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Owner of Ruulio Mortgage - The first flat fee mortgage company ✝️ Mortgage/acc ➡️

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Norm Macdonald is likely the best comedian America has ever had and it’s a tragedy that a decent portion of them revere Carlin this way
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Imagine For A Moment This Man Was Still With Us, And Had An Account On X.
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@CreepyOrg Lol if you can understand spanish it makes it a lot funnier. They stopped the tourists and spent half the time trying to console them lol
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@SStricklandMMA The best part of this joke is she’s Italian and has told Sean that multiple times
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@ChrisWinig No one is sleepy at all !
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@uncledoomer > leave immediately after
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@ClutchPoints @dallasmavs Kyrie and Luka having a good time and enjoying being on the same team is going to be fun to watch - hopefully the other pieces all fit nicely in
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@p0quess1ng The kid gets to role play as a legitimate farm owner - it’s good practice Old guy gets that and does a good job in engaging in the pretend role play
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@hypothetilarry @NoContextBrits Its a great show. Writing is strong, great character development and excellent dry humor. Objectively a strong show
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@YayAreaNews He recounts this the way people think back to their time during war
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@johntrified Europe is fine, excellent youth
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@SalVulcano Yeah, Sicilian
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@ArBroni @flintstoon @TerribleMaps China is the world's factory (losing that status). China also produces more CO2 than the entire Western hemisphere. That's two and a half continents
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@kunley_drukpa It’s actually insane I saw these exact dogs in South America all over
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@coldhealing She’s right lmao
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@BobbyBorkIII “So it’s 2019 and a friend of mine in Wuhan invites me to see his lab”
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@shoe0nhead Is this the adult version of teasing your crush?
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@SwannMarcus89 I live by the ocean and can confirm it still is deep blue and beautiful
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@robkhenderson 0. Their father and other older male family members (ideally) 1. Jesus 2. Marcus Aurelius 3. Carl Jung 4. Alexander the Great 5. George Washington 6. Thomas Jefferson 7. Charlemagne 8. Steve Jobs/Elon Musk/Jeff Bezos/Jensen Huang/Peter Thiel 9. Winston Churchill 10. Jordan
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@jarvis_best The Russians treated his grandfather terribly when they arrived. Terrible hosts
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@Rainmaker1973 I got to spend two weeks out in Ecuador in the region they are located (more or less) To say the area is wild is an understatement. Its a whole different world. Toads bigger than small dogs (that are poisonous to the touch), constant fog of flying insects around you and never
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@mxnnft @CreepyOrg Definitely. You can kind of hear their relief that the tourists weren’t the people they’re there for Scared tourists are a relief when you’re there specifically to stop cartel members
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@PaulSkallas People want a strong leader (who can solve their problems) and he provides that
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@VLONEPREDATOR You’re being automated
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@barstoolsports @PardonMyTake “So what’s the deal with airplane food huh?���
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@JackMacCFB I know a guy that can help
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@anonbirdd It’s just a random person named Adrian who sounds identical to Elon, knows what Elon is thinking and was able to get all the biggest creators immediately in a space
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@BillAckman No one better to win over middle America than someone who was the head of a Wallstreet company during 2008 and led the bailing out of banks
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@VDAREJamesK Fun fact - No Country for Old Men and There Will Be Blood were filmed at the exact same time, in the exact same location God must have decided that place and time was destined for greatness
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@MorlockP I had to give my cat a wash in the tub tonight If someone was recording the experience it would likely have the exact same feel to it lol Animals, whether a goat or a cat, do not love the idea of being held down and groomed
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@OrwellNGoode I'm a 6'2 guy and never realized the struggles of my under 5'11 brothers
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@simeon_lat @Rainmaker1973 As Werner Herzog said so succinctly about the Amazon Jungle.... "It's a land that God, if he exists has - has created in anger. It's the only land where - where creation is unfinished yet. Taking a close look at - at what's around us there - there is some sort of a harmony. It is
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@LookAtMyMeat1 If it’s the only oil tile on the continent, how could you expect me not to go to war for it? Trading is just not sure enough and I could use that money to build a new factory or granary
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@_willcompton Tell him to meet you in the A gap
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@DanielDiMartino Very happy for Argentinians
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@real_lord_miles Very typical for any expedition Weather is the enemy. Better luck next year
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@AutismCapital Dude just pretend it went through perfectly and smoothly Trump will have no idea either way smh
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@SamRamani2 Given the amount of oil currently in Ukrainian territory (albeit under Russian occupation) there is a very real case to be made for Ukraine becoming the energy/food producer for all of Europe. The potentiality is there.
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@AMexico10alex @CreepyOrg Yeah I lived in Ecuador for a while Either fully make a break for it and go all in on not getting caught or be ready to get them to like you If it’s just one or two people you can fight but you can’t fight a group of people with assault rifles
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@acdmma_ Takes from this account
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@Nimbopill “I’ve watched great YouTube videos about it though”
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@Empty_America Yes those cultural/societal systems still in place will make it an amazing place - rather than China’s sterile modernity I enjoy Indias use of elephants in seemingly endless events
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RIP Ralph Cirella from the Howard Stern Show Can't believe he outlived Artie.... he will always have his place on the greatest radio ever made RIP
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@DudespostingWs Level 5 you should wait your turn but overall very solid
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@TheBestPoaster That girl is clearly not a 4
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@greentexts_bot You would think someone so smart would be easily able to understand how to make people find them at least not extremely weird and potentially dangerous - that is a pretty low bar lol
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@vocalcry I’d see this as a wider problem in America but you’re located in Miami which is a different country
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@wigger Whoa. Elon needs me
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@skooookum Chapter 7 more applicable
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@ShitpostGate He also never had the makings of a varsity athlete
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@kenzietuff I had a middle school teacher who my friend and I openly started bullying after she claimed that raccoons lay eggs They don’t
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@real_lord_miles “Whoa, Barbeque needs me?”
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@BloodyElbow Looked like a MRSA infection in previous photos He absolutely needed to be kept from fighting. It will kill you and you will lose a limb if untreated - I almost lost my leg do to it in high school wrestling It goes from little to life threatening in 48 hrs
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@unusual_whales This program has been around all summer. It’s super niche. It’s nowhere near a 2007 NINA (no income, no assets) mtg Basically you have to have reserves, 720+ credit, two years employment and be below 80% area median income. Very niche (but great for the right client)
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@Geiger_Capital This reminds me of the that story where Trump goes to Japan, refuses to eat any of the Japanese food, demands to meet with the emperor, then leaves
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@ShitpostGate How did Baba Booey get in this lmao
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@Noahpinion It’s not Econ policy discourse It’s propaganda pushed through an algorithm by CCP officials over an app to millions of American teens to sow discord domestically in the US and weaken US foreign policy resolve Israel-Hamas is an example of what TikTok was made for -
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@empireenjoyer10 Hispanics in America have a higher rate of military service than natives and it’s part of the reason why 60 million entering the US in the past 50 years has been drama free However, Muslims in the UK basically have a 0.0% rate of joining the military. They aren’t assimilating
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@FischerKing64 I would definitely, definitely never take one of these women on a date, treat her extremely well, struggle to play it cool due to their beauty and hope for a long term caring relationship I’d never do that
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@jam3scampbell McArthur was a showman who loved pomp and all that I think he’d like Palmer He’d without question love the HQ they just built
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@whatifalthist "US GDP still makes up a solid quarter of the global GDP"
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@SwannMarcus89 Well now I kind of like Alec
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@hollowearthterf I’m glad you’ve specified the bears we are talking about are black bears If we’re talking about polar bears… end of story here
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@NoContextBrits Modern Family. My brother said he enjoys the show. Mocked him relentlessly for it. As one should.
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@WarMonitors I think Alexander the Great is an easy choice Not only did he mostly conquer what they believed was the whole world but he also led his Calvary and actually fought in the battles. Not to mention he was in his 20s Even Caesar felt small compared to him
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@sporadicalia @tulpapilled Tell him “get me $10k bonus and I’m yours till this is fixed - sleep not needed”
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@DramaAlert “Whoa, Jon needs me?”
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@Goodtweet_man I know the “me too” movement get hijacked and became a mockery of itself, but I know stories of girls where this happened (spiked drink) on first dates and the girls wouldn’t tell anyone on campus because of the embarrassment. There are legitimate predators that stalk campuses -
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@Mochak123 Incredibly tame for the Stern show in 2005
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Darkest before the dawn
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🚨 | URGENT: For those outside, this is what is happening right now in Venezuela: - The regime is kidnapping people from their homes for demonstrating against Maduro, for sharing discontent on social media, or for being electoral witnesses. - It's checking the phones of people
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@SwannMarcus89 What a silly reason to go to jail
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@ShitpostRock I thought a spider monkey I encountered in the Amazon wanted to be my friend It didn’t. It bit me and drew blood then stalked me for hours
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@micsolana Upset this was not built in South Florida We do have a hotel guitar that lights up though
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@tszzl It took a while for the CCP to realize that Wolf Warrior Diplomacy was the exact opposite of good diplomacy
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@BoneCustoms He died in LA after living there for decades I’m claiming him as a duel citizen
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@Fxhedgers Explanation from a South Florida mortgage broker that is constantly working on condo loans and currently dealing with three of them: It’s clear that condos should sell, whether in Florida or Ohio, at a discount compared to single family residences There is a lot of bureaucracy
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@HighyieldHarry This has fully convinced me of their guilt
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@AltHistCody CCP spies immediately notified
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@Noahpinion Interested what “best immigration policy” means to you
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@Dagney11 @jonatanpallesen Chopping wood, 3D printing weapons, attacking neighboring villages Got it
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@ShitpostGate Clear conscious is priceless
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It is because they have super cheap energy, very large egos and lots of vacation time (that is VERY importantly not viewed negatively by other workers) The French, as much as it pains me to say this, are a nation the United States should look to for natalist policy
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"French fertility rates top the rankings in Europe not so much for reasons of immigration, but rather because fertility among native-born women is high."
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@Buckingham_Show Wait I think you mean the Candy Man?
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@Iittlstrawberry There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see them
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@AjDuxche It’s not breaking the rules but it is definitely dishonorable. This is a win that no one will ever respect as if he won with a TKO after a few hard fought rounds. It’s basically a cheat
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