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Val 🌱
2 years
My dad’s ashes are in my car right now. I’m not okay.
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2 years
What if Peter Pan was the bad guy who kidnapped kids and Hook was just trying to stop him?
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1 year
I have a job interview later and I’m freaking out a little. It came out of nowhere, one of those coincidences in life that seem to perfect to ignore. Fingers crossed for me? 💕
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While we’re at it, what is this tool and what do you use it for? I have one and I can’t remember when or why I got it.
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Do you ever refrain from liking someone’s tweets so you don’t seem obsessed with them but you actually are 100% obsessed* with them? * in a friendly, not unhinged way
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2 years
Would you take your kids to a (very mild) punk concert if they asked? Asking for a friend.
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8 months
Serious question: how do people not feel like something horrible is about to happen all the time?
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2 years
I hope both sides of your pillow are cold.
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2 years
Felt cute, will delete at the first creepy comment. Also, last day of work, I’m almost free 🎉
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2 years
Been having a hard time, mentally and emotionally. I’m feeling scared, lonely and hopeless. There’s no real reason for me to feel like this, but my brain decided we’re in panic mode just because, and coping is quite hard right now. My brain sucks.
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Val 🌱
8 months
In Rome we have this thing called ‘Spaghettata di mezzanotte’, literally midnight spaghetti. It doesn’t matter if it’s late or what recipe we use, the spaghettata di mezzanotte is a staple during late nights spent with friends. And I think it’s beautiful.
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Val 🌱
1 year
Writers retreat anyone? I’ll bring the wine.
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1 year
These jeans are 🥰 Sorry for the mess in the back, I’m baking bread and focaccia for the kids’ school snacks 😊
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2 years
Can you still do a forward roll?
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2 years
You know when they say you shouldn’t go grocery shopping if you’re hungry? Well, they’re right 🙈
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Val 🌱
2 years
I’m not feeling seen today. Where have all my people gone? ☹️
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2 years
My sweet Ciuzza died in my arms today after spending the past 16 years with me. I already miss her.
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Val 🌱
2 years
OnlyFans, but it’s just me cooking my favorite foods while blabbing about all the wild animals I wish I could pet and how that could kill me.
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Val 🌱
2 years
Having a toothache is a valid reason to spend the whole morning on the couch, right?
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2 years
The husband cooked tonight. I’m happy to report we’re all still alive. So far.
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This will forever be my best photo. I’m in love.
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Val 🌱
11 months
Well, I’m not a doctor… 😅
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Val 🌱
9 months
Dudes, is this true?
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This made me cry. Gentlemen, some of us are here and we’re listening. Reach out, ok? ♥️
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2 years
*Enters password* Wrong password, try again *Changes password* New password can’t be the same as old password 🙄
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Val 🌱
1 year
Am I flirting shamelessly with a producer because I want them to buy my screenplay? Yes. Am I ashamed of it? Fuck no, I don’t wanna go back to work 😅
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I’m deactivating for a little bit. I’m okay, just very stressed for the house situation and I don’t feel like engaging/peopling. Love you all, folks. See you in December ❤️
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2 years
I’ve been setting up my Twitter Circle for a couple of days now and hey, I don’t think I’ve ever talked with more than half of the people following me ☹️ Don’t be shy, say hi! I’m curious to know you all 💕
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Val 🌱
8 months
This is silly and it makes me laugh a lot, but I hope you all know what dihydrogen monoxide is by now 💕
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Val 🌱
4 months
Cultural question ^_^ When dating someone do you have to make it clear that you want it to be exclusive or is it kind of a given?
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Val 🌱
2 years
I know I always talk about the same stuff —perks of being old, thanks— but hey, look at what my daughter did! It is an actual homework for her art class and I love it! You can also hear my awful attempt at dubbing the monster 😂
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Val 🌱
2 years
Friday vibes. I’m making pasta, who wants some? 😄
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1 year
Cake it is. I swear I only had one slice 😂
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Val 🌱
2 years
Veganuary, day 8. Beyond burger and stuff 😋
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2 months
Have you ever touched a dead body?
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Val 🌱
1 year
Happy Birthday to me ^_^
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11 months
Wow. A lot of new followers 😱 Hi! Quick recap: I’m autistic and vegan. I talk a lot about music, food, my family and mental health. I believe instruction and healthcare should be accessible to everyone and dream of a world where nobody tries to harm others.
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1 year
I can already say this is gonna be a horrible mental health day 🎉
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2 years
Lol I feel this 😂
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9 months
Yes please. (I’m kind of back I think)
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2 years
@ask_aubry She should let him go and change the locks. Eww
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Val 🌱
2 years
Sometimes I feel like rewatching Supernatural, but it also seems like a full time job.
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Since it’s pretty much confirmed, I’m starting teaching coding and educational robotics to a class of 10yo kids tomorrow. I’M TERRIFIED 😂
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1 year
Let’s crush this Monday, people ^_^
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1 year
Sometimes I don’t even know if this is a midlife crisis or I’m just turning into an Italian grandma.
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Val 🌱
2 years
No more pictures from me. Some people are slimy as fuck and the ick is way too much.
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