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@RuthDavidsonMSP . Ooooh this is a fun game!
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Storming performance by @joannaccherry on C4 after #BrexitVote taking no prisoners with the DUPs Sammy Wilson and scaring Rees-Mogg #SaorAlba 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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“THE NORTH”
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Mhairi Black……telling truths and upsetting people 😂👏
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Across Europe: everyone isolating at home to save lives. Aberdeen: 11,000 folk pack in to watch Lewis Capaldi..... 🤷‍♂️
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Ellen in Cleland booking an appointment with Barry her hairdresser and giving a shoutout to @NicolaSturgeon on BBCNews 😂😂
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@RuthDavidsonMSP .yay another match - this game is easy!
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‘Dundonians are natives of what Scottish city?’ #thechase
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That’s some way to sign off Boris’s press conference! 😂
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The Labour Party has banned its members from being affiliated to Republic, the peaceful anti-monarchy campaigners. BUT allow Orange Order members to be politicians…….
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So 10,000 rangers fans travelled to Blackpool yesterday to watch their team, a flute band play on park at half time and were able to sing ‘all the tunes’. But everything is being done to stamp out bigotry...? @ScottishFA @spfl
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Scotland 2024; where emailing a virology expert during a pandemic is a bigger crime than handing away billions in PPE/covid testing.
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Isn’t it amazing the BBC have absolutely no footage of the widespread fighting and rioting tonight in Glasgow. AGAIN.
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Michelle Mone sketch
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Sunday Mail full of hate - £2.10. Food bank ‘family bag’ - £2.04. #YourChoice
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@Douglas4Moray Can you see the Scottish & Welsh borders? Aye, that’s because the actions worked.
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Strange the BBC don’t post headline stories on travel costs for UK gov Liz Truss as Foreign Sec private jet hires: £500,000 Australia £300,000 Indonesia/Thailand/Malaysia £96,000 Saudi Arabia £105,000 Baltics
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@stellarossssa Miriam Margolyes
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Grant Shapps to defend this gigantic cluster fuck today (as Boris too scared)
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Since Ian Murray is trying to be the new Ruth Davidson and hates himself being photoshopped.....
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The most accurate Scottish scene ever in a film ever 😂🙈 #OutlawKing
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@OwenJones84 @tartancobweb Here’s the clip and evidence
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Carmichael is currently accused of hiding a laptop with evidence for his trial. He then tried to pass off his legal bill to the complainants. @severincarrell why no updated coverage of this?
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Carmichael just lit the gas lamps 🔥 The screenshot below is the moment that I realised that the laptop that had been hidden in my home didn’t have campaign secrets for NE Fife, but was in fact hidden evidence from Alasdair Carmichael’s trial. #AskAlex @scotlibdems
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If you missed tonight’s @Channel4News - here is their report fae Moray with the hapless Douglas Ross. Enjoy.
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Remember that the BBC sent no cameras to the day long demonstration on Kenmure Street, Glasgow. All footage of that day is from the public.
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@DaftLimmy But he milked the coo himsel...
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@Ukraine Justin Timberlake predicted this: ‘The bridges were burned Now it's your turn, to cry Crimea River Crimea River Crimea River’
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My parents live in rural Scotland, are over 70 and also have health issues. However, I have followed the law and not travelled to see them.
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What does middle England think of Scotland, Wales & NI?
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If Murrel is guilty of doing something with SNP money let’s see him in court. BUT why the fuck are the police sitting on the tory scandal of billions of tax payers money spent on over priced and unusable PPE.
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Ex-Glasgow councillor guilty of taking £8,000 charity cash 🔴Again strange the party is omitted when it’s nae SNP🤷‍♀️
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Extraordinary car-crash interview with Labours Rutherglen candidate: ❌Didn’t vote Labour at previous election ❌Accepts Brexit ❌Accepts two child cap ❌Accepts bedroom tax ❌Accepts migrant barges ❌Supports UK Labour policy on nuclear weapon renewal…
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If it were the SNP leadership accused of hiding a laptop in a court case…..can you imagine the frenzy! Carmichael, Rennie & Cole Hamilton all seemingly implicated. Then the resulting case for legal fees…. Silence.
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WE HAVE REACHED PEAK GRIEVING? Sir Lindsay Hoyle on the BBC just stated tomorrow will be “the greatest event the world will have ever seen”
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Clearly the Labour Gala in Glasgow was going to be used in PR before Starmer was accosted on the train. 500 suits paying handsomely for tables with ice buckets of wine. Sarwar trailing round behind Starmer like a sad obedient puppy.
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Tommy Robinson visited a cattle fertility business today.... #milkshake
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Rats pouring out of the grounds of The Royal London Hospital to feed on overflowing commercial waste. Can you imagine the press if it was up here at the Queen Liz/Royal Infirmary/Ninewells/ARI?
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This is hilarious, the girl handing leaflets over Dickies shoulder - is refused every time 😂😂😂🙈
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I spent this morning talking to commuters at Glasgow Central about Labour's plans to make ScotRail a public service again and give travellers fairer fares. Scotland's transport system should work for the many, not the few. #RealChange
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Never forget: “we’re not genetically programmed to make decisions in Scotland” @JohannLamont
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Tonight in Ferguslie Park:
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Each time you see a bi-lingual road-sign, smile and imagine how much it upsets the ultra Unionists.
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Second most popular is Better Togethers spin guru letting slip their fake social media accounts
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I always like to give my sources:
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@HTScotPol Scottish Labour Party Conf:
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@spectator What, Allegra your bosses wife?
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@stucoates @JamieHolePunch @wolfblitzer Are you trying tae send him tae Dalmarnock???!? 😳😳😳
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Highlights of that Truss press conference
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@carolecadwalla The Scottish indy was a precursor and the British state admitted they played dirty to win.
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The Zielsdorf family who moved to Strathspey & revived a closed business have been deported by UK gov who changed rules on their visa.
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@The_JamesJordan @iScotNews Hi James, I’m a Nigerian Prince. I have money I need to escape from bad men. Send me you bank details ASAP....
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‘Hello is that the Montgomery County Transport Police? Its Ian Murray MP here, there is a black woman illegally riding on the front seat of my bus’
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Classic Scottish comedy: Wank Wank Total Wank Good guy Wank
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“WHATS MA FUCKIN NAME” 🤣 #BlackDouglas #OutlawKing
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6th - a unionist with zero self awareness �
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Can we find this man so I can buy him a pint (Theresa May in Bolton today) 😂😂👏👏
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Well done to @bill_mcbain on spotting what @murdo_fraser has been RT’ing links to...
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Just stop oil protest sketch
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Tory MP @AndrewBowie_MP sneering about rain on twitter. Hours later train derailed and on fire due to flooding in his constituency....
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Douglas Ross & Ross Thomson playing a game of who is the biggest idiot on a daily basis. 🙈😂
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@RuthDavidsonPC Give back yer peership then!
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@scottlynch78 @cee4cat I was taught the species as the ‘Giant running bears’ with a potential top speed of 40mph in open terrain. That name sticks in my memory.
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@Tucker5law @Baddiel Two more, the one on the woman’s back is 😳
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Panic on Newsnight as health expert praises Scottish Covid19 response. Editor must have been screaming in her ear to get the interruption in. 🚨🚨🚨
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Wee angry Union Jack Dougie flew all the way to the US to listen to a reading of the declaration of Arbroath…..😂
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🚨EXCLUSIVE: Douglas Ross, Scottish Conservative leader, has been spotted at Tartan Week in New York. It comes despite his party frequently attacking SNP/Green ministers for taking overseas work trips.
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I’m no legal expert but is the BBCs favourite virology expert not calling for ethnic cleansing below? #bbcgms
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@nolanwpeterson Justin Timberlake predicted this: ‘The bridges were burned Now it's your turn, to cry Crimea River Crimea River Crimea River’
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37 deaths in the last 24h in Scotland.
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I think the BSL guy sums up the thoughts of most of the country here.... #BorisJohnson #covidbriefing
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@policescotland can you please investigate?
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I’ve heard the good news that that group that keep blocking the roads across the country, causing a public nuisance and are all dressed up in Orange can now get jailed for 12 months ….
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Douglas Ross - the man to save the Union apparently
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‘you guys look busy but do you want to hear about how bad the SNP are?’
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**GUESS WHO**🙄 War in Ukraine: Scots firms still operating in Russia
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A DECADE on Anas Sarwar still can’t answer these simple questions
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Labour are celebrating their success to get @scotgov Covid19 briefings removed from BBC Scotland.
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Scotland’s tories....
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Imagine demanding a debate in parliament as you mate has been laughed at 😂😂🙈🙈🙈 #DayJob
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Irony overload #unionists
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The never before disloyal Bowie resigning in protest days before the Ross story breaks reminds me of the never before disloyal Ross resigning in protest at the Cummings scandal before he usurped Carlaw as Scottish Tory leader..... 🤷‍♂️🇬🇧
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Scottish Labour 2019
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@frankieboyle Where’s the Home Sec?
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Today saw the perfect example of how the media and opposition pedal lies to attack @scotgov : 1) BBC ask question on rumour 2) @NicolaSturgeon gives clear answer over 3 min quashing rumour 3) Press just publish false rumour 4) @LabourRichard uses press coverage to attack NHS
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If you want to see utter hypocrisy if the highest order - here you go ⬇️ George Foulkes demanding state broadcasters (like the BBC) are left impartial and free from political pressure. #BBCScotland
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Never forget. Labour danced as we cried. All they cared was in 'beating' Alex Salmond - not about Scotland's future.
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BBCs Glenn Campbell has rant
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@ionafyfe Showing their respects to all the armed forces veterans by flying a Nazi SS themed flag.
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