that's demeaning language to women 🤯
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I'm an escort, of course I've been violently pushed out of leftist communities who claim to support sex workers.
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It absolutely should not need to be said, but if you're a client and you're in any way attempting to leverage the current crisis to get something out of sex workers, you deserve to be eaten alive by fire ants. Coercing consent makes you a rapist, not a bargain hunter.
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I've been talking a lot with both clients and fellow providers about how we actually *prefer* the clear boundaries and expectations that come with paid intimacy.
It's nice to remember that the exchange of money doesn't in any way cheapen the experience. Quite the opposite.
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I think one of the most beautiful things about paid companionship right now is creating intimacy and excitement in a stress-free environment, at a time when nearly everyone is deprived of that. It's really pretty magical 💖
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@NYScanner
@NYPD9Pct
Anyhow maybe the NYPD should get real jobs since they can't even do whatever this is without help from random Twitter snitches
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I know y'all don't really know Jewish history or tradition, and I'm not going to go into the whole story with the Maccabees and the oil, but the big takeaway is that you're legally required to buy Jewish hookers gifts for 8 days on December 22nd-30th.
I don't make the rules 🤷🏼♀️
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I used to think I'd feel like I was successful as a sex worker once I had a certain number of regulars, a pair of designer shoes (I was very young when I started 🤦🏼♀️), or got out of credit card debt. But real success is having the freedom to fire clients who make me uncomfortable.
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I love that most of the absolute hottest people I've ever seen in my life are all total nerds who escort because that gives them the most possible time to dig into all of their nerdy little hobbies.
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@LauraCohenSolo
I'm extremely curious why he specifically wants to date escorts. I've never in my life dated someone because of their job, so I simply do not understand. Most people like to date someone they're attracted to and have things in common with. Maybe try being normal!
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I'm extremely uncomfortable with clients who are intoxicated, and I'm not alone in this.
Please don't get drunk before or during our time together, or I will consider our date over.
Drunk men are scary and unpredictable.
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My prediction for 2024 is that we'll see a huge number of established providers retiring. Book your crush while you can!
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When SW say we want civilian (as in non sex worker) friends who act normal about our jobs, we 110% do not mean civs who surround themselves with exclusively SWs while saying shit like "I couldn't do it because I don't like dick." That's still weirdo behavior.
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I'm saying this with so much love as a queer woman: a big, hard dick isn't the key ingredient for good sex. So much fun stuff can happen in bed without the presence of an erection and regardless of size, I promise! It's easy to get in your head, but trust me on this.
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Lurkers who enjoy the free labor SW put into our accounts but never intend to book, buy content, show appreciation, or even boost engagement are the exact same people who sit at tables in busy restaurants nursing one beer for six hours and then don't tip. Circular venn diagram.
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When I first got on SW Twitter, the unspoken rule was nobody discussed politics. Now even the "high end" set are calling for police abolition and saying Black Lives Matter. I love it. What do y'all think changed?
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Eros sucks. They give info to DHS, they don't accept any photos (yet they allow catfish photos to pass verification somehow), & they keep price gouging. Clients really need to abandon it so companions can too.
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It's international day to end violence against sex workers.
This year has been impossibly hard for so many of us. Please, take the time today to find *several* sex workers who need money and give to them generously.
SW, feel free to drop your links here or DM them to me to share.
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There are two wolves inside you. One is worried about the loss of free, accessible advertising, especially for marginalized SW. The other is glad to see Twitter die, because then clients will actually have to book us if they want our attention.
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I now not everyone can afford $500+ an hour to see a sex worker. Just like I know that I can't afford a '63 Ford Falcon Futura. You don't see me at the dealership letting them know that I can't afford their cars; you see me saving for the luxury items and services I want 🤷🏼♀️
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I *promise* that you can have an incredibly fun, fulfilling experience with a companion regardless of whether or not you have an erection! ED is not the end of good intimacy. Some of the best sex I've ever had has not involved an erection. Just relax and have fun!
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I often see clients miss out on really amazing experiences by trying to read escorts' minds. Either by assuming "I'd love her, but she'd hate me" or by constantly trying to guess if we're ~actually~ having fun on the date. Just find someone you think is cool, relax, & enjoy!
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If you can't figure out how to get to my website and book, then I am not confident that you'll be able to find my clit, either.
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Although first meetings are fun, things get even more magical with regulars. Time to get to know each other's desires and bodies, getting comfortable being ourselves, those little inside jokes... It all just enhances the experience 💖
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The cool thing about heavily tattooed providers is that you can be 100% certain that none of our photos are AI, because AI does not even comprehend tattoos, and certainly can't accurately replicate an entire body covered in them.
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There are clients who send $200 for a fifteen minute text conversation that ends in the booking of a FMTY, and clients who send you a $500 gift card for giving them some advice (before even meeting), and then there's the "hey" guys. I wonder who's using their hand more often?
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I love seeing my clients succeed! I've seen my regulars get their PhD, leave bad marriages, find happy ones, get their dream job, travel the world, and so much more. If good blowjobs helped even a little along the way, every success my clients have is mine as well 💖
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I miss accompanying clients on business trips. Getting to luxuriate and explore while they work, then greeting my lover in lingerie with their favorite drink in hand and helping them relax after a long day is just so delightful.
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I try not to be too serious on here, but something has been bugging me. For a while, but especially in the last year, I keep hearing my colleagues say that they love their job but they're burned out and exhausted. That clients expect us to be so available on social media...
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Removing stress from my life is the single sexiest thing someone can do. "Don't worry about it, I'll take care of it" just gets me going 💦
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