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Lieutenant General of the IDF Seed Retrieval Unit; Wikifeet Desegragation Activist; CEO of @HydrAI_, disrupting the way we hydrate ░C░L░O░A░C░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

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@SirOstapBender
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Netflix is releasing a spinoff of the Hannibal series called Hannibal Directive in late November! . Google "Hannibal Directive" to learn more!
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i love how anytime trump dances it looks like he's jacking off two huge dıcks.
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Trump dancing at the Bronx rally.
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I need husband. Am from USA 🇱🇷 🥰❤️
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the couch chose the bear. jd vance will never recover from this
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It's so humid and all my bread is molding fast. I decided to vacuum seal a couple bagels to keep them fresh
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@SirOstapBender
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I need husband 😍 I am from USA 🇺🇸
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The leaves are dropping early. Fall is here! 🍂
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@BoltzmannBooty
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This suggests if you could get like 5 million people to pretend to be Jewish you could just go take over Israel and give it back to Palestinians and then leave.
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@SirOstapBender
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okay which of you perverts favorited this?.
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@SirOstapBender
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Here are all the odds for people to be named in the Epstein list
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@SirOstapBender
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dudes rock
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russia before the islamic revolution in the 1980s
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Putting together a team
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@eshaLegal @detachment_red holistically hand curated from facebook's wide array of ai generated slop.
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Holocaust Encyclopedia, before and after October 7. What happened to all those Soviet civilians?
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@SirOstapBender
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@Shitpost_44 the future.
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@SirOstapBender
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Ready for Halloween 🎃
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@SirOstapBender
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@zlingerrr Ground invasion is either going to be a colossal failure, or they're going to do something unspeakably evil. Either way US wants to deny culpability later. "Look, I just give my son his allowance; what he does with the money afterwards is his own business".
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@big_sister i shall pit them against each other in a contest of skill and strength to determine who has the biggest credit card.
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every day i log onto this site and am bombarded with reminders of just how excessively merciful stalin was to these people.
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James Jackson
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“From the River to the Sea, Palestine never existed”. German leftists show a map of “greater Israel” that includes the Golan Heights
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@Danylo1942 @_Reaganite_ Follow your leader.
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@janhopi @Solidarity_Star Why you gotta do gary dirty like that? .
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we gotta replace that aryan proud boy "Yes." guy with this one, it's time for a change
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@SookieWinehouse You're telling me. I just had to chase tarantino off my lawn when he came to propose with his pants off.
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lol
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@kenklippenstein
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I read Kash Patel's memoir and past interviews to get a sense of how he'd run the FBI. Here's what to expect:.
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@GlobalistLibrul Wikipedia having (slightly) more accurate info about the Holocaust than the fùcking Holocaust Encyclopedia is a bad look I didn't have on my bingo card for 2024.
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@SirOstapBender
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"A well informed citizenry is the best defense against tyranny.". - Thomas Jefferson. They want to keep us ignorant
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@shirkssin_ idk i looked up some ai slop for like 5 min before i found this.
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big things are happening in china
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@fOrGiVeNcHy Powering my neighborhood through infinitely renewable Latino butt heat.
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lol, saddam
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@TheWapplehouse
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I carved a pumpkin
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@socsportsfan Some of the +3000 and up people are def steals. Like you could pick the 10 most likely and just one of them hitting would make it very worthwhile.
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The reason young people can't afford houses is because they splurge all their money on groceries!.
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No. We will not accept this framing as normal.
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@Eve_Barlow Eve Fartlow.
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@SuzukiHaver199 I just reported you for ban evasion.
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🤦‍♂️
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If the DPRK isnt based af, explain this image?
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@certainlynotal Those people last week were just copying me.
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@ME_1948_Updates Live photograph of Ella's dad getting smoked
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We are entering lethal levels of cringe im not sure we've seen before.
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The Hollywood Reporter
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.@MarkHamill brings The Force to today's White House press briefing, calling President Biden "Joe-bi Wan Kenobi"
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The real reason it took SOCOM so long to find Saddam.
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Grove Street. Home. At least it was before I fcked everything up.
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@thecybersurg
The Surfing CyberSurgeon©️ 🔪 🏄‍♂️🤙 ☮️
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Imagine waking up to this every morning. I’m like a kid on Christmas Day every day!.Fkn love the Cybertruck
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lol
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Found some different odds from another site
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@Danylo1942 @_Reaganite_ Too bad israel hasnt killed any high up commanders i guess 😂.
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@marcus_herve
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🛑🇧🇫vs 🇫🇷- France paid €60M for the release of her 4 spies imprisoned in Burkina Faso. Folks, it turned out that through the mediation of the King of Morocco, @EmmanuelMacron had to pay Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 €60M before @CapitaineIb226 could release his 4 spies of the French secret
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@SirOstapBender
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I am the hero this city deserves
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@Nblitch67 😭.
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@bimbocommunist "all my family elders were terrorists! does that trigger you, commie? cope harder!".
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@polypocketknife @JustinWhang I need husband. I am from USA & UK.
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@polypocketknife
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it’s so cool that the internet is just this now
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@SAMOYEDCORE As a baby I rotated all the shapes. Circles, rectangles, even triangles.
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@KrangTNelson @pderevere MC: oh one more thing. what's with all the ants?.
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america's cage-free lounge singer
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MALAYSIAN COLUMBO: so it seems like you are not actually a supporter of israel, this was all a wacky mixup. I'm embarrassed to have bothered you with this, let me just get out of your hair.IAN MILES CHEONG: it's fine lieutenant .MC: you have a good day sir. MC: oh one more thing.
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@NeeedlesEye THEY HAVE SO MANY REFERENCES LIKE THIS. like all the gladio jokes. or the origins of the mystery ton of cocaine in the archer vice season. In the last season i think archer has a quick bit about how the us didnt do much in ww2.
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@The_sigma_fem The four genders
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POV you're rfk jr
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@jennineak @Solidarity_Star remember when they banned the russian periodic table from french universities?
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@Kimmylea4 The russian foreign minister made that exact point .
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@feitfor @REMram08 Not exactly what they said, but close enough
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gonna start doing this
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@JumboCarnation this is ableist because i suck on the barrel of my gun to soothe my anxiety.
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anyone know how to monetize depression?.
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@CampbellofTroy ngl it's a catdog situation. am farmer girl.
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still cant believe this happened smh
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@nexta_tv @iwrite4jacobin In unrelated news, check out my new gardner! .
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@nexta_tv
NEXTA
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The head of the Ukrainian intelligence agency Kyrylo Budanov urged "not to rush to conclusions", speaking about the death of the leader of the PMC "Wagner" Yevgeniy Prigozhin. "I am not saying that he is not dead or that he is dead. I am saying that there is not a single proof
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@shawarmarxism Anyone else find it strange that “Rasputin” literally has the word Putin in in it? 🤔.
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@PSPC_SPAC @CSC_SCC_en An award-winning building shaped like a soaring eagle provides a new space for Indigenous ceremonies and promotes a holistic approach to healing at a correctional institution in #Quebec.
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Public Services and Procurement Canada
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An award-winning building shaped like a soaring eagle provides a new space for Indigenous ceremonies and promotes a holistic approach to healing at a correctional institution in #Quebec. Read more: .@CSC_SCC_en #PSPCStories
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@khersonraccoon @posting_forever Hello, I am in Ukraine. Need husband. Please help. 🙏 🥰 😘
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ꑭ✙ TFW ꑭ✙ YOU ꑭ✙ DESPISE ꑭ✙ COMMUNISM ꑭ✙ AND ꑭ✙ NAZISM ꑭ✙
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@ACABylonBee no. if elon bought reddit instead of twitter, search engines would be unusable rn.
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@SiestaSocialist @MissPavIichenko normal website run by a normal boer.
@PuppygirlMao
WAP Goblin 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩🇱🇧
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I have an older relative who JUST joined Twitter. They are an almost completely apolitical liberal. They are following 0 people. No linked accounts. Here are the notifications this person is receiving from Twitter.
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@shellgeist @muddaub video of me typing this message in bio.
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@Tanya_Sabrinaaa Calling it now .
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folks,
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@bimbocommunist these people make trump look so based
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@Rocko64_ I love how the official version taught in every US history class from middle school to college level is, in fact, nazi historiography. Next you're gonna tell me the US apartheid state inspired the nazis or something.
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@KatrinaMartling Here at Fresh Seal LLC we offer custom vacuum sealing packages for all your bog, swamp, and wetland needs.
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they should replace the american flag with this
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@OlgaBazova Correction: Guaido declared himself interim president. Elections canceled.
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Now that navalny has been liquidated, juan guaido sees his chance
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@GarbageApe @johnkkahn Nicholas II was a revolutionary leader who brought about the complete transformation of Russian society through dropping the ball harder than it had ever been dropped before .
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Even from the most reactionary perspective you have no choice but to conclude he was a disaster. Shy and stubborn, but vacillating and indecisive. His rule made life more difficult for civilians and soldiers alike. If you’re a monarchist he’s tragic and incompetent at BEST.
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@bad_histories @MissPavIichenko The nazis had to put their anti-semitism on hold in order to be anti-slavic, because as we all know, you cant hate more than one group of people at a time. It's simply impossible!.
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New infinite money glitch just dropped
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@marcus_herve
Sy Marcus Herve Traore
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🛑🇧🇫vs 🇫🇷- France paid €60M for the release of her 4 spies imprisoned in Burkina Faso. Folks, it turned out that through the mediation of the King of Morocco, @EmmanuelMacron had to pay Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 €60M before @CapitaineIb226 could release his 4 spies of the French secret
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If wrestling is fake, explain this.
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@NapervillePol Does this count as complaining? .
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@NapervillePol
Naperville Politics Guy 🇨🇦🇲🇽
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Reminder after 1948 Arab Israeli war Jordan annexed the West Bank. Never did once Palestinians in the West Bank complain about being part of Jordan. It only became an “occupation” after the six day war when Israel took over the West Bank.
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@feitfor @REMram08 Not exactly what they said, but close enough
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what did tim do??
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@knowyourmeme
Know Your Meme
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On this day one year ago, Jordan Peterson quote retweeted a male-milking fetish pornography video believing it to be a Chinese sperm factory that violated human rights.
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@Utagassbu Careful i think pronouns are considered slurs on this app now.
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@ElBartoArmy US Federal Congressman: hello, i hope this email finds you well. i have recieved your payments (both gold and cash) and will henceforth act as an unregistered foreign agent in direct violation of Section 201 of Title 18. Egypt: 👍.
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@NRSC
Senate Republicans
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Farewell, Ted Cruz. Our hearts sank…. We prayed we were wrong. But if you don't already know, here's what happened.
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Everybody tweeting about the Josh, Chad, and Yuri wines needs to get on my level
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