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What is the best fight scene in film?
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@LeCinephiles He felt comfortable and felt like he could be vulnerable. Like he could be himself. Her reaction: WORST DATE EVER I swear I’m looking for a girl that will let me swing my lightsaber around. I don’t want a super hot as fuck gf that won’t let me play pretend. Fuck that
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@DiscussingFilm Let’s get the guy who looks like Henry Cavill but not Henry Cavill.
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@DiscussingFilm Family member: I have a problem with someone accusing him of attempted murder. Some Japanese guy:
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@Dexerto @dafran Right after his first paycheck after taxes:
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So Aquaman 2, Shazam 2, Flash are completely pointless to watch.
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@InternetH0F To this day I tell people I’m depressed. They are like “damn…” and then they start talking about something else. Nobody cares. That’s the reality. When you’re sad, just be sad because the person in front of you can only think about how they don’t want to be having this talk.
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@InternetH0F Lucas: wanna play games? Jeremy: yeah I love games Lucas:
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@DiscussingFilm *Henry Cavill could STILL be made into an excellent Bond Let’s make this happen @AmazonStudios @mgmstudios
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@Dexerto Them: it’s just a prank The prank:
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@InternetH0F Living in the 90’s was the best part of the human history. If you missed it…
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@_B___S The world is too big, Mom.
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The worst decision made by WB was firing Zack Snyder. They never recovered. Ever. #RestoreTheSnyderVerse
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@Dexerto The box cost $3 of it
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@DiscussingFilm Christopher Nolan addressed this topic best:
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@Dexerto Everyone rn:
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Who is your Spider-Man? Like for MCU Retweet for Raimi #Spiderman
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@InternetH0F I never leave family behind
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@DisbussingFilm @people Just make sure to put them in separate pallets
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@Dexerto People with lives:
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@napthol @DiscussingFilm You’re right. It’s a GREAT movie.
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@JamesGunn Will anything ever top this? Is there a plan to?
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@CultureCrave Does your computer have ONLY ONE picture of Ben Affleck as Batman? Did Joss Whedon send that pic to you? Why does the media ONLY use that pic. Anyways, I’m here to help. The true Batfleck.
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@Variety That’s exactly what my Superman would do ❤️
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@DiscussingFilm Nolan somewhere looking at this like:
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@JenLuvsFitness @InternetH0F No, I don’t want to smell your Twitter banner.
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@Irunnia_ @DiscussingFilm They didn’t leave DC behind, DC left them behind. They insisted on giving us what we didn’t want.
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@DiscussingFilm Idk about you guys but…
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Zack Snyder: this nice song means a lot to me and my family Media: Zack Snyder is hitler
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@_henryd_ @DiscussingFilm It makes me so sad. That pain. 💔
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@Jaybirdjenny @catshouldnt This is the part that got me 😂
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@DiscussingFilm I would go my whole life never eating a turd unless Christopher Nolan called me and asked me to.
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@DiscussingFilm They can keep it if it’s online only.
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@Dexerto Literally everyone on earth:
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@DarnellTheGeek @clipsthatgohard Dog: *dogging* Dog again: OH SHIT
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@DiscussingFilm Because studios think A.I. could write something better than this. Good fucking luck
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@AnneComics This looks terrible
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@Dexerto Everyone:
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WB: Kills off Batfleck Snyder fans:
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Thank you, Zack Snyder for loving #Superman so much ❤️
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@DiscussingFilm Tom Cruise: let’s bring people back to theaters! Multiple directors: ok! Theater: Mr. cruise you have one week in IMAX Tom Cruise:
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@DiscussingFilm The best fucking one
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@CollinRugg Let’s boycott by buying more beer than ever from the same company who makes Bud light!
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@Dexerto Church attendees:
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@Dexerto Everyone:
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@midwestmegachad @NolanAnalyst I’m not saying this to insult you, be big on the internet, or whatever. I say this because it is true and I’m saying it with the most upmost respect. You missed all of it happening in front of your face. Ima be real with you, I missed a couple before myself, I watched it 3
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@historyinmemes Bison: HELP! HELP! I hope someone comes help me 50,000 years later Researcher: fuck bro, door dash doesn’t deliver out here. I don’t want to have to drive. *looks at Bison*
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@InternetH0F 90’s 00’s humor. When people laughed.
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@RealSchlep @jason_blum @blumhouse If it was a game, nobody would play it. I’m glad this was a film first.
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@blurayangel @goforfreedom The one with the best visual style, heart, deep dives into the human psyche/emotions/faith Zack Snyder, he gave us the greatest CBM Trilogy.
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@Dexerto This is the most sense I’ve seen come out of a streamer.
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@InternetH0F If the ugliest girl came up to talk to me
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@DiscussingFilm This was the best indie game franchise of last generation. I hope Xbox Series S/X and PS5 take it to new heights!!!
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@Variety I know what this is about
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@InternetH0F It’s wrong. Period end of story.
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@Dexerto People with lives:
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@Dexerto 100% of earths population:
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@DiscussingFilm Why does 1995 look better?
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@Snyderbot2049 @hollywoodhandle So… he releases banger after banger. Perfect formula! He’s such a great director!
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@DiscussingFilm Zack Snyder understood these characters. Thank you for giving us hope and tugging at our hearts. #RestoreTheSnyderVerse
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@Dexerto wtf AI image is that?
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@DiscussingFilm I can’t fucking watch this movie then. I got shit to do like speak at my job and relationships to maintain.
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@DiscussingFilm I know exactly who should play his James Bond
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@FilmUpdates Me: *dont freak out*
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People have been cheering me on the whole time😂😂🤘🤘🤘 #ReleaseTheSnyderCut
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@DiscussingFilm This actually makes me sad. They want people to suffer.
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@DiscussingFilm Everyone begged them NOT to do this. I just don’t get why they consistently ignore their customer base.
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@Dexerto Does it come with a few secret dollars she told me not to tell my mom about?
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“Ride ain’t over yet, Cowboy. No man left behind.” #ReleaseTheAyerCut
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Gal Gadot on Gal Gadot on set with set with Zack Snyder Joss Whedon
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@Dexerto Me after watching them destroy (what used to be) the greatest franchise in video games:
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@DiscussingFilm A.I. needs to be cut out of the picture. Please stand up for the writers ✍️ #WritersStrike
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@DiscussingFilm This is why
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@Dexerto They need to undo their decision. Period end of story.
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@PlayerEssence They aren’t journalist. They never were.
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@DisbussingFilm @DEADLINE I hate that this isn’t real 😭
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@DiscussingFilm @russbarnes33 Every writer with integrity:
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@IGN Everyone to Microsoft:
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@DiscussingFilm 💥 I told y’all this series wasn’t even real!
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@DiscussingFilm I love that man so much. He’s so kind and respectful. #MichaelShannon #TheFlash
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@Dexerto The 18 year old talking to the seasoned 65 year old at the table:
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Glad to hear REAL music in #TheSnyderCut
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@WelshDalaiLama Customer: I want the coleslaw Me: we don’t serve coleslaw Customer: I’ve been coming here for 11 years and you guys always had coleslaw Me: weve only been open for 9
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@NolanAnalyst Christopher Nolan: I didn’t tell them about the actual nuclear explosion to get a genuine reaction. Actors:
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@Dexerto @SilkySzn Literally everyone rn:
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@Dexerto I don’t think it would do me any good
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@ZacksJerryRig @MKBHD I JUST upgraded from my iPhone 8. I spent 5 long years. In tech years, that’s like 42 years. 😂 Boy, keep showing that Note some love! 🙌🙌🙌
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@InternetH0F Calling all memesters
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@Fdmdarkshadow Exactly what Superman did in this situation. Save the innocent.
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@NolanAnalyst These heroes. A.I. could never replicate or replace.
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@FilmUpdates PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER PAY HER
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My hero @ZackSnyder YOURE WHY I MAKE MOVIES ♥️
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