Shonathan Perrius
@Shon_Perrius
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The World named me a dead-man since before my birth. Jesus Christ is who gave me life. I am a Husband, Father, Laborer and Entrepreneur.
Kansas
Joined August 2023
An endeavor never taken, because you might be afraid of discomfort, was the life you will never have in the land of Milk and Honey.
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@OrwellNGoode "Hogwarts will change a man.". Why, how did you change?. "I used to be white.". (if you get the reference, I'll follow you).
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@DelusionPosting Imagine being that one guy that took her out, wine and dined, spent time outside of the bedroom. He saw red flags and just politely took her home and went on his merry way. Guys, never sleep outside of marriage with a woman that wants to be married.
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@sirjackofmorley @elonmusk I have 4 kids, and being poor has done nothing to curb being a good father. I’ve said it before, having plenty or having nothing, God will provide. I’ll say with how hard things are, we have enough.
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@ShitpostGate “John Smith”. Later on the news:. 750,000 people across the world had a sudden heart attack all apparently named John Smith, except those who changed their name in accordance with the law TO John Smith.
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@H0t_Karl @sometimesjoey @gunsnrosesgirl3 I worked with a Boer whose job it was to shoot at and kill poachers. No matter how many people they killed, new poachers would keep showing up.
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@Tactical_review This is a copper coated and painted steel core bb that fits in my Daisy Red Rider
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@DerekNeverFails According to cell phone records, public records that is, phones that were detected at her rallies were at up to six rallies, meaning her “packed stadiums” had out of state people driving out to support her. 60% of the phones detected were the repeat folks. 30% were unique.
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@InternetH0F Being a Queen's guard must be such a waste of a good life. Sure, you're practicing such self-discipline, but where is your heart?.
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@PostingOften The only time it is acceptable to have milk first is for the second pour of cereal.
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@ClownWorld_ That rosary on the reverse mirror. Sorry dude, but God tells us to follow the laws and this ain’t it.
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@H0t_Karl @sometimesjoey @gunsnrosesgirl3 The area this guy worked was 500 square miles of open terrain. 4 guys in a buggy driving around with 7.62 NATO is cheaper than a robot that can’t cover the area or discriminate from photographers, tourists, and poachers.
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@OrwellNGoode In the most horrifying, bone-shattering and mind-splitting voice you've ever heard and not heard:. ". be not afraid.".
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@FUZELAGE_GAMING Stardew Valley meets almost all the quota, it’s inexpensive and ConcernedApe is continuing to pour love into it. Assuming you aren’t a power gamer, there is a lot to do and enjoy about pixelated farming. I’m excited for the Haunted Chocolatier too!.
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@TheFlatEartherr Heaven is filled with bells. Early priests were adorned with bells. All the bells in heaven rang when Jesus was born and resurrected.
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@z_t00n_ As a parent, I also share that small inkling of shame and disappointment. All the times I said to not play with your food, it’s become this. Jk, I am the worst at playing with my food. I often recreate the Close Encounters scene with the potatoes.
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@_munchkinn My kids don’t have a spelling curriculum, and we can’t read their handwriting but they have an A+.
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@Aristos_Revenge I only played Starfield for about two weeks before deciding it wasn’t for me, but that first character that gives you the main ship, once he wanted to open up about his past I just ended the conversation, interrupted my mission, and deposited him back at the lodge.
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@GigaBasedDad But you know what? God and Jesus ask us to SHOUT our worries to them, and they will NEVER stop listening and being full of compassion. 1 Peter 5:7.
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@elliottgray It’s January 2024, almost February, and some rumors of Disease Variant X are about. There are many doubters. Then March/April comes about….
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@NJBeisner So, I don’t care if anyone is atheist. Here’s the truth. God made sex for a man and woman to reproduce. Marriage as an institution is being destroyed. Whenever a man or woman has sex out of marriage, they have an internal struggle that prevents joy in their life. Again, you.
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@BrainStorm_Joe @RebelLiberty5 Absolute Zero. Kelvin amounts of zero, the Secret Service needs to be investigated.
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@DelusionPosting Ears heal extremely well, I had a weld burn so bad that my ear had a 3rd degree burn. But you wouldn’t know that now.
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@legitscottwoz @ShitpostGate I like the idea of parachute loot drops. I want that new two-burst AK anyway. Have at it, boys!.
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@estockbridge This could be useful in other situations. A guy and his girlfriend are on a date, but she needs monthly supplies and the women’s is all out. She asks her boyfriend to see if there are any in his bathroom. Far as I recall, feminine products have been in both bathrooms at various.
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@neuroticlullaby This situation is double-sided, it has a lot to do with my earned trust of the host adult, knowing they'd trust the third party as well, but also that I can trust my child to know when it's time to leave if things became unusual. The precedent of not being told about the arrival.
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@EvanPlatinum Some family members moved to Indonesia and the immigration board said they needed to pick a religion. When they said “what if we don’t have one” the board said “we don’t do that here. Muslim, Christian, or Buddhist?” So they said Christian and that was that.
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@svukeve Igloo officially says to NOT do this, and can cause a rupture to occur when the water freezes. It was never intended for this purpose and the air gap is necessary for the cooler to function.
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@GoodReddit bro, rough housing isn't gay, you know how intimate wrestlers get? It's not gay, bro.
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@lporiginalg More like gentiles are learning they never needed to circumcise their kids. It’s purely on the Hebrew tribes.
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@jvnkyard_jake I don’t know if this would slide past the human registrar, haha. Sadly Kansas doesn’t let us use zero.
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@ShitpostRock It’s a natural occurrence and the fix is valid. What many animators don’t realize is that boobs aren’t some independent object that ignores the fabric of physics, space, and time.
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@LeadingReport Too young. Make it 24, the cut-off of being on mommy and daddy’s health insurance.
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@Whotfismick 12 kids took way too much cough syrup, four had seizures, one ended up in an epileptic coma, two were hospitalized and had their stomachs pumped and the rest tripped balls and vomited all over. Also, a junior girl was caught in a parking lot across the school taking it from a.
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@caseylwilliams It hasn’t been the same for years. It honestly ended a long time ago for me, the sword is finally buried.
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@Dazzshallperish Gojira is the best thing to come out of France - besides Carpenter Brut - in a long time. They deserve this epic spotlight.
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@discordthreats Neat. But thanks to my hyper flexibility, it was just a little stretched. Don’t recommend for people who aren’t floppy.
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@DelusionPosting Not inherently wrong, it does mean to change your thinking and to STOP sinning, recognize your faults, and seek Jesus Christ. The word is "Repent, go forth and sin no more.".
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@DelusionPosting An overloaded .50 lead ball from a black powder musket would turn human upper bodies into mulch. They were used to hunt deer, and there was plenty of meat left over. God help us these people are so stupid.
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@genmxn I prefer to go through things because the inner turmoil can’t be shared with others in a way that makes sense, and I need to feel those feelings. It takes real courage to look at the darkness and still know that somewhere inside there is peace.
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@cerisbeech A man doesn't need a woman that throws out his favorite hobbies so she can soak up all his attention. Pokemon is life. Pokemon is love. If he wants to share the cards with you, it's because he loves you.
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@Rothmus The drama I started. WOW. Didn’t know having expensive ingredients in my pantry would turn out like this.
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@wideawake_media @elonmusk To be fair, I also do not shake the hands of goblins when I travel to Europe. It's not a racism thing, it's their odd manner of ownership and trade that gets me.
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@PostingOften Only the USA and state’s flag should be flown. People can do what they want at home with their own dime.
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@PostingOften It’s a flag. It doesn’t represent me, but it’s on the hood of an orange car that keeps evading the law man.
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@NoContextHumans I see why people think calculus is hard. Reading the comments has been fun. Cumulative law applies. Solve PEMDAS. I’ve heard of other formats, but they’re irrelevant and confusing. The equation can be written as such:. 6+6+6+i(6^0) .6+6+6+i(0).6+6+6.18.
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@JustinLamp61069 @InternetH0F Money can be made anywhere, but our value in our heart is the real treasure.
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@EdKrassen Putin said US missiles in Russian soil is an act of proxy war, and that would be the final pendulum swing before nuclear options are considered. But it seems like you’d prefer MAD wars over a Trump Presidency?.
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@iluminatibot I’ve got ammo, a home on the books, a good sustainable job, family. Above all, I have God.
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@GoldenPortable Then one version of Trunks powers up wrong and is stuck in an eternal state of BEEF CAKE NO F’s GIVEN and annihilated all the enemies in the doomed future the Z fighters created. Good times.
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@TeamDelirium 6 are left. I have is present tense. I broke, I fried, I ate, all past tense, which must precede having now.
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@Globalstats11 @PicturesFoIder And later after giving the sheriff his witness report and testimony, walked a free man to his favorite breakfast spot and had a cup of coffee and told the ol’ gang how exciting it was.
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@sweetiegoat1776 His parents are both behavioral health therapists. With those skillsets and this 20 year old was able to act like a scout sniper without any formal training is really odd.
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@RespectfulMemes Them: I’m trans. Others: Don’t care, didn’t ask. Them: Oh, okay. Both of them: *turn 360° and walk away*.
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@TaraBull808 Pretty incredible they are exposing themselves. What was it again? The Power of the People only extends, in part, to the Elected Officials? Their party voted for Trump! Support Trump!.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Deciding finally that having depression and anxiety just isn’t worth my time.
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@GunloverClub1 If it fires actual 22lr, my son would have a good time with it. I said what I said.
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@s8n I'll be honest with you for a moment. This packaging makes way more sense when you have children, say aged 2-4, that are still learning the basics of introductory word-problems.
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@GoldenGordon13 @BasedRPG Voldemort is indeed a pussy, he had to split his soul 7 times because he was never as good as Dumbledore and never would be.
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@DelusionPosting But shotguns are used in war. The first utilization was massive shot canisters loaded into naval cannons specifically for shredding deck crews, all the way back before 1500 ad.
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@ilovemisalolol @sirjackofmorley @elonmusk It has not affected us in the slightest - that is, in a negative way. Scarcity has taught my kids to use their imaginations, and how being bored is a benefit not a burden.
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@TiredMemeClown I just taught my 7 year old how to read an analogue clock. Some day she’s going to be treated like a wise person being able to know what hands are what. Or treated like a witch. Dunno.
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@Sarahthelizard @jickjohnson @AnimeSerbia This is a lazy comic where one still was drawn and only the zoom changed. Yuck.
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@Emmawasjim @DelusionPosting You can see these women a mile away. My wife can’t see us not married.
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@LibertyCappy Today it was discussing the leftist women making poison from a belladonna plant to kill their husbands that voted Trump.
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@truckdriverpleb I can't tell whats more creepy. The eerie sense of emptiness in this town, or that our governments have access to space lasers that can burn up a town and make it look natural during a calamitous fire season.
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@JesseKellyDC That’s just great. I paid rent, which is 33% of my income, and my family has $86 for two weeks’ worth of food. But I’m just. So. Glad. Mr Zelenski keeps getting money. Please note my sarcasm in this situation.
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@SonofManwithus Are you committed to this? Or is it engagement farming? I can only share what worked for me to drop from 240 to 185.
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@WholesomeMeme I regularly make my kids watch the credits to appreciate the people who made the show or movie.
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@DelusionPosting Not once in the Bible did God ask for human sacrifice. Jesus was the only sacrifice. No other religion sacrificed a perfect human for their salvation. Now, that said, the Holy Spirit will straight up end the life of one that blasphemously offends the Lord.
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