Molotov Cocktail
@MollyCocktail
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in @scooter235432ās arms
Joined September 2010
I had to do the unthinkable tonight and lay Nilla to rest. A tumor rapidly grew inside her intestine and was obstructing her ability to digest properly. I couldnāt in good conscience, ask her to go through painful surgery and chemotherapy which for her type of tumor, had very
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When my burger was ready, the clerk called out ā867?ā. I yelled back 5309. No one laughed. I am old.
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Think about it - every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends.
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My niece (crying): Why are the other girls so mean to me?.Me: Girls are being mean to you? What did they do?.Niece: They said Iām ugly and they pushed me and made fun of my clothes. I donāt want to go to school. Me: *has flashback to my own childhood and being bullied non-stop*.
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Maybe shooting stars are angels flicking lit cigarettes at us. You donāt know.
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@my_problematic If you donāt want to tumble down the Google rabbit hole, Iāll save you time. DD/lg stands for Daddy Dom / little girl. It is a common dynamic in BDSM / kink where the Dominant or Daddy, assumes the role of protector, provider, lover, disciplinarian, and friend. The submissive aka.
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@DreamLeaf5 She was only required to keep the door opened and unlocked. She didnāt. She loses the door. We call that consequences. Itās unreal the number of people here that think Mom is in the wrong.
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Black knee highs, black panties and black coffee.
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I canāt explain it, but certain mugs just make the coffee taste better.
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I was born Christian but I identify as a Buddhist. Iām transzendered.
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What do you call a guy who doesnāt go down on you?. You donāt.
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@jamesjonesesq Itās bullshit. Teeth are part of your damn skeleton. So I can break a bone in my leg and my insurance will cover it 100%. Break a tooth, youāre fucked.
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This made me cry. Gentlemen, some of us are here and weāre listening. Reach out, ok? ā„ļø.
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Teens: My tummy hurts.20s: My head hurts.30s: My back hurts.40s: My life hurts .50s: Kill me.60s: What?.70s: This used to be all orange groves as far as the eye can see!.
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Ok this is so heartwarming. A woman welcomes her husband home from work everyday. š„¹ā„ļøš.
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@TheKarlKolchak Youāre completely missing the point. A child had enough compassion and insight to acknowledge that the ones pushing her around are lacking something. Not donuts, but esteem. Her answer was to do them a kindness. And I can think of no better answer.
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I didnāt know youād choose me. I didnāt know youād change my life. I didnāt know I love you so. I didnāt know ā¦ you chose today to go. Iāll see you soon my beautiful boi. ā„ļøš¾
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Eminem is a goddamned national treasure. Protect him at all costs.
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Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.
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Oh I just love waiting on clients. Especially when theyāre 25 min late.
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FYI - I closed comments to halt the creeps saying inappropriate things or encouraging violence. I will NOT tolerate that shit.
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Nobody cares that you went to the gym. We care that you went to the bakery.
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@realDonaldTrump You donāt deserve to breathe the same air as these men and women. You donāt know the first thing about Fidelity, Bravery and Integrity.
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Iām a 47 year old woman with the libido of an 18 year old man. I rule.
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I wish my dishes were horny so theyād do themselves.
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@Logically_JC No. Justice is harmony. A balance. And if it doesnāt bind those high and low, it loses all meaning and purpose.
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Get in loser, weāre going to the Scholastic book fair!.
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You deserve an āIāve thought about you all fucking dayā kinda love.
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Iāll drive. You finger me and kiss me deep at every stop light.
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Want to escape to a pillow fort and get naked, boozy, and grabby with me?.
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can we just stop eating ass and Tide Pods. here, try pussy.
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Fake eyelashes look like Venus fly traps. I said what I said.
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Tom from MySpace would never have let this happen.
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Women are very easy to understand. Let me help you. Most of us have been objectified, dismissed, ignored, bullied, made to feel insecure about our bodies, our intelligence, our capabilities and our worth. And thatās just in childhood. We carry those things throughout life,.
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Establish dominance by looking them dead in the eye. Also, eat a banana. Good Friday, fuckers š
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@CloudxRaven 18. Get out and live. Yes, it will be a struggle and it will be expensive, but youāll never regret it.
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@QasimRashid I love watching idiots defend billionaires. Like really fucked up human shields.
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People who get zero likes and RTs and just keep posting are the real motherfuckers out here. Keep that shit up!.
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We still had:. David Bowie.Prince.Michael Jackson.Carrie Fisher.Leonard Cohen.Glen Frey.George Michael .Alan Rickman.Gene Wilder.Florence Henderson.Gordie Howe.John Glenn.Muhammed Ali. and (sigh) . Barack Obama . #WhatLifeWasLikeIn2015.
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You say Twitter Crush. I say Twitter Masturbatorial Sidekick.
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Being 46 and hormonal is pretty awesome tbh. Most days, I feel like rage fucking or punching holes through walls. Today? Both.
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Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!.Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!.Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!.Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!. #PostASongLyricYouLove.
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Missionary so weāre face to face while the world burns down.
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Stop saying āall menā when what you really mean is āthe one or two asshats that fucked me over.ā. Most men are fucking fabulous.
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Iām under no obligation to make any sense to you.
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@HazelAppleyard_ If you have time to film yourself crying, edit it, include captions and set it to music, youāre not upset. Youāre performative.
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@ZevShalev One word - Luigi. Look closely at who he personally invited. The richest men in the world. Zuckerberg, Bezos,.Musk, Altman, Pichai, and Cook to name a few.
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@Riley_Gaines_ For someone who wants men out of womenās spaces, this is top tier hypocrisy. I guess you need to go back and listen to Trump on Howard Sternās show and he bragged about being in womenās dressing rooms during beauty pageants. Whatever fits your warped narrative though.
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@TristanSnell I think the funniest part of all of this is the simple mathematics that people arenāt grasping. They hear, āweāre going to eliminate the income tax and replace it with tariffs.ā.Sounds promising right? .Well, to make up the revenue required to literally fund the nationās.
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@BritMartinez They also have signs that read, Happy Hanukkah and Happy Kwanzaa. As they always have. The Merry Christmas signage in Target is nothing new. Inclusivity is a long standing part of their core mantra.
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@dannopotamus Sorry Dan, but my jugs are bound up like the obedient sluts they are today. š¤£š¤£š.
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Dear Aliens, . Now would be a good time. Thanks!.
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Iām sorry your man DMd me, but in my defense? Iām fucking awesome.
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Be his safe space to fall and his insatiable little fuck doll all at the same time.
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Someone somewhere is probably masturbating about you.
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If you havenāt made love to a 40+ woman, youāre a god damned idiot.
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@SomaKazima He left her because he couldnāt manipulate her. She recognized that something was āoffā and she called him out on it. Narcissists cut and run when you see their mask slipping. That he love bombed her from go is proof. She may be heartbroken now, but her gut intuition may have.
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King: Good Knight, how fared thy journey?.Knight: 'Twas long and hard .King: 'Tis what she proclaimed. Both: *fist bump*. -Medieval Brahs.
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If you push her up against a wall and she smiles, trust me youāre not in control.
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@YungPhilos0pher @deathmothmanon These are the words of a fragile man child who was rejected by a woman in high school and never got over it. Thanks for red-flagging yourself to the entire female population.
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We had a fucking blast getting hurt growing up. We didnāt need a safe space; we needed a bike, some dirt and our friends. Gen X.
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Women think about sex every 7 seconds, just not with you.
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What the world needs now is relentless fucking snuggles. C'mere you ā¤ļø.
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shower fresh yay! (I know Iām terrifying sans makeup)
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