I'm a trans lesbian communist nerd egirl shitposter who likes esports, kpop, and abysmal math jokes. What more could you ask for?
People I've turned trans: 223
this quoted tweet is most representative of me and has been pinned for over a year, but it's come time to replace it.
my dms are always open to any gender related inquiries and below you can find a list of all the various gender threads that i've written if you're questioning!
nobody:
people from ny: i live in new yawk. i have three roommates. two of dem are rats. we eat pizza fawh dinnuh every night. de rent? 4000 dollars a SECOND
the chess community is going wild over a potential cheating scandal and it's really funny because they're like "HOLY SHIT QG3 DXC4 KH10 ND6 NC5 CAN YOU BELIEVE IT????"
i haven't tweeted about it, but one of my last two housemates LITERALLY did the "i'm in an abusive housing situation" gofundme shit after we had to repeatedly tell her to do her dishes. i'm not even exaggerating. she moved back in with her parents in their $3 million dollar home.
every time i write about the “tenderqueers” or cancel cultureists or whatever some tend to claim it is only an online phenomenon but i get dozens of dms/texts every time telling me of horrible examples of this shit happening in organizing spaces/unions/schools/etc
BROOOOOOOOO I CAME OUT TO A CLOSE HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER OF MINE OVER TEXT 4 YEARS AGO AND SHE NEVER RESPONDED. SHE JUST TEXTED ME OUT THE BLUE WITH NO ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE PREVIOUS TEXT YOU HAVE GOTTA BE KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
there are two facts about HRT that people, both cis and trans, frequently fail to understand:
1. HRT on a fundamental level is drastically simpler and safer than you think it is.
2. the average endocrinologist is no more competent than a small child when it comes to HRT.
Harry, of course I'll let you kick the football! The football's Union made! What's the point of a football that doesn't get kicked? I wouldn't want to waste valuable Union resources on a useless football! Why would I pull it away at the last second? I'm a busy man, Harry!
literally just go make out with girls or something it is PRIDE MONTH like get a job you cannot fr be seriously tweeting that interracial couples are bad rn
the queen just died? wow. i didn't know that, you're telling me now for the first time... she lead an amazing life. what else can you say? she was an amazing woman- whether you agreed or not, she was an amazing woman who led an amazing life. i am actually sad to hear that.
after only 2 months of living there, she stopped paying rent and then said she found someone who would pay for her. she scammed some random dumbass for the entire year's rent, meanwhile her dad thought he was still paying for the rent, but *i* had to text the person for the rent.
i could genuinely talk for 6+ hours about this. there are a million things to talk about. there was the pretending to be suicidal to get out of chores, using adhd as an excuse for literally everything, misgendering the other housemate, yelling "trauma" as a defense 24/7, the Gas-
bro i just caught the FATTEST fucking W when i was at the grocery store. i was standing there looking at onions when in front of a me a little girl said to her sister "is that a girl?" while pointing at me and her (also young) sister replies "i think so."
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
absolutely losing my mind that in the ceo of reddit literally said that reddit is not profitable and that they don't like that the third party apps are. this is a company wanting to IPO by the end of the year and the CEO publically said they are not profitable. fucking lmfao.
and plenty of other smaller inexplicable Bizarre events. i've told some people about this as the saga has gone on, but i haven't tweeted on main about it. she was stalking my twitter for a while and tried to claim that me having 6k followers meant i had more privilege than her.
Situation, the coins inexplicably everywhere in the apartment (kitchen, bathroom, living room, etc) one day, the fact that she larped as poor when her dad is the founder of a medium sized company, racial microaggressions towards other housemate, being absolutely FILTHY, lying,-
BREAKING: Scientists have recently found that drinking poison has "no real health benefits" and that even a small amount is "poisonous". When asked for comment, the lead scientist said: "What the hell did you think the result was gonna be?"
It’s so over for alcohol. Study after study the last few years finding it has no real health benefits and even a small amount is worse for you than not drinking any.
no joke though, dysphoria is less of a list of concrete things that can be pointed to and more of a general malaise that permeates through life and manifests in a plethora of ways. depersonalization and derealization for instance are super common examples of dysphoria.
grifting 100k off a gofundme for "legal fees" that amounted to nothing and immediately becoming reactionary out of a desire to be racist and say the r-word is such a depressing heel turn after spearheading an important movement against kiwifarms. anything to pay the bills i guess
endlessly funny to me that the effects of progesterone on libido are disputed academically when every other trans woman i know is like "yeah it makes me so horny i start barking like a dog" and the other half get so sensitive they can feel the temperature change in a another room
i got messaged about a 10 year reunion for a minecraft server/forums i used to live on and apparently one of the couples who started dating because of it is still together after all these years
seemingly she's being cool about it but man this is Wild. apparently she never got that text!!!!! bro!!!! for years i thought she was transphobic 😭😭😭😭 who am i gonna get out of the blue closure from next.....
there is nobody doing more for the trans community rn than keffals for leading this campaign. kiwifarms is one of the worst websites on the planet, especially for trans people. nothing but respect for keffals
wow!!! i really love how inclusive and supportive google is being for pride month. they've added this cool feature where it shows pride flags when you google lgbt related things!! that's so awe inspiring. google is amazing. love is love ❤️🌈
#Pride2021
netflix seems to forget that convenience is the main deterent against pirating. with something like this, it's more convenient to just pirate. they don't understand their own business model
“why are you so obsessed with thinking some mega rich famous white woman is gay?” because there’s a reason why her music resonates with queer women in a specific way, & an oppositional reading of the way she writes about the experiences of girlhood + womanhood decenters men—
i know everyone on twitter is like "uhhh who cares about reddit i'm too cool to care that they're protesting about nothing" but reddit is basically killing itself. it's astounding to witness. won't be instant but it cannot be overstated how much harm this is doing to the website.
RHETORIC [Easy: Success] - He just wants to see you land flat on your back. Don't believe it.
EVRART CLAIRE - You can trust me, Harry! I've got a signed document testifying that I won't pull it away!
LOGIC [Heroic: Failure] - It's a signed document. You can't go wrong with that
REACTION SPEED [Godly: Failure] - He's too fast. He's too practiced. And you believed him.
PAIN THRESHOLD [Legendary: Failure] - You'll be feeling that tomorrow. And next month.
EVRART CLAIRE - The peculiar thing about this document, Harry, is that it was never notarized. Odd.
nintendo is one of the most consistently anti-consumer video game companies out there. kotaku publishing leaks as a middle finger to nintendo is actually very cool because fuck 'em
A Kotaku senior editor recently complained about being blacklisted by Nintendo of America pre-release coverage, so in retaliation, they decided to publish leaks for Tears of the Kingdom.
Unprofessional and insanely petty of them. Clown website with clown editors.
it's astounding to me that valorant is even suggested as having GOOD movement let alone having the "BEST" movement when there are games like apex, titanfall 2, neon white, celeste, melee, and etc. i haven't played ultrakill yet but people swear by that one too.
whenever i think of the violence and destruction of war, with all the lives senselessly extinguished or maimed in their prime including all of the unfathomable ripple effects that reverberate into countless more, i think to myself "how can we make this an epic call of duty meme?"
trans people are inherently divine.
for one, and this might be a weird take, but i think being marginalized or downtrodden actually brings about a more meaningful human experience. we are much closer to the universal love for fellow man than anyone who spits down at us.
@w4fflestomp
awfuuuuuuuuul. mine would say that she would listen if we talked directly to her because she "didn't ever know what she was doing wrong" but literally like 80% of it was "can you please clean up your mess in the kitchen" and then she'd freak out
[trans patrick bateman voice] new pronouns. what do you think? i picked them up from from the store yesterday. that's "they/he", and the gender is something called "nonbinary".
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i'm so tired of the democrats for hangwringing about roe v wade when they never did shit to codify it for 50 fucking years. just endlessly using it for fundraising and votes.
That’s about as clear as it gets. Donald Trump and MAGA Republicans are responsible for killing Roe v. Wade. And if you vote for them, they’ll go even further.
easy. i'd loan out the $100M to anybody who will take it, slice the debt into risk-defined tranches, bundle it into securities, create a derivative market to shift the credit exposure, and then sell insurance on the defaults. that's how you print free money right there.
If you won the lotto today, like a big one, let's say $100M, what's the first thing you'd buy? Don't say paying off debt, I'm talking, what's the very first thing you'd buy.
not many know this, but the spice in dune is actually a metaphor for they/them pussy. the greatly positive yet extremely addictive properties of both make this very clear
HRT at its core level is just swapping the hormones in one's body, which is more or less accomplished sufficiently by taking enough of the other hormone to the point where one's body naturally stops making the original one. that's basically it. modern formulations are very pure.
it's always really funny to me that british people refuse to call it summer. it's just a heatwave that happens to last multiple months every year. i do not know why this is.
a dune opinion:
i've seen takes that if you didn't read the book, there's no way you're understand anything from the movie and i feel like that take really confuses me. i haven't read the book, but i felt like i had no issues understanding it and i liked that they didn't baby me
following are broadly 1) outdated, 2) using irrelevant studies, 3) barebones, and 4) does not cover the edge cases anyways. it doesn't help either how often they're just not trained for trans patients either. the "careful supervision" necessary is no more than routine bloodwork.
parents be like "now wait a minute, hold on, let me just make your entire transition about me. can't you just think about MY feelings for a moment? how do you think *I* feel? haven't you thought about ME?" and then wonder why you don't wanna talk to them.
i was sweaty, greasy, unkempt, wearing a shirt and basketball shorts, and entirely not presenting fem, so the fact that i'm STILL getting gendered correctly fucking rules.
never mind that the cashier sir'd me later because that was to be expected, still taking this one. poggers