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Not doing this right now Guys don’t worry, it’s just something I’ve been thinking about. I need to decide what I want to do with this account because having this much reach is useful as long as I can use it properly and it might be unwise to just throw it away.
I think I’m going to create a new private account just for friends and delete this account. I’m tired of having a large platform.
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"thinks".>shows definitive and concrete evidence that he can create leaf tornados.
spent the last hour going down the rabbit hole of this autistic black guy on instagram who thinks he can create leaf tornados
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If you don’t think America is a geographically beautiful country you’re blind.
BEST FOOD? BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY?.
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We have reinvented the GPS.
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In ten years knowing who Shakespeare is will be seen as pretentious.
wrap up this odyssey discourse by tonight man not everybody got taught this in school not everybody knows every single story known to man like pleeease stop being pretentious it’s christmas 😭😭😭.
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The millennialification of gen Z has begun.
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If you’re over the age of 20 still posting like this you’re not gonna make it.
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Am I crazy or did we already know about this.
Scientists discover massive solid metal ball inside Earth's core. Researchers at Australian National University discovered a new, innermost layer nestled inside our planet's inner core, a 400-miles solid metallic ball.
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incredible things are happening in China.
Introducing Papa, one of the most popular stray cats living in the Palace Museum in Beijing. Our feline friend is easily recognizable for its plump but agile orange-colored body. Make sure you to say hello when you visit the Forbidden City! #PalaceMuseum #ForbiddenCity #Beijing
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So funny to hate capitalism and then be like “yes… England! That’s where I’ll be free!”.
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Why does every tumblr screenshot have to include some random person commenting on how epic what you just read is.
My life's philosophy distilled into a single quote
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How divorced from reality do you have to be to think US schools are indoctrinating people into Marxism.
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Mfs will blame China for covid, then call China’s zero-covid policy authoritarian, then live in the only country experiencing 500,000 new cases per day and see no problem with that.
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This is especially hilarious if you understand anything about how pronouns actually work in Mandarin.
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Genuinely one of the funniest pieces of "worldbuilding" ever conceived. You can tell she came up with this in like 30 seconds in response to a fan asking it.
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What happened that caused this relatively recent, massive wave of paranoia about everything.
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I don’t even have to say it at this point… we all instinctively know….
Ａ tiered design lawn in Shanghai, with shady trees overhead, a favorite for office workers to take lunch breaks.
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This is funny as hell because you have all these terrible situations and then “do half a minute of exercise”.
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Look, I don’t throw the word “utopia” around very often, but….
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The death of criticism is the death of art.
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College is way too expensive to waste by not learning anything.
maybe an unpopular opinion but if you need to cheat to pass college you probably shouldn’t be there
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incredible things are happening and you'll never guess where.
Chinese truck driver takes sadiks with him on his job. When he stops at the rest station he lets them stretch their legs. Then they come back to their little beds in the truck. 🥺
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In America they make you take this test every year and if you get any wrong you get deported.
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Nice argument, however I have already portrayed myself as the delightful Churchill Potluck and you as the seething hitler pie
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Crazy how the moment I got a full time job my ability to enjoy multiplayer shooters instantly evaporated.
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At some point in the past 20 years every entertainment industry decided to start catering to this guy and we’ve been much worse off for it
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You probably couldn’t find a country in the world less likely to overthrow their government than America today.
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It’s happening again. >thing comes out that is so popular and ubiquitous it goes on to define an era/genre and tropes.>years later people who weren’t around when it happened look back at thing that started it and think it was just another generic trope follower. Many such cases!.
Portal 2 has a lot of “2012 le epic that just happened” humor that really didn’t age well IMO. It’s a good game, but it really leaned into the gaming/internet culture of the time.
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saying "rest in power" about imperialist politicians is one of the most embarrassing things you can do.
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Really funny how this almost singlehandedly removed “no bitches” from the annoying teenager online lexicon.
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Looking back at the way a lot of people and groups treated Russians & Russian culture/history in early 2022, if it had happened to pretty much any other country it would have almost universally been viewed as cartoonishly racist.
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Americans have an incredible ability where even as their government takes their rights away, they still somehow manage to convince themselves that they live in a country that is freer & more democratic than all the geopolitical enemies of the USA.
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Not sure if “liberalism has advertising” is the strongest selling point.
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Whoever described it as an industry plant series was spot on.
EVERY HORIZON PROJECT THAT’S IN DEVELOPMENT. -LEGO Horizon Adventures.-Horizon Zero Dawn Remake.-Horizon MP Game.-Horizon MMO.-Horizon Netflix Series.-Horizon 3. Which one are you most excited for? And is this too much Horizon?
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Everyone older than the age of 11 hated 2016 so much to the point that jokes about how bad of a year it was became passé, where is this weird wave of 2016 nostalgia coming from.
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I will never live this moment down.
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This is the funniest way he could have said it.
🚨JUST IN: ZELENSKY WORRIED . "There is a risk that international attention will turn away from Ukraine amid the Israel-Gaza war."
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A country doing something to contain covid is authoritarian but having 800,000 people dead and 1,000,000 daily cases is real freedom.
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Need William Howard Taft Headphone Stand | President Headphone Stand | Perfect Gamer Gift ASAP
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Incredible things are happening in Iowa.
Xi Jinping has successfully carved out his fan base in America in Muscatine Iowa. As long as Americans fail to understand the difference between the CCP and China, there will willing useful idiots like these Muscatinians!
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>gamers complain about predatory monetization tactics.>China bans said predatory monetization tactics.>gamers complain about China banning predatory monetization tactucs.
Wow, China just killed their gaming industry. Overnight the value of the industry tanked $80B, with Tencent representing $50B of that lost value. Well. on the brightside, Tencent wont be buying up every single western developer anymore.
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Nice argument; however I have already depicted myself as the noble Stalin lion and you as the seething Putin ram.
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If a protest in a country the USA has an interest in destabilizing is waving US flags, you should probably be suspicious of it.
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>posts graph showing their side losing a significantly greater portion of their soldiers than ours. “Owned!”.
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Now I’m just curious what conquering the underground looks like.
People will say that Rome or Alexander ‘conquered the world’ and by ‘the world’ they mean 5% of the land and 0% of underground or the depths of the sea. (That’s↓ the Roman “empire” in red.)
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I grew up in Russia. I know how bad Communism is. Yes I was born in 1993 why do you ask.
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Funniest possible outcome by a long shot.
8 months in Taliban Intelligence “custody”, best adventure I’ve had yet! All the previous tweets are true. Best mates with many top commanders after numerous picnics, lovely lads treated me as a guest! I will be returning to Kabul next month.
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“You play video games and have good hygiene? What are you, a girl?”.
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“They’re banning tiktok because we’re sharing information they don’t want you to know!”. The information:.
Did yall hear about Vladimir Putin opening the oldest vault to reveal images of biblical figures? They all black every single one.
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The funniest weirdly-common twitter leftist belief is that prisons are too unethical and should be replaced by just killing anyone who breaks the law.
retribution is good actually. a society in which it’s clear that abusing, raping, stalking, etc is likely to get you an ass beating is good actually. the problem with prisons is not that they’re punitive but that they control and structure retribution in oppressive ways.
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Anti maskers convinced they’re being revolutionary is so funny to me.
The crowd is demanding a re-vote @BuncombeSchools board has motioned for a recess. Board members have left the building.
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This week has proved how good the west is at propaganda + misinformation. Completely made-up events are now widely accepted as fact because they went viral on social media.
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The number of wholesome smol bean accounts on here getting revealed to be working for lockheed martin or raytheon is insane.
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(looking at cartoon very obviously about French imperialism) this is literally China
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Nothing is more insufferable than a teenager who reads a lot of political theory without having the life experience to interpret it properly.
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Yay, your game has a realistic physics engine! In exchange, you will get one game per decade and the game costs over half a billion dollars to develop. One flop and your studio is done for.
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Alternate reality where Zionism is the belief that Zion National Park is awesome
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