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MOBA player since DotA. Washed VGC + Unite player - I make bad dad jokes and puns 👴 Unite World Ranked Season 1-21 Banner Credit: @SquirtlesDen
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When the Thanks! gamers spam surrender while you 1v9
#PokemonUNITE
#NintendoSwitch
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When you API the Choice Specs/Leftovers Charizard and find out they think they're losing because it's Pay-To-Win
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Not a hero, they scored zero, there goes my ELO! They’re a real go(al) getter!
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Spent 5 seasons yelling at Rotom gamers and now they finally rotate bot and…
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Me, a Dodrio, deep in your jungle
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I guess getting teammates that rotate to objectives is out of my budget 🥲
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Feel like your head is going to explode? Here is your diagnosis
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Pro Unite Tips from a scuffed player/tweeter:
1. Bot Regi > Top Leki
2. Support/Defender Exp Share is good
3. Choice Specs is for special attackers
4. Trans Rights are human rights and no matter how much we may already do as a community, we all need to do better still.
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It’s been a rough season for a lot of people :/
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POV: Defending bot lane tier 2 after they got Dred and pushed
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Sorry Goal Getter Gengar, my friends list is full
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When you have high hopes and expectations at the loading screen but then you remember you’re playing Solo Queue
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POV: Your top lane Gible plays aggro before first bees
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Yesterday I sat in a VC muted along with 40-50 other people waiting to be picked for a team and heard no fewer than 10 times that all 40 of the remaining players were “dog shit,” “bottom of the barrel,” and “thin competition.”
The Unite player base really needs to be ego checked.
Today during my stream the enemy Mewtwo came to my chat to tell me that by the way I played they knew I had to be a streamer or something.
The SAME game, the 27k Greninja on my team that didn't press ZL comes to my chat to
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When the Hoopa throws a portal down just as you’re about to secure the Ray
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My toxic relationship with quick chatters, summarized
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Initial patch thoughts:
-Mewtwo Y still broken
-Cursed items *seem* highly effective for anti-healing but trade off holding a higher damage item
-A9 nerf seemed misguided
-Pika buff is meh
-Tsareena/Comfey goes HAM
-Gengar buff probably fun for solo q pub stomping
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When their Blissey steals Zap with Egg Bomb and the yolks on you for thinking you knew how to secure
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Oh look, my team rotated to the objective and they’re helping me with it and we’re just about to secu-
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Pokemon Unite devs: in the future, we will release all Pokémon, including legendary Pokémon, on public tests making appropriate adjustments to prevent it from falling into a balance that impairs the game nature.
Also Pokemon Unite devs:
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Thanks! gamers spamming surrender while the yellow rat squeaks the dub
#PokemonUNITE
#NintendoSwitch
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Noooo Charizard is bugged y’all. Almost every CC move works on it while it’s in its Unite now. BOOOOOOOOOOOO
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How I imagine the business meeting would go with my Solo Q teammates
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SCARLET/VIOLET WARNING! If you see an Oriocorio in the first area - DO NOT TRY TO CATCH IT - definitely bugged and will take ALL your pokeballs LMAO
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Initial Scyther/Scizor thoughts:
-Scyther is better if you have green ping
-Muscle band is non-negotiable
-Scyther has better burst, Scizor better sustain
-Scyther has the better Unite move but it’s easier to whiff
-Stop throwing a tantrum and afk in base if you don’t get it thnx
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Cursed Incense: Delphox, Slowbro, Inteleon, Pika, Glaceon, A9 (Fairy Build), Sylveon, Mime
Cursed Bangle: Urshifu (Water), Dragapult, Talon, Dodrio, Zoroark, Mewtwo X, Decidueye
Mewtwo Y can't give up attack speed or spoon for incense if you want to faceroll afk A press
More soon
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“You thought Zacian/Comfey and Mime/Mew/Glaceon was bad? Just wait you fools”
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When Zap spawns at 2 min but the team schedules a fight for 2:25
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Oh hey look, they nerfed Mewtwo again. Well everything should be good now and-
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My teammates expect me to know what “Thanks!” means when I don’t think they know what “Gather Here!” means
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Me: I like both men and women
Them: oh so you’re
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WE HIT THE BIG 500 ON TWITCH!!! How should we celebrate?!
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We are gathered here to mourn the sticker climb with Mewtwo Y releasing in one week
#PokemonUNITE
#NintendoSwitch
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Pokemon Unite Worlds Facts: Mamoswine was picked for a match before Lucario.
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Holyyyyy toxic I can’t even wtf?!
Such cringe bullshit. Seriously balance patch fucking WHEN?! Timi, up yours.
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Patch thoughts:
-Zacian LOL
-Pain Split actually good, Curse still better than Hammer
-Spoon is mid, Hood good on Comfey
-Outrage still not good enough to give up beam
More coming soon
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I lost my Dad unexpectedly 9 years ago today. It turned my life upside down, and there have been many times I wish I could talk to him. I think about him every day, but especially on this day. Like I tell all my students, be sure to remind the people you love that you love them.
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Just 5 stacked against gold zacian, blue comfey, blue urshifu, blue espeon, and a green lapras - they have clearly never heard of “grass” or thought of touching it 🤡
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Level 9 Evolutions:
-Ttar
-Machamp
-Garchomp
-Mamo
-Gengar
-Dragapult
Anyone notice anything about the *only* remaining level 9 evos in the game?
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My classes are SUPER into me being on TTV (even if I won’t give them the deets). Today someone made a joke and another student said “clip that.” Then a student tried to make a funny about me and another student yelled “Mod Check!” - tldr I love what I do for a living
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A lot of hateful things floating around lately. Just want to say to all my acquaintances, friends, mutuals, and even people I’ve never interacted with - you deserve to be heard, seen, validated, and live life as your genuine self without qualification or harm. 🤓
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Solo Q players that lock in Comfey when they see a rando Mewtwo or Zacian
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I see a lot of people struggling with mental health on here the last couple days. Just wanted to tell everyone: you’re imminently valuable. You matter. Your feelings are valid. You deserve happiness. Sending everyone good vibes and love today ❤️
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“Who is your Unite main?”
I have 24 green ribbons and 1 blue ribbon…but no gold ribbons. I do not have even close to 1,000 matches on any character, but I have over 100 on the vast majority of the cast. I feel like the equivalent of a Random main in Smash 🤣
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Did I pause my lecture in the middle of class to watch the Super Mario Bros. trailer live with my 110 students? YEP!
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Is it reasonable to expect people to know how to play Pokemon Unite after 8 seasons?
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I hate to say this…
But I am LFT.
Looking For Tacos 🌮
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Drednaw has spawned and 3 of your teammates are Rotom gamers. Who’s your ride or die that can win the Dred fight 2v5? 👇
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Tough day. Been 8 years since my Dad passed away on this day. Gone but never forgotten. Love you and hope I’m making you proud, Dad. ❤️
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I think Season 10 of Unite is the first time in the game’s history where your odds of a “fair” match are higher playing Solo or 5s than Duo/Trio.
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FUN FACT! If you play a 5 stack of Eevees (even in ranked!!) you get a passive bonus: attack for Leafeon, hp for Umbreon, special attack for espeon, attack speed on Glaceon, and healing off of special damage for sylveon
#SmashFax
#PokemonUNITE
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My Solo Q matches are legit making me ponder uninstalling Unite :/
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HOW HAS IT BEEN 15 SEASONS AND PEOPLE STILL DONT KNOW_______. Fill in the blank!
HOW HAS IT BEEN 15 SEASONS AND PEOPLE STILL DONT KNOW HOW EXP SHARE WORKS
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“ALL RANKED and Standard battles will move to the new map”
Attention Trainers! Starting on 9/2, all Ranked and Standard battles will move to the new map, Theia Sky Ruins. Look forward to more intense battles and teamwork than ever before!
#PokemonUNITE
#UNITE1st
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