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Sigh…… RIP dilfboobies it was a good run…… entering dilfguzzler era full of spite
NAURRRR OMFG I POST ONE HATE TWEET TO TWITCH AND THEY BAN MY NAME
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ever since i found out that cis men have tastebuds in their balls i have had dysphoria over not having the ability to dip my balls in soup
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i- this is so fucking relatable i truly cannot
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@noahfinnadams
@iliwyseve
this is true. sws is the equivalent of a dishpan falling in a sink compared to ptv live just sayin
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HOW HAS IT BEEN 15 SEASONS AND PEOPLE STILL DONT KNOW HOW EXP SHARE WORKS
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there’s actually people out there that think trans people are trying to influence their children?? ma’am, we’re literally just complaining about our lack of penis on twitter
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dont worry yal!!! this girl is clearly a defender expert......
#PokemonUNITE
#NintendoSwitch
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trans men trying to figure out how cis men walk
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trans guys be watching sports all day but not dealing with their bottom dysphoria.... y’all are worried about the wrong packer
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why do people think it is okay to have temper tantrums like this....... like get over it???
#PokemonUNITE
#NintendoSwitch
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This was me pre transition plz stop trying to tell me how different my experience was from a cis man’s i promise you it was not
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Shout out to
@PSYKEYstr
for this wonderful banner!!! She’s such an amazing person and a photoshop queen!! Check her out if you haven’t already 💜💜
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Someone tell me what to do w this giant snom I crocheted a while ago. It’s so huge and weighs like 70 pounds and I have no place to put it in my apartment so it just lays on the floor😭😭
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I love saying unite is fun but all I do is insta queue Clefable and press two whole buttons all game
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Okay trans twitter, I have uncovered your true identity. Stop lying to us.
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fruity guy back at it again with the unneeded rage even though we won......
#PokemonUNITE
#NintendoSwitch
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If a Blissey player tells me I am doing something wrong, I listen. Whatever you say angel, here is my credit card number
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This is the face of someone who just got banned from her puppy playgroup because the trainers said she was being a “fun police” (she was trying to herd dogs 3x her size)
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i don’t think Pete Buttigieg should be elected because we can’t have a bottom as president
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This was cool to wake up to!! Thank you everyone for coming to hang out and making this possible 💜 Y’all are the best!
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I need to see everyone’s plushie hauls from NAIC!!! (why clefairy got her whole clefussy out tho)
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NAIC was such a blast!! It was so awesome to meet all of the amazing friends I have made on the internet in real life! I’m so so grateful to have found this little community and be able to make these lasting friendships 🥹
Love all of u pookies with my whole heart!! 💜
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My mother has been a teacher for 26 years. She is about ten years from retirement. She called me the other day to say that this is her last year teaching because she can’t take it anymore . Every time I speak with her she cries about how horrible being a teacher has become. 1/3
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Why are we arguing over exp share? Can we all just go back to not knowing how it works and only running it because we like the light bulb on our heads
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Yall please pray for my mom— she ended up getting an emergency biopsy today for some scary health stuff and are worried she may have endometrial cancer. Just waiting on the results but hoping for good news 💜
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Update! All is well with my mom. She does have some cancerous cells, but it was caught early enough that all she will need is a super easy procedure to remove it all, and some monitoring afterwards. Thank u all for your kind words and for reaching out— it means a lot! 💜
Yall please pray for my mom— she ended up getting an emergency biopsy today for some scary health stuff and are worried she may have endometrial cancer. Just waiting on the results but hoping for good news 💜
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If I go bald it’s because Cleffa insists on munching on my hair after walks
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“Coming up with a gamertag is hard”
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I don’t care about y’all’s win rates and whatever, but I heavily judge you if I go to your profile and you have never played a support character or have very little games on any support.
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Happy National Coming Out Day!
Coming out as trans five years ago was one of the hardest things to do. The constant insecurity and cruelty. Now, I am almost done completely medically transitioning, and my depression is in remission. Trans healthcare saves lives. 1/3
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still banned from pokemon unite chat so I had to go all the way to New Orleans to yap in person
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if trump thinks the moon is a part of mars then i guess asexuals are a part of lgbt
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Many of you knew about my cat, Taco, and how amazing he was. Taco passed away suddenly on Tuesday, May 7th. He different multiple urinary blockages within a 24hr period and there was nothing to be done, even after visiting the ER vet twice.
It has been hard to process and I’ve
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my mom is wholesome. she sends me photos of my pets that i miss. they just set up the christmas tree (find the cat)
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Travelled back to Maine and got my tattoo finished today!! Highly highly recommend getting tatted by Erin at nightbeetle studio in Portland— she recently opened her own shop! IG @ inkworm 🔥
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That tourney was so fun!! Shout out to
@TeamXOpu
for hosting a great event for a great cause.
BIG LOVE to my amazing teammates who made this such a fun day!!
@bigbridjet
@PSYKEYstr
@_Thewither10
@fossilgamingg
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Taco has a very important message for everyone
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Me and my naughty (but adorable) little lady
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Good morning friends!! Happy Stardew update day from me and Cleffa!
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@krystIedols
Vinnie is transferring to Elk River and Brennen is transferring to Princeton. Vinnie, Brennen, Stephen, and Baylor were all expelled. Whoever knows people from Elk River needs to spread this shit and makes sure the kid is not treated with respect.
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It’s miss Cleffa’s first birthday!! We went to the store and she picked out this toy that is the same size as her… she’s officially joined the lamb chop cult
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The gods have apologized to me with these blessings
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they can nerf my supports but they can never nerf me
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Cleffa has grown so much in a month 😭😭 her ears have officially stood up 💜
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i waited my whole life to get these photos, and i can’t believe the beauty and color that comes from a world below the surface
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For having a team that was impulsively formed at 2am whilst heavily intoxicated WE SLAYED!!! Shoutout to the OnlyFriends homies
@Dankosaurlol
@luridluis
@PSYKEYstr
@xokookiedough
🎉‼️‼️
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How are mr and mrs mimikyu handling this release
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Ok but NAIC was so fun what if I teehee and try comp
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am i bisexual or am i just saying i’m bisexual because i have a gay voice and use unnecessary hand gestures
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@Shannonbakerrr
@edmmariluna
They’ve since deleted all these pillows and now they’re at a normal price, BUT if you enter the name in the “personalize this product” section it suddenly becomes 10 thousand dollars. they’re being sneaky now.
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i spent the last three years of my life crying over the loss of corals in the ocean due to global warming, but today i got to swim in the healthiest reef in the world. i don’t think i’ve ever felt more in awe at the world we live on, and i’m amazed at where my passion brought me.
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Pokemon unite deleting every comment with the word train was not on my bingo card
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Yall SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!! She has something very important to say!!!!
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Grammar:
"Bite me, asshole"= grammatically correct and scathing
"Bite me asshole"= kinky pirate
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All my oomfies: just want to let you know that if we have ever interacted in any way in any sense that I have subconsciously determined the car I assume you drive simply off of vibes alone
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My toxic trait in Pokemon Unite is that I have never done anything wrong ever in my entire life and actually it is always the random’s fault
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My mother is one of the lucky ones who gets paid very well for a teacher. But this problem is more than pay. We can all agree teachers are severely underpaid, but also horribly abused in their positions. I never spent an evening with my mother where she wasn’t doing paperwork 2/3
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i’m sorry to those who don’t realize they’re trans until later in life because people on the internet insist you have to know from a young age. keep doing you and living your truth. nobody else’s experiences make yours any less authentic.
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I haven’t played pokemon unite in almost a week and I fear I am becoming mentally healthy because of it
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i heard someone say that they’re changing the name of estrogen pills to anti-boyotics. i think that’s very much adequate
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new goal for phalloplasty surgeons: make our balls have tastebuds so we can get the full cis experience plz
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WHOSE DICK DO I GOTTA GUZZLE ON IN ORDER TO GET A NEW SUPPORT IN UNITE I AM SO TIRED OF THIS
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Or preparing for the coming weeks of teaching. It is so sad to see the life sacrifice teachers make to ensure kids grow up with good educational foundations and a caring person in their lives, and the way they’re treated in return is horrible. 3/3
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I’ve been paying for college myself for years (currently in grad school) with little to no help from my parents (maybe $100 here and there for random things). Tell me why my father just casually told me that he has had a college account for me for over ten years of which (1/2)
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man I spent ONE WEEKEND with a bunch of gay people and now I have pink pony club stuck in my head
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If yall see me at NAIC looking like I just got drenched in water it is simply because my frail little northern self is not used to the heat
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Hello oomfies! Meet the new addition to my family! Her name is Cleffa 💜
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Didn’t expect to be off the internet all day but had some good time with the fam and these cuties!
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Someone said corgi mixes are just corgis with legendary skins and now I can’t look at my dog the same,,,, do u think she is worth 2,300 vbucks
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Do you think this person knows how to look at the battle data or no
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Deleted a few of my socials and turned off my notifications to almost everything. I am free I fear
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He solely uses to mess around in the stock market. The account has $20,000 in it. I was like??? Why did I not know about this? He told me the account is somehow tax free, so he is using my student status to play his little stock market games… Does anyone else’s parents do this??
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Being trans is so weird. I go MONTHS forgetting I’m trans and just living life and then one day I look in the mirror and dysphoria just slaps me in the face
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Blah blah prizes blah blah unfair— JUST GET THESE DUDES THEIR FREE HOTDOGS ALREADY!!!!!
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Yall please stop saying Clefable is busted LET ME HAVE ONE THING PLEASE
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Just hung up some super cute shelves in my apartment and now I am in need of even more random tiny plants to put on them (or more tiny Pokémon figures)
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This was my setup for UCS yesterday: lemonade, wine, cider, coffee, monster, and water. I fear I cannot have enough yummy drinkies at my disposal
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2024 New Year’s resolutions for myself in Pokémon Unite:
1. Learn an all-rounder!!!!!!
2. Upgrade my emblem builds
3. NO TILTING
4. Stop playing the game so much‼️
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Shoutout to
@CurlieQgamer
and
@PSYKEYstr
for hosting the most amazing Queer Qustoms on Unite!!! Made the game even more enjoyable and met some amazing people ❤️❤️
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Terrible week but at least I got a second auto petter in my Stardew save last night
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As a Minnesotan, I don’t want to share bc we love lil Timmy HOWEVER he is going to be spectacular in every way possible, and I am so excited for this election
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Update on this
I really want to watch that new hunger games movie but I know a girl with Down syndrome dies in it and I simply think I would be a mess for the next few years after seeing that
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WHY DO THEY PUT THE MASTER BALL RIGHT NEXT TO THE ULTRA BALL I SWEAR TO GOD I JUST CAUGHT A FREAKING CHANSEY IN A MASTER BALL I AM SOBBING
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hi i just got my name and gender marker legally changed hell yeah
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