bob
@TheBestPoaster
Followers
1,234
Following
571
Media
2,742
Statuses
23,487
big dumb baby boi, lil soupy man. 5th accounts the charm. RIP bobaganoush RIP 4ihavefreakedit RIP lilpoasterboi RIP LargeTweeterMan. gone, but never forgotten.
The Astral Plane
Joined December 2023
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Ohio
• 615873 Tweets
Apple
• 581156 Tweets
James Earl Jones
• 488301 Tweets
Springfield
• 406586 Tweets
Haitians
• 344245 Tweets
Wayne
• 295531 Tweets
Kendrick
• 269298 Tweets
iPhone16
• 260290 Tweets
Super Bowl
• 212287 Tweets
Nicki
• 147998 Tweets
Kerem
• 135719 Tweets
Darth Vader
• 114627 Tweets
Tyreek
• 107091 Tweets
Cops
• 100115 Tweets
Star Wars
• 98743 Tweets
Fassi
• 58173 Tweets
Jets
• 57681 Tweets
Field of Dreams
• 47954 Tweets
The Lion King
• 47694 Tweets
Birdman
• 46325 Tweets
49ers
• 44930 Tweets
SIEMPRE FURIA SCAGLIONE
• 40990 Tweets
Tapia
• 37878 Tweets
対象作品
• 20558 Tweets
The Sandlot
• 20112 Tweets
Coming to America
• 17000 Tweets
Mr. Jones
• 14478 Tweets
ガチャチケット
• 13423 Tweets
#部長K
• 12647 Tweets
#LINEマンガガチャ
• 12573 Tweets
Odegaard
• 12541 Tweets
May the Force
• 12395 Tweets
Rest in Power
• 11571 Tweets
Aaron Rodgers
• 10771 Tweets
Jay Z
• 10185 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Miley Cyrus at the age of 31. She is the definition of “aged like fine wine”.
698
439
5K
36
9K
120K
ur boi frenched a chick. u didn’t. hold this L u big fuckin dork.
19
663
32K
“situationship” “roster” i will shoot myself in the face with a gun
21
5K
31K
she got her tests handed back face down
How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine
145
46
247
13
1K
31K
“Hot Ones” but instead it’s “Cold Ones” and i’m the host and we just sit at the table shootin’ the shit and drink beers that get us progressively more drunk
96
1K
18K
it’s actually so wild to me that the walmart yodel kid is happily married and just had his 4th child
16
17
770
5
321
18K
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD *DESTROY* THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM!
42
1K
14K
soldier: SIR THEYRE ATTACKING WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS
general tso: okay first of all calm down. u look famished. here try this chicken, it’s my secret recipe.
9
544
11K
9
439
8K
i’m a huge “no worries” guy for a guy who’s got so many worries
1
538
5K
‘09-‘13 timmy was an absolutely unhittable freak of fuckin nature
19
277
3K
nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
People will remember:
- her sister was a witch
- the wicked witch of the east
- she wore a crown and she came down in a bubble, doug
3
198
2K
not to brag but i’m definitely on the most molly at this Quiznos right now
10
73
2K
her: he’s probably out cheating
me with 255 of my absolute fuckin bois:
4
114
2K
the other teams they play, probably
Who’s stopping this man from getting to the college football playoffs?
979
41
1K
1
14
922
it’s actually so wild to me that the walmart yodel kid is happily married and just had his 4th child
16
17
770
turkey sent an actual assassin u can’t fool me
Turkey sent a 51 yr old guy with no specialized lenses, eye cover or ear protection and got the silver medal
12K
91K
1M
4
38
608
me and my absolute fuckin bois after i get the lil tattooed up shorty at the bar’s number
4
41
563
the hottest girl in the entire world is a slightly disheveled looking queen in trader joe’s
source: me, just now after falling in love no less than 12 times in the Trader Joe’s on 14th and A
8
9
389
real talk, this kinda lame ass bullshit burners love to do that makes me wanna go full scorched earth. how big of a fuckin loser do u gotta be to tweet this shit simply bc you know nobody can *truly* retaliate bc ur live behind a made up internet identity. say it w ur chest pussy
8
4
366
saturday plans:
- Wake up
- text every one of my boys "it's a bad day to be a miller light”
- sob uncontrollably about the direction my life has taken
- buss it down
😎
1
34
343
she said “where he at”
3
12
280
doing this with a slice of sbarros in the east river
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
4K
4K
72K
3
11
215
when the youth (gen z) try to be like “why are you 30 and on twitter” it’s like bitch i’ve been here for 13 years, me and my team built this shit, get ur lil ass back to the playground the adults are poasting
8
16
209
OP
NYC truly is the city of opportunity … nowhere else would this Pillsbury Doughboy be able to pull such quality ass!
105
5
217
0
2
198
sitting in tompkins sq park rn. guy to my left drinking a tall boy, rippin a jay he just rolled. 2 girls to my right huffin darts w tall boys of their own. another guy further down the bench in a bike helmet throwing full shelled peanuts at squirrels. happiest ive been in weeks.
2
4
190
can we get a sunkist thread?
7
2
167
bro u gotta be a certain level of pyscho to go to a political convention and/or rally. u got nothing better to do with ur time than to go spin on a politicians meat?! that’s crazy
5
5
165
i can only assume i will have minimum 500 job offers by the end of tomorrow
14
7
151
NEED to make this happen again soon 🙏🏻
her: he’s probably out cheating
me with 255 of my absolute fuckin bois:
4
114
2K
4
0
153
omg babe i thought we weren’t going public yet 😳
4
6
151
out on sydney sweeney tbh. she’s hot but she’s not as hot as the world’s making her out to be. you know who’s hotter?? the girl reading this (dm)
1
9
144
flats > drums
blue cheese > ranch
any disagreement and i will file a restraining order against u
25
4
145
this picked up way more steam than i was expecting, so to whom it may concern, yes i have discovered that this already exists. no i didnt know before hand. multiple people can have similar thots. also mines different bc i’m hosting & it’s not in australia it’s wherever i am k thx
@dead_thomas
@ColdOnes
damb,,, credit to them.. genuinely had no idea. tip of the cap to those lads for being big brainos
1
1
112
5
1
138
i gotta stop following people under the age of 25 y’all are so fuckin dramatic lmfao bro it gets so much harder chill the fuck out
4
12
142
if you aren’t rooting for the ravens and lions today u hate me and u support terrorism
4
11
138
homeless women just hissed at me. love it when girls make the first move.
3
3
135
sisyphus: yeah i’ll just take a beer
bartender: rolling rock okay?
sisyphus: do u wanna die today
3
26
135
the third one in the trilogy gonna go crazy
A ‘PROJECT X’ sequel, titled ‘PROJECT XX’ is in the works.
The film will have a female-led cast.
(via
@TheInSneider
)
1K
2K
14K
1
10
128
a girl on twitter will get annoyed with you bc you don’t flirt with them consistently enough. bitch u live 24 states away from me what are u expecting out of this
10
5
127
it is delicious
butter in a pan, salt that shit a little, trader joe’s san fran sourdough toast that shit. delightful lil snack
3
0
16
10
5
127
@StarWarsExplain
@SlippinBenny
just like me fr
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! IT WAS SAID THAT YOU WOULD *DESTROY* THE SITH, NOT JOIN THEM!
42
1K
14K
0
3
124
@theballisorange
hahahahahahahhahaa oh man, it was the absolute furthest thing from a pleasure to make that guy’s acquaintance
2
0
121
this might be one of the gayest things i’ve ever seen a straight man do wow
Red flag list 🚩 probably have another screenshots worth of additions I’m gonna put after work/near EOD
47
0
85
10
2
116
@dead_thomas
@ColdOnes
damb,,, credit to them.. genuinely had no idea. tip of the cap to those lads for being big brainos
1
1
112
wow, just heard about the economy. something to keep an eye on
7
11
107
1) the washington to boston corridor is the most economically important (and the largest) megalopolis in the world.
2) i have lived my entire life within this corridor
do u see what i’m saying (i’m the most important person in the world)
As a non-American it's shocking how close these cities are to each other
604
460
14K
7
4
108
a close friend’s little brother took his own life last night, so it’s as good a time as ever to share this again.
2
21
103
🚨THEY SAID IT COULDN’T BE DONE THEY SAID IT’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN HE CAN’T DO IT NOBODY’S EVER DONE THIS BEFORE BUT THEY. ARE. NOT. ME. THAT’S RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, THREAD
#5
WEEK 1 OF THE POAST™️ SPECIAL EDITION🚨
it is,,, the Freekin Weakin™️
proceed accordingly 😎😈🤪
7
14
104
dropping an adderall into a white claw like it’s an alka seltzer in an attempt to chase that OG FourLoko vibe
7
5
99
bro must’ve been so fuckin rattled
1
0
91
a hot girl who isn’t funny on twitter plus unfunny burner guy who is atrocious looking irl. and then they both survive off the other one like a couple of codependent parasites making my timeline worse
7
5
88
i have been feeling very thankful for my sister lately (for people who know, u know) but honestly i always have. she’s wonderful and i don’t know where i’d be without her so simply bc i can literally poast anything i want whenever i want to here are some pics of us over the years
8
1
80
referring to them as “the eastern village” and “the western village”until somebody yells at me
6
3
82
blacked out in the CVS asking if they have a dressing room for the condoms
4
6
79
green flag: being in love with me.
3
2
76
oh that’s ur girl?? than why’d she barely even pepper spray me when i started singing Jason Mraz to her on the subway this morning
4
3
75
idk who this quigs kid is but every time his name is on my timeline his ass gettin dragged all over the yard lmfao. my guy needs to irish exit the worldwide web for 72 hours and come back more focused
2
1
75
i shit you not some girl just came up to me and goes “are you single?” and then asked me to scan a thing on her phone and this popped up. wild.
9
0
73
white women? hot
black women? hot
asian women? hot
latina women? hot
do u see what i’m saying
12
1
70
bro, did u close that deal? did u do that deal so good bro? bro how was that deal? did u close it?? ur the best at deals bro i’m always saying that. u close so good bro. u close those deals so hard.
0
4
69
hey iran,,, have u seen this
this is a message for all terrorists & warmongers. i’m serious. cut it out. just knock it tf off. u fkn dickheads.
1
9
60
4
6
67
have they considered turning the market off then back on again? maybe blowing on it??
4
6
70
nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how busy you were
- how many hours you worked
everyone will remember:
- ed
-edd
-eddy
1
2
69
girls are so pretty. its so dumb dude. i havent even had coffee yet stop making me fall in love
5
8
66
out: a bar where everyone knows ur name
in: a bar in budapest named after u
3
3
67
sometimes it feels like basically nothing in my life has gotten better since then. i’m not all that sure it has. but i guess the one big win is that i’m still here. sometimes even that doesn’t feel like a win though. but i’m trying and i think that’s good.
3
0
67
0
0
67
i would say “damb who farded” and then everyone would laff n laff n then we would perish 🥰
1
5
66
sydney sweeney poasts ass and the internet goes insane. now it’s my turn
2
3
66
hey i’m bob wanna french
4
1
63
had a girl on a dating app ask me if i was really 6’3. i told her i was. the next question was if i had big hands. lmfao okay first of all keep it in ur pants toots. secondly, yes bitch
11
0
65