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For just 10 bucks a day, you can save a starving homeless man, or you can be like me and not give a shit
Sagittarius A
Joined November 2016
If you get rich as a man ensure to shuffle these females and use them as much as possible.
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Imagine dating your girlfriend and she makes this foolish decision
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Can't believe i made the mistake of toasting a naija babe with pick up line
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Did you know that if Nigeria split, the Yorubas themselves would not vote in Tinubu as their president.
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Nigerians in 2015. Buhari will take care of security, Osinbajo will handle Economy
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@ibraheemtechnig There’s no good one, long as she didn’t meet you in your hustling stage ?.
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@TheFidora What’s more chaotic is settling with a leach who didn’t want you when you were broke.
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@ENIBOY Don't change that $1000 in your hand for N650,000 please. Change it at the official CBN rate for N425,000. Don't compromise your nation's economy because of a mere N225,000. Change begins with me.
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They clap when tinubu says bala blu bulaba, then act like enlightened people when obi drops a very intelligent reply at interviews.
If you will assess Peter Obi using the standard of Nelson Mandela, Dwight Eisenhower and Lee Kuan Yew, you must assess Tinubu and Atiku using the exact same standard. Not that you criticise one guy for "saving too much money" while you excuse another guy for being a drug lord.
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@Mr_Lu3se Met her again after 4 yrs, exchanged digits, called her later that evening and first shit i heard was send me airtime. We gone back to another 4yrs of not seeing each other.
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@MovieGists @oraliea_ The kindness u see before was not really there. A kind man will remain kind. Even if u want out. He will do it with kindness and still remains kind if u even call him up in future for a need. He will respond and move on in kindness
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@JLMurphy7 @EmaazDr @Algeria_FC Dudes have dicks, she doesn’t . Dudes can get a woman pregnant, she doesn’t . Dudes can’t get pregnant, she has a uterus. Dudes don’t bleed for 5 days a month, she does. You all hating on her coz a white woman cried.
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@Moonruona I hate being on a table with a guy that calculates👀 omo if you no get money stay for your house🙄 it is fucking embarrassing.
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@eni_sorgwe Check well she’s under 23. I’d advice men to avoid girls that age range. She’d make you feel less of a man for not abusing her.
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@KuameOliver_ Want me to do a thread of people who worshipped God and still died a few years later ?.
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@calvin_duncan_ This girl must have shown you signs she is an abuser, you probably ignored them. Met one who told me story of how she broke bottle on her exs head, she never heard from me again.
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@Vhoyde She made me wait 3 months to hit, i ghosted after hitting. Another gave it to me 2 days in, i ghosted after hitting.
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@AyodeleAliu2 I'm guessing you added lmao to that tweet to convince yourself A proud yes isn't the answer to that question.
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@ManLikeLight_ Once met a girl, who said she couldn’t find a man, the men she dated all fucked and ran. Me falling for her victim manipulation decided to be the one who fucked and stayed. After 2 months i realized why those other men ran, i ran away as well.
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@AhmedAdamu @iamfavourehis @atiku I was skeptical about voting atiku, but after reading this tweet I'm now more convinced that I'm never voting atiku.
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@AhrielNari Women created the narrative that women are supposed to cook and clean and now women are mad that we expect them to cook and clean.
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@JLMurphy7 @EmaazDr @Algeria_FC You found this from propandists on twitter. Make a lil bit of google research.
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@eni_sorgwe Lol, go to prison and see how many men are in jail for having sex with a drunk woman.
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@royaldivalee @AlexVivyNnabue @oluwatishina To think i grew up believing tattoos and beards are the problems of Nigeria because of the useless indoctrination i had. Thank goodness my eye opened.
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@toyinomotoso Do you now understand that he owns a property of 240m and also make 6 million yearly. In 10 yrs time he is selling that house for atleast 340m plus the 60 million rent he made across the 10yrs. Thats 400m in total.
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@deshola55 I think the most embarrassing moment of my life was when a guy I went on a date with offered me the exact amount that will take me back home. ,of course I rejected it 😒
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@retroJACE ive dated several sex workers. from strippers to cam girls. never had a single problem that involved their occupation. all these bad experiences sound like a skill issue to me. yall be safe tho.
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@instablog9ja @majorbigz With 133 million pounds wtf am i looking for in marriage. When the only thing women can give a rich man is vagina . Nigga stay single, get an ivf, pay off the girl and fuck all the ladies you want.
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@Oyinash_ @JessicaOkeke_ Twitter Men doing all these just to put ‘Feminists’ to shame is so hilarious. Baby girl get your coins. Tomorrow tweet about how you’ve woken up at 1am to pound yam and take their money some more 🤭
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The last thing i ever wana do is expose my kids to these fraudulent people called man of God.
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Messi has been better than Ronaldo through out this season, you don't see barca fans make noise about it. But Ronaldo gets his first hattrick of the season, Ronaldo fans won't let messi rest. MESSI LIVES RENT FREE IN Y'ALL MINDS.
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@Freyah06 He doesn’t see vagina as reward unlike the horny simps in your dm. He sees it as comodity, to be rented and dumped.
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@ozzyetomi Lmaooo, very unfortunate, but they love using other people to shine. It’s part of their culture.
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@DAMIADENUGA Idoko might be that friendly guy who listens to their conversation, hence he started looking handsome to them.
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@jadinho97 I’m more surprised the men are willing to risk unemployment for some petty flirts. I don’t even open doors for women at work.
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@Allure_scent Who told you my relationship is supposed to function based on how a total stranger on twitter thinks.
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@AimThaMachine_ @mr_cjayerus No ooo, kmowing Nigeria, after 2 yrs when they think we would have forgotten, they'd release him. Let them electrocute him, that's all we want.
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@chi_neche_rem @Postsubman Asin eh don't mind them. Anyways tag me when you tryna cheat on your man.
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@BishopPOEvang @ifymufc Investing in naija is a scam, the govt doesn’t give any protection, 40 million naira in 2017 was around £80,000. There are houses for that price in Uk, hell you could even mortgage a house there and paid 70% of it for that price. Where you live is your home, invest there.
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@AdewoleAdeoye @taiwo__y I remember complimenting one, if you see the rude saucy way she replied thank you, since then if you fine, fine on your own, I'm not complimenting.
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@yabaleftonline Vote someone who says balablu and bulaba and then ask me to come protest. Kitikpa rachaaa gi na protest ahu onu.
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@AfricanHub_ @SillyGist 70 yr oldie with 21 yr old mentality still getting more women than the average working class man. Women love literally everything they tweet about hating in a man.
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@UncleLolu And then when they manage to build one well, they decorate it like this and commission it as an achievement
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@BigDaddyonair @rogzy_ The way una dey call 2 million, 200 thousand here funny coz most people salary is a 5 digits number that starts with 3 - 7.
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@General_Oluchi @Plasmbob Abroad made me hate chicken. That expensiveness of chicken in naija makes you crave it. But being able to pick it up for £4 makes it look like na gala and coke i dey chop.
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@my_own_trut @Shibi_bee Tell you the truth, She would have used her head if she wasn't worshipping God.
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This mango leaf helicopter
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@itsss_mimi @abcdrih You would not have your afrobeats without our Black American influence, without us your culture is none.
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@Olamidex_ @eni_sorgwe Leave her to be capping, one nigerian in uk is in jail for knacking his ex drunk gf. Na her type go shame you for not raping her and then call you rapist when you do.
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@Jessvee23 That babe is super young, she won’t remember my man in a few years but she will remember the time she went on stage with an artist she likes and had the time of her life. Good for her
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@yabaleftonline My partner please fart in front of me, i will fart back, it’s not a big deal.
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@tommy_viccetti @baghaiya_ Lmaooo, a girl did this same shit to her boyfriend while we fucking. Weeks later she tried to break up with the guy and promote me to main nigga. I remembered this exact view and thought nah, I'm good.
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@Yemihazan @AweleNwandu Make i follow you laugh too. Just read the bullshit and couldn't stop laughing.
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@JoyOfure8 @AlumBaeOfficial Some guys don't just have patience at all. I have been there. It's so annoying
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@MubarakBalogun @Sarah_Bloo A shitty rich person is a Nigerian woman’s definition of high standards . I’d rather cry in lambo than smile in keke should ring a bell.
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@Darren618880956 @lorrainemking So he should spend 20 yrs in jail for having sex with a classmate he is 2 months older than. You should be fighting the stupid rule not the boy.
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@bambi__bambs There are 100s of news that made it to the front page, but you chose the girl who cooks at 4:50 am. Seems to me this is just you exhibiting some kinda jealousy.
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@Chukwud02483135 @BreezyxSupreme @Soulful1865 Seems to me like you took a whole loads of them from tinubu.
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@MalikLekan There's no castigation in this tweet. If anything it's only saying that Yorubas will be wise enough not to vote a man with senile dementia as their president.
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@Iamfahidah Yeah, and i will listen to how she wants my body looking as well. Take your gender war to another relationship.
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@oscar_obiakor @Wizarab10 Na men they cause am, we set the bar too low for women. Imagine thinking she's a wife material coz she paid her own transport money.
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@lolaloveandart When you give birth, send your daughter to apprenticeship system. If she doesn’t hate you 20 yrs later for ruining her life, let me know.
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