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During the August bank holiday later this year I'll be walking 30 miles along the Worcester & Birmingham Canal in memory of my friend Jackson, who sadly took his own life in April. Here's the JustGiving page for anyone to share and/or make a donation to.
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Let's also not forget this shithousery from Stevie #AVFC
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@shannonhar95 @Sjynther They had absolutely no obligation to do that; they have a business to run and I'm sure you understood that. This is a truly outstanding gesture. Brilliant stuff 👏👏
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Sevilla. Villarreal. Aston Villa. I mean, it makes sense for Unai Emery, doesn't it?? #AVFC
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@highfelisha @MichaelBePetty @divine_1112 "You chew them and they just break into smaller pieces" Is that not what chewing is? 😂
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@MetroOpinion @JournoBird Voice notes are a wonderful thing. You can say what you want, in the tone you intend, in less time it takes to type. And whilst you personally may feel anxious about them, others feel very comforted by hearing a voice, especially of a loved one, or a missed one who is away.
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If you're siding with The Sun, the paper that published Clarkson's column, over Joe Lycett, that tells me all I need to know about you.
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@0789me It's more than cringe; it's shame and embarrassment. I did some shitty, shitty things and genuinely didn't realise it. I wish I could apologise now to those who - rightfully - distanced themselves from me. All I can do now is make sure I learn and be better to people now.
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@fesshole Obviously a bad moment for OP, but the son doesn't show that kindness if he hasn't been raised well already. No family will ever be perfect all the time, this is just a moment to build on.
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@ml_beth @RoonMian @yesawwwh @SpiderlingTom From what I can tell, Evans basically said he wasn't going to call him out just because they disagree politically. Which I think is fair enough, Trump is horrid but that doesn't that every single person who voted for him is.
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@aly0hass Personally I don't want my kid to ever feel the need to come out, if you get what I mean. If he's gay, I want my son to come home one day and tell me he has a boyfriend in the same way a straight boy does with a girlfriend, or ditto if I have a daughter. Normalise LGBTQ people!
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@gutknot He got the Gerard Way mindset
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music struggles & wins
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@MlDNlGHTAWAKEN @ml_beth @RoonMian @yesawwwh @SpiderlingTom People naturally vote in their own interest. To many, Trump represented change, an increase in jobs & security, someone who could help them if they are struggling to find work. Agree or disagree, that's what some voted - or thought they were voting - for. They aren't bad people.
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One of the students at our martial arts place is also an exceptionally skilled artist. His latest project is "football robots", each based on a different club and packed with references to that club. Here is his superb #AVFC robot. See how many Aston Villa things you can spot!
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@jk_rowling All he did was take Labour back to its original position of Left, and people blindly call him Hard Left. No, he's just put Labour back on-
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@IronPineapple_ Saw this on Facebook and again, it's that one second pause that absolutely makes this clip. Unmatched comedic timing.
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Jon Richardson and Lucy Beaumont have separated and frankly it's damaged my belief in the very concept of love
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@jamieloftusHELP Male student asks to be the fashion designer. Immediately accepted into the role with no judgement or hesitation. This was a brilliant movie for so many reasons, one of them being the clear message that you can be whoever the fuck you want to be.
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@jk_rowling what to do anymore. I know people don't like him. I just cannot for the life of me understand what the fuck he did to upset anybody.
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@JustAmericanMe @MlDNlGHTAWAKEN @ml_beth @RoonMian @yesawwwh @SpiderlingTom That's not just a left thing though. Many on the right also choose to be divisive, and just call anyone who disagrees a "snowflake", "sjw" etc. It's not a left or right thing - it's just a politics thing.
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@jk_rowling I just don't get what he's done wrong. I've found him inspiring, his policies are attractive and he's earned my vote. I honestly don't know-
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"Ed Sheeran Has Been Voted The Most Influential Artist In Black Music" Well, I guess that proves it. Orange really is the new black.
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What the fuck are we clapping for? Didn't want to fund the NHS, was far too slow to put us into lockdown, our stats are looking worse and worse compared to other countries and I'm supposed to clap him because he's ill? He's also sexist and racist. So nah. #ClappingForBoris
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@LFCShajid @topimpacat Taking the knee is Marxism, according to a certain set of people. Search "blm marxist" in the Twitter search bar and feel your eyes melt
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@PrettiestFrog @oldenoughtosay But like, my question is: Were they doing anything relationship-y during those 6 months?? I'd be pretty surprised too if I'd just been chilling with my mate a few nights a week and then got introduced as his boyfriend, like nah man, we're just gaming lmao
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@Skoogeth Twirling hair and, I assume, chewing bubblegum.
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@GraceOnFootball Similarly, high-level tactics have largely (not completely) sanitised individual brilliance imo, which is why we don't have quite as many "superstars" anymore. I'm probably wrong but hey ho I know I'm getting old because my opinions on football are getting increasingly boomer lol
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@roxana_hadadi @IanMcKellen Well that's an endorsement.
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@CroixAlmer @laetibytheway who would win, 10 goots sized horseys or 1 horse sized goots
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Speaking as a Villa fan, I hope Forest get Pereira's red card rescinded. Shocking decision by the referee. #AVFC #NFFC
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@HaasF1Team Romain Grosjean in a black and gold car? Better warn your pit crew...
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@DudespostingWs L when considering the meat industry's detrimental contributions towards climate change tbh
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@gemma_chan GEMMA CHAN IS THE *LEAD* IN A MAJOR MCU MOVIE THIS WEEKEND IS FUCKING BRILLIANT YES
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@ZVictimOlympics @WholesomeMeme It is though, this exact scenario is literally why we have domesticated dogs today
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@RogueRachael @JacobOller @designmom I can hear this and there's not even a physical contact
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We talk about writers. We talk about Doctors. We talk about companions. But who are the best Who directors?? I'm talking Rachel Talalay, Euros Lyn, Graeme Harper. Who are the behind the camera faves?? #DoctorWho
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@maverick_soph @chainbear Classic enemies to lovers storyline right there
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@RosieisaHolt I wouldn't say I'm handsome but if Matt fucking Hancock is more desirable than me then I am literally giving up, like, that is it, it's hermit time
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@CursedFootball Speaking as a Villa fan, most of us said we'd be happy with 17th for this first season up. Shoot for the stars if you want but..😂
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@Mick_Gordon @DOOM Start some kind of petition? Surely id KNOW there's profit in this. If we can truly put the pressure on them to allow you to do it, it's a no-brainer. Plus it isn't on Spotify and it's quite annoying tbh, just wanna make my DOOM playlist with both 2016 and Eternal!
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Welcome to Aston Villa, Steven Gerrard! #AVFC
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@SkiaSkai @llamaleacorn May I add this contribution between my long-distance girlfriend and I?
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@SkySportsPL Interesting take on who's in the top 6 there lads
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@ThatMetalNessie
Ben
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@abughazalehkat Genuinely crying at these parts 😂😂😂
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@ShoneEthan @Eyes_N_Heart @Rahim98LY @CursedFootball I feel like "to this day" isn't a phrase that works when it's been less than a week 😂
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@barcacentre The flashbacks are real.
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@ellieredpath I feel like this isn't just Christmas, it's just your 20s, particularly early-mid 20s. No man's land. No longer a child but also unprepared for adulthood. That's how I've felt for the past few years at least.
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@BBCMOTD How about both and leaving Lingard and Barkley at home
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Lots of Enya hate on the #TOTP trend. I'll let Steve Hughes explain why that's strange. His list of names dates this clip slightly, but the sentiment still applies.
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This is gonna sound soppy but I'm so proud of Jack. He didn't just play. He came on for England, against Germany, at a major tournament, and changed the game. His sub won the game. I'm absolutely made up for the man. #AVFC #ENG
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@PriyanshPP18 @DudespostingWs If Jay could send some of that my way because I normally have to play about 10,000 games before I get an impostor round
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@HLTCO This highlight starts too late. The little shimmy and run past the midfielder just beforehand was a thing of beauty as well.
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@SkySportsNews Jack is the perfect man for this, here are two previous stories as proof. They never got the same attention as the more sensationalist ones did, because that's the sad way media works. He has a heart of gold underneath it all.
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@TheLastLeg @Channel4 @OpenMike_TV #OxfamYes You don't judge a worldwide organisation which provides genuine help to thousands of people on the actions of a few bellends.
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@LaDarris_ @CxtieCamilleTV I read it as a division problem, 51/2, so, what, 25.5 years??
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@G_Smurfen @TerribleMaps Waiting for the inevitable reply from a flat Earther 😂
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@michaelsheen Is this a throwback to David having no clue about the sexual meanings of certain emojis
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@stickermule @ejohnson859 Anthony. Donald Trump hates Muslims, he hates Mexicans, he hates refugees. He hates other people so much. So your position makes absolutely no sense in the slightest.
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My girlfriend just pointed out that if John McGinn came off the bench in a game, he'd be a Meatball Sub. 😂😂😂 #AVFC
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No-one: Absolutely no-one: @IntoTheBarrier :
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@MisterABK As a HUGE fan of Good Omens, might I say... Yeah. Yeah, that's basically it. 😂
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@oldenoughtosay @PrettiestFrog I've just seen this from OP in the comments, suggesting they were indeed making out and whatever else during this time. Incredible stuff to think that it was all platonic.
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@KIM_brly I would have thought the making out would have been her first clue, but... Yeah.
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@daraobriain The world has completely forgotten that Game of Thrones was a thing, after nearly a decade of it being the biggest show on Earth. That finale completely and utterly killed it. Really quite impressive.
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@danbardell @ConorHourihane Hourihane: 7 goals and 10 assists, hard worker, magic left-foot at set pieces. McGinn: 6 goals and 9 assists, and well...he's McGinn. Grealish: Captain, talisman, best player in Championship, youth product, fan. Total cost: £4 million.
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@_cosmicangst Don't forget Banks- uh, Neil Buchanan!
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@JUSTIN_AVFC_ My view from the North Stand! All corners singing his name again. Man gave us Villa back, no two ways about it. #AVFC
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@EmmmmVeeee @MundialMag @AccidentalP Nah. It sounds nice as a quote but there's a reason tackling is part of the game. Keane hadn't made a mistake before any of these; he purposefully set out to tackle. Maybe it was true for Maldini's style of play but it can't be used as a blanket rule imo
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If I want to play a game with a big castle that doubles as a school of magic I'll just go back to Elden Ring and visit the Academy of Raya Lucaria.
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Resident Evil, written by Neil Gaiman and starring Richard Ayoade.
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@HLTCO Remember when live F1 races were on free-to-air? Champion's League matches too? The loss of elite sports, at least in a live capacity, on free channels is just another sad example of the way sport as a whole has been annexed by the capitalists.
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@UniOfRizz No matter what, he is a legend. Brought us back to where we belonged and consolidated it. Shame it ended how it did, but I've never seen a manager sacked with so many well wishes. For a reason. DEANO! #AVFC
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@bbcdoctorwho What, everything? Forever? Including the regeneration? Christ. Whatever problems people have with Chibnall's run, I think we can agree that Jodie simply hasn't been one of them (or Mandip!). An excellent first female Doctor. I wait impatiently for Big Finish to ring her.
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@GaryLineker Morning Gary. Not much. Some MPs are attempting to silence individuals in the media though, it's a bit like Nazi Germany tbh...
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It was captured on Xbox One so it won't be the most detailed; however, I simply cannot believe that anyone has found a more gorgeous view in the network test version of Elden Ring than this one I captured of Stormveil Castle fronting the Erdtree. #EldenRing #EldenRingNetworkTest
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@JoeyCuloper @StopTweetingMia @Zeebuoy1 He wrote IT Crowd, Black Books and Father Ted, all of which came to be extremely popular. And they were all genuinely good, too. Shame he's absolutely fucked it by going off the deep end.
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@PolProfSteve @RobDotHutton He's literally posted screenshots from the Government website, Christ alive
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@AspieAk @JHMarble @Jules_MontagueX Bit unrelated but demanding full eye contact seems weird for any teacher to demand from a pupil, let alone Special Ed! I'm not autistic but I'd have bloody hated that.
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@CDG5805 @villareport @mcgrathmike You seem pressed by the very idea of hot chocolate. Lmao
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@llamaleacorn @brentconner_ *can confirm, is said boyfriend* SHE'S AMAZING, SHE TOOK ME TO GAMESCOM TODAY
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@YorkshireToon @premierleague @alanshearer Coutinho ran the show like it was 2015 lad what are you on about
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@unimpression @byoungsnose lol @ some men replying to this with 5'8 5'8 is not short. take it from me, at 5'3.
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@brianparra @Ariana_Cascio @JinnAndT0nic But you're making an assumption of your own; that the excitement and sharing of information by young people discovering new things is somehow an indication of arrogance. He's excited and that means he thinks others are dumb? Piss off with that attitude.
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@luulubuu @bobdunga92 Honestly just here for the Fuzz, I think my favourite movie on the planet
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@ofrutsra @TMZ Oral sex has been witnessed in so many species, as has homosexual behaviour for that matter. The idea that things like this are limited to humans is very wide of the mark.
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@jarmackenzie @BBCScotland @bbcpress Okay but can we have an adult's version? I don't care if I'm 28, I still want to have a go 😂
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@AuntyDonnaBoys On a serious note, I genuinely think you boys underestimated your popularity here 😅
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@IntoTheBarrier Button. Man outscored Hamilton over three seasons which kinda says it all for me. I know he's a world champion but I feel he's weirdly underrated. Fast, consistent, and no-one was better in changeable conditions.
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@villareport @PreeceObserver Don't like the idea of a bomb squad again. Disrespectful to the players imo, regardless of quality they should at least be allowed to train with their fellow seniors.
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@Harry_VTID @FabrizioRomano Said it before, I'll say it again, our negotiators should have been in charge of Brexit
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@_SimplyKhloe @JessicaB1D @bethxlouisexx I've been in a committed long-distance (different countries) relationship for over four years, it's absolutely possible with the right person. If you both want to make it work, it'll be easier than you think. If he's like the dick mentioned in the first post, then it's game over.
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@tomskgard Imagine if Thanos kills Chris Evans as Captain America and then two seconds later he gets a fireball to the face from Chris Evans as the Human Torch.
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@AVFCMarkM I am vexed lad
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@Lucade56 @_aarava I think you should take your own advice. What a trash response. 18 cars > 1 mazepin
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@nutmydoctor "Her acting is horrendous and the writers should be ashamed of themselves." -A man who has himself admitted, in the same fucking comment, that he "hasn't seen a single episode since her arrival."
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I believe Trans women are women, in terms of gender. I also understand that women feel the danger of allowing Trans women in because their male sex. Am I not allowed to see both sides?
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@ThatMetalNessie So @ThatMetalNessie , do you think that a female is anyone who believes they are female (Female gender born in the wrong, male body)? Or do you think female bodied people deserve a meangful definition to define themselves? I’m afraid it’s an either/or.
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