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Geek. Pauciloquent. Artist. Cordwainery. Beta Tester. Wes Anderson Stan. AFOL. Sony. PlayStation. Birkenstocks. Pixel. PotterHead. Lexus LC/LFA. iPad Pro.
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I am delighted to share my 2022 Motion Design Reel!
(Please RT)
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And that is destiny fulfilled.
- Thanos, 2019
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More reasons to do Oral, B.
Sperm contains zinc and calcium which help fight tooth decay.
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Lagos go soon turn one big Renaissance festival lmao
[Clip-clop clip-clop]
Sire, perchance you rideth yonder e-center?
Aye, I doth ride in that general direction
God!! I saw horses just now in Yaba going to Sabo, is this the new means of transportation ?
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Sending me pictures no one else has/will ever see.
They don't have to be racy, but that is always welcome.
the exclusivity >
It's like owning limited edition collectible 🥺
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Group of friends who were just maximum 15 minute car ride away, now separated across 3 time zones.
I still don't understand how you people have it in your heart to 'forgive' Nigeria.
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(Sorry to do this on your tweet)
Look at the low quality problems Nigeria makes us tackle.
Other place in the world, these devices are used to provide power when you're in the wilderness camping. Or during catastrophic power outage.
Nigeria is a wilderness, and a catastrophe.
If you’re a remote worker like me, you definitely need constant power supply. I recommend this for those who cannot install a solar panel.
This is an amazing external power backup. It can power laptops, phones, routers etc. It’s just 150k.
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More importantly, we now have conclusive proof that the drive to eat out of a man's plate is linked to the presence of a second X chromosome.
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The year is 2027
Ikeja is now known as Xi Ping province.
I park my xianqi car in front of the duck restaurant.
Ni hao ma, I say to the valet
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Tyga's mom: Michael have you taken out the trash
Tyga: Yes mom
Mom: So what's your album doing here on the table?
http://t.co/SkNWcMpHQs
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Lagos landlords will convulse if they see this
My happy place
...only when boiling hot water 😌😌😌
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And kip being d bag gal you are
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Morgan Freeman; and so it was, Twitter fam, that our protagonist, Tayo, set out on this journey with his tailor, Yinka
We all know how this will go but we wait, with bated breath and fingers poised over the L, M, A, and Ọ keys.
My tailor said YES!
please twitter be my witness.
Can’t wait to see my ebuka agbada
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Open your mouth and talk
Move his fingers to the clitoris
Participate!
My clit begging for attention while he rubbing the pee hole instead. Smh.
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We've what?
Oh god the suspense is killing me
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Bold of you to assume there won't be personal agriculture tax imposed as soon as people start this.
IGR yuno
It’s time to remove the interlocking in your houses and start planting crops
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Crying
Sanwo-olu logged into his burner to get some things off his chest
Tueh! So, this lady
@cremechic11
posted a long thread about how hard it is living in Lagos and how luxury is generally overpriced.
First, she didn't mention the crappy hotel that's $180. EKO Hotel is $150!Many more decent ones cost less. Clout yìí náà ni. She didn't mention name
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Look at the deep seated (and getting even deeper) trauma Nigeria is subjecting us to
Mahn my husband got a call from NYSC camp where his brother is and he freaked out cos he straight up thought he had been kidnapped or something. Turned out it was camp radio station calling to give him a S/O from his brother. He said “oh?” followed by a long silence. Lmfaooooo!!
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@rashida_ce
now please I'll like some enlightenment on what dimension increases
Length? Width? Orifice diameter? Which one?
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@rashida_ce
so you mean for every guy a lady lays with she gains an extra inch in vaginal size?
Okay having established this
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This America sef
The thing wey separate them from Nigeria na just say Dem get light.
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Well slurp me up like the last bits of a hot fudge sundae teni makanaki your waist is cutie
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Idk idk, maybe we have eyebrows because we don't shave them off?
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David alighted from the bus.
'This Lagos will soon kill me', he thought to himself.
He was bleary as fuck so he stopped at the roadside fried foods vendor's kiosk.
'give me akara 50, bread 150 and that 80 fish'
She hands him his order.
'How much be my money?'
'280', she says.
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Lmao naw
How many of Akin's 'clear road for my queen' will you endure before you finally give in to Shola's invite to come with him to Seychelles?
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I'm licking my lips because I can feel them dry up, dear.
Not everything is about you.
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All those things you watch in movies where a group of friends are at all the epoch making events of each others lives.
Weddings, being godparents, times of grief etc.
All gone.
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God abeg, see screenplay. 😭
@TheVunderkind
has created something huge here.
I have found the source of prompts for all my personal projects going forward.
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Still yet to wrap my head around the fact that men had a problem with women protesting harassment.
Shame dey catch me.
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This tweet is in direct violation of Bro Code Article 56 revision 3B
The Department of Infarctions will be arriving to collect your card
Your MCM replies your mentions in your DMs because he doesn't want to be publicly associated with you.
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Lmaoooooo
Both UI and UX are excellent.
There's an excellent how-to section if you listen to the developer of the app.
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I'm crying
The baby stopped crying as a result of existential dilemma. 'am I a living shawarma?'
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@theamandachinda
It's your own mother and your mother-in-law that will have only one meat to share.
So now tell us how will you handle it?
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How many “na me fuck up” moments have you had this year?
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@c0
quick update
Arsenal still hasn't won the league
You may want to decide if you're cis or trans
Watch mad Max fury road.
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Me: I hate Disney. No more original ideas. Yes dear, I'm paying with card. Yes 2 tickets for lion king 3d. 3 shawarmae.
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Nope
At the peak of their existence, they become syringes.
Every syringe you see today was once a doctor.
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Nah this is the worst kind of write up.
Vacuous, insipid, codswallop wrapped up with a nice bow and presented as a thoughtful submission when it in fact brings neither heat, not light to the discourse.
You see, this thing called entrepreneurship is not just about books alone. Not SWOT, not MRR, ARR, etc.
He simply didn't understand the industry he chose and who the power brokers are. He saw NURTW as louts and a threat instead of collaborators or competitors.
Either view would
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I'm a man
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Small Girl, Big Bang
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This isn't about where you find love, you found it in a hopeless
place, kudos to you.
This is about 'how'
If you can find love anywhere, why must it be in a place where you have to talk about your (twin) sister like this?
Not all end justifies the means. Sorry.
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There's no du here please
We need to cut down on fake news
This is kpa kpa kpa kpa
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Lmao we elected Faraday as president
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Nobody:
2030 virology, pathology, and epidemiology textbooks begining their covid chapters: Ọmọ
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@official_UG90
@akorede_Psalms
Korede, did you suddenly develop retinal artery obstruction?
Ezi bida come and see
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The Last Straw
What do we want the government to do?
#EndSars
#EndPoliceBrutalityInNigeria
When do we want it? Now.
Creative direction and Animation by
@TheGrandVezir
Music by
@THISISBFG
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Date people who actually like you
Nigerian guys are dead when it comes to being romantic.
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They are shouting 'who dey breathe'
Has anybody checked on saskay?
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Lmaoo look at this oaf that probably stares at the juice carton because it said 'concentrate'
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IV Artesunate 2.4mg/kg stat, then
at 12h, and at 24h.
Continue till patient agrees to delete tweet.
I’m happy for Rihanna but really hoping she’s not going to become one of those insufferable mothers of boys who seem to be in a weird incestuous relationship with their son, and super willing to throw girls under the bus and excuse bad male behaviour.
Fingers crossed she doesn’t
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Far far away in a land called legalcounselia, there's this magical item called divorce.
He can go on a quest for that item.
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Delaying expenses is not the same as 'saving' brethren.
Happy Wednesday.
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You're good. Forget.
Your career for industry go long.
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How wicked do you have to be for someone getting goodwill to be making your chest tight like this?
What the fuck? 😂😂😂😂
At this rate, you guys can come together and buy them a house. Silly lots
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Newly engaged guys, please hit me up to make beautiful animated stories for you to show at your wedding.
A nice fresh take on wedding proceedings.
Contact me today let's make magic.
Please RT
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Congratulobia
Madam I say congrats
Congrats wans egen
This your achievement go well
I say you try
No see forget I give you hand
Hehe
I been go Ibadan too
That amala yuno
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Lmao
Same way nobody needed this right here tweet.
Perhaps maintain the same mass multiplied by the speed of light squared?
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Osibanjo : *dials Buhari's number
Buhari : * picks. Hello?
Osibanjo: A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI A MILLI
Buhari : AY PEE SEE
*beat drops
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Joker at $549m worldwide. 10 days.
Budget of $55m. 0 gunshots.
I'm so happy.
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@abeg_app
has potential.
The design is excellent.
The ideas I can see are 🤌🏾😗
But the potential (if they can successfully navigate Nigeria's peculiarities) is quite insane.
It could literally be our Venmo, zello, PayPal type of thing
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@OloyeColdman
Corper Doctors are qualified doctors, Oloye.
What Nysc needs is proper stocking of and better infrastructure in camp clinics.
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I think Big brother needs to take a stand and talk about consequences for throwing the r-word around the way they're doing it.
It should warrant a strike.
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The best 100 films of the 21st century, according to 177 film critics around the world surveyed by the BBC
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Rest.
We actually don't.
We know where una short short hand reach.
Nigerian men actually expect someone to buy them a PS4 & other fancy things 😂😂😂😂.
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'good dick have a woman acting crazy'
Cool story, please stand still for the mugshot Elaine.
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Unending mid.
Everything just to survive.
If you're not careful, you won't actually live, you won't build.
A never ending stream of government inflicted setbacks
Nigeria will make youths try their hands on almost everything, 9 - 5, entrepreneurship, tech, realty, crypto, forex, content creation and so on, that’s why at almost 30, people still don’t know what they’re doing with their lives, no enabling environment.
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@HenrikhMkh
touch your screen let me pray for you
I cover your tibiofibular syndesmosis and your talocalcaneal joint with the blood of Jesus
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How much be this money sef
Falz's "4 year term, 3 years holiday" was for politicians who do nothing until it is election year. I don't think he was referring to Buhari in particular because the President spent a total of 172, which is less than half a year ill.
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Mummy Twitter consistently the safest, most helpful section of Twitter.
I truly don’t know what we’re to do to make this hair grow. Where is
#mummyTwitter
? Help us o because her nanny won’t let me cut it.
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