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Never downloading shit off The P*rate B*y again. The entire .mp4 file is just a still frame of Brendan Fraser making that stupid fucking face. Ridiculous
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It’s been three (3) hours and someone’s already asking if Jesse Singal was a figment of their imagination
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It has come to my attention that Ron DeSantis' press secretary has stolen my edit out of an inability to differentiate between satire and reality, please share your collection of dog memes under her post:
More cutting edge journalism from the 49 year old Washington Post activist infamous for showing up masked on random people's doorsteps & sliding into the DMs of tiktok teenagers.
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I've officially succeeded in posting misinformation on the Internet
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Leftist hypocrisy on display yet again 🙄
Sorry to be a buzzkill but "small dick energy" is actually pretty gross as a dig, dick size does not correlate to one's worth as a person
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@pbreit
@freganmitts
@BonaventureTurd
Have you never had a conversation with someone over the Internet?
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@staticbluebat
@postingwhilegay
Brendan Fraser did not win an Oscar for a movie that’s just a picture of his face. I refuse to believe that
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@JUNlPER
Something evil about the red and black color scheme we see throughout history and have been seeing more of lately.
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@EmmaTolkin
SpongeBob’s top three defining traits:
1. Being a sponge
2. Wearing pants
3. Living in the ocean
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@Waifu_Signal
@proudbugman
“Self-incriminating evidence” it’s a single disorganized shelf at a grocery store. Retail workers are told not to confront shoplifters, you think they’re gonna do shit over this? If you had a real job you’d know how little this matters
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@tsamericanwhore
@benrwatt
@CollectedDeers
You can’t even stand by your own beliefs when put under pressure, how sad
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@gayest_tone
“C*nny” is easily the most disgusting word in the English language. Only ever used by people that no one wants to be around
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@flowerchimes
@tmbg13
“If you hate landlords then you’re the one who actually hates poor people, teehee”
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。 ☆ 。 ☆。 ☆
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If Sam Bankman-Fried is
your comfort character,
open this thread
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@lawfulspice
This guy loves what happened in Ohio. He won’t stop tweeting about how “it wasn’t that bad actually.” He thinks it was really cool
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@DarthImpervious
@insufficentfund
It is Waititi's fault that, despite being lauded as a gay icon by his fans, his movies are less progressive than films released in 1975
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@themmonster
@AverageZacPat
All of that is "on-screen content." Disney owns 40% of the U.S film and television industries, 2/5 of all media properties. Why should they have more?
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Is this too many words?
Has hating that affected twee vulnerable lowercase-serif pastel plushie feminine meme aesthetic become consensus among self-appointed Tastemakers yet or am I still able to snag some contrarian points by being sick of it
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@wuooods
Sam Hyde once donated $5,000 to Andrew Anglin, the founder of The Daily Stormer. Why should iDubbbz be forced to associate himself with a Nazi?
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Who won??
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Americans trying to explain the year 1972: "Imagine a cheeseburger from McDonald's"
2023: “I'll have a Crispy Chicken Salad and an Caramel Iced Frappé.”
1972: "Go McFuck yourself, here’s a cheeseburger and a Coke.”
Advantage: 1972
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@lNTRUSlVETHOT
Pearl loves to frame herself as “sincere to a fault,” but I’ve never encountered someone as dishonest and as manipulative as her. This is a new low.
I’m so sorry that you have to deal with these disgusting people. You have enough on your plate as is, you don’t deserve this.
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@Q_Review
@RavenLynClemens
It’s funny how people try to replicate his style through text. 50% of Macdonald’s appeal was his delivery, he knew how to *tell* a joke, he could make you laugh just by saying “9/11.” It’s like reading Shakespeare instead of watching it performed by actors
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@NotABigJerk
Guy who watches a movie every 12 hours: Well I skipped through this one a bit because it wasn’t really keeping my interest and I need to edit tomorrow’s video, sorry!
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@kweriousgeorge
@ManiktahlaSalil
@notveryfeminice
I was a child in 2016, sorry that I'm not as old as your ideal politician
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@crackreal007
@maxberger
@elonmusk
Didn't you guys say there shouldn't be any restrictions on comedy? What happened?
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@proudbugman
@jessehawken
Based on his usage of an AOL email address, he won’t be a problem for too long. Just let nature take its course
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@Comrade_Yui
Does After Earth qualify for this list? It was made with the expressed purpose of elevating Jaden Smith into movie star status
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@kerstaci
There’s literally nothing more white than tone policing how people mourn a trans woman of color
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@bunnymother
@SadHillDevan
That's not a stupid question at all! There are multiple ways to approach film restoration. I'm gonna say in this particular case, they probably ran each frame of film through a wetgate scanner, drenching them in chemicals that clean up all of the scratches.
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"He didn't like when I went goblin mode" walked so "and her gay owners don't know what to do" could run
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@twinkophrenia
Idk I think his stuff is funny, it’s not his fault people are weird about obvious satire
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@twinkophrenia
@kimpossiblefact
Reddit Proves Hypergamous Women On Tinder Won't Give Me Pussy
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If you're bragging about having used a website before it was cool to do so, it's probably because you haven't done anything worthwhile in your life
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@jailedamanda
It’s funny, most of the people I’ve seen making a big stink about this are men. They’re just like Will Ferrell’s character, pointing out the so-called “irony” because it makes them look good
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