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Mike Burkett

@FatMike_of_NOFX

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I play in NOFX and write songs that make people confused.

Van Nuys, Los Angeles
Joined June 2010
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@FatMike_of_NOFX
Mike Burkett
4 years
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Mike Burkett
8 years
If Trump forces Muslims to register, then I'm going to register Muslim. If we all register Muslim. He can't divide us.
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Mike Burkett
7 years
Amazing how many sexist republican assholes follow me on twitter. Keep buying NOFX records you fucking idiots! I'm starting to enjoy this!
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4 years
This is just a test.... Did it work?
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3 years
Is this thing still on?
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Mike Burkett
7 years
RIP Hugh. We all know he died with a mouth on his cock and a pussy on his face! Or maybe he just fell. :/
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Mike Burkett
3 years
February 17th is a beautiful day! #restinhellRush
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3 years
Huge Congrats to my friend MJ Rodriguez for winning a fucking Golden Globe! First trans actor ever!!!!
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8 years
2 favors. 1. If you're a Trump supporter, please stop following me. 2. All others, Please go vote for for Hillary. The world will thank you
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Mike Burkett
5 years
Speaking of bad ideas.... #unsafewords
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Mike Burkett
6 years
amazing!
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Arlen Parsa
6 years
my favorite way to listen to the president is slowed down to 1/2 speed because it reveals how often times his logic is indistinguishable from that of a drunk person:
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Mike Burkett
7 years
I thought she did it better, until she fucking apologized.
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Mike Burkett
7 years
I bet he'll be out of office within a month. No impeachment. The Love child of Veruca Salt and the Oompaloompas will resign like a coward.
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Mike Burkett
8 years
And get over telling me to get over it! I will not get over it and I will fight against the sociopath Donald Trump until he is impeached!
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Mike Burkett
8 years
Groundhog says winter is gonna last 4 years. Bummer.
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Mike Burkett
8 years
Lying makes you a liar and politicians do that. Sexual assault and taking enjoyment in firing people and being a racist makes u a sociopath.
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Mike Burkett
4 years
Told Ya So!!!
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Mike Burkett
4 years
I am getting a tattoo and a pedicure at the same time...
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Mike Burkett
3 years
You’re welcome.
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Mike Burkett
12 years
Avril once gave Derrick 5 cents cuz that was the Sum of 4 &1. Now she just wants her nickle back. Hey Ohh!
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Mike Burkett
8 years
So proud of my daughter and Tony Sly's daughters Fiona and Kiera for being in the Protest today…
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Mike Burkett
8 years
Now he's REALLY the artist formerly known as Prince.
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Mike Burkett
7 years
So fucking stoked that @travisbarker is playing on the Cokie the Clown album. He was the one…
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Mike Burkett
2 years
These just came in the post! Thanks Jim!
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Mike Burkett
8 years
Fuck! This Obama guy is pretty good at talkin! Vote against hate and ignorance tomorrow! Vote for Hillary! It's important! Thank you!
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Mike Burkett
6 years
My baby girl just got the LEAD in High School Musical!!! So proud!!! #Gabriella
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Mike Burkett
7 years
Is Baron upset? Millions of girls were upset when you said their pussies were up for grabs. This is a correct response to a pussy grabber.
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Mike Burkett
7 years
Gosh @frankturner . Those are some of the nicest things anyone has ever said about me. You're a good friend. Let's play shows together soon!
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Matt Stocks
7 years
. @frankturner on the joy of @NOFXband & @FatMike_of_NOFX . Hear the full conversation on Acast & iTunes NOW.🎙
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Mike Burkett
7 years
Enjoy your last golf game asshole!!!!
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Mike Burkett
8 years
It's just amazing to me that someone can like NOFX and support Trump. US democracy is a total farce, but come on... He's a sociopath!
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Mike Burkett
5 years
Proud to present the first record produced by my production team, the Dcomposers #dcomposers #thebombpops
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Mike Burkett
4 years
@Eve6 I can confirm that he does!
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Mike Burkett
7 years
With total sincerity.... this was so fucking awesome!!!! I got to play the best Bad Religion…
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Mike Burkett
6 years
Hey, that's me!
@fataledesigns
Fatale Design
6 years
Fatale Design - Victor's Secret
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Mike Burkett
10 years
The new albums from Lagwagon, Strung Out, and Good Riddance, remind me why I started a label. So fucking good! Thanks for still killing it!
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Mike Burkett
2 years
This is not up for debate.... If you think abortion should be made illegal...YOU"RE WRONG! and you're also a misogynistic shithead!.... and if you don't like my views on women's rights... stop listening to my music. You don't deserve it! Watch full video:
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Mike Burkett
7 years
I just asked my daughter Darla if she liked my Bobblehead or if she thought it was creepy? She said, “Dad it’s creepy, you should have a Barbie Doll instead!” #bestDaughterever !
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Mike Burkett
7 years
New Bad Cop Bad Cop album! The record I've been waiting to put out for years!
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Mike Burkett
8 years
It's not a lesser of 2 evils election! There's a very qualified woman and a racist sexist pig! Take a stand! Make yourself very clear!
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Mike Burkett
8 years
If Ohio goes blue, I will come out and hang out with everyone after the show. Drinks are all on me! Seriously!
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Mike Burkett
8 years
I'm so sick of hearing this election is just the lesser of two evils! No! One is evil and one is very qualified!
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Mike Burkett
11 years
When I first met Eric and Erik I asked them if they wanted to play in a band with me for the next 30 to 40 years. They said sure, so we did.
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Mike Burkett
8 years
The reason Fat is successful is because we have so many super cool and amazing bands. If I don't say it enough. Dear bands, THANK YOU!
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Mike Burkett
7 years
I shamelessly rock out to your band every night before a show. Thanks BG and BR!
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Brett Gurewitz
7 years
Shamelessly rocking out to myself #BadReligion
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Mike Burkett
8 years
I just didn't think all this was gonna happen so fast. I quit my oxy habit, but I have no choice but to start sniffing glue. Desperate times
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Mike Burkett
7 years
I fucking love science!
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jay bentley
7 years
SCIENCE!
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Mike Burkett
6 years
So good!
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Mike Burkett
9 years
Super Sad. We played Bowie when we walked down the aisle last week.
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Mike Burkett
7 years
Dear Bouncing Souls, Molly's, Less than Jake, CJ Ramone , and Hetson and Soto... Please send me your room numbers so I can bug you.
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Mike Burkett
11 years
Fuck yes I did! I got 2 kids. And it was fucking great BTW! Legos are funny! RT @kennyblastoise : Did you go watch the fucking Lego movie?
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Mike Burkett
7 years
Go ahead and give me shit... but Her and Bill at a musical in NYC. HER is 75% of HERO. Which is what she is!!!!!
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Mike Burkett
8 years
THIS is why we live in San Francisco!
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Sarah Karlan
8 years
"Get your shit together."
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Mike Burkett
8 years
The Idiots are Taking Over - Ukulele NOFX cover - YouTube
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Mike Burkett
6 years
Thank you CJM! But My real name is actually John Jacob Jingleheimershmidt, but at least my birthday is on Jan 16th.
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The CJM
6 years
Happy Birthday to punk hero Fat Mike (née Michael John Burkett) born #onthisday in 1967. To celebrate, listen to some NOFX really loudly in your room with the door closed, like we all did in high school.
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Mike Burkett
8 years
Are there people out there that voted for Trump and are starting to regret it after seeing his choices for his cabinet? I'm asking sincerely
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Mike Burkett
7 years
I wanna thank @DougStanhope for having me on his 200th podcast!.... it's only been 10 minutes and I'm already regretting it.
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Mike Burkett
7 years
The hospital was having a 2 for 1 sale. Of course Eric Melvin took advantage of…
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Mike Burkett
7 years
"The only way you're gonna get this gun outta my hand is over my cold goth body" Marilyn Manson 2017
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Mike Burkett
7 years
Birkenstock: Let’s make a commercial with someone who loves our shoes. Director: ok, I know the perfect guy! Birkenstock: go for it!
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Mike Burkett
6 years
Actually really fuckin big in Japan! Hi Standard still rule!
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Fat Wreck Chords
6 years
🙌🏼 We love you Hi-Standard! Domo Arigato for having us at @AIRJAM_official ! ‘The Gift’ on LP comes out November 9th. Preorder now on #fatwreckchords #histandard #airjam2018 #thegift
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Mike Burkett
10 years
Kent, are you sure we signed up for the right show? http://t.co/i52oEOtHbL
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Mike Burkett
6 years
I don’t usually promote albums on social media, but I spent a long time producing this one and I…
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Mike Burkett
8 years
Politics is politics. It's all fucked. But when our daughters are crying...you don't have to write mean things. Just let us mourn. Be civil.
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Mike Burkett
8 years
If I had The Disease, I still wouldn't listen to The Cure
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Mike Burkett
10 years
Alex, if you go to the show on friday I'll buy you a beer. Just don't throw it at me alright?
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Mike Burkett
8 years
Dear Cleveland, if you're coming to our show and you don't wanna see NOFX totally depressed.... Vote for Hillary.
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Mike Burkett
8 years
Hey, I wanna go on @DougStanhope 's podcast. How do I make this happen. He's fuckin funny!
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Mike Burkett
5 years
Dude, I’d love to send you a record! Maybe even record with you again! Write me.
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Mike Burkett
9 years
I'm taking another break from booze and drugs starting tomorrow. I might be grumpy for the next 1-15 days, so kids, don't touch my neck!
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Mike Burkett
9 years
NOFX songs are really hard to play. Just sayin..... Try playing Gasoline or Eat the Meek one day. Punk shouldn't be this difficult. Boooo
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Mike Burkett
6 years
They should start a band called Marilyn Manslaughter. That's not very accurate though. RIP El Duce
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Marilyn Manson
6 years
Trouble in Reverse.
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Mike Burkett
8 years
Is this for real?
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Mike Burkett
7 years
Fuck!
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Stephen Wright
7 years
@FatMike_of_NOFX the triple rock is closing. Please save us and buy it. There will never be another place like it.
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Mike Burkett
9 years
Practicing songs for tour. Uh... Wolves in wolves clothing is the best NOFX album. Sorry PID fans. You're Wrong!
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Mike Burkett
7 years
This is good
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Mike Burkett
10 years
I just saw Tom Morello at LAX. Asked him to take a photo with me. He said no. I said thanks Tom! He said my names not Tom. What a rock star!
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Mike Burkett
7 years
It also says you can only beat them if you’re currently in a militia. Owning a gun was NEVER a right in this country. Just sayin
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Mike Burkett
7 years
There's a lot of great times in my life, but when my daughter showed me this report card.....…
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Mike Burkett
8 years
We make a difference! Don't stand on the sidelines! LOSE FANS! You want a fan that supports Trump at your shows? Fuck them! I'm asking again
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Mike Burkett
8 years
This one's for Tony Sly!
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Funny Or Die
8 years
. @NOFXband 's new song "Oxy Moronic" is an addictive punk rock anthem about the highs and lows of big pharma.
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Mike Burkett
8 years
cuz I'm a pragmatist and an optimist, not a racist, sexist, narcissist! Well.... maybe I have a little narcissism.... but not that bad!
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Mike Burkett
11 years
Punk Rock is a pretty fucking cool community. It really is!
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Mike Burkett
2 years
Try out Fat Mike ultra thin Custom Nylon Picks at a guitar store near you! #guitar #bass #punk #nofx #fatmike #performing
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Mike Burkett
9 years
and have a way better time than everyone else. We made our own rules, and are still having fun, and we are really a family. I thank you all!
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Mike Burkett
8 years
7 different people have said to me,"Your not actually gonna sing those lyrics and release them?" New NOFX album should be titled "Ouch!"
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Mike Burkett
9 years
I'm bad at sincerity, but what an amazing night. I'm so lucky to have so many rad people in my life. It wasn't just a Fat Wreck show tonite
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Mike Burkett
8 years
Hey Chris @propagandhi I was thinking it would be fun to have an online political talk. I enjoy public humiliation AND learning new stuff.
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Mike Burkett
4 years
HEY! @THESAMANTHAMACK IS AMAZING!!! She definitely didn't hack in to my account and type this herself!
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