Sam
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Just here to talk a little Utah sports, BIG12, CFB, & whatever else comes my way. If you are reading my bio, I'm sorry if I upset you.
Joined December 2013
Pre season favorites Utah and OSU hanging out together at the bottom of the B12 standings…
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@InternetH0F His tone switched as soon as he decided to confess, super creepy. Like the pitch and tone completely changes from after he said "Umm yeah I believe so" and then confidence and calmness comes out when he says "a human head and hands" almost like a different person. I feel.
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@kirawontmiss My theory:. The styles that they are wearing, the haircuts, the camera quality, they are all associated with older people. A lot of these people grew up and kept similar haircuts and styles for a while after. Our mind looks at all these context clues and just gives us the vibe.
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@veazydoezit Have you noticed he always starts standing on furniture to try and look bigger after these incidents 😂.
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@hashjenni What are people doing each day that they get so stinky? Like mechanics or dudes working physical labor I absolutely get, working out I get it, but just working at an office or something are people really getting stinky from that in 1 day?.
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@Yourlocalrat7 @Olivertree I don’t know how you managed to read these tweets and not realize it’s a joke between the two of them……. impressive that it could go that far over your head.
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Utah and OSU fans watching their super consistent football programs implode this year…. “you met me at a very strange time in my life”
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@momoe889 @crazyclipsonly Yeah I also recommend never assuming cars are going to stop when I am turning left and it goes yellow to clear the intersection. I wait until I can clearly see they are slowing to a stop instead of relying on them following the rules. Only takes one.
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@spacecabage @ViralMedia247 Bro full threw a full on tantrum and broke a bunch of shit. he's obviously not a well adjusted adult. There isn't a world I can see where he isn't the main problem lol. she was trying to work and asked him to keep it down before unplugging anything. If she needs to make work.
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@vhsbabe I don’t know……but something about it feels genius and profound 🤷♂️ I couldn’t tell you why if my life depended on it though 😂.
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@Hello_NiceBoots @kirawontmiss Going to be funny when the tik tok f boy look is associated with old people 😂.
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@JDDouglas08 @GaryParrishCBS Everything I have seen from legitimate reports says you are completely wrong on this. He was promised 100,000 minimum they ended up paying him 3,000 a month a gross underpayment vs what was promised.
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Is this guy for real?……Ty and Aaron would be graduating this year and honoring them is dragging it out for likes?What is the time limit allowed? I can’t even imagine having so much rivalry brain that I have a problem with someone who tragically passed being honored…. weird.
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@trad_west_ That thing took like 100 years to build and unfathomable amounts of money. we could absolutely build things like that it just doesn't make any financial sense to do so. Also "peasants" didn't design the the cathedral, it was still trained architects .
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@zerowontmiss "terrible heals" after the healers spent the whole game with a good spiderman, starlord, and Venom or whoever chasing them around the second they poke their head out. meanwhile the rest of the team failed to kill anyone else😂.
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@sxnthwave @feraljokes Ye I go 2-3 times a week. One at the beginning of the week for the fruits and veggies I plan to eat that weak and recipes. Then again second half of the week with sometimes an occasional "oh crap I need X" 3rd trip. Also how do people keep their fruits and veggies fresh 1 month?!.
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@TreeTherapeutic @zendadddy @themattmager No. they have not been right about most things lol, they just think they are.
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@javieraliaga_ @riseydoux “Anyone more successful than me that I don’t agree with was just a loser virgin in high school so I’m better than them” Wow such an intelligent thought, and clearly 100% based in reality, no bitterness at all.
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@KFP_Fanboy @FearedBuck Also:. "Woke up to this and it PISSED me off!". "But I don't even care". lol say what?.
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@darthseddius @rob_stod @InternetH0F That's crazy. It seems like the killing animal's thing seems to be almost ubiquitous among future teen killers 🤯.
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@jared_texan22 @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Not everything has to do with parenting. There are many influences in these young men's lives that can lead them astray and some kids will rebel and go crazy no matter how much the parents tried.
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@muheediva01 My interpretations:. K. = I'm done with you. Okay. = I'm done with you right now. Okay. = sarcastic or reluctant. Note that the rules go out the window when texting with a boomer. My dad is the king of just saying okay. to texts.
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@dark_romantiyk You guys live in an alternate reality or something? Vast majority have praised Manny Jacinto and Lee Jung Jae…. it’s the rest of the show that let them down lol. This is what’s annoying about some of you acolyte fans, it can’t be that some people just disliked the show it always.
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@iiTz_Tyrell We are too beat down to have much talk in us and BYU fans just don’t want to jinx it by being cocky 😂.
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@Mykoladoo @streetfighthard Supposedly these guys inviited the fat kid over got him so drunk and high that he could barely lift his head and then did this do him. Cowards were too scared to actually fight the dude even with him being 400lbs.
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@ChristianLanz @interesting_aIl That's what I always wonder. like its basic instinct to just kick your feet and doggy paddle. People who can't swim kind of fascinate me.
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@MaharajNirendra @jakeshieldsajj The guy was also held back by a knife to his throat. These fucking internet clowns though think they are Jason Bourne and would fight off 7 guys with weapons so instead of empathizing with the couple they feel the need to shame him to show how tough they are.
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@BryanDFischer Yeah I don't know what targeting is anymore if this isn't considered targeting. .
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@BettyJo78225 "Don't you have this dress" 😂 Does she even have a dress remotely close to that one? 🤣.
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@rob_stod @InternetH0F Insane man. Did he show any signs of being like this before he did it or did it blind side the parents?.
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@amesflames I have seen it both ways, I’ve seen it with NFL teams, NBA teams, and it’s 99% of the time light hearted banter between fans…. this is the weirdest thing to cry about or gget offended ever “most abrasive and antagonist fan base ever” is so melodramatic over something so small 🙄.
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@KelvinJacksonI5 @iam_johnw Imagine how long the rehearsal took for the Chiefs kicker and the 49ers player to get that bounce off of the back of his shoe perfected.
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@DixieChick0211 @SteveLovesAmmo Ironic you would say that as you completely missed the reference. Asheville has flooded with WATER, she is saying that Donald doesn't see them as a devestated community but as a real estate opportunity.
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@AJDelgado13 @TizzyEnt @SpiritAirlines Who gives as shit if the flight attendants were black and these girls were white? Are you trying to accuse the girls of racism or mislead people in to thinking it was about race? Because absolutely nothing indicates race played a factor here.
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@ThePollackShow @ImMeme0 David are you confused? do you think a gay artists drinking on stage in sparkly outfits is a new thing in America?
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So tonight I have learned many BYU fans seem to really have it out for @AMarkhamRivals, the guy has always done really solid reporting as far as I have seen. sometimes things change from what you originally hear because as with most things in life situations are in flux.
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@GoodPussyJoee @SomaKazima This was an unprecedented outage, the largest ever it takes time to figure out the extent of something like this and how fast you can get systems back up and running. Not to mention low level staff don't know until management does. So no, they couldn't have said something sooner.
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@TizzyEnt @SpiritAirlines Avoiding @SpiritAirlines at all costs seems like the way to go, I certainly will be. saving a few bucks isn't worth dealing with the all too common garbage like this that happens on Spirit flights.
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@MissSassbox My grandma tripped on a normal walk, fell on her face broke her hip and looked almost this bad. Old people can be super super fragile. Also have a friend with a similar story for his mom.
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@NateForUtah Let Utah control Utah land. so we can sell it to whichever business man's pockets we are in or some business owned by a politician. .
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@ElijahBYUAZ I am okay with BYUs ranking , but even I have to admit this guys justification doesn't make sense lol. "We don't penalize for close wins, but they had some close wins so we dropped them" aka penalized them. Wonder if he even realizes he contradicted himself in the same.
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@apurv_anand @historyinmemes Lol when I read she had regrets I thought it was regret about fighting with and suing her nephew…. nope, she regretted not getting all of the money 😂 have fun being miserable and old with an extra 200k lady….
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@nolanpoot @LOBig12 That would sound a lot more convincing if they didn't lose to Oklahoma and Vanderbilt 😂.
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Man some Iowa State fans on here have me actually thinking I might rather have BYU make it to the championship game over them. .
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@omorogiec @PicturesFoIder For the money they put in to it, I think I could have made the curved staircase look nicer. Only thing wrong with the curved was it looked a bit dated, could have modernized it instead of turning it in to that🤷♂️.
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Whitt: “we have a good plan going forward at the QB spot”. The plan:
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@hellikait Uh, feels like you guys are in denial. if it was actually good people would watch it, that is all there is to it. People want to watch good TV shows and Disney + has 160 million subscribers. Are they all bigots for not watching? I'm down to watch the most gay and diverse show.
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@Shtrafi @CalCameron_ @Dexerto I'm pretty open minded guy, and realize I probably did some cringy shit as a teenager. BUT what the fuck is this? I hope in 5 years this cringe haunts him for a long time. dude choreographed, practiced it, then filmed it in probably multiple takes and never stopped to ask wtf.
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I was at Louis Vuitton yesterday and thought it was funny there was no BYU gear. This is way closer to Provo than Salt Lake, too. BY💩 is irrelevant 😂
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@WEschenbach @cipola6672 @DanPriceSeattle If I make my own coffee instead of buying it and spent $1500 on supplies throughout the year, instead of spending $2,000 at Starbucks or wherever. I saved myself $500. Yes the project cost me $1500 but I still saved more than it would of cost me with the alternative.
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I have sources telling me that this is what Micah Bernard is going to do to BYU Saturday 😏
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@Oatbrands @InsaneCope You can buy it from one of the hundreds of other countries lmao or you can just take it with all the other resources you have including more humans.
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@brookstweetz Hardly any of the 160 million + Disney subscribers watched my show and it got cancelled? . It must mean they are all racist incels!
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@_johnbytheway @JeffTutorials @elonmusk The guy made a single route underground road that Teslas drive on? a less efficient metro. We have had underground roads for ever. What exactly are the media supposed to cover about this? People are so caught up in the cult of Elon to realize how nothing this actualy is lmao.
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@TheOldSchoolLib @ElijahSchaffer Its like the kid in class who half assed a project, and is trying to get away with it by using an explanation like "represents X from my childhood, and it is a commentary on societies tendency to avoid hard work".
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@brianwhelton I work in IT. honestly I'd rather have someone do this than get hacked by an extremely obvious phishing email for the 3rd time lol.
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@awoooouwuooooo @choeshow Interesting to see Republicans act like they care about homeless people now, while they already have policies like this in place and bus homeless people to places like California. I assume you will be lobbying your local government to take these encampments on now? So nice of you.
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@iiTz_Tyrell haha this cracked me up, but I have to admit I would be 10x more awkward if asked to do the same thing 😂.
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@YourMaster3000 @KEEMSTAR This is the only way it all makes sense in my opinion. As far as I know if Doc was doing something like flirtatiously complimenting her or something that would not constitute anything illegal but definitely hits the inappropriate zone like mentioned.
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@RICHMONEYINC @githii @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 We expect cops not to shoot 50 bullets at innocent people not doing anything illegal in their own home. They could of backed away from the door and had them put the gun down, they could have announced their presence so the owner knew. Owners could have thought it was robbers back.
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@Jonathanedillon @ImDeshan @historyinmemes Ehh 137 years is not even a blip on a planetary timeline. Earth has been habitable for like 500 million years.
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@ExTerMINater267 @JoeInvestigates @crazyclipsonly Yes trucks can slow down lmao they do it all the time 🤷♂️.
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@WethePeople4God @VersaceCaesar Bruh Tennessee and Indiana had like the same score against Ohio State.
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@FranciKing15848 @dsmith1462 @stillgray They sympathy from me when they pushed him and hit him while on the ground. I do wish they could have learned their lesson without dieing but actions have consequences and when making people fear for their life you will find out whether they are fight or flight.
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@BadNewsSquanch @SWT_Channel @realswtheory I swear you guys don't actually watch SWT. I don't watch the "anti-woke" culture war youtube channels like the other accounts listed in that paper, I have seen their stuff its whiney and dramatic to me. However, SWT is not them and does not talk or behave like them at all,.
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@A_sylvester20 @Morbidful There are rational phobias and irrational phobias. scared of going in tight tiny caves falls under rational in my opinion haha.
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My OSU friends on here, I love you guys, but you roasted us so hard about our bball attendance just to do this? 😜.
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@BuffalOKstate Whittingham is the king of vague. he loves to keep fans and opposing team out of the loop on week to week injuries.
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@optionswinging @FBGreatMoments 1st season was kind of dope. after that I haven't finished because I couldn't stop rolling my eyes at at it 😂.
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@TrueFactsStated We like to get the quirky trees or quirtrees if you will, ours was only $70 because its a little lopsided between the bottom and the top, but we consider it a feature not a bug and it still looks amazing all decorated.
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@ParadigmGauge @StroheckerMF @CarlHigbie Okay on the premise they would be being "controlled" by everyone in the country having an equal vote regardless of state. how does that not mean the reverse now, where the small states are "controlling" the larger ones?.
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@KJovian @thatstarwarsgrl I think you suffer from something else because these are not strangers…. they are co stars and friends, she grabs his hand and holds it herself…. .
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@Theeifra @h3h3productions WTF do you like watching about the guy? He is a complete jack ass and his humor is like fucking 5th grade level.
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@TJMcChristian @AdamZagoria BYU is backed by Ryan Smith a Qualatrics billionaire and now owner of the Jazz, he recently went all in on BYU basketball and helped them secure Kevin Young as coach and the funds for these big name players. Probably trying to win a championship for his alma mater as his return.
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@_MRONO_ @Motabhai012 @bestwildclips I'm sure it wasn't an actual 13 year old it was these dudes pretending to be one. This is a new genre of content where these dudes pretend to be underrage and then confront people that talk to them online.
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@ct_girlie More realistic second frame:. “I don’t think it’s very good”. “Bigot! You don’t like it because you are racist and hate women”.
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@baggiebod @sw_holocron Yeah I don’t get whg people are struggling with this…. people WANT to watch good shows, only a tiny minority of people were “boycotting” . Disney has 160 million subscribers and hardly any of them watched the show 🤷♂️ If you make a good show people will watch it, that did not.
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@bpaiz @Brett_McMurphy Yes they were all top G5 schools similar to Boise and then those previously G5 programs came in and struggled. That's an argument against Boise not for them lol. .
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@LOBig12 No one made or forced anybody to play, Cam and Rose wanted to play and they were medically cleared for no elevated risk or injury. Saying they forced an injured player to play is a serious accusation and one you have no evidence behind. If you want to make the argument they.
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@culturefever @FAFO_TV Oh boy I thought for sure she was crushed, lucky woman that she learned her lesson without serious injury. .
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@NoLeftTurns @JackPosobiec Comparing the economy of the 19th century to 2024 is essentially meaningless 🤷♂️.
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@thereal_maxwolf @UrbanAcolyte You hope he gets cancelled for having opinions that he doesn't like Disney Star Wars? Theory constantly preaches for everyone to form their own opinions and stay respectful when discussing them. It's wild you guys are trying to cancel him over that. .
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@ScottPresler @AOC Republicans walked away from the border bill (from the urging of Trump) Biden issued executive order to clamp down after. A huge portion of the Ukraine money goes directly to US Defense contractors. No they are not, be real. Crimes should be punished regardless who did it, D or R.
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@HerehavethisL @Surcasm132954 @sxnthwave @SmokieFPS @feraljokes We buy frozen fruit for smoothies, but beyond that stick to fresh.
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I'll add a lot of BYU fans are calling the guy out as well, this isn't a reflection of BYU fans. Just a lone weirdo who has had his brain rotted by rivalry.
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@Thepolz @JamesCrepea Bro please tell me you know that’s not how journalism works 😂😂 do you really think that only the first person who published the quote gets to write about it and gets ownership of the quote? 😂😂.
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@jtimsuggs Except he had been a part of the Jedi for like 30 years at that point, gone on many missions, and become a jedi master. We can reasonably assume at some point he was exposed to some sort of animal riding. What are these strawmen you guys pull out of your ass always lol?.
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@StatueOfWhitt Oh I wish we did too for sure I'll 100% admit that, I also get people being annoyed at the chain of events. New owner comes in kind of holds local team hostage for tax $, then turns around and apparently writes blank checks to BYU your rival and it feels like any support you give.
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