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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
The power Borussia Dortmund has, I literally need this video injected into my veins there is no other way
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
PETITION TO NEVER EVER HAVE A WORLD CUP AT A PLACE LIKE QATAR EVER AGAIN
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@SkinwithLolami Tht video is also so weird??
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
Hello again, Germans ✋🏼 See the rain? This wouldn’t happen in Qatar, we only kill our people 😌
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محمد الكعبي
2 months
Hello again, Germans ✋🏼 Serbia wants to leave Euro 2024
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@leiamons Joey when he sees the animal experts come at him again
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
Schlotti is so real for this 😭😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
Someone is very angry about this tweet
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
PETITION TO NEVER EVER HAVE A WORLD CUP AT A PLACE LIKE QATAR EVER AGAIN
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@fcbarcelona_ara BARCA I WASNT FAMILIAR WITH YOUR GAME BIG W
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
It hurts because he 100% already knew it was over
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@BellinghamJude PR machine goes BRRRRR
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
Last thing you see before shits about to go down
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@bewaresanti That’s when you’re born with a tattoo on your face
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@sk1tguru Men stop downplaying everything women do challenge: failed
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@LyricVault She saw that flag and her smile faded
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@eusine_f This is the worst thing I have ever seen I will never be able to live normal life again
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@sighyam Welcome back princess diana
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@Schl0tterbeck
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24 days
@albondrs Get that beg I guess damn
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@jaubreyYT The meat riding is getting out of hand oh my fucking god-
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@Schl0tterbeck
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11 days
@uglydiscord Me when a person face reveals
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@WayneGb88 What does the 88 in your name stand for?? WHAT DOES THE 88 IN YOUR NAME STAND FOR????
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
Jadon sancho I always knew you are a real one
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@Schl0tterbeck
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23 days
@womenpostingws Again: put 10kg on men’s chest for a week and they’d be crying to take it off.
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@RealYouTubeKids Like, If you aren’t an athlete on Olympia level just say that…? LMFAO
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@ShaykhSulaiman What a queen she is I hope she gets the gold medal
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@IlVlE Especially since Camila came out saying it was normal water and the rose was ordered on Ali express 😭😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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24 days
@mazzypopstar Why am I vibing -
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@Schl0tterbeck
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25 days
@womenpostingws Pretty sure they are just rage baiting and we unfortunately can’t do anything against that as long as Elon musk owns Twitter
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@DrDisrespect @WashYourCrack HE THOUGHT HE DID SOMETHING BY SAYING HER PRONOUNS
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@Schl0tterbeck
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29 days
@Omolotsss Give them flowers for not harassing young women 😍😍😍
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@CoutureIsBeyond Why is she barefoot ew
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@Schl0tterbeck
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11 days
@snarkilytm I really don’t like her and I shit in my diaper The fact this could be an actual ice spice lyrics makes this even funnier
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@fangfilet AYO WHAT AM I LOOKING AT
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
History repeats itself 2021 2024
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
Jude actively disrespecting bvb and Marco Reus on purpose is actually crazy, like what a weird and strange behaviour
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inventing a time machine so that i can stop the scout on his way to birmingham
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
Yeah mats is leaving us I’m fucking heart broken I will never recover, may seriously is the worst fucking month there is
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@SomaKazima “I DIDNT DO NOTHING”
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@selmacashmoney Why everyone hating on her she ATE
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
“Marco Reus is the goat, the legend, he is HIM… love you Marco” -Jadon sancho
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@Schl0tterbeck
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20 days
@trvisXX Inspo for what? Rape?
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
@AnyFoot_ I said places like Qatar 😀 read the room
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@Schl0tterbeck
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18 days
@405sbs Those are the same people crying about Kylie Jenner getting filler in her face
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@Schl0tterbeck
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11 days
@songmingis WHAT made you feel like we needed to know that
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@Schl0tterbeck
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13 days
@womenpostingws This boy omfg get off the stage and let her have her moment
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@fraudhaired Bro said „aw shit you’re right“ 😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
20 minutes after the game was over Marco still stood there celebrating with the yellow wall What it means
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@Ethereal_ilo No because literally what made them post this? It’s so unfunny and unnecessary???
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@Schl0tterbeck
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20 days
@ethelcaintayo She thought she ate but there’s still food on tha plate
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@Schl0tterbeck
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13 days
@MediumSizeMeech WHY IS HE EXACTLY LIKE THIS KWKDJDKE
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@luvch0erry ISJDNDIEJD THE CLIP IN THE FACE I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS
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@Rosemarygirly Men themselves say that they think with their genitals and you’re saying WOMEN are boring?? 😭😭 honey look at your gender LMFAO
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@Schl0tterbeck
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7 months
Crazy how almost every Bundesliga player does well in the premier league but for some reason never at man united. Almost like united is the problem, no?
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If this guy somehow becomes world class again then there’s no coming back for the Bundesliga. A certified farmers league 💀
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@Schl0tterbeck
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21 days
@nicolerafiee This man is pushing 40 this is so embarrassing
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
@xalimarealest Yes, because there were actual fans
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@s0ftic3cr34m And they sent it to Buffy so they did it to Buffy’s pfp
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
Bro said yellow wall is yellow wall
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@JongBVB
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Borussia Dortmund INTERNATIONAL
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@Schl0tterbeck
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24 days
@fjadeb I love the amount of women I lately see on Twitter that undergo this surgery 🙏🏻🙏🏻 let’s go queen
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@Schl0tterbeck
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27 days
@ykkswb Imagine fumbeling HER for someone like ice spice 😭😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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10 days
@midosommar THATS WHAT IM SAYING They care more about humiliating each other on this app than about the actual problem in Palestine
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@peachy_cth GIRL PACK PUT THAT ASS AWAY 😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
IM GOING TO JUMP IM TELLING YOU I WILL JUMP
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@Schl0tterbeck
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16 days
@lidolmix What in the among us
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@Schl0tterbeck
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30 days
Bro seen us hating and now he’s trying to redeem himself 😭😭😭😭
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@pagan_online Their main goal is being transphobic no matter what If she identifies as non binary they would cry because there are only 2 genders, If she identifies as male they will cry because she was born a woman If she identifies as female they will cry because “she looks like a man”
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
@EarthToGazelle Who are you to decide that for others lmfao
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@Schl0tterbeck
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@UgwunnaEjikem @sanchosgirly You be like “death to all rpists!!” And men will go “nooooooooooo!😫” Mister?
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 years
RB Leipzig’s Expectations Reality
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@itsthecatalina No because straight up what are you doing when you see that shit irl? I’d just be like
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@Schl0tterbeck
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27 days
@OsaKuPhD THE SIDE EYE 😭😭😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
Karim adeyemi can have the worst game of his life but then he will do this
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@Schl0tterbeck
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6 months
What Greenwood did is not just a simple mistake, it’s a crime. The fact that Greenwood is still allowed to play this sport is the thing that should be talked about and not bellinghams comment. Jude had every right to say what he said
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Greenwood is a human and we expect him to make a mistake but after he realised we don't have to be calling him by the name of his mistakes so we have to move on But can someone explain Bellingham behaviour as a professional and a country man to Greenwood, For me it disgusting
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
I think about this video at least twice a day ever since it happened
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@ivellusion They aren’t ugly they are just average boys that you’ll see on the street 😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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23 days
@21metgala I think they are the two most unproblematic cast members of stranger things
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@regrttes Hear me out -
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@kaerizzle I’m already on Wattpad hold on -
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@Schl0tterbeck
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26 days
@F4STFATI Bro straight up did nothing 😭😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
@Jensencalie No stop crying, she did the right thing
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@esjesjesj She’s so insecure, that’s also why she hates trans people, they just look better than her
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@Bornakang That shit would’ve looked the same with or without the spirals 😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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12 days
@Poo_Crave That’s very specific… are the monsters under the bed planning something
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@Schl0tterbeck
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10 days
@prodjustinside Bro isn’t talking to anyone 😭😭😭
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@pofi21 Like???? Ok? 😭 why she sweating? What being gay have to do with anything 😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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@SomaKazima “THEY THINK THEY ATE BUT THERES STILL FOOD ON THE PLATE” OH HE ATE THAT ONE
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@FabrizioRomano
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Manchester United statement on Mason Greewood 🚨🔴 #MUFC “Following the dropping of all charges against Mason Greenwood in February 2023, Manchester United has conducted a thorough investigation into the allegations made against him. This has drawn on extensive evidence and
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@Schl0tterbeck
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22 days
@isabellayonce The fact that you need to list it like this to make men understand basic human interaction is… scary
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
Ohhhh something for sure happened between Marco and Jude damn
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@Schl0tterbeck
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25 days
Bro won’t change his Twitter either he’s mentally still in Dortmund 😭😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 years
Jadon sancho midlife crisis
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
I have never seen a more perfect photo in my life, this is the only photo ever
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@MelechThomas They think they go to heaven 😭😭😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
Why is bro awake at 6 in the morning 😭 still crying about Marco I see
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 years
Thinking about how Jadon stole the captains armband and randomly became the bvb captain for one night and was so proud of it 😭😭
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
@LongTradeBrain Brother no one felt the vibe 😭 The stadiums were made and caused the deaths of thousands, the World Cup had to be delayed to winter time when it’s ALWAYS in the summer, the fans were not able to celebrate on the streets and the stadium’s atmosphere was robotic.
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@Schl0tterbeck
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2 months
@hafejee7 Ok now go back and tell me where I said that
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@Schl0tterbeck
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1 month
MY RETRO GERMANY JERSEY ARRIVED EVERYONE CLAP 👏🏻
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@sekiryugagotoku Bro thinks he’s funny with that name
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@Schl0tterbeck
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3 months
Marco Reus rejected clubs like REAL MADRID to stay at Dortmund And now, after more than a decade Borussia Dortmund decides to throw him out. No wonder players don’t want to stay with us for longer than a few years and it hurts to say that
@BVB
Borussia Dortmund
3 months
ℹ️ Borussia Dortmund und sein langjähriger Kapitän Marco Reus haben sich gemeinsam darauf verständigt, den am Saisonende auslaufenden Vertrag nicht mehr zu verlängern. Alle Infos:
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@Schl0tterbeck
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11 months
Kimmich Havertz Gnabry & Rüdiger während Schlotterbeck Süle & Can den ganzen hate abbekommen #GERJPA
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