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@Laeei
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@NeuroMaliki
يودا المالكي
4 years
I seek refuge with God from the calamities of this world, from the oppression of man, the love of anything other than through Him, from the burdening of debt, and the sadness of being distanced from Him. I seek God's pleasure, His guidance, in this world and the hereafter. Ameen.
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@Laeei
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7 months
It’s time to remove the interlocking in your houses and start planting crops
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@Laeei
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4 years
Explains why women’s hearts have just one chamber
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@Laeei
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5 years
Girls on my tl are so sure this man is in love with her based off of a 9s video. This is why you guys get emotionally defrauded
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@Laeei
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5 years
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@Laeei
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4 years
I and my HUSBAND @Mr_AbuSadiq 🥰🥰🥰
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@Laeei
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8 years
When they've been tweeting 'Islam preaches terrorism' all year and they come to ask you for sallah meat
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@Laeei
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5 years
Today is a public holiday in hospitals too. This is not the day to come to the hospital for a rash that has been on your back for 7 years. Plis I’m begging
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@Laeei
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6 years
They will call your husband at 11pm too don't worry
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@Laeei
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7 years
No this tweet is specifically directed towards me. I refuse to believe otherwise
@notoriousaali
NOTORIOUSAALI
7 years
STOP LETTING YOUR BOREDOM TAKEOVER AND HAVE YOU OUT HERE LOOKING STUPID TRYNA NEGOTIATE YOUR VALUE WITH PEOPLE WHO AINT EVEN HALF OF YOU. PEOPLE WHO CANT MATCH YOUR WORTH WITH THEIR WEAK ACTIONS AND EXCUSES. DO BETTER.
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@Laeei
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2 years
@munababs They said little things sha. You’re stressing us 🙄
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@Laeei
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6 years
Nobody: ... Johesu Twitter:
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@Laeei
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4 years
My face >>>>
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@Laeei
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3 years
Doctors please don’t forget to counsel your patients kindly and patiently today. Most of you don’t really have 200 patients to see. You have the time. Some of these people are having the worst period of their lives and a kind, encouraging word will go a long way 🙏🏾
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@Laeei
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5 years
The idea of ‘molding’ a man into what you want him to be is exhausting. Come correct or GET OUT
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@Laeei
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5 years
Patoranking fireeeeeeee
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@Laeei
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2 years
Lmao. Women too are in the comments saying ‘who will look after him when he’s aged’ Love yourselves please
@chinomnso3
ראדאי
2 years
Let’s be honest, if no one’s gonna say it, then I’ll say it. Anything a wife can do, money can buy. Men in this class aren’t just looking for Toto to kpansh, they’re looking for a legacy to build; and they know that any mistake made will undo years of hard work and
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@Laeei
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2 years
One day our baby woke up and started crying and my husband dashed in from the living room and took her out. I heard him say shhh allow your mummy sleep. I was actually awake 😂❤️ @Mr_AbuSadiq
@Mrpossidez
Mr. Possible
2 years
Little things that are not so little:
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@Laeei
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4 years
Face shields will be fantastic for when you’re frying chicken
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@Laeei
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5 years
This is how kogi people pray
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@Laeei
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4 years
Alhamdulillah I got married this weekend to the absolute love of my life🥰🥰🥰
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@Laeei
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3 years
Missing my husband who is far away in the male section of this Eid ground. Can’t wait to be reunited with him after 20 long minutes 🥺
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@Laeei
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2 years
6 years. Give your wife money. A happy wife = a happy life 👍🏾
@Amaliah_Tweets
A M A L I A H
2 years
💞 Married peeps - how long have you been married and what’s your advice?
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@Laeei
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4 years
First surgery I ever did. I still cringe at my posture in the 2nd pic 😖
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@FEMMY466
FitMedic
4 years
Quote this with a picture of you in the theatre 🙂
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@Laeei
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4 years
Lol the two ventilators in UATH have been moved to an unknown location? Wilddd
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@Laeei
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1 year
Muslims should’ve complained on behalf of Christians? Or muslims shouldn’t have boundaries because other people don’t? Which is it?
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@Laeei
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5 years
Just got my certificate of full registration as a medical practitioner in my mail. So sweet 🤩
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@Laeei
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7 years
Hausa traders are the best because they don't harass and drag you like it's a do or die affair.
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@Laeei
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6 years
They've stopped interacting on the tl because they're now in each other's DMs. Stay woke.
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@Laeei
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1 year
Your baby wakes up at 3am and your first thought is to turn on the light and set up the camera for content creation. Where are we headed as a species
@LeratoNW_
ɴᴛꜱʜɪᴇɴɢ
1 year
Me as a dad
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4 years
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4 years
May he reap the fruit of his labor and rot in jail. Amen 🙏🏾
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@Laeei
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6 years
I don't think I'm ever going to recover from Bobrisky saying filip knees tbh
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@Laeei
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10 months
Our back to school hairstyle 😍 Masha Allah
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@Laeei
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1 year
This “if you sin, just sin some more. Or else you’re a hypocrite” logic some of you have is so silly. Listen, that’s not how Islam works. Focus on yourself
@Jollz
Jola
1 year
People that rigged elections, cheated, stole, lied and have blood on their hands are also observing claiming to observe Ramadan. You are doing hunger strike my G. Better eat and stop fooling yourself. Nonsense
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@Laeei
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8 years
You people that your daddies have stacks of dollars in the house and you're following us to cry about the economy. God will punish you.
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@Laeei
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2 years
Not people in the comments being proud that their fathers don’t visit them in their marital homes. Are you guys ok?????????????
@gimbakakanda
Gimba Kakanda
2 years
When my father-in-law visited us and learnt I had stepped out, he told his daughter he won’t go into the house without my permission. When I answered his call and learnt this, I felt embarrassed. But I got that he was only trying to make us understand the institution of marriage.
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@Laeei
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9 years
Being a Muslim girl that likes make up is hard. Finish beating face next thing adhan for Asr 😒.
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@Laeei
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2 years
I keep typing and deleting. If you want something, get up and make tahajjud. No matter how impossible it seems, it’s not impossible for the Creator of the worlds
@piousdeenn
Sara
2 years
Any success stories from the duas made during tahajjud?
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@Laeei
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6 years
If Nick Jonas, Tom Hardy and Brad Pitt had a baby
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@Laeei
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4 years
Nigerian doctors will soon realize why Nigerians don’t talk about their travel plans till they’ve reached where they’re going
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@Laeei
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8 years
You Hausa girls are the real demons. Be doing Bollywood type love with your boyfriend next thing an older richer man comes and it's goodbye
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@Laeei
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4 years
@elnathan_john One of my favorite parts 😂😂😂
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@Laeei
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4 years
These ‘vibes and insha Allah’ jokes yea, I despise them. Because what is greater than the will of Allah and why has it become a source of jokes for you guys?
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@Laeei
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5 years
What is Buhari doing about this heat? His silence is deafening
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@Laeei
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5 years
The month of March has been 10/10 for me alhamdulillah.
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@Laeei
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6 years
This tweet was ahead of its time lmfao
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@Laeei
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4 years
The problem with doctors on this app is that you guys are always explaining. Stop explaining so much. Why are you still trying to make sense to someone that thinks it’s your duty to put your life in danger for a patient? Ignore or block!
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@Laeei
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7 years
📌
@norm
Norm Kelly
7 years
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
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@Laeei
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7 years
The bride is so beautiful omd
@dawisu
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7 years
My chairman my boss, bature dan bature, @SMahmoud , Allah Ubangiji Ya sa albarka a wannan auren, Allah sa ka shiga a sa'a sir, Allah kuma Ya yiwa zuri'a albarka. Ina ma murna sir. Sai mun zo yawan ko ta iya girki. Aiki Aiki Aiki dai Bature 😂🕺🕺🕺
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@Laeei
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4 years
Need this man to come and marry me ASAP so we can finally hug
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@Laeei
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6 years
Mirrors is the only song that's allowed to be 8 minutes long. A masterpiece.
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@Laeei
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6 months
Can someone direct me to a Ramadan feeding program please? Someone wants to feed a person daily bc she can’t fast. Thank you please dont air me 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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@Laeei
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3 years
Not Muslims being offended by this tweet? Observing salat while fasting is basic please behave
@__Msmaryam
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3 years
Imagine fasting and not praying your 5 daily salahs, what then are you doing?
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@Laeei
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3 years
This is the year I felt most loved, supported and cared for. My family, my husband and my friends came through for me countless times. And God blessed me with a sweet little angel baby? Alhamdulillah ya Allah
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@Laeei
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5 years
Your partner doesn’t correct your bad behavior because he/she doesn’t see a future with you anyway
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@Laeei
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4 years
I mock people for calling their man their best friend but Sadiq is my best friend undisputed. I love him to bits. Happy birthday to us 🥺❤️❤️❤️
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@Laeei
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1 year
“I admitted 55 stroke patients during my call last night and they were all under the age of 30” Bunch of liars
@LuyiDee
'Dee Of MedPlug
1 year
I see the doctor influencers are in their feelings today. Alot of you do sensationalism and lies, not information or education, and we've been calling you all out. Shut up please.
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@Laeei
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2 years
Hmm asked someone if milk comes out of her baby’s mouth after feeding and she said “you mean reflux?” Good for me
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@Laeei
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5 years
@Captcochrane84 @_olah___ Anybody that comes with stomach pain will get a DRE. Let the abdominal exam be complete
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@Laeei
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4 years
Dispatch riders will be riding their bikes like they want to lose a limb and still arrive 2 hours later. Lunatics
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@Laeei
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6 years
*experiences intense jealousy*
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@Laeei
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5 years
Where is the NMA building located and when can we move in please? @nmanigeria
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@Laeei
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2 years
@Lyrical__Julo Not me expecting this to be a wholesome tweet 🤣
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@Laeei
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2 years
This tweet is in poor taste but Nigerian trained medical doctors’ tears? Hook it 💉💉 So e dey pain? Lmaooo
@docneto
Neto
2 years
You people will say Neto has come again but tell me why a doctor would misdiagnose a case of shingles and give treatment that contributed to the emergence of a superimposed infection of the lesions. What are they really teaching you people in Nigerian med schools?
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@Laeei
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4 years
My friend @HajiaBarBie makes the most delicious food. Left is lamb steak and peppercorn sauce with potatoes for just N4,500. She also makes lavish and beautiful platters. Please retweet, her customer is definitely on your TL
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@Laeei
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4 years
A reconciliation village needs to be set up for Hausa and Igbo people to air their grievances and maybe engage in physical combat to release all this tension. Disturbing us everyday with noise 🙄
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@Laeei
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6 years
Men are amazing ❤️
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@Laeei
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6 years
One time my orthopedics teacher asked me why black people are so lazy in class and I told him we're resting from all the slavery and he was like you have a point
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@Laeei
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7 years
Don't dm me for anything remotely romantic if you're not AA and if you're not trying to get married next year please I'm busy
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@Laeei
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4 years
Love how Muslims are getting married in the Islamically correct way in these Covid times.
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@Laeei
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8 months
Had a patient with disc prolapse that cried when we put her on mandatory bed rest because ‘who will take care of her kids’ Also had a husband
@Ade_vaan
Devaan ga
8 months
Working in the hospital would radicalize you so fastttt Had this woman with severe pre eclampsia; protein urea, very high bp, edema -the whole deal) refused admission because there was ‘nobody’ to take care of her 4 kids- She had a husband btw
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@Laeei
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4 years
Casting Gabriel Afolayan as a doctor in Citation was brilliant. Short with a weird Afro. On point 👌🏾
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@Laeei
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2 years
It’s so so important to show your kids what a good marriage looks like and that it’s very possible. A lot of people lack these models in their lives and pass their wahala from generation to generation. Be the change
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@Laeei
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4 years
I hope everyone gets to experience this kind of unconditional love. Omo
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@Laeei
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6 months
Financially stable at 21-24? I know what you are
@instruvoice_
THE IKÚPOLÁTÌ GIDEON
6 months
If you’re interested, pls text me 🙏🏿❤️
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4 years
You’re not marrying your best friend and that’s okay. Stop the lies 😙
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@Laeei
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1 year
I swear first borns have main character syndrome. Is it everyday?
@Oluchisxn
Ada 💞star girl
1 year
I am the first daughter, I wasn’t allowed to be dumb. Most of my fooling was done at old age
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@Laeei
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2 years
I’m buying my husband 30 yogurts for his 30th birthday. Kai, I sabi love 🥺
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@Laeei
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2 years
A large chunk of Islamophobia in Nigeria is due to the disturbing extremism (and the complicit silence) of a certain demographic of people
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@Laeei
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1 year
@the_davidatta Always be in a good mood when it comes to your kids, be a patient and attentive listener. Mothers typically have more opportunity to do things for and with their kids. The best dads are the ones that aren’t stuck in gender roles
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@Laeei
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5 years
Zinolesky is my fav and his face is really nice
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4 years
I’ve watched this show so much that I know the next thing that was said in this scene 😒
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@Laeei
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4 years
See ehn, just do your HJ in the North. I had a consultant that wouldn’t even let me get continuation sheets because ‘it’s not my job as a doctor’.
@damilola_MD
Dami
4 years
As a house officer or junior doctor, Please what's the most ridiculous errand you have been sent? Will post some under this tweet 🤣. BRO, people don suffer 🤣
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@Laeei
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1 year
I sent my parents a voice note of their grandchild counting to ten and now they’re sending us 10 chickens. As a mother, you can really work from home
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@Laeei
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2 years
Medical misogyny exists but this is a terrible example please dear
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@Laeei
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7 years
@SubDeliveryMan No Muslim would ask that pork be taken of any menu. Last last we'd just ask if there's pork in a dish and avoid it.
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@Laeei
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3 years
See WM like a parent with a report card
@dammiedammie35
Oyindamola🙄
3 years
Saga drew boma with a pen under 3hours. Apparently, man has other talents 👀. Whitemoney self shokc 😂 #BBNaijia6
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@Laeei
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6 years
Twitter has really changed my sense of humor because lmfaoo
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Pantorini😍😍
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@Laeei
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4 years
Everything I say about relationships is rubbish tbh. I’m just lucky and blessed with this man. God bless his parents for birthing him 💛
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@Laeei
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6 years
"Tell me about yourself" Me:
@Y2SHAF
Shafeeq
6 years
i am addicted to spending money and i am not rich enough to have this problem
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@Laeei
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4 years
I suddenly woke up because I felt someone was eating my mango. Went to the kitchen and what do I see??? My cousin eating my mango! Never doubting my intuition again 🙂
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@Laeei
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6 years
The shadow in the first picture looks like big bird
@gwahaff
paradise 🧍🏾‍♀️
6 years
had him saying ASSalamu alaykum 😘😇
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4 years
Yes
@bavic9
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4 years
Ladies when you are on your period, do you want attention or space?
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@Laeei
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5 years
C. A stethoscope hanging on your rear view mirror
@Jag_ubani
Jag ubani
5 years
Two types of drivers license in Nigeria A B
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@Laeei
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6 years
One day I'll be driving my kids to school and Rihanna's Diamonds will play and I'll lose my fake composure and my kids will know me for who I am
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5 years
The child in the first picture must sleep in jail idc
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@Laeei
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1 year
I and Hilda used to share provisions in boarding school, if small air enters our milk, she will leave it for me. Best girl 😂❤️
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@Laeei
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9 months
One of my pet peeves is having to explain an obvious need. As a friend, why can’t you see I’m going through a lot?
@lafemmefola
Fọlá
9 months
Did you communicate your unavailability to them and they didn’t understand? Did you tell them your life is in disarray? People like this wonder why they don’t have friends again, when this is what you’re saying about people who genuinely want to hear from you. Dpmo.
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5 years
Never ever ever doubt the power of Tahajjud.
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