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@MichaelBePetty

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"I don't get petty, I stay petty!" Opinionated Youtuber.

Joined May 2018
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@MichaelBePetty
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4 years
Some Republicans have the memory of a goldfish, I swear.
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@MichaelBePetty
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5 years
Jaclyn Hill is somewhere thanking God this beauty community drama has nothing to do with her.
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@MichaelBePetty
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5 years
Costco is roasting the fuck out of covidiots on Facebook and its glorious. #supportCostco
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5 years
Jeffree Star: "I have never blackmailed anyone.". Also Jeffree Star:
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@MichaelBePetty
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4 years
Not Gabbie Hanna using another woman's SA as a means to victimize herself.
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@MichaelBePetty
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4 years
Trisha Paytas thought Shane Dawson's racism was fine until she realized he didn't have her back and that's the tea.
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@MichaelBePetty
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5 years
Could you imagine if a man showed up with 3 women on leashes??? This shit is tone-deaf as fucking and really fucking stupid.
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@MichaelBePetty
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4 years
Khloe is in full-on Beyonce drag now.
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@MichaelBePetty
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4 years
My take on jeffree star, shane dawson, Ryland adams, trisha paytas, hairbyjay, gabbie hanna. They all fucking suck. Saved you some time.
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@MichaelBePetty
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4 years
Put your fucking phone away and focus on the road you selfish asshole.
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@MichaelBePetty
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4 years
Nature is healing.
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@MichaelBePetty
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4 years
@divine_1112 What??? Mushrooms literally taste like whatever you cook them in. How could you not like them?.
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@MichaelBePetty
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2 years
Before the Casey Anthony show, I thought she was a pathological liar who was responsible for her daughter's death, and after the show, I still think the same thing.
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@MichaelBePetty
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5 years
This is what privilege looks like. Her mom is going to jail because of how incompetent she is and this is her attitude. Fuck Olivia Jade.
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@MichaelBePetty
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3 years
I was not ready for this Amberlynn Reid and Rupaul's Drag Race crossover.
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@MichaelBePetty
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3 years
An angel got its wings today. Fly high Pot Roast. RIP. ❤️❤️❤️
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@MichaelBePetty
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4 years
Well, I initially felt bad for Gorilla Glue Girl but I don't know if I feel that way anymore.
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@MichaelBePetty
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4 years
Congressman Markwayne Mullin, R-OK, cowers in fear at a coup he helped create.
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4 years
How did he manage to piss Pinterest off too??? 🤣🤣🤣
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@MichaelBePetty
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4 years
Goodnight to everyone except Jamie Lynn Spears.
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@MichaelBePetty
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4 years
TW: verbal abuse. Kellyanne Conway is really a piece of shit. Someone needs to help Claudia. I can't believe Kellyanne held such a powerful position in this country.
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@MichaelBePetty
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5 years
Jason Nash's Ex-wife was totally justified in not allowing her children to be around Trisha Paytas. Trisha has proven time and time again to make incredibly stupid decisions and lack all sense of rationality. This video is just icing on her shit cake.
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4 years
Carole Baskin's missing husband's family is running a commercial during her DWTS debut! This shit is crazy! Tiger King has the gift that keeps on giving.
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@MichaelBePetty
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5 years
The last thing Eric and Ricky's leftovers see.
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@MichaelBePetty
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5 years
US Coronavirus deaths:. 8 weeks ago: 0 deaths. 7 weeks ago: 9 deaths. 6 weeks ago: 31 deaths. 5 weeks ago: 111 deaths. 4 weeks ago: 704 deaths. 3 weeks ago: 3,834 deaths. 2 weeks ago: 12,895 deaths. 1 week ago: 26,033 deaths. Right now: 45,039 deaths.
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@MichaelBePetty
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6 years
Dreams really do come true. #BLACKPINK #Coachella
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@MichaelBePetty
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2 years
Just survived multiple assassination attempts. Lucky to be alive 🙏✝️👼
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@MichaelBePetty
MichaelBePetty
5 years
Mental illness does not give you an excuse to manipulate and abuse.
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@MichaelBePetty
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5 years
No one deserves cancer. Now is the time for Amber to really focus on getting healthy by listening to her doctors and doing exactly what they want her to do. No more bullshit, she is young and can survive this.
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5 years
And I oop!
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@MichaelBePetty
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5 years
Praising Morgan Adams for unfollowing Jeffree Star on Instagram is like congratulating someone for flushing the toilet after they take a shit.
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@MichaelBePetty
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3 years
Becky has more likes on her one video than Amberlynn has on her whole channel.
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@MichaelBePetty
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5 years
Keemstar is really out here trying to get Biggest Asshole of 2019 before the clock runs out.
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5 years
I hate cases of Rape. In most cases only two people in the world actually know what happen. Everyone else has to guess. The Jesse smiles and Curtis story is so hard to believe because they were boyfriend & girlfriend. but the truth is, none of us actually know what happened.
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@MichaelBePetty
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5 years
Amberlynn, employers are not hiring you because you are fat, they aren't hiring you because you are literally incapable of fulfilling the work requirements! Miss me with this discrimination bullshit. You had a job and had to quit because you couldn't sit for long periods of time.
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@MichaelBePetty
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4 years
Amberlynn really just said that the new wifey has given her positive support unlike the rest of her exes. So Krystle and her parents, Destiny and her family, and Becky never encouraged and supported you? What a crock of shit.
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@MichaelBePetty
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5 years
She used a leave-in conditioner as a face cream. 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️
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@MichaelBePetty
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5 years
So it is my understanding that Nikocado believes that he is allowed to go around traumatizing other people because he is mentally ill. No wonder he enjoys Trisha Paytas and Amberlynn Reid. 🗑️🗑️🗑️.
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5 years
Let me be crystal clear when I say this. If @shanedawson wants to be held to the same standard as every other documentarian then that means that he needs to research the kinds of people that he is "featuring" in his videos.
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5 years
Repeated instances of Animal neglect: perfectly fine. Calling out those instances of animal neglect and manipulation:
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@MichaelBePetty
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3 years
The Sister scandal is the lack of Sister budget James Charles spent on this Sister BBL.
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3 years
I'm crying so fucking hard.
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5 years
Of course, Trasha Paytas would side with Nickocado. The people that Shane Dawson chooses to associate himself with is very telling to me. For someone so "empathetic" you would think he wouldn't want to be around some manipulative and toxic individuals.
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2 years
She literally murdered her daughter. I dont think we need to hear anything from her.
@peacock
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After 11 years, Casey Anthony breaks her silence for the first time on camera. Casey Anthony: Where The Truth Lies, a 3-part limited series, premieres November 29 only on Peacock.
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traumatize your fandom with one image.
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5 months
These pictures are 4 years apart. Not a single day has gone by in ALR world.
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4 years
All Trisha Paytas had to do was show up 4 times a week and talk some shit for a 6 figure bag and she still found a way to ruin it.
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5 years
You all are out here trolling Amberlynn on Instagram and it is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣 (Credit: Amberlynn subreddit)
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@MichaelBePetty
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2 years
Remember when ALR tried to come for Amy Slaton, and Amy humbled her ass real quick with this parody video, dark knuckles and all! 🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
“We just got another door dash order for Amberlynn”
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5 years
Does anyone else automatically double the garlic for whatever recipe they are following?.
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6 years
If James Charles and his group of beauty YouTubers were out here acting like decent people then there would be no need for "drama" channels. Instead, he and his friends are out here Regina Georging each other and selling Lipsticks made at Chernobyl.
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4 years
James Charles really saw Bill Cosby get released from prison and said "My turn!".
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4 years
When you are so pro-life you gotta murder women.
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GOP Texas lawmaker introduces bill that would allow death penalty for women who have abortions
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4 years
Joey Graceffa and Jessi Smiles using evidence and logic to refute Gabbie Hanna's claims and expose her disgusting behavior.
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5 years
Can we trade Shane Dawson for Jenna Marbles?.
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MichaelBePetty
5 years
I AM FUCKING DEAD!!! ⚰️⚰️⚰️🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️.
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5 years
I feel like Amberlynn watched a Jeffree Star Snapchat rant and wanted so badly to be a "bad bitch" but failed epically. Instead, she sounds like a petulant child who is upset that she didn't get her way.
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1 year
BITCH!!!!! 💀💀💀
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4 years
If you want to know just how insufferable Amberlynn Reid and Foodie Beauty would be if they were skinny just look at Gabbie Hanna.
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This is why Jojo Siwa thinks the way she does. She has more than likely been surrounded by a bunch of yes men and ass kissers for the majority of her life. This is truly unhinged delusion.
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5 years
This person that self-identifies as a trans-racial, transgender, chicken nugget is calling other people fake??? Trisha Paytas, please have several seats. 🪑🪑🪑
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My finals are over (got all A's in case anyone was wondering) I will make a video talking about what I am going to do with youtube going forward but for now, I want to enjoy the holidays with my friends and family.
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5 years
This hateful ass bitch with really bad Duggar hair thought she was doing something.
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5 years
The WW3 jokes weren't funny then and are not funny now. Lots of innocent people are going to die because a bunch of men trying to prove who has a bigger dick over twitter are arguing. This is scary and sad.
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@MichaelBePetty
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Treated differently because of how big I am.
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5 years
In other news, Shane Dawson is finally going to understand what it means to actually be broke and poor.
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5 years
Y'all realize if you run outta toilet paper you can wash your ass with soap and water right?.
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5 years
Amber does seem genuinely scared. Hopefully, her doctors can help her and everything turns out alright.
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4 years
Guys, I think Gabbie Hanna might be trying to tell us that she has ADHD.
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5 years
Who made this??? 🤣🤣🤣
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I just found out my great grandfather passed away this morning. He was a family-centric, strong man that served in Vietnam. He was 101 years olds. RIP Papa Buster.
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Yesssss Becky!!!! You better stand up for yourself!!!!
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5 years
Stephanie Soo coming for the jugular. *Finish Him*
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4 years
Sorry ma'am, but Foodie Beauty is smoking meth. You are gonna have to do more than that.
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5 years
This is what trolling looks like.
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5 years
I hate this so much
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5 years
Jeffree Star should have just named his palette Ashy. It would have been true and inoffensive.
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5 years
Amberlynn was not going to let Chantal one up her. This is the highest level of fuckery we have seen from her on a while.
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2 years
It is 4 years later and this video is still relevant to the Amberverse.
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4 years
ooooohhhhh Gabbie Hanna, you in troubbbbbbllleeee. .
@RosannaPansino
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4 years
In regards to @GabbieHanna’s video.
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5 years
The "I can't take it anymore, you have ruined my life, bye(tremendous cry warning)" video is probably being filmed as we speak, followed by the "I changed my mind eat with me (24 hours later)" video and they should be up sometime next week.
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5 years
Also, send some good vibes to Becky. That woman has been going through and I can't even imagine how heartbreaking this whole situation is for her.
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3 years
Get that coint Becks! Now that Wipey is the cleanup crew you can go out and be FREE!!!!!
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4 years
Sitting here, eating my sugar-free popsicle when I thought to myself "Would Demi Lovato beat me for eating this?".
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5 years
Omg Ben is a savage! 😲😲😲
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5 years
Imagine sitting there, flashing pictures of dead bodies on the screen, while you stuff your face talking about the price of Nikes. This shit is fucking low even for Chantal.
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Fun fact amber recorded this rant 6 days ago and uploaded it today. So she had 6 days to think about all of this and still gave us that Snapchat rant.
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WHO MADE THIS?!?!?!?! I FUCKING CAN'T!!! 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
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2 years
So Amberlynn can't live w/o Wipey but it was a mutual breakup? Nah, I think Wipey got tired of all the lies, manipulation, and caretaking. I wonder who ALR is going to rope into taking care of her now?.
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MichaelBePetty
4 years
Oh you know, just Gabbie Hanna shaking violently mocking mental illness while complaining about people mocking her mental health. Just another day on the internet.
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5 years
Tik tok is never going to let Gabbie live this down 🤣🤣🤣
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MichaelBePetty
5 years
This kind of fuckery is exactly why Amberlynn will never be taken seriously by her audience. It is manipulative and gross to clickbait this shit.
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5 years
Dr. Phil is fucking terrifying.
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MichaelBePetty
5 years
Since we are just making shit up now, I would like to talk about small privilege. Yall short mother fuckers having all this extra legroom and its not fair. I would like to speak power to my fellow tall brothers and sisters out there. Your tallness is valid.
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5 years
When you are 26 years old and you don't know how a mirror works:
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2 years
Bro! Where the fuck did her accent go?!?!?!?!
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4 years
I love how ALR gets press-on nails and turned into Rosa LOL.
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3 years
Is this trial being held in a courtroom or an Applebees because I can’t tell anymore.
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