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@goof_ist
Goof
2 months
"thinks" >shows definitive and concrete evidence that he can create leaf tornados
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spent the last hour going down the rabbit hole of this autistic black guy on instagram who thinks he can create leaf tornados
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@goof_ist
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One of the most humiliating videos of all time
@TheSun
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This is how hot the UK is right now 😮 #heatwave
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@goof_ist
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We have reinvented the GPS
@lucas__crespo
Lucas Crespo 📧
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Single-purpose Maps device
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2 years
This is still one of the funniest interactions ever
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3 years
Homelessness
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@goof_ist
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If you’re over the age of 20 still posting like this you’re not gonna make it
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@goof_ist
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6 months
Am I crazy or did we already know about this
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
6 months
Scientists discover massive solid metal ball inside Earth's core. Researchers at Australian National University discovered a new, innermost layer nestled inside our planet's inner core, a 400-miles solid metallic ball.
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@goof_ist
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2 years
incredible things are happening in China
@CGMeifangZhang
Zhang Meifang
2 years
Introducing Papa, one of the most popular stray cats living in the Palace Museum in Beijing. Our feline friend is easily recognizable for its plump but agile orange-colored body. Make sure you to say hello when you visit the Forbidden City! #PalaceMuseum #ForbiddenCity #Beijing
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@goof_ist
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7 months
So funny to hate capitalism and then be like “yes… England! That’s where I’ll be free!”
@nykyt0sha
Nikita 🇺🇸🦅
7 months
many such cases
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@goof_ist
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3 years
How divorced from reality do you have to be to think US schools are indoctrinating people into Marxism
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@goof_ist
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5 months
Me when I see my wife
@Skvlvtvn
Skoloton 💀🌙🔮🪄
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OOOUUUHHHH
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@goof_ist
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3 years
Mfs will blame China for covid, then call China’s zero-covid policy authoritarian, then live in the only country experiencing 500,000 new cases per day and see no problem with that
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@goof_ist
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2 years
This is how some of y’all treat neurodivergence
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@littlegayboy45_
littlegayboy45
2 years
IS THIS TRUE OR FAKE I NEED TO KNOW
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@goof_ist
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1 year
This is especially hilarious if you understand anything about how pronouns actually work in Mandarin
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@goof_ist
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2 months
Really funny how gamers still haven’t realized that realistic graphics are one of the biggest reasons the games industry sucks right now
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@goof_ist
Goof
5 months
Horrible previously unknown side effect of AI: people with large vocabularies getting accused of being AI
@paulg
Paul Graham
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Someone sent me a cold email proposing a novel project. Then I noticed it used the word "delve."
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@goof_ist
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2 years
I would vote for this ticket solely because it would be the funniest fucking thing to ever happen to this country
@CNNpIus
CNN+ Commentary
2 years
NEW: Former President Trump asks Senator Bernie Sanders to be his 2024 VP pick: “Sleepy Joe is history”
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2 years
Genuinely one of the funniest pieces of "worldbuilding" ever conceived. You can tell she came up with this in like 30 seconds in response to a fan asking it
@TerribleMaps
Terrible Maps
2 years
Harry Potter wizarding schools
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1 year
What happened that caused this relatively recent, massive wave of paranoia about everything
Wisdom teeth. They lie about everything.
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4 months
I don’t even have to say it at this point… we all instinctively know…
@tongbingxue
China in Pictures
4 months
A tiered design lawn in Shanghai, with shady trees overhead, a favorite for office workers to take lunch breaks.
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1 year
This is funny as hell because you have all these terrible situations and then “do half a minute of exercise”
@k_illua
olls ᯓᡣ𐭩
1 year
anyone who chooses broken nose or manslaughter is insane
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@goof_ist
Goof
6 months
Look, I don’t throw the word “utopia” around very often, but…
@PamphletsY
Pamphlets
6 months
Reddit is BANNED in China.
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@goof_ist
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7 months
The death of criticism is the death of art
@cursedhive
tia
7 months
i’m crying at this
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@goof_ist
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8 months
Insane delivery
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@goof_ist
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@goof_ist
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2 years
Tracking down the person who made this image and kilIing them
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@goof_ist
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4 months
College is way too expensive to waste by not learning anything
maybe an unpopular opinion but if you need to cheat to pass college you probably shouldn’t be there
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@goof_ist
Goof
8 months
incredible things are happening and you'll never guess where
@li_dawei98
Pedro 魏百卓 aka 魏老师
2 years
Chinese truck driver takes sadiks with him on his job. When he stops at the rest station he lets them stretch their legs. Then they come back to their little beds in the truck. 🥺
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@goof_ist
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5 months
In America they make you take this test every year and if you get any wrong you get deported
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@goof_ist
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1 year
Crazy how the moment I got a full time job my ability to enjoy multiplayer shooters instantly evaporated
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@goof_ist
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10 months
the day this shit dropped was one of the funniest days online
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@goof_ist
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@RazvenHK
Razven
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Only in China do you need to go through a security check just to get on the subway.
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7 months
“Never buy anything” fans take another victory
@leamaric
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7 months
The Leadening has begun and the Stanley girlies are not okay.
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@goof_ist
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3 years
Hahaha wow holy shit
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3 years
Dear god no why
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2 years
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3 months
At some point in the past 20 years every entertainment industry decided to start catering to this guy and we’ve been much worse off for it
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@goof_ist
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5 months
You probably couldn’t find a country in the world less likely to overthrow their government than America today
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@goof_ist
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2 years
Post-post-apocalypse is the greatest underused trope of all time
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@goof_ist
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2 years
Official US Presidents tier list!!
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@goof_ist
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9 months
It’s happening again >thing comes out that is so popular and ubiquitous it goes on to define an era/genre and tropes >years later people who weren’t around when it happened look back at thing that started it and think it was just another generic trope follower Many such cases!
@MKVRiscy
🍅RiscV🍅
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Portal 2 has a lot of “2012 le epic that just happened” humor that really didn’t age well IMO It’s a good game, but it really leaned into the gaming/internet culture of the time
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@goof_ist
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2 years
saying "rest in power" about imperialist politicians is one of the most embarrassing things you can do
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Really funny how this almost singlehandedly removed “no bitches” from the annoying teenager online lexicon
@Treeofl1fe
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8 months
Looking back at the way a lot of people and groups treated Russians & Russian culture/history in early 2022, if it had happened to pretty much any other country it would have almost universally been viewed as cartoonishly racist
@truth_enjoyer
c*ss*ndr*
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remember when they did this lmao
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2 years
What do you think they actually did with all those USBs
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2 years
Americans have an incredible ability where even as their government takes their rights away, they still somehow manage to convince themselves that they live in a country that is freer & more democratic than all the geopolitical enemies of the USA
@DelusionPosting
Delusional Takes
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4 months
Not sure if “liberalism has advertising” is the strongest selling point
@ProjectLiberal
Project Liberal 🗽
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Whoever described it as an industry plant series was spot on
@realradec
Radec
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EVERY HORIZON PROJECT THAT’S IN DEVELOPMENT -LEGO Horizon Adventures -Horizon Zero Dawn Remake -Horizon MP Game -Horizon MMO -Horizon Netflix Series -Horizon 3 Which one are you most excited for? And is this too much Horizon?
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Consume characters
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when im a gooner but can still consume characters critically
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Everyone older than the age of 11 hated 2016 so much to the point that jokes about how bad of a year it was became passé, where is this weird wave of 2016 nostalgia coming from
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I will never live this moment down
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Goof
5 months
You already know what I’m about to say
@Dexerto
Dexerto
5 months
Store in China is selling giant versions of snacks including Oreos and ramen
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2 years
Look at my “activism” dawg 😭 we’re never changing our society
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11 months
This is the funniest way he could have said it
@MarioNawfal
Mario Nawfal
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🚨JUST IN: ZELENSKY WORRIED "There is a risk that international attention will turn away from Ukraine amid the Israel-Gaza war."
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3 years
Thinking about this again
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3 years
A country doing something to contain covid is authoritarian but having 800,000 people dead and 1,000,000 daily cases is real freedom
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@goof_ist
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4 months
Need William Howard Taft Headphone Stand | President Headphone Stand | Perfect Gamer Gift ASAP
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4 months
Incredible things are happening in Iowa
@XVanFleet
Xi Van Fleet
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Xi Jinping has successfully carved out his fan base in America in Muscatine Iowa. As long as Americans fail to understand the difference between the CCP and China, there will willing useful idiots like these Muscatinians!
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2 years
Lol
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>gamers complain about predatory monetization tactics >China bans said predatory monetization tactics >gamers complain about China banning predatory monetization tactucs
@gamefromscratch
Game From Scratch
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Wow, China just killed their gaming industry. Overnight the value of the industry tanked $80B, with Tencent representing $50B of that lost value. Well... on the brightside, Tencent wont be buying up every single western developer anymore.
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7 months
Nice argument; however I have already depicted myself as the noble Stalin lion and you as the seething Putin ram
@yatasuregima
nepal
7 months
Georgian newspapers are something else
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3 years
If a protest in a country the USA has an interest in destabilizing is waving US flags, you should probably be suspicious of it
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>posts graph showing their side losing a significantly greater portion of their soldiers than ours “Owned!”
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Southern Party
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2 years
American propaganda: imagine an expensive burger
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6 months
Now I’m just curious what conquering the underground looks like
@wylfcen
Wylfċen
6 months
People will say that Rome or Alexander ‘conquered the world’ and by ‘the world’ they mean 5% of the land and 0% of underground or the depths of the sea. (That’s↓ the Roman “empire” in red.)
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3 years
I grew up in Russia. I know how bad Communism is. Yes I was born in 1993 why do you ask
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2 years
Counterpoint: yes you should
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Funniest possible outcome by a long shot
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“You play video games and have good hygiene? What are you, a girl?”
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2 years
Presented without comment
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“They’re banning tiktok because we’re sharing information they don’t want you to know!” The information:
@_Terricka
Terri
6 months
Did yall hear about Vladimir Putin opening the oldest vault to reveal images of biblical figures? They all black every single one.
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This might be the funniest display name flag combo I’ve ever seen
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The funniest weirdly-common twitter leftist belief is that prisons are too unethical and should be replaced by just killing anyone who breaks the law
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Goof
3 years
Anti maskers convinced they’re being revolutionary is so funny to me
@Hannahh_Mackk
Hannah Mackenzie
3 years
The crowd is demanding a re-vote @BuncombeSchools board has motioned for a recess. Board members have left the building.
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Goof
2 years
US government paycheck has news outlets writing headlines like “terrifying Chinese ice cream”
@nypost
New York Post
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Terrifying Chinese ice cream doesn't seem to melt — even under a blowtorch
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3 years
This week has proved how good the west is at propaganda + misinformation. Completely made-up events are now widely accepted as fact because they went viral on social media.
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2 years
The number of wholesome smol bean accounts on here getting revealed to be working for lockheed martin or raytheon is insane
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2 years
(looking at cartoon very obviously about French imperialism) this is literally China
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2 months
Yay, your game has a realistic physics engine! In exchange, you will get one game per decade and the game costs over half a billion dollars to develop. One flop and your studio is done for
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8 months
Alternate reality where Zionism is the belief that Zion National Park is awesome
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2 years
I’m not owned. I didn’t make a mistake. I’m not owned. I was right. I’m not owned. I’m not mad. I’m not owned. Anyone would have made the same mistake. I’m not owned. I’m not owned. I’m not owned.
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paradox games are almost singlehandedly responsible for all the kids on here with bizarre, hyper-specific political ideologies they treat like religions
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2 years
On social media, neurodivergence is really just a series of quirky labels for you to apply to yourself and post epic memes about and not actually a real thing anyone has to deal with
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if Russian people deserve to have their lives ruined because of the actions of their government, what should happen to Americans
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2 years
you ever see a post and just know they haven't had physical contact with another human being in at least 5 years
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Goof
1 year
>casual presidents >third image in the thread is Benjamin Franklin
@stepfaniex
stepfanie
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CASUAL PRESIDENTS 🤍 A series inspired by @JohnFetterman
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This guy has the best username of any of my followers
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