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Appalling that God thought i wanted a human body. why didn’t You make me a worm
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this speech doesn’t land for me because
1) it’s not personal to her character. it isn’t grounded in her experience. we don’t know her. she’s ‘every woman’ but she’s not even a person
2) the barbies have never experienced this. why do they react like They Know.
imagine reducing a movie with the most heartbreaking/influential speech for women ever to a movie about “big boobs” like I’m so serious we need to find a way to reproduce without men
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no child should grow up in poverty. only half should
No child should grow up in poverty. The American Rescue Plan will expand the child tax credit and cut the child poverty rate in half.
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I cannot express how much I do not understand nor relate to this tweet.
It's remarkable how different life feels, less than 3 weeks later.
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i’m okay with feminism 101! but it has to mean something to the characters it has to be earned
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celebrate the end of henry kissinger by supporting the good boys (rats & dogs) working to undo part of his legacy by detecting buried landmines across the global south!
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this image just came into my house and whacked me in the head with a lawn chair
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If You Liked It I Am Glad, I Did Not Because I’m Evil And Went To A Women’s College (Redundant)
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@RepMTG
didn’t you actually try to overturn the 2020 election though. like literally one week ago
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@______Elijah
@silvergelpen
yep the whole basis was barbie land reduced nuanced real life systems to hollow stereotypes. this + the other deprogramming speeches explained nuanced real life systems (poorly, but,) to characters in a fantasy world, who had no basis for understanding
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real Margot-heads know her real snub was losing the best actress award for I, Tonya
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oh no my tweet has officially left its intended sphere. it doesn’t land for Me but it may for You!
also apparently it must be said: i’m a woman and im not part of film twitter. im just tweetin
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11 year old me just a few turns away from a cultural victory in sid meier’s civilization when my mom asked me to come eat dinner
no, he CANT pause it... hes playing an online game
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Art is subjective and that’s why it’s art! Art is subjective and that’s why it’s beautiful!
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1. it’s not bad for the environment
2. we do not drink the chicago river water
3. a plumbers union does it. go unions
4. this happens every year
5. chicago good
GOING GREEN: The Chicago River is dyed a vivid green in celebration of St. Patrick's Day!
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like many people i’m still inside without a vaccine or the stimulus money that was promised, student debt hasn’t been forgiven, thousands of people die every day, WHAT HAS CHANGED
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So selfish for Elizabeth Warren to stay in the race. She has Zero chance of even coming close to winning, but hurts Bernie badly. So much for their wonderful liberal friendship. Will he ever speak to her again? She cost him Massachusetts (and came in third), he shouldn’t!
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@sheabutterfemme
people can be frustrated with switching to a different format that is harder for them to learn with personally, but the idea that online learning is somehow inherently useless and a waste of time misses the reality that many people do online classes and need/enjoy them!
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@CurtisHouck
friendly chicagoland resident here to say welcome, all new rahm haters, to the club. happy to have you
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@Nicole_Cliffe
rational brain: these people are human beings and i should respect their lives, choices, and privacy
screaming brain: Tessa Virtue And Scott Moir Invented True Love
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i personally love having a brain that enables me to think about the humble mongoose for hours at a time but render me completely unable to send one (1) email
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@historicalfits
for me it’s styling (and cosmetic surgery). someone who’s wearing 21c makeup in a period piece can be jarring because it doesn’t follow the beauty standards of the time
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every white smith alum is shocked beyond belief right now that smith college, historically racist, is racist
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some of them also get trained to double check tuberculosis tests!
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@RachelMComedy
this has been the weirdest week for my ocd since i was diagnosed!!! i feel both validated and horrified regarding my tendencies/thoughts
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@TheLarch4
@Rafaelalv2002
i agree! tbh fellowship deserved it too. it is the most seamless of the three
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@MidwestDeplore
@yayfreire
this film should’ve won a bunch of awards and been super beloved based on its quality but instead i feels like this niche little thing that only me and my fellow gay leftists have seen
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someone did not google what “the zone of interest” title means because i don’t think we want to send jimmy kimmel on a magical journey that starts with auschwitz
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corporation with rainbow logo for pride: i, MR MONEYBAGS, love the gays &money
straight white liberals: Yas queen
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Queer eye but it’s just five ophthalmologists performing eye exams — also they’re all gay
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Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I’ll tell you something: that coat don't look like a girl who struggles.
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an alum on par with julia child, betty friedan, etc
finding out she went to smith feels like ive uncovered a new meaning to her videos
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@alexcalden
still quaking with fear from when the girl next door to me in my college dorm sent an email to the entire house telling us her 'love friend' would be staying over that night
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popping into the discourse to say i have been pleasantly surprised with pritzker as governor and all IL republicans can f*ck off
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olympic athlete: [makes a small and understandable error]
me, covered in fruit gushers wrappers, has never exercised in my life: Rookie mistake
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snails are incredible. little slime worms with a house on top
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forever chasing the high i felt when i found out tr*mp had c*rona
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there was no way a straight woman could play sansa!!! that character is a lesbian!!!!!
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does any other college spray rivers of soy sauce across campus before it snows or is it just my terrible demon school
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i want a 16th century swordsmen to k*ll me in an alley in lisbon
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they call me mister accepted to grad school
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@kenzvanunu
“they had that one bitch hiding apples like they were riddler trophies” Very respectful way of talking about a literal child who was based on the real life resistance
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@twitersbadboy
no it seriously holds up so well. it’s the only c0p media that is actually good
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FUN FACT: men attend smith college too!
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calling the American War for Independence the “Revolutionary War” is irresponsible. it was not a revolution
Unpopular opinion: History Edition. (LMAO does this format even work with this discipline?)
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everyone is always saying stuff like “this is anti italian discrimination” but this ACTUALLY is
It’s a-Chris Pratt! The actor will play everyone’s favorite Italian plumber Mario in the Super Mario Bros. animated film.
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@kendallhosseini
it goes on for way longer than you’d think and a bunch of the stars already there are blank
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this is the only tiktok with vine energy (2/?)
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me crawling into office hours on all fours, echoing medieval ritual penance practices as i wail and suffer: oh i am a wyrm
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i am going to eat the DNC. delicious
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titties out at the art museum. If the paintings can do it so can i
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everyone using chatgpt deserves this
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come se dice...........i want to take off my skin to release my anxiety
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@dansinker
i’m a grad student that lives off campus and seeing all the undergrads moving in on campus this weekend is making me feel like i’m losing it
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please god can we call this election already so i can start bullying biden without liberals yelling me for supporting trump
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to everyone who has or will ask me what my post-grad plan is: pleased to announce i'm becoming a cabbage farmer on long island in the year 1776. thanks to all who supported me
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i love the argument against permanent DST saying “kids will have to go to school in the dark!”
uh then maybe schools should just start later lol
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i can’t believe it was just socially acceptable at my high school to pelt freshman with pennies during the first week of school and that the practice has since just vanished. a bunch of yellow bellied cowards go to that school now. back in MY day you got clocked with coins
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nobody:
jk rowling: professor slughorn is like the guy who is all sweet and nerdy but holds you down and makes you cum until your calves cramp
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it's a shame that the public library isn't open 24 hours a day so i can't walk on all fours down the road just to touch all the books at precisely 2:17 am
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all this discussion of milkshaking has curiously left out the origin of this most holy trend
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hillary: is corrupt
trump: assaulted women, is a literal white supremacist, is a literal ball of slime
people: They're equaLLy bAd!
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[pointing to the ground] Them he earth
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