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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
FOLKS WHO VOTED 4 TRUMP: "He'll make America strong!" TRUMP: "The theater kids are harassing us!"
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@TaranKillam
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6 years
You’re dumb.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
After 4 weeks in #Hamilton , I can say unequivocally, the saddest part is that Phillip never gets to strip down to his socks. @Jordan_Fisher
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
7 years
"WHEN WILL WE GET PUBES!" "WHEN WILL WE GET PUBES!"
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
6 years
If @QueerEye doesn’t film a Holiday Special showing how to host the perfect holiday party, uniting Fab 5’s past and present, then I don’t know why TV is made.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
6 years
Principal Rooney should have cared more that Sloane’s dad kissed her like that.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
7 years
ALL THE DWEEBS SPEW HATE CAUSE THEY ARE NOT LIKED IN THE TIKI-TIKI-TIKI-TIKI-TIKI-REICH
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
Thank you @HamiltonMusical Th King has returned.
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3 years
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
7 years
The words literally do not exist to express how much better @CobieSmulders makes my life.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
May many (more) bad things befall the cowards who've attacked my friend, @Lesdoggg . They are the worst of humanity, where she is the best.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
4 years
10 years ago tonight, I was incredibly excited. 10 years later, incredibly grateful. 🕰 ✈️ @nbcsnl
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
A big thank you for all the Love from my fans. Lorne was kind enough to understand I needed more time to dedicate to my undefeated @RamsNFL
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
5 years
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
6 years
Remember when Aretha Franklin sang an epic rendition of “My Country, Tis of Thee” at Obama’s inauguration and then a Springsteen cover band refused to show up at Trump’s?
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
5 years
The Lion King was awesome. The quality of singing voices were: (In this EXACT order) Billy Eichner Beyoncé Donald Glover Seth Rogen Feel free to @ me!
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
5 years
‘Member?
@DisneyPlus
Disney+
5 years
Stuck in the Suburbs (2004)
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 months
The thing that makes me most grateful for #TheTraitors is that viewers who aren’t familiar with @MTVChallenge now know that CT is great TV.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
5 years
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
The rest of my life, I won't be able to see a clip of Robin Williams and not burst into tears. Thank you Robin. I love you Robin.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
This @RamsNFL fan is joining @HamiltonMusical ! So excited and proud to continue my tradition of only doing shows #PEOTUS dislikes. #Ramilton
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
5 years
Fiiiiiine. I’ll watch this.
@DEADLINE
Deadline
5 years
Bobby Moynihan Joins Tina Fey & Robert Carlock’s L.A. Mayor NBC Comedy Series
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
10 years
My hope is that by the 50th, my job knows who I am. #lifegoals @TheColinJost http://t.co/Amd16mAko4
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
2 years
She cute.
@Canucks
Vancouver Canucks
2 years
How We Met One of Our Biggest Canucks Fans Hi, @CobieSmulders 👋
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
1 year
I was overwhelmed. Can’t wait to buy a ticket and go again. #AcrossTheSpiderVerse
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
1 year
To combat the negativity on this site, here is a photo of me, out of character, smiling genuinely, because I love my new job. @SpamalotBway #Lancelot
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
If I do nothing else in life, let this be the culmination of all my efforts!!! Thanks @RamsNFL !!!!
@RamsNFL
Los Angeles Rams
8 years
Break a leg, @TaranKillam ! Best wishes for your first night on Broadway! #Ramilton
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
5 years
A dream. A DREAM!!!!!!
@Marvel
Marvel Entertainment
5 years
Get ready for some high-octane action in "Spider-Verse" #4 , written by actor and comedian @TaranKillam !
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
4 years
Fred Willard was and will always be one of the funniest people in the history of people. Thank you Fred for all of the cackling joy you gave.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
6 years
HUGE NEWS I’ve decided my favorite Harry Potter films in order of Most Favorite to Less Most Favorite Deathly Hallows 1 Chamber of Secrets Prisoner of Azkaban Deathly Hallows 2 Order of the Phoenix Goblet of Fire Sorcerers Stone Halfblood Prince
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
7 years
Watch @nbcsnl tonight and show love to my dearest @bibbymoynihan & @vanessabayer . They're important to me.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
10 years
Tonight was one of the most intense nights of my life. Tomorrow will be crazier. I am grateful. #SNL40
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
3 years
1,000 tickets, please.
@jonmchu
Jon M. Chu
3 years
Goooood Newwwws!!! The incredible #CynthiaErivo and @ArianaGrande will be our Elphaba and Galinda in @WickedMovie @UniversalPics Get ready for a match up like you’ve never seen!!! In pink and green!!!
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@TaranKillam
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
6 years
Real American Hero. 🇺🇸
@1nvisiblePink
👸🏼 Michelle In Iowa ♎
6 years
OMG. Mitch McConnell photobomb. Background Voter Guy is everything!! 🤣🤣
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Certainly a flippant comment made in jest. Allow me to be sincerely clear. Vote 4 Trump = I think you're stupid.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
6 years
Silver lining of my team losing the Super Bowl, I got to experience it with ATL hometown legend and one of my favorite people of all time Mr. @kenanthompson #TheRealGoat
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
7 years
All at once, the most terrifying and flattering thing I've ever been Tweeted.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
11 years
Oh I love Adod Nazine!! #oscars2014
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
This is a man deficient of respect. This is a man absent of grace. This is a man incapable of diplomacy. That's why #ImwithHer
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
6 years
Disgusting. I have so much respect for anyone willing to become a Police Officer and know I can’t comprehend the complexities of the position. But the officer in this video is negligent at best and a worthless scumbag at honest. With great power comes great responsibility.
@nowthisimpact
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A man harassed a woman wearing a Puerto Rico shirt because she 'should not be wearing that in the United States of America' (Puerto Rico is part of the United States of America)
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
7 years
Wanna see a trailer of a thing I made with 1000 people? Take a look. I double dog dare you to retweet. via @ew
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
6 years
Barbara Streisand doing Jaws is actually a genuinely good bit.
@nbcsnl
Saturday Night Live - SNL
6 years
You know @mulaney was a writer on the show. But here's what you may not know...
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
4 years
Thank you @JaredGoff16 for 44 wins, 3 playoff runs, a conference championship, a trip to the Super Bowl and the 3rd highest scoring game in NFL History. Grateful for everything you’ve done for the @RamsNFL and sad to see you go. Excited to watch you do great things in Detroit!
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
10 years
#UnbreakableKimmySchmidt has the best TV theme song this decade.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu*ck.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
He said "study" which requires reading, an ability which I witnessed first hand he is incapable of.
@thehill
The Hill
8 years
Trump says he will reevaluate Obama admin's "dumb deal" to take in refugees from Australia
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
1 year
@shannonwoodward Standing behind them, about to surprise them, as they were asking their friends to do it for them.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
11 years
Ron's funnier than Harry. Girls need a guy who makes them laugh. (God, I hope)
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
7 years
I hate guns.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
6 years
First time I’ve agreed with her. It’s says the owner has more moral integrity than she ever will.
@thehill
The Hill
6 years
Sarah Sanders responds to being kicked out of restaurant: Owner's actions "say far more about her than about me"
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
5 years
#Angill will ride again! Thank you for tuning in all season. Excited to bring another year of this found family to you! @SingleParentsTV @ABCNetwork
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TVLine.com
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
7 years
I just had a really really good night. @rianjohnson you took care of my childhood and made my adulthood better.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
3 years
There are zero things cooler in this world than a female bass player.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
My Captain America.
@EW
Entertainment Weekly
8 years
. @ChrisEvans on Donald Trump's presidency: "I feel rage. I feel fury":
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Taran Killam
6 years
The point of my career has been, if I like something a lot, I get to be in it.
@EW
Entertainment Weekly
6 years
Arrested Development: Cobie Smulders and Taran Killam to play Lucille and George Sr.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
6 years
When you got the best work wife, you keep the best work wife. @vanessabayer
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Michael Ausiello
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
7 years
This is genuine giddy excitement on my face. Goofy, you my dog!
@DisneyParks
Disney Parks
7 years
Actors @CobieSmulders & @TaranKillam recently met up with Goofy at Walt Disney World Resort!
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
4 years
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
4 years
This stuff gets to him. And I love it. 🇺🇸
@zachjourno
Zach Purser Brown
4 years
Trump booed by crowd as he visits Ruth Bader Ginsburg's casket on the steps of the Supreme Court
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
Rural = so stupid.
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7 years
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
7 years
Constantly bragging about how smart he is. #ResignTrump
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
"Nowhere special. I always wanted to go there." #RIP #GeneWilder
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
6 years
It’s hard to gather 10 people for a dinner party. 250k organized simply because they don’t like #PresidentTrash That gives me hope.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
7 years
A new Indiana Jones movie starts filming next year and apparently the treasure he’s trying to capture is @BenSPLATT ’s voice.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
Where is the @Adele & @samsmithworld Christmas duet that will immediately heal the world and restore global goodwill?
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
3 years
I haven’t been this excited for an episode since Eddie Murphy hosted. #ForteNightLive
@nbcsnl
Saturday Night Live - SNL
3 years
WILL!!!!!!!
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Taran Killam
4 years
She’s a real leader and he’s a chuckling, rotten, soulless lungworm.
@kelsientaggart
Kelsie Taggart
4 years
FIVE times, @senatemajldr LAUGHED OFF questions regarding COVID during tonight's #KYSen Debate. It's obvious that Mitch McConnell isn't taking this election, COVID, or KY voters seriously.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
My first @sagaftra gig.
@taxmanwesman
Wes
8 years
Whoa, @TaranKillam was in Naked Gun 33 1/3? Saw his name in the credits and went back and yep, seems that way.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
4 years
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@NoahGarfinkel
Noah Garfinkel
4 years
Oh. Whoa.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
7 years
Went to a @Playboy Halloween party. It was elaborate & sexy & odd. Best haunted maze I've ever seen. Anyway, this death is about me. #RIPHef
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
9 years
. @Adele happens tonight. To me. You can watch @nbcsnl if you want. But she's singing to me. It's always been to ME.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
Oh, I get it. This is like...trying to recreate the panic of the Cubs vs. Indians game?!?!?
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
3 years
I just got charged for my next @RamsNFL playoff tickets and I’ve never been more pleased at a credit card charge in my LIFE. #RamsHouse
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
10 years
@sethmeyers is hosting the The Emmys? Great, now Andy Samberg is going to win ALL the Emmys.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
7 years
Just saw Little Finger- Who? Little Finger. Don't know him. Lord Baelish? Not familiar. He's always leaning on columns. Oh, right, him.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
7 years
Dear @jk_rowling , I love Harry Potter. Have for many years. I read the last 2 books, out loud, during courtship with my now wife. (1/3)
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
3 years
So, Johnson AND Johnson?
@thehill
The Hill
3 years
Johnson & Johnson announces split into two companies
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
This is not okay. These are people emulating a "political party" that committed genocide. This is unAmerican.
@1bobcohn
Bob Cohn
8 years
Exclusive video of alt-right meeting in DC this weekend.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
5 years
Get out of here plain M&Ms. All of em got chocolate AND something else.
@LizDueweke
Liz Dueweke 🫠
5 years
One has to go. Forever. Which one do you choose?
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
10 years
Proud of this. Freedom to mock is our greatest weapon. Thanks to the writers who asked not to be mentioned by name.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
5 years
I love that Drumpf’s tweet about the lovely @DebraMessing is just him bragging about losing her respect over time.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
4 years
AND NOW I JUST HAD EGGNOG FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS SEASON THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
10 years
That's. The. Worst.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
3 years
@Reddsaidit Should remind them we’re only allotted 4 goon spots every other show.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
5 years
This was a favorite from last night.
@nbcsnl
Saturday Night Live - SNL
5 years
This is the Sport Report. #SNLAtHome
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Taran Killam
4 years
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
11 years
We're 30 mins over. Ellen you want to continue the pizza bit? Maybe ask who wants the crusts? #Oscars2014
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
@billyeichner I do not like him in a dump, I do not like him on a stump....
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
3 years
Thank you for respecting my privacy at this time. But also:
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
8 years
Best. Hour. Of. Television. Ever. #GameOfThrones
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
11 years
I'm in the best movie of the year!!! I'm also in Naked Gun 33 & 1/3. So.... #Oscars2014
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
4 years
He has never read, nor does he care about the Bible.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
5 years
These little cuties are excited about @SingleParentsTV SEASON 2 premiere tonight at 9:30pm in @ABCNetwork #SingleParentsTV
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
4 years
“You’re fired.”
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
4 years
No one should be watching @nbc . If you’re showing footage, commenting, promoting in any way you are failing.
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@TaranKillam
Taran Killam
4 years
The Justice system has failed #BreonnaTaylor . It has failed everyone.
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