Vanessa Bayer
@vanessabayer
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Check out the THIRD SEASON of @jonahmbayer and my podcast HOW DID WE GET WEIRD? from Will Ferrell and @iheartpodcasts Big Money Players Network! 💛
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My brother and my new nostalgia-filled podcast is out today! Not to peer pressure you but please be cool and check it out!!
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I think I finally get it Demi?
http://t.co/tkjSqWNWou
@ddlovato
@AboveAverage
#VMAs
#demiforpresident
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Check out my audition tape for
#FiftyShades
. Have they cast it yet?
http://t.co/JMBD5sC7mN
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New Sound Advice with Demi Lovato is up!! Check it out!!
http://t.co/X2ULDT80XB
@ddlovato
@AboveAverage
#SoundAdvice
#reallydocare
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Vanessa Bayer To Headline & Write Comedy Series In Works At Showtime From Michael Showalter & Annapurna TV
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I hope that when asked what I was like to work with, people will say, "she was always on her phone."
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I'm excited to share that my debut children’s book is out this June! HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A VERY SICK BEAR is about being there for your friend when they're having a tough time--and its inspired by my own experience with childhood leukemia so it’s very close to my ❤️
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I love this so much 😭❤️
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Ok wow very excited to be on the season premiere of
@nbcbrooklyn99
tonight at 8/7c and then on
@nbcwillandgrace
at 9/8c!! 💙❤️
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Can't wait til I'm in my sixties and can write "absolutely stunning!" on my friends' daughters' Insta pics and also we'll be living in space
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I finally joined Twitter! Next stop, the World Wide Web.
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New Sound Advice with
@TheVampsband
is up on
http://t.co/Jedfd3OpXu!
Check it out!
http://t.co/b0vgLH4aXh
@IFC
@ddlovato
#SoundAdvice
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Loving this for us. ❤️
@vanessabayer
and Molly Shannon star in a new comedy, I Love This For You, coming soon to SHOWTIME.
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Hey
@Alanis
, how about, “as the plane LANDED SAFELY he thought, well isn’t this nice” and it’s still ironic because he was so scared of flying and he actually had a really great time?
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I just saw
@ColeEscola
’s show and I I think he might be the most talented human on this earth?
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Perfect, I'll just layer my crewneck sweater over my turtleneck sweater, then throw on a blazer
#soeasytobendmyarms
http://t.co/tfQGPtIEWE
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Why do ppl who got good deals in commercials always make ppl who got less-good deals feel bad? Keep it to yourself you jerks! 🍔🚘
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Was a very confident teen! 😊💙
@MakeAWish
.
@vanessabayer
wanted to meet Jared Leto as a Make-A-Wish kid, but she decided to wait to meet him ‘when they become peers.’
#LSSC
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Giving some Sound Advice to
@MarnieTheDog
. What a little bitch.
@GovBallNYC
#SoundAdvice
http://t.co/A2YCFtGNLC
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I just did the mustard challenge and I challenge you to do it too!
#nomorekidswithcancer
#mustardchallenge
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Congrats to my friend and angel Amy on an AMAZING show!!! Come back soon!! 💙"
@nbcsnl
:
#Zigazigah
#SNL
@amyschumer
”
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HAPPY NEW YEAR YOU SWEET LIL ANGEL BABIES!!! 😇😇😇🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🌠🌠🌠
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This is my 30th tweet and I just want to thank everyone for their support. We only have one life, so why not spend it looking at our phones?
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So excited to share the official trailer for
#ILoveThatForYou
!!! Streaming starts April 29th
@Showtime
🎉🎉
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Inspired by all the New Yorkers I see running, walking and biking along West Street today. ❤️
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A few of our favorite moments from our Best Supporting Actor/Actress nominees. Congrats
@alecbaldwin
,
@vanessabayer
,
@lesdoggg
, and Kate!
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LOVED
@WaitressMusical
!!
@SaraBareilles
is a national treasure and the whole cast is so talented and made me want to eat so much pie!!
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Ok truly excited to be back with my hilarious friends on
@nbcbrooklyn99
tonight on at 8:30/7:30c on
@nbc
!
#brooklyn99
💙💙💙
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Just saw
@TheBigSickMovie
and I cannot recommend it enough. Thank you
@kumailn
and
@emilyvgordon
for sharing your beautiful story.
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AHHHHHH!!!!!!😊🎉💛🎉💛🎉😄
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Thank you
@nytimes
for allowing me to share how productive I am on Sundays! Now I'm going back to sleep...
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Thank you for having me
@colbertlateshow
!! Had so much fun! And look at how sweet we are!Check it out tonight!!
#LSSC
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Feel so bad for pets on tv alone with their owners bc they have to listen to so much exposition
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Good news, honey. Vanessa Bayer and Cheyenne Jackson will be guest starring in an upcoming episode of Will & Grace!
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Look what just came in the mail! HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A VERY SICK BEAR is on sale June 4th! Preorder a copy today with this sweet lil link!:
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So excited to be a part of this very cool new show from the makers of
@sesamestreet
,
#Helpsters
! Watch
#Helpsters
streaming now on the new
@AppleTV
app. 💙
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AHHH!!!
@jonahmbayer
and I are so excited to have
@alyankovic
as our first in-person guest on HDWGW! We’re talkin Quisp cereal, mini-cereal boxes and show rider snacks. Plus, Al humors me by listening to my
@BloomersComedy
college song parodies and once we had the same idea!!🤯❤️
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Some days when I'm in a funk I think about how Gabrielle Carteris is the president of Sag-Aftra and nothing could be more Andrea.
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The cockiest a Midwesterner will ever get is in the middle of a snow storm on the east coast
#nbd
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So much fun at the
#IbizaMovie
premiere last night. Here I am talking about snacks I love! Movie premieres FRIDAY on
@netflix
!!!
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Well if I've learned anything tonight it's that you should drink a lot of beer before making any big decisions?
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What a true dream!
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Had so much fun performing at the University of Minnesota with the truly hilarious
@ItsTheBrandi
. Thanks for having me
@UMNews
!
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Just googled "are trash compactors still a thing" and I'm feeling very productive
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.
@amyschumer
's new comedy special and then
@RealTracyMorgan
returns to host
@nbcsnl
?!! What a night of tv you have ahead of you America!!
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Ok today is the day! HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A VERY SICK BEAR is officially in stores! 📕🐻 I hope you all love this book as much as I do. ❤️
#carebayer
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2019 was the year I published my first children's book! I'm so proud HOW DO YOU CARE FOR A VERY SICK BEAR and truly grateful to everyone who has given it a read! If you'd like to give a copy for the holidays, here's the link:
#carebayer
💙
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Loved getting to talk to my brilliant baby Aidy about her new show Shrill and our Chicago days. 💕
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Was a dream writing this
@nbcsnl
with
@jeremybeiler
and doing with amazing
@RyanGosling
.
@RhysThom2
directed. Ahhh!
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So excited I got to be in
@thelonelyisland
@conner4real
's dope video on
@nbcsnl
and bet my parents are too!
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Very excited to be on
@ModernFam
tonight!! 💛
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Uh oh I just started watching Friday Night Lights from the beginning...
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Ok finished
@RussianDoll
and
@nlyonne
and
@_CharlieBarnett
are amazing and btw so is everyone/everything about it and I’m willing the next season to start ASAP. 🖤
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I mean honestly it’s a treasured classic and the female The Outsiders in terms of its cast! Happy 30th! 🍪
'Troop Beverly Hills' is celebrating its 30th anniversary today
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Trying to make it thru last episode of
@nbcparenthood
with a few tears left in my face. Your born w a set amount right? Or wait that's eggs?
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Sound Advice outtakes!
http://t.co/fzltkURxmd
http://t.co/p1ikzjUYUt”
@teganandsara
@Drake
@HAIMtheband
@FatMike_of_NOFX
@jackantonoff
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Really gonna make 2016 count but season 6 of
@nbcparenthood
is finally on Netflix so see everyone in a week!
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'Will & Grace' (
@WillandGrace
):
@MattBomer
,
@VanessaBayer
and Blythe Danner to Return for Revival's Final Season (Exclusive)
#WillandGrace
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Know it's got a great camera but the best thing about the new iPhone is that you can drop it in a toilet, right?
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Excited to be partnering with
@mmschocolate
for
@RedNoseDayUSA
. Very into both of these things. VERY.
#NosesOn
#ad
#yum
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