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@J23NB
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Joined July 2016
u think instagram is ruining self esteem? Go scroll on linkedin for 5 minutes lol.
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when u get ur lashes done ur face just looks leng for no reason, why am videoing myself eating strawberries.
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ahhh they need to add some hood niggas, what is this breh.
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everytime a uncle moves to me i acc rethink my whole existence. like am i ugly???.
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lol i forgot how small black twitter is, whole time i was thinking we were really gonna win.
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all these first year students walking round looking so happy, should i tell them this place is hell????.
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bro long acrylics are cute till you drop your card on the floor and can’t pick it up.
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this is like the 4th time i’ve seen this girl meet dave, bro what tracking device did u plant on him.
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need to start deletin ppl on snap, smart whip on christmas morning is crazy.
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LOOOOOL SHE’S FRESHLY 19.
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girls like kaz are scary, a little bit of attention and all composure is lost.
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lol just found his mums insta and she’s some social media influencer yhhh i don’t want him anymore 😭😭😭😭.
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i like winter cuh having a full face of makeup just feels so much nicer if u get it you get it….
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i slap on the staff discount whenever i see a student cuh why am i making you pay £7 for a fanta?.
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fuck love island, rihanna is at wireless, where chris brown is headlining loooool.
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this is sooo pretty ( hint hint ) 🙄🙄.
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ppl needa realise sleeping all the time isn’t always laziness, this typa tired doesn’t just go away.
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tennesse n digga? kenza n cee? these relationships starting to seem like business partnerships loool.
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looool this girl is so damn fine. she is making lori look like the fan 😭.
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i’ve planned so much this summer you would think i’ve won the lottery looool.
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guys he just ended stuff with me, you know what that means? one less christmas gift to buy 🥳🥳🥳🥳.
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i’m gonna need everyone to vote for kaz n tyler tonight 🧍🏽♀️do we want that 50k to be used for lip fillers. NO.
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“…. has viewed your application” indeed are so cheeky for that cuh ok n what? where’s my interview date kmt.
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whatever is in the air, stay in the air. All the jobs i’ve been applying for, are getting back to me. interview after interview tehehhe.
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i be sat on the train looking at everyone wondering where they going, how many kids they got, what they do for work😭.
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unpopular opinion but a lot of female djs are trash they’re just good looking and know how to shake bum. .
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standing on the side of the road waiting for a uber makes me feel like a prostitute looool.
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icl the world could be ending and we would all be on twitter making memes and jokes 🤣🤣.
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nah i acc feel sorry for the younger generation, remember opening your happy meal and seeing an acc toy now all they get is paper and cardboard.
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i’ve only got 2 hours and 11 minutes left from my 24 hours and i ain’t done nothin today. sorry molly mae.
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lol went onto his spotify to see if he’s been missing me bro this guys been listening to skepta, n dubz, gaza slim. Why ain’t he listening to marvins room?????.
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i swear the uk is just bad vibes, it’s never that deep
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i’ve never understood guys that like to link after one convo on socials, what if i kidnap you huh?.
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HOLD UP I CANT BE THE ONLY ONE THAT HAS NEVER SEEN A PICTURE OF MY MUM PREGNANT WITH ME. NOT EVEN ONE.
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istg if i see someone wearing this imma start laughing n rolling on the floor 😭😭😭
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missed my train, smashed my phone, forgot my headphones, and dropped my card and it’s not even 10am yet lool.
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bro this guy just put a story saying “ free yard” at his big age of 20?????.
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i need to start driving because walking on the side of a busy road makes me feel broke.
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not too be depressing or anything but when life is so repetitive i don’t even wanna wake up😭.
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my kids gon be using this for their history gcse source.
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hair,nails,lashes,tattoo and bottomless brunch all booked next week but where is the money for it all???🧍🏽♀️.
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