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going postal • co-writer @weedhitter • chief executive orifice https://t.co/xB5Tpm7rdp
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Joined September 2020
Never downloading shit off The P*rate B*y again. The entire .mp4 file is just a still frame of Brendan Fraser making that stupid fucking face. Ridiculous
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It’s been three (3) hours and someone’s already asking if Jesse Singal was a figment of their imagination
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It has come to my attention that Ron DeSantis' press secretary has stolen my edit out of an inability to differentiate between satire and reality, please share your collection of dog memes under her post:.
More cutting edge journalism from the 49 year old Washington Post activist infamous for showing up masked on random people's doorsteps & sliding into the DMs of tiktok teenagers.
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I've officially succeeded in posting misinformation on the Internet.
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Leftist hypocrisy on display yet again 🙄
Sorry to be a buzzkill but "small dick energy" is actually pretty gross as a dig, dick size does not correlate to one's worth as a person.
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@pbreit @freganmitts @BonaventureTurd Have you never had a conversation with someone over the Internet?.
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@staticbluebat @postingwhilegay Brendan Fraser did not win an Oscar for a movie that’s just a picture of his face. I refuse to believe that.
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@JUNlPER Something evil about the red and black color scheme we see throughout history and have been seeing more of lately.
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@EmmaTolkin SpongeBob’s top three defining traits:.1. Being a sponge.2. Wearing pants.3. Living in the ocean.
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@Waifu_Signal @proudbugman “Self-incriminating evidence” it’s a single disorganized shelf at a grocery store. Retail workers are told not to confront shoplifters, you think they’re gonna do shit over this? If you had a real job you’d know how little this matters.
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@eatlantahannah @cowboybecsbop Calling someone a bitch over a pumpkin blowjob meme is crazy.
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@tsamericanwhore @benrwatt @CollectedDeers You can’t even stand by your own beliefs when put under pressure, how sad.
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@gayest_tone “C*nny” is easily the most disgusting word in the English language. Only ever used by people that no one wants to be around.
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@flowerchimes @tmbg13 “If you hate landlords then you’re the one who actually hates poor people, teehee”
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。 ☆ 。 ☆。 ☆ .☆。 ＼ ｜ ／。 ☆. If Sam Bankman-Fried is . your comfort character,. open this thread. ☆。 ／ ｜ ＼。 ☆ .。 ☆。 。 ☆。.
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@DarthImpervious @insufficentfund It is Waititi's fault that, despite being lauded as a gay icon by his fans, his movies are less progressive than films released in 1975.
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@lawfulspice This guy loves what happened in Ohio. He won’t stop tweeting about how “it wasn’t that bad actually.” He thinks it was really cool
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@bloomfilters your family is supposed to love you unconditionally, regardless of who you marry. that’s like the whole point of being someone’s flesh and blood.
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@themmonster @AverageZacPat All of that is "on-screen content." Disney owns 40% of the U.S film and television industries, 2/5 of all media properties. Why should they have more?.
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Is this too many words?
Has hating that affected twee vulnerable lowercase-serif pastel plushie feminine meme aesthetic become consensus among self-appointed Tastemakers yet or am I still able to snag some contrarian points by being sick of it.
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@wuooods Sam Hyde once donated $5,000 to Andrew Anglin, the founder of The Daily Stormer. Why should iDubbbz be forced to associate himself with a Nazi?.
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@DraculaActual does it have to be introduced? or is there anything we can do to prevent this.
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Americans trying to explain the year 1972: "Imagine a cheeseburger from McDonald's".
2023: “I'll have a Crispy Chicken Salad and an Caramel Iced Frappé.”. 1972: "Go McFuck yourself, here’s a cheeseburger and a Coke.”. Advantage: 1972
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@lNTRUSlVETHOT Pearl loves to frame herself as “sincere to a fault,” but I’ve never encountered someone as dishonest and as manipulative as her. This is a new low. I’m so sorry that you have to deal with these disgusting people. You have enough on your plate as is, you don’t deserve this.
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@sweatyass223 @littensalt because other people were calling him the f slur, he was quoting them.
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@cobsonmarkson @CantEverDie @J__Mathew juniper's friend said she believes members of congress should be poor, not rich. what's the last book you read from start to finish?.
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@bloomfilters this is your most artistic Learn to sit back and observe edit. caption compliments the artwork.
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@fleming_benn @MuseZack charles darwin spent over a decade of his life analyzing barnacle penis.
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@ettingermentum bernie’s got a “first of all it’s not nicotine it’s like some other shit” face in this picture.
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@Q_Review @RavenLynClemens It’s funny how people try to replicate his style through text. 50% of Macdonald’s appeal was his delivery, he knew how to *tell* a joke, he could make you laugh just by saying “9/11.” It’s like reading Shakespeare instead of watching it performed by actors.
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@cobsonmarkson @CantEverDie @J__Mathew you should not be able to make money off governing the lives of other people. write a book, appear on television, be a public figure, there's your paycheck.
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@NotABigJerk Guy who watches a movie every 12 hours: Well I skipped through this one a bit because it wasn’t really keeping my interest and I need to edit tomorrow’s video, sorry!.
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@kweriousgeorge @ManiktahlaSalil @notveryfeminice I was a child in 2016, sorry that I'm not as old as your ideal politician.
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@crackreal007 @maxberger @elonmusk Didn't you guys say there shouldn't be any restrictions on comedy? What happened?.
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