shower thought
why is no one doing outbound for pizza
"Hey this Gigi from Gigis Pizzas calling. You ordered last week. We have a Pepperoni Pizza ready and could deliver it in 10 minutes. You hungry?"
@BirdRespecter
"Hey man, sorry we starved out your entire country, but you just simply need to overthrow the current government, and put in a new one that's allied to our interests"
@wyatt_privilege
Breaking: In a surprising turn of events the Chinese military is offering to return the f-35 with the added statement of "it's complete dogshit, keep it"
@_LarryJ_
@arguendope
I love the timeframe of him just saying that they handle the problem with extreme vigilance. And then he ends up getting merked by the virus cuz everyone was a dipshit
@ethnicohioan
I mean... The incredibly reckless financial decisions of the ruling class took more opportunities from me than this virus took my ability to go out and party
@allahliker
I literally cannot fathom tweeting out "I have a mild collapsed lung, not a big deal" to later post "I'm in the hospital, dying is a female trait, lol"
INSANE conditions on Mt Washington, NH. 120mph+ winds and -95°F wind chill. It is above the tropopause, meaning that these are stratospheric winds.
Footage from the summit live stream 2:30-2:40pm.
#nhwx