Chris Redd
@Reddsaidit
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Comedian! Hit the link below for tickets, updates, ALL OF IT!!
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Joined April 2009
Somebody called this Quarantine day 2 and I want to be the first one to let you know you late and you nasty.
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Kamala Harris has the best “I can’t believe this bullshit right HERE” face I have ever seen.
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I’m in this southwest flight aka communism airlines and the flight attendant said “it was a pleasure having most of you on this flight” and man, that’s the kind of petty I support 😂.
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Elizabeth Warren was the choice. We fumbled that shit real bad, y’all.
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I was also there!.
#SNL: Pete Davidson and Jack Harlow deliver Eminem-inspired rap explaining NFTs
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Damn, schools are closing. it’s almost like . THEY NEVER SHOULD HAVE OPENED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
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YOU WOKE UP TO GET THIS MAD AT A RERUN!!!. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ego softer than baby shit.
It’s truly incredible that shows like Saturday Night Live, not funny/no talent, can spend all of their time knocking the same person (me), over & over, without so much of a mention of “the other side.” Like an advertisement without consequences. Same with Late Night Shows. .
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Hell yeah! I was also there!.
‘SNL’: Timothée Chalamet Toots His Flute With Kid Cudi, Pete Davidson For Musical Number
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Just a picture of Pete Davidson, timothee chalamet , Kid Cudi and literally nobody else is there = Y’all media outlets 😂😂
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💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾.
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First I’d call Em sketches 😂.
Throwing out some skit ideas for SNL. What should I do?.
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Aye man, if you think you’re getting “bullied” into getting a vaxx I would say you’ve never been bullied, bruh.
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Whenever people start going back outside, I’ll be waiting two weeks from that point and then going. Ya know. because of common sense.
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Every so often a good friend or family member text me on a Saturday “hey what you doing?! Come hang!” Revealing they do not actually know what I do at all 😂.
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I trust nobody on earth that says with a serious face “I know more about wind then you do”. Not even if you actually study wind.
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I’m also running for president of the United States!!!!!!.
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You can miss me with the whole “just be calm” argument about police when you can get shot for “being asleep”.
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Before somebody else ask, pitching a sketch idea to Eddie Murphy was like reading a scripture to Jesus.
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Biden got me ready for a boring adult ass president maaaaaan!!.
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If you smoke weed and run at Olympic speeds you deserve a medal before the fucking race begins.
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Kate McKinnon is one of the best people I’ve had the pleasure to work with and know and that heart on her is gold.
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Hold up, Morgan Wallen shook my hand at SNL good nights and was saying nigger the whole time?! Damn, I want my handshake back, bruh!.
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Cropped but not forgotten!!! 😂 Tonight!!!!
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I could probably get erased from my own Dick pic if I dropped one 😂😂😂.
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If you’re still an undecided voter I want to see the last 10 decisions you’ve made about ANYTHING . .
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I’ve heard some wild arguments against wearing mask like “it’s the government attempting to control us!!” Like they’ve never heard of capitalism or societal norms or traditions or holidays or taxes or net neutrality or voter suppression or target marketing or media or or or or.
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VULTURE IN ON IT HAHSKDJJAGSHDGS LMAOOOOOO JUSTICE!!!.
Is that a weird little flute in your pocket or are you just happy to see Chris Redd on SNL?
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But you’re not, tho. On looks or funny you cornball lmaoooo.
Hey @nbcsnl —not sure who this woman is you have playing me but I am much better looking than this. 😂Next time just reach out and I’ll play myself. That way the skit will actually be funny and America might even tune in to the show again! .#SaturdayNightLive
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For the last year and some change I’ve lived on set. Tested every day and vaxxed, no real outside life. Had my first weekend off recently, slept 3 days, and woke up with Covid. I don’t know what strain this is but I got this ignorant bastard by myself. It’s out here, vax up.
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I want WHO to know while dummy might be pulling out, you can send me science updates directly because I like science. Thanks.
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I’ve always prided myself on being a hustler but then I had a Postmates bike over some Wendy’s at 3am and it was still hot and I just think that muthafucka deserves a boat, today.
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If you were ever confused about what white privileged looks like, Harvey Weinstein went to a young actors event expecting a chill evening.
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That’s. that’s not even Beto’s job tho. The NRA tweets like a drunk father that lost his kids for good reasons.
If Joe Biden wins – Mike Bloomberg wins – and Beto O'Rourke will be knocking on your door for your AR-15.
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Megan twerked while fighting for justice and I don’t know anything better than that. Goodnight.
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“Jason Momoa is on @nbcsnl Saturday?! I’ve been meaning to come by the show and support you! Think this is a good weekend?!?!!?”. - Every woman I’ve ever known in my life this week. 🙄.
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When y’all interviewer’s ask us about Pete & Kim, what EXACTLY are y’all looking for info wise?! Lol like “WHAT?! NO I HATE THE THOUGHT OF THIS UNION!!” Shit is weird , ask me if my parents are still together! That’s something I actually have stake in!.
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The nail in the coffin patience of petty that is Eddie’s Cosby joke is what every comic, person, being on earth wants when they win a beef that has been going on for over 30 years. Checkmate, my guy!!!.
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I hate how happy I am about a verdict of a case where the outcome was OBVIOUS AS SHIT FROM THE BEGINNING N WE ALL SAW IT but nice to know life works out like it should, sometimes.
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GIVE THOSE TEACHERS EVERYTHING THEY NEED NOW!!.
Three @nbcsnl cast members wore @CTULocal1 shirts at the end of the show, too: Cecily Strong, Alex Moffat and @Reddsaidit
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I’m working on a relief fund for front line protestors who may contract COVID19 over the next couple of weeks due to body to body contact. I would hate for my people fighting for justice struggle later because of it. If you would like to help, let’s connect!.
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Bringing 100 goons to SNL just sounds like a logistical nightmare, fam.
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My god 😂😂😂 bro, my acting THAT good?! Lmaoooo didn’t think I would be doing this so early but #Iwastheretoo lmaoooooooooo jk kinda.
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I’m at a very fancy event and an actress I’ve watch my whole life waved in my direction and I waved back. She was waving at somebody behind me. Now I’m still waving trying to find an alibi behind her. We’re at an auction. I just bought something I can’t afford. Help.
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Had to lift em up for that 30 year callback!!! 😂 He KILLED it!!.
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I want all politicians for just ONE day to not tweet and instead focus on why a $600 stimulus check is a dusty ass insult to most people living on earth right now.
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Partner in crime n grind!!!!! I’m just trying to act like I’m used to this life, b! Let’s go!!.
It’s that work in LA on Fridays, work in New York on Saturdays kinda life, but we livin it!✈️ Glad to have my buddy, @Reddsaidit along with me for the ride!! #Kenan #SNL
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Real talk the hate for this WAP song is really fucking weird to me.
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I get to work with geniuses every week!!!.
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Space Force will forever be the dumbest name for a government and I’ll always judge the adults in the room that let it happen.
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A very bright spot in my second pandemic birthday. Thank you 🙏🏾!!!.
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If my violin teacher could see me now. she would say “yup, just as I remembered him”.
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Was so happy to write this one with my bro @kenanthompson & @BTuckertime playing brothers @Twinsthenewtren and I hope y’all show them love!!! Shout out to @heidilgardner for sending the video of them over!! Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
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Raise your hand if you’re cussing out counties you’ve never heard of for the first time today.
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I could tell Dune was getting a sequel from the way they put “part 1” on the title screen of the first one. #moviedetectivebitch.
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Bitch, I’m from New York. Let’s go!!.
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SEASON 2 OF #KENAN CONFIRMED!!!!! 🙏🏾 LET’S GET IT!!!.
Congratulations to the amazing @kenanthompson @iamKimrie @DonJohnson @Reddsaidit @DaniandDannah @taylizlou @fortunefunny on a second season!!#kenan #broadwayvideo @nbc #.
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Permission.
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Say something that’s actually true, Candace! Something like “This can’t be me! I have the energy of a person everybody ignores in group chats and family events”.
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Did another one. 😌.
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My childhood and love for music would not have been the same without this man. DMX was easily my favorite artist growing up. I had every album, every ruff Ryder song, followed any artist he endorsed. Man. RIP the dog. There will never be another like him.
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I think I’ve had this tweet loaded and ready to go for about 7 years now and here it is again:. TABASCO SAUCE ISN’T REAL HOT SAUCE IT IS TANGY JUICE!!!.
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This R. Kelly interview had a ton of triggering things in it. but can we just let him know he doesn’t have to check if cameras are on 5 times mid-interview? They don’t turn them off right before you get MORE hysterical, guy.
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I tried to use a white noise machine but couldn’t figure out how to fall asleep to the sound of people calling the police on a loop.
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YES. There is so much more to do. YES. This is just the beginning of a LOT OF change that still needs to be implemented but LET US HAVE THIS DAY, DAMMIT!!. Y’all vibe killaz start a group chat and talk amongst yourselves, thanks!. - management.
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I once read a YouTube comment about myself that said:. “That dude looks like handsome squidward from Spongebob”. I’m still laughing at that comment and that was 9 years ago.
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Ok, now I love this!!!.
Loving him was Redd. 😘.
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“If I was at that school shooting I would have punched through the wall and caught all the bullets. Then somersault kick the shooter. Then, gave all the teachers guns and teach them somersaults before lunch.” - y’all president that hasn’t fought anything but accusations.
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I was handed a complimentary fig bar and said “what am I supposed to do with this shit?!” I gotta get better at being outside, man.
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If anybody is looking for personal training session I am available. No, i’m not certified. No, I don’t own a gym. Yes, I am available to train you. No, none of this will help you be stronger. Yes, I can train you. Yes, it will be wrong the whole time. Call today. The number is 34.
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How Mel Gibson making the sequel when Jesus hasn’t made the sequel?!?!!?!?!?!?!.
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Yo. This is BEYOND wild! Y’all know good and well that ain’t @eggy_boom pic and should be able to tell the difference. Who is working at these places, gang?!.
Aaaand under the heading of “WTF”, an example of why we are in this position as a society. The American News Service can’t tell the difference between Ego Nwodim and Chris Redd?
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Owen Wilson has been one of my favorite actors to watch for a long time and he’s hosting @nbcsnl tonight for the premiere with music by @KaceyMusgraves so tune in like you were already going to!!.
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Made this Cut for Time @nbcsnl sketch “The Hero” with @streetseidell , @mikeyfuntime and Gary Richardson! Directed by @paulbriganti .Watch the full joint here:.
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TABASICO SAUCE IS NOT HOT SAUCE IT IS TANGY JUICE. FIGHT ME.
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REGINA. KING. Hsuahejslkajegfksnsjebs.
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Congrats, Simon! I was one of the people that watched and liked! Show title still goofy as hell! Lol It’s why I watched! Hi, I’m a comedian 👋🏾.
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Hi, good morning , THIS ISN’T ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!! ARREST THE COPS THAT KILLED THIS WOMAN!! Putting them “under review” is some bullshit.
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Lol the people that swear they aren’t watching SNL anymore ALWAYS drop years on you like they did a real bid. “I’ve been watching for 35.3 n 1/2 years until today” ok, bud. 😂😂.
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