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5 months
I have 9 lives apparently
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5 months
I died twice today
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4 years
I hope you know money laundering is a crime
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@TheAhmd_
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4 years
CAN SOMEONE JUST SAY NO FOR GODSAKE
@WilliamBerry601
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She said YES! Yay 😊
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4 years
The employees you're owing
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2 years
Guys avoid Ikoyi tomorrow, there would be mad traffic. Big Sheggz is back
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2 years
Am I ugly?
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3 years
BBNaija is the number 1 trend in France. French people must be hella confused right now. Kilonleaux seleaux
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4 years
Burna has to be called out because he exploited & profited off the "voice of the people", "Fela reincarnated" narrative he used to push his brand & music. Its convenient to be an African giant when fighting for Coachella font but not when people are actually dying? What a mess
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2 years
Ran into a HR personnel of a company that was trying to recruit me earlier this year. Apparently I was a topic of conversation in their office. Back when they tried to recruit me, they ask that I take a test as the 2nd phase of the process & I told them I don't do tests.
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@TheAhmd_
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6 years
Nobody is more power drunk than a civil servant in charge of some form of registration
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@TheAhmd_
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4 years
Can we all agree to deck anybody sexually harassing women during these protests? No room for unfocused people pls
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@TheAhmd_
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6 years
So you haven't swept under your bed since 2011?
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@TheAhmd_
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2 years
My audacity shock their papa. Their oga actually told them to explain how and why a candidate would make such a request. I don't trust companies asking someone with 6+ years experience to take a test. It's dodgy. If you want to verify things, ask about me in the streets.
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@TheAhmd_
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3 years
Even epitome of toxicity is tweeting. Mad o
@thejidetaiwo
The Jídé Taiwo
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Too many stories of people having toxic bosses at work. It's saddening. Especially as they mostly prey on the more vulnerable staffers.
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2 years
@BabalolaBakrin 1. They wanted a brand strategy and 3 month execution plan for 2 of their products. 2. I wasn't required to take tests during the entry/mid level phase of my career. Not about to start 6 years later. 3. I requested payment because I charge for such documents as a freelancer.
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3 years
Haven't prayed in a minute but I pray Blaqbonez's show tonight is a resounding success. The boy has put in work
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@TheAhmd_
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7 years
I go dye is a legend for this.
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3 years
Ka3na is using VPN to talk
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4 years
We protested for 4 days straight and Sanwo-Olu was mute and absent. We blocked lekki toll gate for 7 hours and he appears. They only care about their money. They don't care about us. Remember this in 2023 #SarsMustGo
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7 years
@duchesskk I usually take my time when entering a bus to survey the people & condition of the bus but on this day I was in a hurry. Got to the back seat & immediately the bus moved, I heard "blehhh". There were 3 goats behind me. Long story short, one of the goats licked my neck. 😐😐
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@TheAhmd_
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2 years
Lobster:
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Let’s hear the lobster’s side of the story.
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7 years
Last 12 Months: Rock Your Body Chillin Chillin Dejavu Gba Koni Baje Sekkle Down Streets Of Africa Heaven's Gate Burna Boy is a movement
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@TheAhmd_
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5 years
He really doesn't understand that No means No
@DOlusegun
Daddy D.O🇳🇬
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Wait. What is this?
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6 years
This is brilliant
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4 years
Refer to me as senior man henceforth
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@TheAhmd_
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5 years
People keep quoting this tweet saying they have the breast forthe dress but the more important question is, do you have the stomach? 🤔
@TenioIa
💪🏾GODFIDENT💪🏾BILLIONAIRE💰
5 years
Sco pa tu manaa
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4 years
See how bad it is for women in urban areas. You don't want to know what happens to women in rural areas
@Eccentric_sky
Maître Eris
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Hello women, I'm writing a story for @zikokomag about the exact moment you knew you had to leave a relationship. Please inbox me.
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2 years
HR replies saying their management really loved my CV and my LinkedIn page and would really love to interview me but I have to take the test. So I asked for a compromise, if I take the test, I'll have to be paid 150k - 250k for the test document. They never got back to me.
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@TheAhmd_
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6 years
At least crop out your URL, so the joke can fly.
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2 years
I hope the A&R in your bio stands for Amanda & Regina because wetin be this.
@itzbasito
BASITO
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Tony Braxton 60% Atlantic 30% Burna 10% This is what you get when you’re desperate. Sample man 😭
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6 years
This is unconfirmed but if you heard about all Bowen students been chased out of school last week, it's because a 400 level student impregnated the VC's wife. 💀💀
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4 years
NCDC dropping Corona stats from next week
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@TheAhmd_
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7 months
Afrobeats is due for a sonic reset but who is going to make the first move?
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@TheAhmd_
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3 years
When you have a show by 7 but need to join the coup in Guinea by 9.
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1 year
Allow me to reintroduce myself! We on the Grammy wave now. Up way! #IAmTheAcademy
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2 years
@_MissWhyte 5 stages when it's not that you are being recruited to work for the CIA or the president's protection detail.
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@TheAhmd_
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6 years
Lol why dey you keeping track of the relegation battle?
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Fela Durotoye beat Kingsley Moghalu in Lagos.
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7 years
Oniranu 😂😂 (they are divorced)
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4 years
@ruqiee Hmmmm don't leave meee
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@TheAhmd_
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3 years
Whatever Davido said on Baddest Boy Remix
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@TheAhmd_
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2 years
Yeah they did. My mom’s favorite was “if you’re not asleep at the count of 10, I will show you pepper”. It worked wonders
@Fosudo
Fisayo Fosudo
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Did your parents read you bedtime stories before you slept?
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4 months
The Tems hate is forced.
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6 years
DO makes music for armed robbers that are preparing for an operation. When they are in an uncompleted building drinking gulder, eating kidney suya and waiting for sparrow to bring the guns and machetes.
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1 year
@Harri_obi This was the point I decided to really take music and marketing as a career very seriously. So far so good
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1 year
I’m an intern at Sony music
@theflutterwave
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Brag about yourself
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@TheAhmd_
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10 months
Pluto way no Dey show for wrapped
@theadeniran
adé.
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I never see Shallipopi for una Spotify wrapped ooo
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7 years
Lol, just won 2k from bet9ja, I don't know how you guys do that 9-5 shit.
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29 days
I’m blessed to work with Joeboy. 6 years in this game, he has still remained the same down to earth guy he was before the fame. This is someone that owns multiple houses, multiple high end cars, pays salaries of 18 people and takes care of his family and other dependents.
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2 years
@joeboy dropping a song and signing for Chelsea on the same day. YL for real
@ChelseaFC
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Noni Madueke is a Blue! 🔵
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3 years
It's Erica. She gats understand
@rubylaren
nwamaka.
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Lmao and the Laolu guy has a babe. Imagine your man embarrassing himself on Obasanjo’s internet like that. I’d be so pissed. Anyway I blame Desmond Elliot.
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3 years
"Thanks for your order. Delivery fee is 1,500"
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@imohumoren
Big Cuz
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What’s your Villain origin story?
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7 years
@obaa_boni I hear you but the real issue is, how would arsenal line-up with this new attack? It's baffling me
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4 years
He does but Erica's outburst has made him look like a saint.
@Angel_HRH
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Laycon self get issues tbh..
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2 years
Shout out to Skillshare for backing this episode. it's unusual for brands to get involved with sensitive issues and mad respect for Korty, this is risky but solid content. 💪🏾
@korty_EO
wasiu
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This episode was different, not just cos they’re lesbians but cos their love made me question my sexuality💀pls watch here #loveorlies
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6 years
Did spotify make that amala?
@ChinyereNwonye
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Room service, please.
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4 years
So that one man will shoot a woman because she refused to give him her number
@layken_x
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The only way out of this SARS menace is to legalise private gun ownership in Nigeria.
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How it started v. How it’s going.
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7 years
1 Yomi 2 Priscillas 3 Years
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7 years
Does anybody at the BB Naija live show have scissors? I need the person to cut that nonsense on Dr. Sid's head. #BBnaija
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4 years
I'm pretty sometimes 📸: @skenks
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3 years
Once you put out music and creative expression for public consumption, you have no say on how it is received and digested. I thought this was general knowledge.
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1 year
We saw evil things before this
@AlbumTalksHQ
𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 📀
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🚨Joeboy reveals he shot his #BodyAndSoulAlbum cover art on his phone. 👏🏽🔥
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11 months
Simple fact is we are too poor, lawless and infrastructurally challenged to sustain our genre. Investors see Nigeria as the tastemaker and culture market - Get buzz here, export to paying markets. I wonder where we would be if we didn’t have such a high population In diaspora
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6 years
This Yxng Dxnzl album makes me feel like I've been part of M.I's career from the start till now. I've listen to all his projects so maybe I'm kind of part. 🤔
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2 years
Lil Wayne was talking about Joeboy when he said real Gs move in silence like Lasagna.
@joeboysource
JOEBOY SOURCE
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@Joeboy has surpassed 2 billion career streams across 5 digital streaming platforms 🫂💜
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1 year
Even with creative ideas, you need a blockbuster budget to actively push a record and sustain momentum. It’s fucking crazy.
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4 years
Lol guy you are grateful because your government gave you the barest minimum? Name one thing that worked flawlessly in Unilag. Hostels? Classrooms? Exams? Exam results? Transcripts? Electricity? Lecturer conduct? Just name one thing
@Olowo_Rotimi
Rotimi.
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If you actually graduated from a Federal Government University, I really don’t see why you’ll say the government has never done anything for you. Regardless of the quality of education, you still passed through the system and the tuition was free.
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1 year
Artists, beware of playlist fatigue when planning your releases. The more singles you release building up to a project, the less playlisting priority you’ll get because no be only you Dey release music. Example: you put out single 1 in March, single 2 in July, single 3…
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4 years
@xamxel Burna is my favourite artist. Next point pls
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1 year
I have 2 very very massive projects with 2 massive artists next year and I want to work with proactive and reliable youngins that are actually about the grind not the clout. Already have some amazing people on my team but still need 2/3 more.
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6 years
You guys need to understand that Nike didn't wake up one morning & decide to price Nigeria's jersey at 41k. Worldwide, a newly released Nike Jersey is priced between 70-130 dollars (equivalent to 25,000 - 47,000 naira). Blame your economy for the price of the jerseys not Nike.
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5 years
@Stoner_Freak It's puff puff pass not puff puff puff puff (press phone) puff puff pass
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4 years
TwentyX. Pop one for me! 🎉🎉
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4 years
You no be my booty call, but na your booty call meeeee
@kareemwonda
Wonda🪄
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Oxlade once said...?
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3 years
Ycee's Balance is the best rap song to come out of Naij in the last few years. Quote me.
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5 years
Jumoke Oduwole was my lecturer and I still skipped class. If you know, you know.
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1 year
Not every time stream farm, sometimes actually look out for your fans. Pon deck doingssss
@Joeboy
LAVIDA BOY
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I know the fuel subsidy p is hard on everyone right now so here’s my little way of helping. For the next 3 days, there will be FREE Body & Soul buses along the following routes between 8am and 5pm. Enjoy the ride, Love you guys❤️
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1 year
A whole Burna boy dropped a banger last week, shut down a stadium in the UK but somehow can’t get into top 10 on Apple. Do you know how ridiculous that is
@midemichaell
mide
1 year
RIP Apple Music Top 100: Nigeria (2018-2023) You will be greatly missed. 🕊️
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1 year
Davido at his level is still posting playlist covers but certain new school cats think they’re too big to give DSPs a shoutout for the support. Continue doing yourself
@davido
Davido
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Big thank you to @SpotifyUK for making me the cover of the Afro Bashment playlist 🙏🏾⏳ Listen now:
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5 years
3D Zebra crossing now at Marina courtesy Wema Bank
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5 years
A year gone but forever in my heart. Lu'forever ❤❤
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3 years
@Harri_Obi Lol that guy is the iron man of toxicity.
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3 years
Through the course of the just concluded BBNaija season, Boomplay ran 16 TVCs (the most of any brand on display). We scripted, shot & edited 30 artistes across Nigeria, Ghana & Kenya. My personal favourite was the Blaqbonez ad. Which was your favourite? #boomplayxbbnaija
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6 years
Wrong. The last wizkid song that was better than a Davido song was ojuelegba. Davido has released better music ever since.
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Wizkid 2018 > Davido 2017
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3 years
I just need Ayra Starr to take a shot at Tems so the TL can burn completely.
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3 years
Scans the room as per robocop or what?
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11 months
Block out the noise. Focus on your work and be consistent. Your time will come. It’s just a matter of when.
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2 years
Mr. Eazi is on a full 4-3-3 all out attacking, fullback inverting, keeper on half way line, Gegenpressing mode
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9 years
When you're enjoying your holiday and you remember that you didn't answer a whole question in an exam #myLLBstory
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1 year
@J1rkaa161 @SkySportsPL What was salah doing at 22?
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4 years
⅓ of the Nigerian population is unemployed? Bruhh
@GazetteNGR
Peoples Gazette
4 years
JUST IN: Nigeria’s unemployment rate rises to record 33.3 percent
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3 years
New car by the end of this year. 🤞🏾
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2 years
You don't negotiate with Producers like Sarz. Pay what he asks for. E get why.
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4 years
World Class painter Arkmed has done it again. Picasso no sabi
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4 months
Whatever you do in this life, have connections in multiple industries and sectors. E get why
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3 years
Big Wiz bout to shot shit down tomorrow. E choke.
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2 years
Lol this is funny considering that the sitting governor was literally at the mall licking ice cream.
@lamid_e
MusicSoulChild
2 years
dont know about GRV going on that podcast, too much time on his hands ?
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7 years
@burnaboy Way ahead of you Guys
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4 years
If you go to Muri Okunola park wearing green and white tomorrow, anything you see just take like that
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