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@MacRaeLady
The "heal", because it has medicinal value 😀
My parents told me that like the skin of potatoes it would help grow hair on my chest.
I ate it religiously.
My chest has no hair.
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@mankindtracer
@JoeyJYHo
The Complaints Office is on the other side
of the Gates of Hell.
Please apply in person ASAP.
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@nathaliejacoby1
@WolfgangRUL
I'd report it to Jack Smith
so he could add it to the indictment.
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@grantstern
Perhaps it is time for Jack Smith to add treason to the list of charges for Trump.
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@GaryPetersonUSA
Right! Instead of selling sneakers, Trump should
sell a line of adult disposable diapers. 😇
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@IndepenentMr
That would be delightful.
Good riddance to MAGA electoral votes.
Then Puerto Rico and DC should get statehood.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
They should call out the likelihood that
Trump will try to blackmail the Republican Party,
by threatening to run as third party if he doesn't
get the nomination.
They need to make it clear that he is interested in himself alone. He's a threat to the party as well as the nation.
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Parallel Lives by Richard Seltzer
Free with Kindle Unlimited
Ebook
Print
182 pages
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@GeorgeTakei
@GizmosSpace
I'm surprised they don't want to raise the voting age to 150. Then no one could vote.
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@MayoIsSpicyy
Interesting.
Keep in mind that if Bill Barr were to be disowned
by his family
that would mean he's disbarred.
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@DrMoneyTrees
There is no connector between line 1 and line 2 or line 2 and line 3. They are simply decoration.
Only line 3 presents a question, the answer to which is 2.
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@TheRealDudja
Sure. Just give me all the books I want, a good reading lamp, lots of pads of paper, lots of pens. I'll be happy.
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@visegrad24
I'm not surprised.
The Russians probably started a new incentive program paying batteries bonuses for every plane or drone they shoot down, and they forgot to mention it had to be Ukrainian
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@ReallyAmerican1
@TPBlue4
What terms would you find acceptable?
I'd suggest --
he turns over every piece of property and every penny his owns,
cannot accept gifts/donations from anyone,
cannot profit from speeches and books or sale of memorabilia
he cannot hold office and cannot run for any office.
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@dizzle_que
@JamesOd36137448
He should be taken into custody immediately.
No bail.
He is a flight risk.
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@Gibboanxious
Princess Bride.
"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
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@jm44dog
I don't think the choice is jail or no jail.
Rather it's jail or execution,
for treason.
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Parallel Lives, Beyond the 4th Door, and Nevermind can be read in any order. They are independent stories, with overlapping themes and styles. Each novel presents a different view of reality, a different way of trying to understand the mysteries of life.
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@RpsAgainstTrump
@lmguyotvoice
Good idea, with one exception.
The most important Russian asset is Trump,
and Ukraine certainly doesn't want that thing.
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@archeohistories
@bddocks
Been there. Enjoyed that.
You hike a couple miles down a windy narrow path between steep cliffs in 100-degree sun.
Then you turn a corner.
and wham!
There it is.
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@BBGreatMoments
Of course. It's a Hall of Fame, not a Hall of Morality. He's an important part of an important chapter of baseball history. Pete Rose as well. Here no evil/See no evil doesn't work.
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@OccupyDemocrats
Premeditated murder --
not manslaughter,
not negligent homicide.
The outcome was clearly predictable.
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Shakespeare's Twin Sister and Richard's four previous novels can be read in any order. Each presents a different view of reality, a different way of trying to understand the mysteries of life.
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To Gether Tales
Bittersweet comedy and romance mixed with tragedy and magic.
Writing during the pandemic with nostalgia for what has been lost, the narrator, Abe, recounts stories told around the dinner table on a Caribbean cruise two years before.
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@Krishvchaudhary
Beyond the 4th Door
Without knowing why or how, two college students wake up 50 years older than they were when they went to sleep and with no memory of what has happened in between.
The first door is birth. The second death.
They go thru the fourth.
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Finally finished Breeze, a novel I had been working on for 20 years. Feels good.
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@RonFilipkowski
@HeidiOCanada
"Majority" is the age at which one is
legally considered an adult.
Republicans in Congress do not act like adults.
Hence they do not have a majority.
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@RonFilipkowski
Why has it taken so long?
Why hasn't DeJoy been indicted for election interference?
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@ByBellaArtist
no periods
no need for birth control
freedom to do what she wants with her body
Why aren't there rite of passage celebrations?
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@roper_93
I'm an optimist.
Maybe Pence is busy lobbying for support to invoke the 25th.
Spread that rumor and Trump will turn on him.
That could be fun. 😀
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@SarahEdwardsMPH
But such tests can't be trusted. I guarantee that another test taken ten months from now will show that you aren't pregnant. 😀
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@mariewalsh18
They are men of great faith,
probably members of the Church of Ladder Day Saints.
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@Democracy1stE
@RhondaTinsley10
"Push?" It only takes one member of Congress to call for a vote to vacate.
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@irishrygirl
I too am angry and frustrated about the delay.
But Garland couldn't have done anything on Jan. 7, 2020.
The insurrections was in 2021, not 2020. And Garland wasn't sworn in as Attorney General until March 11, 2021.
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@wiseconnector
None of the above.
My privacy is more important to me than
any assistance from any hired help.
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A very good day. (Knock on wood).
All Things That Matter Press just accepted two more of my novels. That makes a total of five novels in a single year. Is that a record for a 74-year-old? 😃
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@papacap13
@AmandaLarreni
Looks like Field of Dreams.
But he didn't build it,
and they didn't come.
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Breeze and Richard's three previous novels can be read in any order. They are independent stories, with overlapping themes and styles. Each novel presents a different view of reality, a different way of trying to understand the mysteries of life.
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Woodhall Press just accepted "Laugh and Let Laugh" a collection of over 2500 of my jokes, many of which I have posted here. It's scheduled for publication in June. 😀
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