Nsikanabasi
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Researcher| Writer| Cybersecurity Enthusiast, actively exploring the various intersections between Cybersecurity and Law| Entrepreneur
Nigeria
Joined December 2016
Did you know that by 2026, 90% of online content will be synthetic or AI-generated? Deepfakes blur the line between reality and altered reality by producing hyper-realistic videos/audio recordings of persons saying or doing things they never said or did
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Helen Ukpabio’s daughter wears a full face of makeup, earrings and nose ring? Wonders shall never cease 🤣.
I give you the next five hours to take this down or I will educate you in court!.
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@sisinerdtweets It’s really exhausting. From my childhood to adulthood, I’ve seen women strive to cater for their kids. The ones that’ll sell from dawn to dusk, wash clothes, fetch water,clean houses- any & every job just to feed their kids. Coming online to see people act naïve is exhausting.
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@Yubbie007 Seeing the contrast between her appearance and what her mum preaches is just startling.
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@NoFaceAhj @MrMekzy_ I almost blocked my nephew’s number when I sent him money on Friday and he called on Monday to ask for more money. Our parents tried fr.
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You applied for a remote position, I call to schedule an interview and you’re telling me you don’t have data. The other one said she doesn’t have Zoom on her phone; so what should I do? Buy you data or download Zoom for you? Where’s the proactivity? Nigerian employers are trying.
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@winniewheeny You really deserve better Sis. I’ve been down for some days now and my husband has practically done everything for me; fixes my bath, food, meds, everything! Just had to send him this text when I finally woke up this afternoon and felt a little better and his response🥰
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@sami_incredible Growing up, dem no born you well to show up at home with a cloth or anything for that matter that my parents didn’t buy for you. Parenting seems different now 🤦🏽♀️.
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@LadyDreyx The police he allegedly placed a call to was the one that actually “arrested” him. This country makes my head spin.
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@praye_stone @thecableng @MBuhari @NigeriaGov @PoliceNG @CorrectionsNg @MinOfInteriorNG @raufaregbesola @ProfOsinbajo @AmnestyNigeria @segalink @ChidiOdinkalu @fisayosoyombo @TheICIR If we had killed the fingerlings, they wouldn’t have grown into the big fish. #keepfisayosafe.
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I remember during registrations in law school, an Igbo guy who was a staff saw my name and directed me to an Akwa Ibom guy, as per my brother. I got there, greeted this guy in Ibibio, dude looked pissed af before asking “What can I do for you?” I jejely walked away.
Majority of akwa ibomite in Lagos are so stupid . You meet them and they start speaking English . Koni da fu with that English. So even pretend not to be from akwaibom that it’s only their father that’s from there. We are terrible people 💔.
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Men that belong only in asylums .Pushed into streets by a crazy system.Unleashing terror untold on those they should protect .Youthfulness is now a crime .A crime punishable by death.Death so premature it seems unreal #endsarsbrutality.
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Regulatory bodies and law enforcement will pretend like they aren’t seeing this fully functional community of fraudsters on Twitter, a public platform. The Nigerian police claims to be able to track anyone within a couple of hours, but here we are. Shameful.
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@xyoung7123 @nana_adade @KraksTV Broom defender. Oga, if you've ever made use of a broom, you'd know what a used one looks like.
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A bit of context: this position is for Sales reps in a microfinance bank. We’re currently looking for people resident in Akwa Ibom; the role is fully remote as the bank doesn’t have an office in Uyo for now. Pay is way above the new FG minimum wage😆.Dm your number if interested.
You applied for a remote position, I call to schedule an interview and you’re telling me you don’t have data. The other one said she doesn’t have Zoom on her phone; so what should I do? Buy you data or download Zoom for you? Where’s the proactivity? Nigerian employers are trying.
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What’s so stressful about traveling to Uyo? Is it the direct flight you can get from Abj and Lag on a state-owned airline that prioritizes your time & values your safety?The near perfect road network in the city? The hospitable nature of the people? Pray tell, what’s the stress?.
We need more stadiums in the country that can host International standard games for the Super Eagles—traveling to Uyo is a big stress on its own in every angle.
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@winniewheeny Lol. I just remembered one guy jogging up to me to say his oga was calling me. Told him to tell his oga that he doesn’t have sense.
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@ImohUmoren My father never once forgot my birthday though and he knew all my friends by name from primary through secondary school. So, these parents may just be genuinely uninterested in their kids’ lives.
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lol, just remembered a shop I used to patronize, honestly thought the boy that sold there had multiple personalities because on some days he’d be a little too friendly and on other days he’d just be cold and formal. Came to realize they were 2 different people.
My twin decided to sleep at my hostel this night. This random guy comes & sees ‘two me’ & is shocked. My roommates worsen everything. They say we're not related, we just moved into the hostel and met each other and everyone is shocked. This guy says blood of Jesus countlessly.
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@zikokomag This! Where do I start from? Is it the client that was directed to me, stepped into the office,saw me and stepped out to inform the secretary that he didn’t see any lawyer, or the one that asked if I’m the secretary or is it the one that asked me to come and cook afang for him?.
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@Enoch_genie @sonik_zakk Even when I’m there, e go reach like 6 months before I begin tell people.
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@TweeteractiveNG @Slyxra Gratuity for time spent, efforts exerted, headaches endured, sidechics tolerated. 😆😆😆.
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@Postsubman This is the most mediocre nonsense I’ve been unfortunate enough to see in a long while.
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@Mfonobong_RPh Well done ma’am. I tried making my own coconut oil but mehn… the process is grueling and it’s definitely not for the faint hearted. Had to go back to the store bought ones.
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@Chude__ I won’t even allow a first time visitor get into the kitchen, let alone do dishes. That person is a guest and will be treated as such. His problem obviously is with the “feminism “.
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I’ve seen women fight over a broke man without a dime to his name. Take a minute to reflect and you’ll see that your problem isn’t finance related. Even if you do make money, you’ll still be a sad, lonely incel if you don’t fix the real issue.
I'm single, struggling and don't have one girl asides my mom and sister checking up/texting. person come dey even ask me if my prick no dey work again cos them never see me with woman for over a year. Oya na. .
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@aproko_doctor The level of female infanticide in India is extremely high. The day I read of how female children were drowned shortly after birth, I couldn’t sleep well at night.
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Hi guys, we’re looking for smart, hardworking and dedicated individuals to serve as sales reps in a microfinance bank. Your job is to help disburse loans to Federal employees. Location: Port Harcourt .Qualifications: From SSCE.Communicate with 09092139577, WhatsApp only.
You applied for a remote position, I call to schedule an interview and you’re telling me you don’t have data. The other one said she doesn’t have Zoom on her phone; so what should I do? Buy you data or download Zoom for you? Where’s the proactivity? Nigerian employers are trying.
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@Chydee 😂 😂 this got me laughing really hard. Kpele sha. My boss told me he got hospitalized after his university girlfriend left him. I couldn’t stop laughing.
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@SankaraSuccess @aproko_doctor Now that you know it was pulled out of a man, you’ve suddenly gone mute.
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Hi guys, we’re pausing the application process for now. After the first round of interviews tomorrow, we may open it up again depending on how well the candidates perform. Thank you for the engagement, I appreciate.
A bit of context: this position is for Sales reps in a microfinance bank. We’re currently looking for people resident in Akwa Ibom; the role is fully remote as the bank doesn’t have an office in Uyo for now. Pay is way above the new FG minimum wage😆.Dm your number if interested.
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@Dant_ey @TheLotaChukwu @SPERIE_ People were literally making fun of him, I can remember it vividly. It wasn’t just an expression of shock; it was body shaming.
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@iamziben I no dey really advise people but you’re a solid guy so I’ll make an exception— you’re smart, talented, hardworking and you love and serve God unashamedly, you really have no idea how bright your future is. Keep your head up and someday you’ll return to this tweet with goodnews.
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@SankaraSuccess @myra___b @BijouOji @aproko_doctor Oga, you know you were referring to women. Stop this lame attempt at a useless defense. How many of you men openly acknowledge the existence and practice of homosexuality? You just saw an opportunity to bash women and jumped on it without even reasoning.
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No dignity in life, no dignity in death. No one even cared to at least cover her up, they’re all hustling for content.💔. And I hope that evil woman faces the full wrath of the law.
A lady reportedly ki!!ed her housemaid in Owerri for watching television with her kids.
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@jeremiahrmg @romeocza @UdohEkerete @King____Morgan @ubking1 @TityJimmy @ThatAkwaIbomBoy @lu_ciyah Four lanes by water fountain.
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@SubDeliveryZone The way the word "rape" is being thrown about by some ladies these days is quite irritating. If you are trying to get back at a guy, or mad that konji overtook your reasoning, please don't use rape as a way out. You'll only discredit real victims.
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@Three_Leg_Bird My aunt’s story is even worse😂 still that Ikeja. She was with her friends and some policemen stopped them, one of them had an Efik/Ibibio name crested on his uniform so my aunt went to appeal to him in Ibibio, the dirty slap this man gave my aunt, she saw stars.
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Most of them have a fetish for subservience,but they won’t go after a naturally “submissive” woman.The arousal comes from haunting down a strong-willed woman and steadily stripping her of every ounce of self-confidence until she becomes what they desire. To them,that’s submission.
I don’t understand what you guys mean by why is she “talking back” to her husband. You cannot talk back to your spouse?? I’m actually shook. And the talk back is so disrespectful that decking is understandable? Talking back as per conversing? Lol. Glad that fool lost his job.
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Mad men, raving mad men everywhere .Gun wielding, baton hoarding mad men.Armed with ancient, archaic pistols.Rolled out by a bunch of senseless leaders.Leaders even Madder than the mad gun wielders #ENDSARSBRUTALITY.
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@toccyn1 @zainab_ayoo @hannytalker You had hands-on training, executed tasks, and even offered your skills on a volunteer basis; you have the needed experience and you can also learn on the job. I’m sure you have several transferable skills from your previous roles too. Remember growth mindset?.
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HIRING! . RNR LOGISTICS is hiring for the role of a Personal Assistant/Supervisor.NB: Applicant Must reside in Uyo. Send your cv to rnrlogisticsng@gmail.com// WhatsApp; 09046081280.
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@fittyAnih My aunt didn’t wear an ounce of makeup on her wedding day - not even white powder.
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@Morris_Monye What is this? Entertainment update? This man is supposed to be a Senior Advocate of Nigeria ffs!.
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A country of shabbily dressed insane people.Dressed in tattered blacks and blues.Madly raising illegal blocks on narrow roads.Raiding joints of joy, killing youths with glee #KoladeJohnson #ENDSARSBRUTALITY.
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Do you know what these three women have in common? They were killed by their lovers! #saynotodomesticviolence
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@cerebralistic @KendziUzondu This is really disturbing and I can’t help thinking that he most likely needs help. Noticed he admitted to being forcefully hospitalized twice. He needs medical attention.
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Whew! Almost developed some faith in this country for the 16-minute duration of this clip, but then remembered how my fellow countrymen saw, heard, and interacted with this man but proceeded to support Bulaba. God willing, I’ll have hope in this place from the diaspora 🤲🏾.
.@PeterObi gives a VERY detailed account of how he got involved in politics. It’s a very in depth story that has a lot of layers. It’s a long one so buckle up. I recommend watching the full interview or at least between 45:00 & 01:10. 🎥 @GlitchAfrica .
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@itoro_Ngozi @TheVakundi A generation that sees every single thing, even extremely sensitive ones as content that needs to make it to social media, is a doomed generation. We need more self-awareness; put yourself in the friend’s shoe, how would you feel? And please be honest with yourself.
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@leoandrevic They can’t even proofread their documents. “Probtional” has no business being the first thing that jumped at me when I opened that document.
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@OakTVOnline @cchukudebelu This woman's "maggi" is definitely spiked with weed.Why is she approbating and reprobating?.
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God was really in His element when He made ripe plantain and banana. What manner of sweetness! 😘.
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I’m having an amazing time at the 4th anniversary celebration of the iconic @ibomairlines . #IbomAirAt4
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@myluv33 @winniewheeny Errrm. that’s not an excuse please. When your partner is ill, the first natural response is worry and concern. If you love someone, you’ll do all you can to ease the person’s pain.
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It’s not flirting, it’s an enforcement of boundaries. She’s basically asking you to respect your gray hair before you chop insult.
Fact:- iF a lady calls you sir, she is flirting with you.
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@Iwuanyanwu28 @sisinerdtweets I’ll try to be as patient as possible here-go back and read my tweet, very slowly. Now,take as much time as you need to understand what I tweeted,then try to see if your response fits into the context of my tweet. If at the end, you still think it does, I’ll further break it down.
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@ItsTheRealBizZ @the_olabode I know the feeling. The hurt was so deep when I lost my mum, kept questioning God. Then barely a year later, I lost my Dad. well, let me just say I've not been to Church this year.
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I think a lot of people aren’t as cautious as they should be which makes social engineering quite easy. Observing the amount of personal info X users offer without much prompting just so they can partake in a “trend” goes to show that humans are the weakest link in security.
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@aniekemefinbarr Must you politicize everything? What is wrong with you? Why so backwards? Should NCDC run the results by you before reporting it? Even if the persons are not showing symptoms, haven’t you heard that asymptomatic persons can infect others? I’m ashamed of you people.
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@lawbitss Which bonding? 9 out of 10 times those women end up quarreling and exchanging words. It’s not a bonding opportunity at all, most times it’s an avenue to let out suppressed beef and anger. Better get a caterer if you can afford one.
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I’m currently writing an article on Phishing, Smishing and the position of the Cybercrime (Prohibition, Prevention, etc.) Act of 2015; this post just assisted my research tremendously. Thank you.
Hello Cyber guys. A quick question. What form of malware or social engineering is mostly used in Nigeria & why do you say so?.
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@Mztito1 @TomiwaImmanuel Go back and read what he wrote here, this time slowly. And do not read with the sole aim of reacting or responding, read to understand and comprehend what was said. ✌️.
Essentially what I'm saying is that the Bible is clear on the kind of values and virtues believers should emulate, commend, and associate with. I'm simply surprised that Christians saw the controversial reputation and values of Tinubu, and felt he was a better choice over a man.
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My mind immediately went to a privacy breach, but maybe I’m just being too serious 🤷🏽♀️.
So this guy gave his babe a big teddy bear for her birthday, apparently there’s a tiny recorder or whatever it is installed inside it. That’s how he found out a lot of things were going on in the room. She couldn’t even lie because evidence full ground. 😂😂🤣🤣 I just dey.
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@Mightyjoeeee @asangelwassayin I was about explaining this to her. We have it in Ibibio culture too. A barren woman can “marry” another woman to help her bear children. A friend of mine was born through this process. The two women have no sexual ties whatsoever; it’s not lesbianism but a form of surrogacy.
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@IwuohaGift @Dcruise25 @Noela_ik @Nwando__ Block him everywhere; phone calls, Facebook, IG, WhatsApp. Just block him everywhere. You need to take out sometime for yourself, don’t rush into anything immediately. Breathe, Heal, then move on.
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As a beginner transitioning into cybersecurity, my chosen career path is GRC because it aligns with my background in Law. I completed the Google Cybersecurity program on coursera in record time.I’m goal-oriented & if gifted this voucher, I’ll complete the course within 2 weeks .
My friend, Dr. Mike Brass recently launched a course on Udemy titled Governance, Risk and Compliance. In this course he breaks down the 9 fundamental principles of being a security practitioner. I will pick 3 people to gift a voucher to get this course for free, study and.
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@slsinco @TheSecMaster1 @SecurityTrybe Explaining each of the options is highly enlightening and helpful for beginners like me.
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This country finds new ways of leaving me disgusted every passing day. How can the House of Reps have this much time on their hands while the country is in a crisis? Is this the best use of their time? How did I end up in this Godforsaken place nitori Olorun.
“He is not feeling fine, He is under the weather” — Bobrisky’s Laywer.
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I used to spend weekends experimenting with new recipes I found online during the week; it was a great way to destress while doing something I enjoy, but now a crate of eggs is 7k and there’s no N100 onion in the market. This economy is messing with my mental health 😫.
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It's 2024, and this community has just gained access to clean drinking water for the first time! They have reps in the State House, National Assembly, and even L.G councils. God needs to create a special part of hell for Nigerian leaders, their wickedness is truly unbelievable.
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I am super thrilled and grateful for this opportunity. Gaining as much foundational knowledge as possible is my aim and this training is already gearing up to be highly educational and enlightening.
Today we had orientation for the foundation of cybersecurity organized by @cybersechaven . We had a 2k applicant but we can only accommodate 200 persons. Congratulations to everyone who was selected. See you all in class.
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@Mmeelair @desmondmawuli @Chydee Chill out abeg, life isn’t that serious. Finding humor in every situation is the best way to handle the things life will fling at you.
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A horrific, terrible, disgusting and utterly traumatic experience. I’m glad she has found a second chance at love. I’ll forever be of the opinion that a cheating partner is actively trying to kill you.
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@realFFK No, its only Christian leaders that are capable of inciting violence.We are foolishly waiting for God to raise arms on our behalf.
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@Emmanuel_Obe_1 That’s precisely it, but it’s just difficult to wrap my mind around how one goes from that extreme to the extreme we’re seeing on this girl’s page.
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@Godcatalyst @Amanda___praise @novieverest So you’d rather have more orphans than “kids with broken homes”?.
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