if i were Master Chief i would have my robot suit that jacks me off IV drip me some everclear so i could more efficiently drunk drive a Warthog on blood gulch
i coughed at the doctor and she immediately went "oh, by the way, we do offer voice training! it would be covered by your insurance!" so i'm self immolating
Soulja Boy threatens to shoot Blueface amid beef.
"Let’s die, let’s meet up and die. Let’s die. ASAP. Let’s meet right now. Whenever you see this Live, DM me the addy. Let’s shoot it up, let’s shoot it out."
WELP
fired from trans kid support group less than 24 hours before this season of groups begins. there is now, to my knowledge, not one trans fem employed at any level by this non profit. there was not one hint or notice given that they may not need/want me back before this email.
shits getting intense. i've been harassed on the street three times in the past two days, twice on my block. in total, more times in the past three or four months than my whole transition. please be safe. deescalate, especially when you're alone or in a small group.
I commissioned
@karen_xmenfan
to draw my partner's favorite X-Men as the Cats from Cats (2019) and I could not have asked for anything better than THIS
I am in absolute awe. Commission Karen to draw you something. You will not be disappointed.
#xmen
#cats
“I want to do the gayest fucking thing you’ve ever seen in your life,” Kristen Stewart says in Rolling Stone’s new cover story.
“If I could grow a little mustache, if I could grow a fucking happy trail and unbutton my pants, I would.”
Read:
if this dumb tweet made you smile, please consider donating to this fundraiser for Mira Bellwether's medical bills. I'm heartbroken by her passing, and her family and loved ones could use any support you have to give. it would mean the world to me 💜💜
Last Fall I was diagnosed with lung cancer. Recently the cancer has returned at stage 4. I’m not giving up. My friends and family are helping me launch an appeal to raise the funds I need to keep going. Please donate and share widely. ❤️
#cancer
@scumbelievable
this person's whole thread (and a lot of people interacting with it) is without exaggeration the grossest thing i have ever seen on this website. the glee with which people are spouting off full-on white supremacy under the guise of criticizing White Guilt is driving me insane.
@RecursiveRose
@ennn_bot
from the link they shared it seems like it is an ideological commitment to "not giving in to other people's narrow definitions of...androgyny"
you really should get surgery and medical intervention if that is something you want! its not worth not getting it just to make a point!
that's 25% of my income. but i'm less upset about the money than i am about having my relationship with these kids i've been mentoring (some for almost two years) just INSTANTLY severed. as though it never existed.
idk if anything in my life has made me feel more fulfilled than having a girl thank me for sending her scholarship recommendations so she could go to college without her parents forcing her to detransition, and seeing how happy she was when she got her first admission letter.
when i was in like high school i used to say i wanted to bartend at a gay bar and pretend to be gay for tips. really i just wanted to bartend at a gay bar and be gay
this is the definition of High Femme Camp Antics
"i keep the magic rock to make my pet dinosaur more lethal in my coral lipstick"
absolute cunt shit i love it so much
my mother saw my copy of nevada by
@imogenbinnie
on the table and was like "oh! i just put this on hold at the library!" and then started flipping through the pages and my bookmark (which, of course, is the manual for my vibrating butt plug) fell right the fuck out of it
@cbfplr
He could’ve made the SAME POINT and accomplished his goal by going in and buying a candy bar and a water bottle. But instead he chose one single piece of wood
important to note that this org is headed very very largely, almost entirely, by cis parents of trans kids. also important to note that they seem to be moving more in an advocacy direction than a programming/assistance for actual trans people direction. which also SUCKS
@rachsyme
Lord Timothy Dexter! Bumbling celebrity millionaire from 18th-19th century USA. Wrote an unpunctuated philosophical treatise that is illegible, built statues of himself all throughout his manor, faked his death so he could attend his own funeral and see how sad everyone was!
jesus christ, i can't stop thinking about these kids i'm never gonna see again. who are never gonna see ME again. last meeting a girl told me i was like her second mom. i sent this other dude a GLOSS song and he said his life changed.
it feels like there is a hole in my chest
got in trouble in 4th grade because when benedict xvi was selected i made a comment about how he was a nazi, and my teacher screamed that "Being in the hitler youth is not being a nazi" and then she had to explain the hitler youth to a bunch of crying, screaming 10 year olds
chicago lovers!! i'm tabling and fundraising for mutual aid hrt distro. come say hey! but me a drink give me a kiss come get some estrogen say hi to rory
i smoked weed for the first time listening to summertime clothes and the first boy to go down on me gave me that weed also he went down on me while listening to summertime clothes and smoking weed to summertime clothes by animal collective at the same time
3 years on hormones today. estrogen can really fuck up a good sad boy. i have not looked at first picture (taken in doctors office) in a VERY long time and it's a lot to process.
i'm glad i'm still here. i did not expect to be. happy tranniversary to me.
simply put, Mira Bellwether's writing saved my life. No piece of art was more important in my learning to not be suicidally disgusted and confused by my own body than Fucking Trans Women. I am so deeply saddened to learn of her passing.Please tell your friends you love them today
@chick_in_kiev
As am I. Especially living in Chicago with the lollapalooza super spreader event going on, I am feeling a particularly strong flavor of absolutely hopelessly terrified right now.
a few days ago a friend gave me this tattoo, a line from FTW that has been a guiding principle for me. Through Mira's work i learned the joy and power of expressing gratitude and and pleasure freely. Of telling other people what you love about them. Of being sentimental about it.
@draculavoice
@scumbelievable
Trans woman comes up with a way to start a conversation with someone stealing from her that does NOT involve any aspect of carceral justice system (see also, a cop)
This trans woman is recovering from being shot and trying to raise money to cover rent while she recovers, and trying to buy a car so she can see her kids. Please dig deep and help her out.
Please donate to help a local trans woman who has been through more pain than any person should have to endure ❤️ Allies, please put your money where your mouth is.
ZOOM PSYCHIATRIST: So the medication? Are you still feeling ok on your current dose?
ME [in other tab typing 'she sufjan on my stevens' into twitter]: The what? Yeah
truly wild that if I were to file a discrimination case for when I was harassed out of my service industry job for being trans, i could file it with an X listed as my gender.
with at-will employment it's not like there are any strong protections in place
yet another prime example of how teaching cis people that "gender and biology sex are two completely different things" was a huge fucking mistake
this dude's talking about how "thinking about homosexuality in animals" gave him the idea to abolish gender and abolish trans people