Spookyspoon
@Spookyspoon16
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Unapologetic feminist who refused to get an account until the dick-tater wannabe was kicked off. Came for the twitterstorians, stayed for the shade.
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@AdamPitchel
@ConSelfOwns
When a woman is convinced to override her instincts she is in trouble. In this case, so are her kids.
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@1223MCMXC
@InternetH0F
I was 22 when I started dating my husband who was 18. We've been together over 25 years.
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@TommyLavinTST
@ask_aubry
The baby is 3 months, he doesn't help, and he asks for a DNA test. He lucky she didn't get physically violent on him. The nerve.
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@oldhockeycards
@MadScientistFF
I legitimately enjoy 90's music. It's better than the mass produced garbage of today.
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@cutienataliaa
@InternetH0F
Never disrespect any janitor. They are working an honest job and might know where you left your keys.
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@defi_raf
@insultsrare
Men who go after virgins just want a woman who doesn't know the touch of a real man, because he knows he can't deliver.
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@ZELLKLUMPEN
@Emerald37227481
Why should women and girls be physically punished for being victims of a crime? My rapist served 6 months; pregnancy is 10 months. Make it make sense.
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@aidsisverybad
@Kissmyazz24
It's not a baby killer. It's birth control. Once a woman sees one of those, she no longer wants to have sex.
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@ask_aubry
17 (but looked younger) I went to a music store at a mall with my mom on xmas eve. I looked in a different section from my mom. A man immediately stood behind me and stayed there. I assumed he was security and went to my mom. Looking back he was a perv.
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@Yungandwoke20
@ask_aubry
Feminism isn't some kind of sorcerer that put a spell on people. Many women legitimately did not want to have kids. Their instinct is to do something else with their lives. There's nothing wrong with that.
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@MJSerraPhD
@ConSelfOwns
Conservatives are boycotting so many things eventually they will just end up at home with nowhere to go. I'm ok with that.
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@ConSelfOwns
I never knew pedophilia was as big of a problem as it is until conservatives started telling on themselves.
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@TXWomenRESIST
So, let me see, the man deposits the sperm, then the woman must do something that makes her pregnant. It must always be the woman's fault, not the sperm depositor. Did I get that right?
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@Paultheheretic
There are other things you could add to the list like credit cards and bank accounts.
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@BadMedicalTakes
There are few tweets that really piss me off, but this did. If a man cannot control himself around an ovulating woman, then he should not be allowed in public unsupervised.
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@Stormy_70
@Paultheheretic
Now that it's not required, would you were a mask if sick and entering a crowded area or a medical facility?
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@TommyLavinTST
I've noticed in the past couple of years conservatives have been trying to rehash the Satanic Panic as if no one remembered it.
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@SirenDesignsWey
@ask_aubry
End it with, " I am looking forward to attending your next wedding".
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@nicole_mtclem
@ask_aubry
I had a co-worker that was bragging about only sleeping with virgins. I asked if it was because they didn't know the touch of a real man. The place went silent for quite a while. Turns out he was also married.
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@shesbonky
Why is anyone messing with an Olympic athlete? Isn't that like telling Beyonce that she didn't quite hit a note?
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@TommyLavinTST
@AmiriKing
It's kind of sad how many are pointing out that KKK were democrats without acknowledging that they switched parties after the passing of the Civil Rights Act by a democratic president. The KKK even openly endorsed trump.
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@chels_eaalberta
Are we supposed to take advice from someone who can't spell necessary with spellchecker.
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@DoomScroling
I've heard from people who have regretted having children. This doesn't mean we should ban people from having children.
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@ask_aubry
A guy is 50 and has "goals already". He should have had goals in his 20's if he wanted a woman in her 20's. Why do these men wait so long for a relationship?
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@lilbanditea
@ask_aubry
At work I had an old man offer me a tip. I told him "no thank you". Before I could explain that I could be fired for accepting a tip he yelled at me and threatened to spit in my face if I didn't take his money. Sometimes it's safer to accept the gift.
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@ask_aubry
As the mom of a girl who looks like her dad and has much of his personality, I am very happy her dad spends time with her. We each have our roles in her life. I've never thought of her as a co-wife. Ewww.
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@getabass
@godlywomanhood
Oh. Fuck. No.
My daughter is just preteen now, but if she is ever in that situation, I would welcome her back with open arms.
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@AP
My local cc has an agreement with state 4-year college. If someone takes the transfer program and keeps their grades above a certain level they can transfer all their credits to the school and attention the 4-year school tuition free for the remainder of their degree.
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@ask_aubry
So, the cases where the cancer was only discovered during autopsy, what happened there?
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@VixxxViolet
@ask_aubry
Years ago, I saw a show (I think it was called The Human Body) where they used a dildo with a camera inside to show the uterine upsuck. The cervix actually dips down. It was cool.
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@OctoberFerguson
Ladies, remember to memorize the fake number. When I was in hs, girls would give out the number of the local police department. 😉
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@TitusNation
I got my booster and flu shot on Monday and still can't get metal to stick to my skin. What am I doing wrong?
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@ask_aubry
Umm, what? I had an engaged work friend tell me she got into a fight with her fiance who then pushed her against the wall and started choking her. I told her straight out not to marry him. She said he would change. I said "not for you".
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@zoneoneforlife
@AngryBlackLady
There are plenty of people having kids willingly. There is no need to force it.
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@ChrisValentino0
@InternetH0F
Ah, the 90's, when you didn't have to worry about the dunbass shit you did ending up on the internet.
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@ProximaDArt
@ask_aubry
Statements like this hit harder when you're the parent of an 11 year old girl. I am hyper-protective of her and can't imagine her in such a situation.
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@punkrockproseco
@7freespeech
@_pinkrantz
Two weeks. It comes with trump's healthcare plan and everything else he promised.
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@KristenElduen
@ask_aubry
This is why I was confused. Is she supposed to be a closeted feminist?
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@jhaubein
@cmclymer
@MsBlaireWhite
If you see a bulge in my pants it's my wallet. I didn't blow all my money on a cult leader or an emotional support gun.
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@Capblyatbeard
@RPSizzle
My first that was "that is the gayest shirt I've ever seen". Even a shirt covered in penises would be less gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
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@captainlivingal
@ask_aubry
When I was 13 I used to vomit till I passed out every month. It's pretty serious for some of us.
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@jochen_roeder
@Provokethoughtz
The death part may have been exaggerated, but he was making a point. Most crazy ex-boyfriend stories don't end well. I have an ex-boyfriend who tried to kill me. The EMT said I was lucky to be alive. I didn't feel lucky at the time.
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@tartabasura
@_nomadic_soul
Funny thing is pregnancy rhinitis was my first symptom. So, it was kind of like having a really long cold (with weight gain, and cramping, sore boob's, etc.).
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@allyzielinski
Pet dogs do not belong in places that don't specifically state "Pets Allowed". Pet dogs do not belong in grocery stores.
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@Harpaggie2001
@vexedinthecity
My vote isn't based on skin color. My vote is so we don't become nazi Germany.
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@JassoleHug72277
@MannyTrejo
@MakarenYland
@Anthony94563774
@Markfry809
I get the joke. It's old, and you're still hiding.
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@Mintlolz
@1223MCMXC
@InternetH0F
We were both adults. It was his idea to start dating and his idea to get married. How is that pedo?
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@BadMedicalTakes
Apparently, I must have been sitting here thinking "what is the dumbest fucking thing I could see on the internet today", because this popped up on my screen.
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@mail_american
@DonLew87
Words from the guy who saw the evidence you did not see. You have been brainwashed. You're in a cult. When reality hits you it will hurt, but you'll be ok.
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@neilmurrayBCE
@JennS79
@ask_aubry
Honestly, have you any idea how hard it is for a woman to start a career that late with a big gap in her employment history?
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@DragonsHearthAu
@DoomScroling
@Blackbea16Manon
Right? Pregnancy and childbirth is so much more dangerous than they will admit.
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@amandajpanda
I always found it weird that a new mom would want to hand her baby off to a random person.
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@wallywallyy
@EmeraldJonesXXX
@ask_aubry
I would argue against this. Men may have cons for marrying women, but they are not the same.
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@shesbonky
I'm not sure it was so much that we thought he was straight or we just didn't care. It was the 80s. Or maybe it was just me that didn't care. Gay or straight, he still had the voice of an angel.
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@mathemactivist
@isaiah_bb
I had to read that twice. It said someone "recognized" that he was. She was calling him an inhuman political machine.
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@UncleLonny63
@KeneAkers
I can walk through the neighborhood at dawn alone without worrying that someone will call the cops, but I would be worried about assault or kidnapping. I do recognize that if I speak to an older person or red hat, they will treat me better than someone darker or with a dif accent
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@theonlydyl_
@joncoopertweets
The world is extremely complex unless you ignore the details, like looking at a forest and forgetting the trees.
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@damircatic
@TrendingLiberal
Technically she wasn't first lady for the beginning of tfg's administration, Ivanka was.
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@GrandpaHarris65
I had a co-worker who would take up two spaces parking diagonally. I parked close to him also diagonally. Someone else did the other side, making his attempt to keep his car safe null and void. Eventually our boss told us all to knock it off.
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@TXWomenRESIST
Maybe this guy just ejaculates uncontrollably whenever he sees a woman (or man, whatever).
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@CKirsch38366
@Paultheheretic
We have yet to learn how to control our ovulation to the point of preventing a fertilized egg from implanting in the uterus wall.
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@GarrickkTheGre
@ask_aubry
"Everybody is somebody's kink." Marge Simpson
Somewhere out there someone will find your shyness charming.
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@Manhattva
@GavinNewsom
Isn't this the same man who said all boys are sexually attracted to their mothers?
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@chase_the_high
@TheUnvirgin
I was in a store when a woman had an alt right podcast playing out loud on her phone. I got annoyed and started talking loudly to my friend " hey, do you know ow where I can find __?" I kept it going until she went into another aisle.
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@JeanneisaPunk
@CopperPipeDream
@OldRowSwig
@JZlotnick
@ReallyAmerican1
Yes, but what is it. He looks like he stole his clothes from a high school theater dept.
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@RoemeltA
@ZELLKLUMPEN
@Emerald37227481
You didn't answer my question. How about this question: if you had a 12 year old daughter that got pregnant through rape would you deny her an abortion telling her the fertilized egg is more innocent than she?
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@PresidntTicTac
@RpsAgainstTrump
Either they don't believe it or don't care because the victims are girls.
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