SHOGUN ASH (He/Him/Dat Guy)
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People keep calling me a real-life Pokemon Professor, so I had to live up to it.
Here, new trainer: an encyclopedia of all the Pokemon in the world!
Introducing the ultimate tool for any Pokemon trainer: The Sho-Dex Desktop App!
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How he out on the beach in his good wedding shoes?
On vacay he just likes to sleep but I got him out for 5 mins for a pic
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"Sell drugs then rap about it. Mmm this is delicious"
I’ll explain since most can’t comprehend
Dinner with Jay-Z is the better option over $500K because of the knowledge & expertise he has. He’ll give you the blueprint on being wealthy and successful. His knowledge will be worth more long term than the short term $500K.
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If I beat you 19 times in a row, we are not rivals, you're my victim.
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I remember when I was on the phone to 111 with severe shortness of breath and they asked me if I was turning blue.
I told them I'm black.
They repeated the question.
Doctors may be missing illnesses because UK medical textbooks often focus on white people
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Hi, it's John. Someone hacked my main account, so my boy is letting me use this one for now. DM me on this one. May the Force be with you aha x
This video is for John Boyega
@JohnBoyega
please consider me for marriage. I have good genes (never had braces) and I can learn how to cook
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No the fuck it isn't; today is the twenty third of January.
How are you so horny you're time travelling?
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Can you imagine both the quantity and quality of rice at this wedding? Incredible
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The reason this pours so slowly is so that you have enough time to realise you're making a huge mistake and quit while you still can.
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"I kept an Arsenal in the trunk, I'm still remembering
Right back when I was swapping that White for Benjamins"
i'm expecting to hear a Ben White punchline on the next Pusha T album
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Maya Jama has dated Stormzy and is currently engaged to Ben Simmons and Margs was like yeah "I'm in that conversation still"
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If Adele is really with Joseph Adenuga, do we now pronounce her name Adele?
I know some of you just pronounced that differently in your head.
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Try and slap an invisible midget that's trying to headbutt your belly button.
Just as you swing he dodges. So you try again.
He dodges again.
So now instead of being obvious, you try and fake him out a couple times then swing again.
You missed again.
Keep trying.
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Can barely use his legs but the authority in that whip gave me flashbacks of an era I wasn't even born into
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Bro they sent a cyclist without a bike. Them man don't respect their athletes
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𝑵𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓: 𝑨𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒌𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒓, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒑𝒊𝒅 𝒆𝒏𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒕𝒐 𝒂𝒅𝒎𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒕.
If women are so unfunny. Why have men not unfollowed us all? Idgi
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Many Men by 50 cent is one of the greatest rap songs ever written.
I will die on this hill.
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Sjsggdhdbsvsgdjsbdbsns that colon placement is holding back the weight of the world right now
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Antoine Griezmann at Halloween
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The cheek to be a racist refugee, these times they're not even safe in their own country, and who do you think that's because of? Because it's not black and Asian people.
That Channel 4 report about the Ukrainian refugees "struggling" to integrate here because there are "too many" Black and Asian people is absolutely not surprising at all.
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Not yours
It’s time for this week’s
#MysteryObject
! Any ideas what these objects are?
http://t.co/6set2h7Bnq
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Should have gone on
@Filthy_Fellas
bro, we not reading the daily mail
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When people had to go back to the office:
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Because I couldn't turn blue, they told me to go to a walk in centre.
I ended up in hospital for a week.
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From when Beyoncé told her stans to take it easy on Jay Z and they collectively told her to shut up and mind her business, you think anyone feels safe?
Do you guys think celebrities are scared of their stans, because fucking hell.
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Let us know which one and you can change that "to" into "in"
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Wait, gyal are doing Meat of the Day analysis
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Everything about Croydon is too far tbh
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Can confirm that when I drink Coke, I don't remove my liver from my body and leave it to rot at room temperature in tupperware for 24 hours.
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When your side ting is putting the whole move at risk by taking photos
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I have two Jamaican parents, you have zero.
We are the same colour.
Why?
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Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Mary J Blige on stage:
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Because it was early morning during Ramadan when Muslims are awake for Suhoor. Churches are closed. But continue to embarrass yourself.
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Man said the debit is a little bit TOO direct
EE is just collecting money from my account as if it’s their account
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*sits in barber chair*
"Can I get a line outlining Jack Wilshere's one touch tiki taka goal against Norwich?"
"sn"
http://t.co/Cb2x4FKfIZ
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It's literally a box of 6. What did you expect, a secret compartment?
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My 4 year old son wants to profess his love for a girl at school tomorrow so I'm up at 10pm baking him some biscuits to give to her.
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Grealish looks like a pokemon but I can't put my finger on which one
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But when the ting went quack quack quack, what were you man doing?
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Sometimes I like to put the condom on after sex
BREAKING: UK finally shuts all travel corridors from every country on the planet
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He'll answer that it's the human body's way of regulating the temperature of semen, a feature necessary for human procreation.
You didn't think this through.
The next time a man asks you why your boobs are saggy, ask him why his balls are saggy.
#SAGGYBOOBSMATTER
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Dripping in fraud the drip drip is so fraudy
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Justin Bieber got fed up of asking "Where are you now?" so he went to link the one man who can find anybody
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Do you know how old Ozil was in 2006?
Seventeen.
This isn't even just collating the stats from his prime. This is his entire career. In 2006 Fabregas, Silva and Messi were already a certy. Man had 2 year head starts on the guy Uno.
Wow
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Why did you even give them that dilemma choose from, you colossal nonce?
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Me:
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Who ever called this dog Sniffles is a direct descendant of the bastard who invented the word lisp
MEET SNIFFLES: Born without a nose, this beloved Florida dog hopes a family will open their hearts to him this holiday season 💓🐾
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*Sits in barber chair*
"I'm fighting Ken Ryu and Bison at this tournament tomorrow and..."
"Ay say no more"
http://t.co/MNE7JdPuOk
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Right hook: flawless.
That kick: flawless.
The last hit: flawless.
My outfit: flawless.
I WALK OFF LIKE THIS ♪
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You're going to be the main villain in Chicken Run 3
Late dinner is an average size one
2 large chicken thighs
1 large chicken drumstick
6 large eggs
Rice with Shitto
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Still can't believe they had the big ting doing donuts like one cousin brother in Asda carpark
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Please tell me why my girlfriend just told me I'm messing up her "French Way"
I said wtf is that
She was trying to say "Feng Shui"
French Way.
I can't believe it.
French.
Way.
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OFCOM sacked one of their most important directors because they called Israel an apartheid state in their personal Instagram.
Just in case you wondered why the BBC and UK media feels like it can get away with misinformation on this topic.
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In Jamaica it's is called FLIM
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She's not leaning because she's heavily pregnant and it'd pull her spine you bozo. There's no support on that chair. Go outside. Touch some grass. Leave women alone.
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In COMPLETELY UNRELATED NEWS, Thomas Partey, a 30 year old footballer, is likely to be sold to a club in Saudi Arabia before the end of July.
In MORE UNRELATED NEWS, Saudi Arabia has no extradition treaty with the UK and you can leave the UK whilst on bail.
The Premier League footballer arrested on suspicion of rape has had their bail extended to a date in August.
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You man are out here smoking onion bhajee
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When you're tired af in the dance and you hear "ATTITUDE GYAL"
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Fucking hell, swallow every now and then
Prince George is gonna be a big bro again! Kate Middleton is reportedly pregnant w/ baby 3
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Lmao at the end she in the back knowing full well she's made a grave mistake
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Man scored 4 at Anfield uno and counted them in front of their fans just in case they struggled with basic maths. This is barely far enough
Sorry men take this football thing too far. There's a black boy in my year 1 class called Arshavin
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Did you just call him the N word?
Looks more like a Palace player than an Arsenal player I don't even know how to explain it 😂
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Anyone displaced by the
#GrenfellTower
fire on
#latimerroad
, find the nearest mosque, they will always take people who are in need.
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What does my sex life have to do with my finances?
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@Oloni
Beg you delete this, he's at one of the most turbulent and painful points in his life. Last thing he needs is to be mocked on the internet. The sort of scenarios that cause a child to have to move into an entire new family are enough to break anyone.
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Man couldn't do it in a big league. Man went to stat pad in the tiki torch leagues. Could never do it on a cold Tuesday night at the Indigo Plateau.
Bottle job too reliant on his one big shooter.
Pallet Town Pochettino
So what do we think about 10 year old Ash Ketchum finally winning a Pokemon League after 20 years of trying?😂
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Bruce Wayne is better equipped to stop Gotham's crime problem than Batman is.
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My daughter is too sho for this life. How can she be doing roadman 1 arda pose already? 😂😂😂😂😂
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Bossman, you've been a great inspiration most of my life, just one tweet and the circle of life is complete
@ThierryHenry
pls Bro!
@Arsenal
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The way America mocks North Korea's patriotism branded brainwashing and then continually goes one further is hilarious.
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They're waiting for him to have 1/64th polish heritage so they can blame immigrants
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Imagine catching a 7hr flight to Croydon for this
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Rape culture is when a man can release a written statement admitting to rape, confident in the assumption that he probably won't be punished beyond the court of public opinion.
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This makes no sense and neither does the way I feel about you
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When your girl indirects you to Oloni and everyone says you were in the right
http://t.co/58fARizQfO
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Holocaust - "Never Forget"
9/11 -"Never Forget"
WW2 - "Never Forget"
Slavery - "Get over it"
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So by my maths that's somewhere in the region of 200 years ago.
What were your family doing in Jamaica 200 years ago?
Quickly.
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No snitching doesn't exist if you're not involved in crime lol too many people are living by the laws of the road without even existing in that space.
“No snitching” shouldn’t exist when it comes to protecting our youth from predators
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Only BodegaCatt could master the four elements of the the TL
When the world needed him most, he vanished.
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Lmao my work overlooked me for a promotion despite being the best qualified candidate and then just phoned me to tell me that I'll be getting a 2% payrise. 2% since 2019.
LOOOOOOOOOOOimOOleavingOObeforeOOOthatOOOevenOOOkicksOOOOinOOOOOOOL
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...you do know that this is a poverty meal right? That's the point. Having to stretch a cheap joint of beef over 12 meals and pad it to high hell with cheap root vegetables and peas is straight out of the 1700s.
Man's eating like he's accompanying the Witcher.
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Yo you lot, look at this clown! I'm not even Muslim, but look how these dons will do anything to push an agenda
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Ghee Unit
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