Simon Levack🎗️
@SimonLevack
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Grumpy old git. Escaped lawyer. Philosemite. Wrote some books about Aztecs.
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Joined December 2020
Anyway since you now can't buy so much as a cheese grater on Amazon without a note from your mum, why not buy one of my books instead? First two are now available on Kindle (free with an Unlimited sub!) #ShamelessSelfpromoWednesday
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@MorganE07969703 @theospreyuk @VintageMrHobbes @CageFooName Bravo. Though anyone who could explain away Nausicaa, Calypso and Circe to the missus should have been able to cope with the odd dodgy image on his phone.
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RT @DanBurmawy: Listen up. I am Jordanian, and I tell you that the two-state solution is dead, stone cold. And I’ll tell you why. Back in…
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Well that's the Minoans fucked then.
EARTHQUAKE UPDATE: Santorini Island & on the coast of Lemnos in the Aegean Sea, the sea began to recede to a serious extent... 🌊
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@MorganE07969703 It's not what it looks like. I can explain how I came to be tied to this mast, honest.
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RT @OutpostStudios: Do you know how to add up Pounds, Shillings and Pence? @DominicFrisby is on hand to explain the intuitive beauty of pre…
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@Otto_English They won't give a toss. They will judge KB by what her school does for their kids and nothing else as anyone who isn't a psychopath would.
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RT @Emma_A_Webb: I’d wager, Otto, that anyone outside of your little bubble would admire the strength and eccentricity that has created one…
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If I see anyone clapping or banging a saucepan I shan't be answerable.
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@fenlandflo @MercerCait As someone on the Extremely Clinically Vulnerable list I shall spend the day sitting in one room with the windows closed waiting for someone to leave my food parcel outside the door, as I did* throughout lockdown. *not, of course, because I'm not an idiot.
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@TSinghmorethanl @toadmeister Pfft. These guys are amateurs compared to the ones who worked on the Bloody Sunday inquiry. Now that was god-level grifting.
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@fkrougman How many pens is that now, Fabian? Must be close to one for each letter of the alphabet!
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RT @LeanneSpurs: Why hasn’t Starmer also removed the whip from Labour MP Oliver Ryan? He was an active member of this WhatsApp group ‘Trig…
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Is this the original "This Is Fine" meme?
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