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@itssammerz
@chancetherapper
White cis young adult male here. Literally the poster child for the demographic deemed problematic. I don’t feel like it’s a sin to be white. I feel like it’s a sin to believe my white experience is the only truth. I feel it’s a sin to not stand with and for my fellow humans.
@juliazukowski
@MercyhurstU
@HurstMensHockey
- Laughing
- Thinking he shouldn’t be responsible for his actions
- Hypotheticals like “it’s probably nobody’s wheelchair” when OP specified it was
Common thread: caring more about rich white hockey boy’s diplomatic immunity than disabled people being treated like human beings.
This is incredible. Props to
@LAKings
fans taking something horrible people did in their arena and even here on social media and turned it into something amazing.
Respect.
@jessicacolberg
@WhitneyCummings
Because... dudes are keeping quiet and somehow the women that know the predators are being forced to face scrutiny? So she should be polite and carry the weight? Maaan, think about whose side you’re showing everyone you’re on, then ask how in the fuck you got over there.
@itssammerz
@chancetherapper
Fuck this victim-card bullshit. All that was ever asked was that we open our eyes to the lived experiences of the minorities hamstrung in ways we’ve never experienced as the majority. The fact we cry about THAT? THAT’S what’s embarrassing about being white.
@IndiSuicide
Oof, idk, every relationship I’ve been in we’ve kind of cherished the “this is a level of intimacy nobody else gets but us” thing. I really like feeling like I’m someone’s and someone is mine, and I don’t think it’s inherently from a toxic or insecure place? Idk.
Between McDrai’s elite bromance, Jesse the Bison King, good guy Hyman, middle-aged young phenom Bouchard, Darnell “Most expensive hands to ever punch your teeth out” Nurse, and possibly the most passionate goalie in the league, this may be the most easy to love roster we’ve had.
Holland's asked why he extended the PTO, he says "Virtanen was found not guilty in a court of law", said the phrase "not guilty" four times, "we have to trust the league system" multiple times, "the legal system has guided me to give him a pro tryout"...
We need the old men out.
@DanPriceSeattle
@CoreyEdward2
This is going to sound strange, but when I stopped thinking of olives as a veggie and more as a “savoury” food more like meat... I turned a new leaf and starting enjoying them. 😂
Sounds twisted but feta stuffed olives rule now so TOTALLY WORTH IT.
@MinDhariwal
@rinkside
He forgot because he wasn’t so deep into being convinced all trans people are evil pedophiles back then.
Two years of the right being told every day that the queer community are all evil groomers has paid off for the people looking to sow hate.
Holland being allowed to fire Woodcroft (best winning percentage by an Oilers coach in history) before he himself was canned for gross incompetence is going to make this franchise look like a bigger and bigger joke as this continues.
@MattBinder
@ForgetfuP
“Everybody I disagree with is a pedophile. LGBTQ people, Democrats, leftists, all pedophiles.”
*poses for picture with sex traffickers* “man I love these guys.”
@HelplessRocket
@mylissafitz
You can literally see them hit the sign holders arm and observe the force of them being clipped on both parties. Open your eyes, Cosmo Mutt.
Nicholson is still employed by the Oilers, conveniently away from the spotlight as an "advisor".
With the assault story moving forward, don't forget he managed the fund to pay off stuff like this. He protected guys like these.
He won't be held accountable, but we won't forget.
For $1.175mil this year, Puljujarvi did this:
6th in goals
8th in hits
3rd in +/-
1st in CF%
1st in GA/60(!!)
1st in team PPG/60 when on the ice
58th best goal differential IN THE LEAGUE
While only playing 65 games this year with third line minutes and little to no PP time.
@MauritzPreller
81% of the US public has had at least one shot.
"Most stillbirths I've seen have been people that got the shot"
"Most cases of losing your arm in a combine accident I've seen have been people that got the shot."
Correlation =/= causation strikes again with the mush heads.
@peterrhague
@glyphkeeper
@fille_delespace
“What Elon is claiming is absurd”
“NO IT ISN’T AND I’M SMARTER THAN YOU”
“It literally can’t happen.”
“Um wait um maybe the amount of people is wrong and maybe the date he’s claiming is wrong but…”
Jesus Christ, Peter, stop.
It's just 33 games, so the sample is small...
But in the last 25 YEARS of playoff hockey, Evan Bouchard is sitting at 10th in points per game according to quanthockey.
Not amongst defenders.
Amongst all players.
TENTH.
EVAN BOUCHARD.
#LetsGoOilers
Interacting with Canucks Twitter this series has given me a newfound appreciation for Kings and Avs twitter. LOL.
Just an ENTIRE fanbase going from writing fan fics about the league conspiring against them to shrieking anyone questioning the refs is a whiner in ONE weekend.
Saying goodbye to old friends sure is one of the harder things we ever have to do. Pour one out for my buddy Maxwell. He was a good lad… to the very end. I hope when I go I’m half as graceful.
Weird phenomenon: dudes that hate female joy.
Absolutely wild to see something as dumb and harmless as this and write a fan fiction about corporate culture that doesn't exist to prove you don't just hate women.
Corporate life is full of ridiculously capable and ambitious women.
The reason this video bothers people so much is that alot of men in white collar work have to suffer through dreadful, stressful corporate jobs to make a living, which in turn subsidizes the non productive roles like whatever these women do.
- two handed slash on McDavid, no call
- McDavid gets held exactly like the Kostin penalty, no call
- Clear high stick on the goal, called good anyway
It can’t just keep piling up like this.
Holland leaves Edmonton cupless. Deservedly so.
Good on the boys for coming back from the dead countless times this year... But the familiar suspects were the reason we were dead in the first place.
$10mil spent properly instead of Campbell/Kane, Connor'd be lifting that cup.
@chelseaperetti
If ever there was a time I was saving a really big ‘WELP’ for, it would definitely be the fallout of this tweet. So bearing that in mind,
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP...
McDavid getting cross checked in the spine and in the mouth simultaneously after a game where Miller didn't get called for like 3 crosschecks in 5 seconds on Drai, Ekholm got a crosscheck call for having a bad stick and Nurse got called for giving someone a back rub is classic.
Friedman saying a Debrincat trade is “gathering momentum” and if the Oilers aren’t all in to throw a BOUNTY of futures at a trade to reunite him with McDavid, what are we paying Holland for?
Another Mark Spector masterclass showing off why these guys stick to cookie cutter questions so often. The moment they go off script, you gets “questions” like… whatever that was?
Is there a guy who makes more of the team he covers shake their heads? 😅
Holland saw Ceci cratering all year, a need to add one more winger, and a 1B goalie.
His adds (an aging 34yo C, a 4th liner and a 6/7 D) have racked up 3 total points in game 10 of the playoffs.
He spent a 1st, 4th and 5th.
Ken didn't help this team. A failure. A flop.
@SportsnetSpec
Stutzle threw three punches before Lagesson threw even one. What are you expecting there, Spec? It’s still a grown man throwing punches at your face.
No Nurse-Ceci pairing media availabiliy despite commanding $13.5million of our cap while putting up a top 5 worst performance among d pairings in the playoffs this year is actually not acceptable imo.
Honestly, disliking Jesse Puljujarvi is a character gauge for me like disliking dogs. If you have a weird hate-on for a genuine, kind, funny kid who has worked his butt off through some adversity thus far in his young career and is fun to watch on the ice, I don’t trust you.
@ABDanielleSmith
@RachelNotley
@theJagmeetSingh
@JustinTrudeau
Notley isn’t our premiere this winter. You are. Stop talking about Notley and start talking about what you’re going to do about utilities sinking families this winter.
You hissing about Ottawa confidence agreements (not a coalition, but you know that) doesn’t help us.
The Florida Panthers are a much, much better team than the Edmonton Oilers. Better D, better forwards, better goaltending.
As it always has been, this team is McDavid and Draisaitl against Ken Holland's flaccid management, and Ken Holland's easily winning.
Really hoping Holland realizes just how important to our d-core re-signing Kulak is. Like… it’s very, very important. He’s a faster, more offensively savvy Adam Larsson without the hits that could easily by our 2LD for the next 5 years, and at a decent price tag. Bank that win.
All we heard for years is how GMs have too much respect and are too afraid to step on toes to screw each other with offer sheets.
We hire Stan Bowman and suddenly that doesn't seem to be an issue. LOL.
Chychrun has 12pts in 12 games on ARIZONA and our media is saying we want Joel Edmundson, who makes $1.1mil less per year, is 5 years older, is worse defensively, and had 22pts in his last 100 games.
Where did these dusty old guys get such entitled egos?
@EvolvingWild
“We just don’t want it thrown in our face, that’s the big issue here. Anyway, here’s a rant about how I want to wipe trans people off the face of the earth first…”
Jesse: *eats pizza*
*MASSIVE
#OILERS
MEME STORM ENSUES AND NICKNAME BECOMES POOL PARTY CAUSE ITS FUN*
Jesse: wow I guess you have to watch what you do on camera here.
*sees a nice bison*
*MERCH PRINTED, ALL HAIL THE BISON KING*
Jesse: fuck
The fact Bouchard has 13pts in his last 9gp and HE'S the defenseman this fanbase is moaning about shows just how much some fans of this team deserved the decade of darkness.
Incredible talent. 8x8? Can we get away with that? Please?? 🥺🥺
Puljujarvi just broke up a play in the offensive zone but had no second checker to grab it, then skated back and broke up a play in our zone.
I have no idea how people blatantly, purposefully ignore these plays that get the puck back for us and then claim he’s bad.
It shouldn’t be a hot take that Jay should:
- Sit Kass, dress Holloway
- Sit Arch, dress a 7th dman
- Lower injured Nurse’s minutes, raise a surging Kulak’s
- Start Koski
- Give REAL mins to the player (Jesse) who tilted the ice in our favour when he was on the ice last night
@kimKBaltimore
@TorreySmithWR
Hahahaha "trump won't debate Harris but I'll definitely debate an ex-NFLer!"
Oh my godddd stop being so proud to be so embarassing.
@MikeGrinnell_
The romance of the storyline. The high scoring affair. The nauseous tension of the drama. The last minute save to save Messi’s legacy. M’bappe the unstoppable antagonist, Messi a god who wouldn’t be denied.
It’s hard to explain, but yeah, that was beyond belief.
Defender gives Tavares a couple weak crosscheck’s jostling in front of the net.
Tavares overhand chops the defender on the hands risking breaking fingers/his wrist.
The refs give them both minors.
Only in Toronto.
Absolute joke franchise.
Calgary goes out and signs a legitimate 2nd line winger to a PTO, we sign a man who just got out of court avoiding a r
@pe
charge with defence arguments like “You could have pretended to have a yeast infection if you REALLY didn’t want it”.
Disgusting.
The extreme level of cope coming from CGY fans ever since we caved their franchise in is so funny. I’ve never experienced it this bad in a lifetime of Oilers fandom.
I figured whatever fanbase won the BoA would be talking nonstop but it turns out it’s the other way around. LOL.
@chelseaperetti
Can someone please tell me Jerry Seinfeld is all that is good and pure in this world regarding other human beings because I don’t think I can take a reality that proves otherwise
Thank you god bless
Even if it’s “mutual” between Jesse & the Oil, being treated like shit by media w/ a grudge all year & played like a 4th liner all playoffs undoubtedly plays a big part from JP’s side.
Why would he come back? Even Woodcroft let him down.
Another talent chased out of town.
@MikeGrinnell_
I know it’s pretty subjective because some people just flat out don’t like soccer…
But I’ve never been more confident I’ve just witnessed the greatest sports moment in history. So that gives you an idea.
Holland’s incompetence cost a young >.600% W coach his job throwing $25mil at an AHL goalie.
Nicholson cost us cups gifting his Hockey Canada friend $25mil to run a team fresh off destroying Detroit.
Katz burnt 9yrs of McDrai success to enjoy his old boys’ club & never show up.
Stuart Skinner should win the Calder. Without him, we might not even make playoffs. His stats crush league average. Significantly. All-star caliber season as a rookie. 8 game winning streak during the playoff push.
He’s the goods. Benier’s been great, but Skinner’s been massive.
Daily remind for Jeff Jackson and the
#Oilers
that Nick Robertson wants a change of scenery, would come cheap, would replace Holloway nicely , would legitimize our third line, his age fits well with Savoie and he could potentially be a fit with Leon next season and beyond. 🤠
The fact that you can sign a 24 year old player that scored nearly 40pts in just 65 games this year despite terribly bad luck finishing with the BEST DEFENSIVE RESULTS ON THE TEAM to an incredible value right now and fans are like “throw him away” shows we deserve this franchise.
Take a step back. Did you ever NOT know that the game of hockey is full of homophobes, racists, and all other shades of bigot?
They’re predominantly white, wealthy 18-35 year old men who spent their life in a privileged, cushy bubble.
Sad? Sure.
Surprising? Naaah.
Having an ethical and optic approach of "we have to trust the legal system" is insane. Evander Kane, Jake Virtanen, Bob Nicholson, kicking tires on Patrick Kane, Keith dodged the Beach trial - it all adds up.
There's no moral standard here. Feels bad, man. Feels bad.
So some guy who started a website with fake hockey rumours “took a break”, came back, blamed mental illness, asked for a chance from Oilers Twitter, then immediately berated & blocked one of the best young writers at one of the biggest Oilers blogs for suggesting a Barrie trade?
Imagine if a player refused to warm up for a Black History Night. They’d be chased out of the league.
That’s how politicized/dehumanized the LGBTQ2S+ community is. “It’s in my beliefs to disagree with them being accepted in society” is Provorov’s problem. Shoulda sit his ass.
The age of the
#Oilers
has been an anxiety this offseason.
- Savoie: 4 yrs younger than McLeod/on ELC for 3 years
- Emberson is 6 yrs younger than Ceci, makes 2mil less
- Podkolzin is 23, makes 1 mil.
Holloway back, Kane LTIR would be an 11 year, 3 mil swing.
Youth!! Savings!!
@MikeG4171
@juliazukowski
@MercyhurstU
@HurstMensHockey
Wanna know what this comment section would look like if it was a Black kid?
And where does it “come into play”? Where doesn’t being a rich white kid with a wealthy father with connections NOT come into play with nepotism hockey kids?
@Caloriefixes
Sweet potatoes contain mountains more nutrients, are a complex carb, have a low glycemic index and have NATURALLY OCCURRING sugars... (1/2)
Holland also only met Virtanen for "three hours of my life", & didn't want to comment much on Jake as a person. So that's not exactly due diligence.
This man doesn't understand the legal system or how nigh-impossible it is to get a conviction on a he-said she-said assault case.
@culturaltutor
I’m all in on Beksinski.
The visceral, surrealist hellish was of his subjects are just a different, horrible dimension. I’ve read many have linked WW2 spiritually to much of his work, and though I read also that he denied that to an extent… some of it feels very blatant.
- best attempt at a starter was Smith before torching $25mil on a non-NHL goalie
- such a poor job finding a trigger man for McD we’re lining Drai up beside him in year 9
- built a D core that cannot defend a rush despite burning assets
- bridged Nurse into Makar money.
“HOFer.”
Can’t believe Foegele scored 2 goals in garbage time against an AHL roster and Oilers media is working double time to seal off Jesse having a place on the third line to establish a “he’s either top 6 or he has no place here” narrative.
Jesse is a much, much better player.
@jimmathesonnhl
“Maybe we should reflect a little on how alumni, ex-players and current players are abbrasive towards us and our market’s media is considered a con of playing here. Maybe there’s room to grow, take criticism and try to do better, less ego-based work that readers long for”?
What’s more impressive:
- Yzerman untangling the knotted mess Dutch left behind in 3 seasons
- Holland getting paid $5mil a year to destroy a team w/ this generation’s Lemieux and Jagr on it in 3 seasons after what he did to Detroit
I’m so sad, man. Loool.
*Puljujarvi/McD/Hyman absolutely tilt the ice last night, Holloway is noticeably energized*
*Woodcroft breaks up that line mid-game, demotes JP, we lose horribly and Woodcroft decides Kostin & Yamamoto are now top 6*
Coaches shooting their own feet off in YEG is tradition now.
Holland: I believe in 2nd chances
Me: What about Ethan Bear
Holland: 2nd chances for domestic abuse allegations, faking vaccination status, & being hated by the majority of his ex-teammates. Not a bad pass that led to a tied game 4 when we were down 3-0 in the series.
Me: