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Bridging the gap between Tech, Music and Lifestyle | QA Engineer by day 👩🏼‍💻 Dj by night 🎧

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@Kella_TheTechDj
The Tech DJ
1 year
Nigeria will make youths try their hands on almost everything, 9 - 5, entrepreneurship, tech, realty, crypto, forex, content creation and so on, that’s why at almost 30, people still don’t know what they’re doing with their lives, no enabling environment.
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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Omg!!! ☺️😊💃🏻💃🏻 Another day to be happy for our internet cousins we don’t know 🎊 Congratulations
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I KNEW IT!!!! 😭♥️💍💍💍💍
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@Krys__tiana Lol I don’t support violence but some fry are self destruct mode, you need to take them out of it
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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Imagine claiming to be a good woman to get validation from these silly badly behaved Nigerian men, walai I’m a bad woman
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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I think I’ve lost interest in love/relationship, I can’t seem to connect to anybody, men don’t excite me, sometimes it feels like I want it and I miss it, but more than half the time I’m just numb, no attraction to anybody, I can literally feel the hardness of my heart
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@VictoriaSindi @DoraGodoy They need to hear what they’re seeing 🤣😂😂
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@CaviarPurple I thought they said nobody wants marry Nigerian women except Nigerian men??
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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2 years
They called… And I answered ✌🏼🌷
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@tosyn__ Your hurt a certain gender’s ego, they’re refusing to accept the truth in the replies 😂 they’re calling you Mrs real 🤭
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@Cootamama @AfricanDynasty3 @Kizzydat_ Very awful, she can cuss but can’t spell
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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1 year
I got my present Job from the last hallelujah challenge, I was always calling the name of the company and saying they’ll employ me as their QA Engineer, a few weeks later, I got my offer letter #HallelujahChallenge
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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No wahala, since it’s okay to be asking another woman out when you’re engaged, all of us will be doing this wickedness thing together, we’ll scatter the dating pool completely
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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Cos you asked nicely 😌🤍
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@IgboHistoFacts
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Dear Igbo babes, please bless us with JPEGs
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@itsreneilwemol @Rihanatsona Lol it’s true, a lot of men settle that’s why it’s easy for them to cheat on their wives cos they don’t love who they marry, some men also never ever fall in love
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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Here we go ❤️‍🔥
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@IgboHistoFacts
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Dear Igbo babes, please bless us with JPEGs
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@amarihanifahh Is she doing any other than posting pictures?? Cos I’m confused
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@Lepht___ This is why people travel out, not because they don’t have money or good jobs, good health care, security and basic amenities
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@iam_bussie Losing a cheat? You dey craze
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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I dreamt that CeeC won the Allstars and wore this old mama gown and was dancing waist dance to celebrate 🤦🏼‍♀️ I speak the win into existence but not gown plss 😖 #BBNaijaAlIStars
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@fishbathbomb @SauceHouston1 @FromAerin Lmaoo 🤣🤣 anything to console themselves
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@AlhajiLarosh Just check into yaba left, nothing remain
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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Last night ✨
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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You’ll hear a Nigerian youth say, I’m an entrepreneur, I’m also this and that, but where’s the evidence? No evidence, you go explain tire, cos e no dey show, no enabling environment plus all the income goes into daily expenses and unforeseen bills sigh 🤦🏼‍♀️
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@Director_bello So the soldiers were just making mouth for nothing
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@Pharaoh_369 lol I keep saying it, if u dating a man just because he has money, but he’s not your type, you settled
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@Emprissss I think a lot of guys don’t mind too, as long you’re okay with them not posting you too
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@MrMekzy_ Lol it’s why my dad use tell me in Igbo that “the good things of life doesn’t finish” so if you can’t one good thing, you’ll be able to get another in the future, don’t kill your self, just keep working
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@Quickiepaedia You people like love and mushy things, just look at the replies 🤣😂 why can’t we just coexist peacefully and be genuine with our feelings??
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@gina_classy She’s a good writer, it didn’t happen sha
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@Moanerleaser And when you betray the trust, I leave instantly, no second chance
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@Madam_Ufuoma Some Nigerian women and marriage, as long they stay married, they don’t mind, the husband will get married to someone else in less than a year
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@ixchangeng “I’m doing my best” 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@_JustBeingMeme @ArsenalJagaban Lol y’all will always have excuses for bad behavior
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@DesmundoConnor @imanmuejaza Keep you on a short leash?? Ok chihuahua
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@__Folarin__ You’re a slave, a modern day slave, even my mother in her time didn’t do all these, especially not on my dad’s watch, so let me get this straight you’re doing all these to prove to your 500k earning husband you’re not a spoilt brat?? At 26 you’re stressing like this?? I pity you
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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Big Kella 🦅
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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Oya all of you crying, don’t take the advice, go and sleep every man that says hi cos of sexual liberation, sexual discipline spans across all genders, but her advice is specifically for women, y’all should rest
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I’m a girl’s girl so I’ll tell you something for free. Sexual discipline is a MUST! It’s embarrassing that every man that knows you has experienced you. It’s all shades of tacky to allow every man moving to you to have a taste of you. You’re worth more, don’t lower the bar💅!
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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Pastor Nath singing: Your bobo go fine go fine oh, he go tall oh, he go rich oh Me: AMENNNN 🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊 Lool 😂🤣🤣 My Amen was too loud, I’ll miss hallelujah challenge 😭😭🥺 I don’t want it to end. God bless bless bless @nathanielblow Thank you sir 🙏🙏
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@realOBOZUWA @UncleTochii @CrystabelKelsey Lmaoo 😂🤣 Nigerian men and test 😩😩 Osheyyy lecturers 🙌🏼🙌🏼
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@whoreyess Then he ghosts you and now you’re alone
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@Rene_noire A healthy marriage with an amazing partner is a beautiful thing, we all pray for this, but if you don’t find that person, remain single, you’re better single and alone, than married and miserable
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@abarbyworld Pickmes are the absolute worst
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@theadusamuel Omo he proposed to her last year, it is not okay to do that people, it is not acceptable, cos you needed to see how this guy was pushing, I generally was not interested in getting in a relationship then, plus he was younger than me too, imagine I said yes
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@Symply_Tacha Which point?? Lmaoo if you were in that house Mercy will still top you, you no reach my dear
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@SegunTuase @musaxv Everything will annoy you people
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@BigBadReni How did you manage to date this kind of person in the first place??
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@sheni_coker It depends on who is asking
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@__Folarin__ He doesn’t want a chef, he doesn’t want you to do batch cooking on weekends, he wants fresh food everyday, you married your enemy, these are the kind of men that marry career women just to humble them, it’s how you’re playing along for me, girl you better stand up.
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@RexChibuzo_ They’re fooling themselves
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@Mochievous Lol I wanted to move out of my small apartment to a bigger still around lekki, as agents were telling me price, I just renewed my rent, repainted and fixed some things, let me save my money and plan for better things, it’s not me they’ll kill in this lagos
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@Uzochukwukwalu2 Nobody is talking about how fine he was?? He was such a fine young man
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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We had a fight and turned our backs against each other throughout the night, me that’ll normally wake up by 8am, I could barely sleep, I woke up by 5:30 and was wondering why he hadn’t come to cuddle me yet 😩 by 6:30 ish I felt a hand drawing close, omo see me smiling 🙈
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@its_daqueen It was probably not emotional for her, a woman cheats doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you, it was a silly mistake, he should not throw away good old years cos of a mistake
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@AweleNwandu Listen!!! Cos he’s just telling you to shut up cos he’ll do it again
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@Ellepeter You live morally right but where’s your husband?? The men you’re living morally right for, why has none of them found you?? Does that not tell you something?? Being a pick me, but never getting picked
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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Hello Monday 🌸🌸
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@slimliness @TheGrandVezir But buhari contested 3 times, Atiku over 4 times now, shut up and go and brush your teeth
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@OmoKiikan All of a sudden women should not hustle too much, but when women decide to be dependent, y’all go on about shouting, go and hustle for your money, are you men not mad???
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@the_Lawrenz I’m glad he exposed gistlover cos y’all really always believe any news gistlover puts out
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@Ariana_Tailor You people have audacity on this social media oh, talking about people bigger than, talking about how they lost, how are you yourself winning in life??
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@a__vanita Some people in the replies are saying wig is different from car, una dey craze, y’all not even ashamed you can’t buy your wife a car, yet you want her to put your name in the receipt, una dey really mad
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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My top 4 from @davido Timeless 🔥🔥
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@Nazannwa I kinda wished this would be the case, I’m happy it’s the case, and I’m not even mad at him, I’m just happy no one died, I was very shattered when I was saw it earlier, I’m a lot better now
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@fadman4real @____Oyinkansola You’re doing a good job at ignoring 🙂
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@_armerillo I just knew it!!! That’s why I refused to contribute to all the femininity talk, the absolute most toxic kind of men expecting “soft femininity” like that changes anything, una
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@Frankiesnr1 Lmaoo 🤭😂🤣 na why, I no fit dey explain abeg, evidence must show
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@muktair_sanusi You dey craze
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@Obadeyforyuu But they took pride in male children who murder, rape and steal? Other people came and dropped their opinion without bringing gender into it, but there must be the one person
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@Symply_Tacha Girl please, you were also CeeC wannabe which ended terribly btw, so make we hear word abeg
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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It’s my birthday 🎂😊 and I give God gratitude 🙏 I’m also happy to announce the launch of of my fashion brand “Kella’s House” Your prayers, gifts and patronage are welcome, do well to follow my business @kellas_house on IG
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@The_Nenye Lool a lot of Nigerian men are so unintelligent and stupidly emotional, why is someone else’ rejection paining you people like this?? See foolish replies all over
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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Prince dey dance 🔥🔥🔥 he has steps abeg 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 #BBNaija
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@maziibe_ She’s a good person cos e get the kind driving wey you go drive, fling the guy comot
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@lydianwobodo @Jaeingor @JayRomee_ Lool at least she has a husband?? 🤣😂🤭🤭 una sef
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@AndreaLezzy I’m angry because he was trying to play a fast, i didn’t fall, but it’s not right, don’t you all get it?? What he was my type and I actually agreed to date him, he would have travelled back to continue his wedding plans without my knowledge, is that okay?
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@olori_xx Frodd - a married man who does not respect the institution of marriage and disrespects his new home
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@iam_Davido Davido is it not enough?? Have u not taunted us enough?? The damage is enough, na God I take beg you 😩😩😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽 it's okay 😰😰😰
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@ulxma Lmaoo 😅🤣 oh gosh these pick mes don’t even get it, if you like feminist, if you like don’t feminist, you can’t escape misogyny
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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lol it’s a Nigerian man thing, when Torie said all you have to do to get married to a Nigerian man is pretend, she didn’t lie and the guys were foaming in the mouth, but it’s so true
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Oh Igbo men seriously suffer from the Madonna whore complex , you are never getting wifed after that lol
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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You go know say God’s design na elele or whatever Davido said 😌✨
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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@fldttt @Queenprecy_ Even if u fine, I’d still laugh cos what exactly are u on about??
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@diaryofa9jagirl Shey you see that his colleague he claimed he was just flirting with?? He will go in to sleep with and maybe even marry her in less than 6 months
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Let’s even leave hurting your partner, how about wronging God? Adultery last time I checked is still a sin, we take God’s mercy for granted, for the men putting in effort to be faithful to their partners, may Good continue to strengthen you
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@JajaPhD Oh at least she’s not dealing with a horny husband embarrassing her in his ex’s dms at night, a W for her
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@its_daqueen @billionaireebb @Oluwaseunprisc2 You’re hell bent on misunderstanding people today, so enjoy ✌🏼
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@__Folarin__ lol are these stories real?? Because some things are just unbelievable
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@Emeneks It’s almost like they have forgotten who Cynthia is 😅⚔️
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@Inno4Chi I agree, it’s been 7 months, people meet and marry in even 4- 5 months, but with this person, I knew there was something sneaky, I could tell
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@RejiYates I seriously reject him for you, God forbid
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@cfc___seyi @Jaeingor @Suzanofthewest Lying to push an agenda, and at least she can show her face, show us your own face
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@Prezain_LJ @thesameremy You’ve commented twice, this one really pain you, eh ya sorry
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@CoadedIBK @SlimmytiNY @Adeyemiai0 You’re an adult, act like one, his question was really harmless, why all these unnecessary insult??
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@spicebae_ Lol but she picks these guys and all of a sudden realizes she’s the price and doesn’t need to settle? So they’re always the problem not her? Hoping around from person to person is not good for anyone, guy or girl, I hope we learn to be honest to ourselves
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@Kella_TheTechDj
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Took 🔥 selfies today 🥰
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@Amumpaire_ lol for real, no beauty, no brains, no money
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@MaataVermillion One thing I can beat my chest for, I’ll never sleep with your husbands
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@realbassey101 In saner climes, that place would be sealed and tagged a crime scene
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Wahala dj 💥
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