Streeter Seidell
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writer for @nbcsnl now and @collegehumor then
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Written with my lad
@mikeyfuntime
. James went through this with us and filled it with real Scottish slang. His promise to us: "My friends in Glasgow will understand it but nobody in America will." I think that's a promise he's kept.
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The Dog Head Man team.
@mikeyfuntime
and
@martinmherlihy
and Matilda and her handlers
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Had the privilege of writing this with
@BTuckertime
and
@mikeyfuntime
This is my favorite Eddie character from SNL and I hope we did it justice. Very much a dream come true
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Wrote this with my guy
@mikeyfuntime
from an idea by
@DavidKHarbour
and apparently
@lilyallen
(!!!) Directed to perfection by
@paulbriganti
AND I got to play my 6th monster on SNL - Cookie Monster.
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As it always is with a Chad, written with
@mikeyfuntime
and Pete, directed by
@paulbriganti
Impressive edit too. We wrapped on Saturday at 3am. This was done in 21 hours. The
@nbcsnl
production team is incredible
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Kate vouched for me 8 years ago when I was up for a job at SNL. Then
@mikeyfuntime
Kate and I wrote the first one of these 7 years ago and I’m pretty sure it’s the reason I still work there. So thank you Kate. May your drainer and stainer have many more adventures
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Almost a year ago
@heidilgardner
and started talking about this. Glad we finally got it done. Written with Heidi, directed by Adriana Robles and Hannah levy
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A spiritual sequel to our Dunkin one from a few years back. Written with Dooley himself
@mikeyfuntime
and directed by
@paulbriganti
Real Bostonians agree. Sam Adams Pumpkin Ale is a winnah.
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A dog acts like a toddler. A cat acts like a 28 year old unemployed kid who still lives at home.
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Brazil should have let the U.S. join the game at halftime. Cuz if you wanna beat Germany, America has to join in when it's half over.
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This was a monster to write with
@Lin_Manuel
and
@jeremybeiler
but damn I think it turned out great. Enjoy!
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Americans who are anti-immigration are like former waiters who don’t tip.
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Written with
@danbulla
@Reddsaidit
and
@kenanthompson
Hannah Levy behind the lens,
@JPONDATRACK
with the beat.
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SNL has the best prop people in the game. Here is the sketch I sent for Adam Drivers weird weapon in our Medieval Times sketch and it’s EXACTLY what they made (
@MonkeyBoysProd
)
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Very real. Very true. Very painful thing I wrote with
@annadrezen
and
@mikeyfuntime
Directed by homeowner
@paulbriganti
yeah sex is great but have you ever gone on zillow
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For everyone who is wondering, the Macy’s ad we did on SNL was not a “branded sketch.” To the best of my knowledge we’ve never done one. I wish we had. I’d have more money. But sadly it’s just not the case.
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Written with
@mikeyfuntime
Directed by
@mikediva
All around a really really amazing job on everything - costumes, props, makeup, sets. Just awesome. And a huge accomplishment for our editors and VFX artists. This was all done in 3.5 days. Incredible talent
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I wonder who decided to start putting erect nipples on mannequins. Because someone decided to do that. That didn’t just happen.
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Read the thrilling, heroic tale of two idiots writing a comedy sketch
An Oral History of ‘Washington’s Dream,’ the Best ‘SNL’ Sketch in Years
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Wrote this with
@mikeyfuntime
directed by
@hanlevy
and Adriana Robles Featuring my new favorite
@kenanthompson
character.
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The most inaccurate thing about 2015 in Back To The Future II is that it's raining in California when Marty and Doc arrive
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Watch tonight! (Or record it and watch with your kids tomorrow).
@mikeyfuntime
and I love it and we hope you do too
The David S. Pumpkins Animated Special comes to
@nbc
this Saturday at 11:30 followed by SNL Presents: Halloween!
#DavidSPumpkinsHalloween
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Hello sharks. First please try my yummy iced tea! *they drink* I am seeking $1,000,000 for a 0% stake in my poison iced tea antidote company
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If you have an asshole dog it's cuz you're an asshole. You made your dog an asshole. If you have an asshole cat it's cuz you have a cat.
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It takes Pitbull to make Ke$ha my favorite part of a song
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Written with
@FrenchTroast
and
@mikeyfuntime
Little Orphan Cassidy just wants to be adopted
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I wonder who drops the N word more, rappers on stage or country singers in private?
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Sometimes you have an idea 15 years late but you have to do it. (Written with
@mikeyfuntime
) (directed by Hannah Levi and Adriana Robles) Many thanks to all the pop punk bands of my youth
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Home for the Holidays - written with
@mikeyfuntime
directed by
@paulbriganti
To get to do this with Eddie Murphy and
@MayaRudolph
(and our amazing cast) was incredible (also lots of help from
@jasminepierce
!)
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Written with
@shrimpJAJ
@andrew_vinny
@danbulla
Directed by
@mikediva
Thanks to my buddy
@MatthewPyn92570
for tracking all the guitars
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Threesome - SNL via
@YouTube
written with
@mikeyfuntime
with an assist from
@will_stephen
Shoutout to the SNL set dec/design crew who do things like set the time right on the bedside clock without anyone asking. Best in the biz
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Here's Kate McKinnon absolutely destroying in a sketch I wrote with her and
@mikeyfuntime
.
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Take Me Back - directed by Hannah Levy and Adriana Robles, written with
@becbenit
Shout out to my old friend Keith from high school for supplying his name.
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Americans who are anti-immigration are like former waiters who don't tip.
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Wrote this with
@mikeyfuntime
and
@Reddsaidit
Directed by
@paulbriganti
@JJWatt
helped a lot with the concept and gave us a lot of great lines. We shot it at
@CitiField
so I got a little
@Mets
tour too. All around fun experience.
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If you ever feel bad about how many followers you have just remember that Jesus only had 12.
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The heroic tale of two idiots who wouldn’t give up on a dumb idea
Mikey Day, Heidi Gardner, Kenan Thompson, and more SNL cast and crew detail the amazing alchemy that saved SNL’s Beavis and Butt-Head sketch.
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I bet selfies are going to confuse anthropologists. "And then in like 2010 I guess they all just turned their cameras around?"
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Here’s the source material. The real NYC choking poster
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Written with
@mikeyfuntime
Beyoncé answers hot questions while eating even hotter wings
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"Is Heaven missing an angel? Certainly. His name is Satan and he was cast out by God for his treachery.”
#ReligiousPickUpLines
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Urkel Reboot - SNL via
@YouTube
written with scum bag
@mikeyfuntime
directed by Hannah Levy
@Reddsaidit
and
@kenanthompson
are as usual fantastic
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I’m 32 years old and the information is a few clicks away. But part of me likes that I have no idea how they steer hot air balloons.
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Nobody is waiting for the future to come quite like the CEO of Dippin Dots
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We should replace on hold music with a trivia game you can play against other people on hold. Winner's call get taken first.
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It’s great how America had a whole revolution over the price of tea and then instantly stopped giving a shit about tea.
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I bet selfies are going to confuse anthropologists. "And then in like 2010 I guess they all just turned their cameras around?"
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When people don’t wear seat belts in cars I’m like, “Whatever, more life for me."
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Children's clothing ad - written with my fellow breeder
@mikeyfuntime
and directed by
@DoronMaxHagay
This wasn't hard to write. This is my life with a 3 year old and 1 year old.
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For everyone saying the Dunkin Donuts sketch on SNL was sponsored, you are mistaken. That said, if DD wants to give me $ I'd be thrilled
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I told my grandfather I eat lunch at a place called Just Salad and he hit me with the butt of the rifle he used to kill Nazis.
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Man, you know the Australian Prime Minister is doing a terrible job when Americans know the name of the Australian Prime Minister.
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Being married is like adding a comments section to your life.
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Thanks for the David S Pumpkins love but please credit
@mikeyfuntime
and
@bibbymoynihan
as writers too! Theyre geniuses, Im genius-adjacent
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Just a quick note to say congrats to
@paulbriganti
on a great five year run at
@nbcsnl
A genius director and a very nice man. Look no further than our Grouch trailer from 2 years ago to see what this man can pull off in a day
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I like my coffee the way I like my women: from Dunkin Donuts.
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You set ONE sketch at UConn and come home to this 4 hours later. You're good Huskies.
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As soon as they make a cure for dying I’m totally getting a motorcycle.
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I'm anti-violence right up until I see two bros get into a bar fight. Then I'm basically a shrieking, excited monkey.
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This guy driving in front of me right now keeps texting. So unsafe. I'll try to get a pic of him if I can catch up.
#safetyfirst
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Whenever you’re sad about the world just remember that at least one time someone let out a huge fart right before an earthquake hit.
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I bet at one point in the early 80s Pepsi toyed with an ad campaign along the lines of "Have a Coke problem? There is help. Pepsi."
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I wish I loved anything the way country singers love their trucks.
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Written with
@mikeyfuntime
directed by
@paulbriganti
𝗨𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗼𝘀𝘀 𝗦𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹:
𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗡𝗼𝘄?
Kylo Ren is back to check in on the First Order’s interns.
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Written with Bowen, with an assist from
@alex3nglish
directed by Amber Schaefer
Introducing Straight Male Friend
(available everywhere except therapy)
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99 Red Balloons has to be the most cheerful song about a nuclear apocalypse ever written.
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Hobbit Office - Saturday Night Live - YouTube - If you have half as much fun watching this as Bobby...
http://t.co/vSx3CWBOzQ
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Fuck whichever part of evolution gave teeth nerve endings.
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From
@mikeyfuntime
and I with an assist from
@jasminepierce
Come and play with us, Dad
– these twins, probably
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iPhone case that's also a vape pen. That's how I get rich
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How the SNL makeup team turned me into Sasquatch -
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Written wjth
@mikeyfuntime
who is my softener
Folks, welcome to the Universal Studios Orlando Tram Tour.
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Let us never forget the tragic Dance Floor Shawty Fire of 2009. If someone had just called 911 those Shawties would be alive today.
#RIP
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I wonder how long Fruit Stripes scientists struggled to make the flavor last longer before giving up and settling on 4 seconds.
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You don't know pressure until you've tried to parallel park in front of a group of NYC middle schoolers.
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Vulture's oral history of David Pumpkins. All your questions will be answered
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Written with
@mikeyfuntime
directed by
@paulbriganti
Based on every single ad on TV right now.
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Mr. Rogers had two children which means that there were at least two times when Mr. Rogers was not very Mr. Rogers-y
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