◥◤Caroline Calloway
@carolinecaloway
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Writer. No, not that one. The other writer. The one you love. 🌺🌸💊🥂✨🐍🧚♂️🦋📘 Pre-order my very real book, SCAMMER
Cambridge
Joined January 2013
“SCAMMER IS FUNNY, ENGAGING, AND FULL OF GENUINE INSIGHT.” THE NEW YORKER FUCKING SAID THAT!!!!! I’M SCREAMING
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OMG GUYS I LITERALLY FUCKED THE UNITED HEALTHCARE CEO ASSASSIN
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RT @jjauthor: Caroline Calloway survived the hurricane and is back to the business of influencing: “I’ve been making content in my down tim…
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RT @nypost: Caroline Calloway survived the hurricane and is back to the business of influencing
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RT @7nairam: just found out caroline polachek and caroline calloway are two different people but is it in a hannah montana way?
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RT @carolinecaloway: Very jealous of all those seeing charli upstate today, but I do feel like the *real* storm king rn
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Very jealous of all those seeing charli upstate today, but I do feel like the *real* storm king rn
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RT @anotherclaire: i’m so sorry i can’t work today i’m genuinely too fixated on whether or not caroline calloway is still alive
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RT @anxiousdeluxe: Caroline Calloway is the closest thing we have to a real life Hannah Horvath
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RT @vaggician: My bf just told me that he thinks Caroline Calloway is the ultimate ‘I could fix her’💀💀
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RT @people: Caroline Calloway Sends Update from Florida Home After Hurricane Milton's Landfall: 'I Lived Bitch' (Exclusive)
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