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dude, you're doing the thing. tweets like this are exactly what hasan is talking about in the clip. hit dogs holler.
"told from school onwards that being a boy is all that is evil" is boilerplate rightwing propaganda. the reality is children are taught that specific behaviors
im glad
@hasanthehun
is sounding the alarm about the right wing’s total dominance over the young male demo
if you’re a dude under 30 you see it in your groupchats/social feeds everyday
so far, the progressive establishment has failed to invest in creative solutions to compete
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@DrDisrespect
oh, is that why you were offline for a month?
thanks for the tip. here's one for you: don't inappropriately message kids again.
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@DreamLeaf5
based on every first hand historical account (none)
thousands of ancient artistic depictions (fiction)
and alleged supernatural visions (delusions)
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@NICKMERCS
"apparently that's a derogatory term"
this is not news to anyone, including you. where would you have heard it that wasn't derogatory?
it's the exact word you intended to use, so keep saying it. then own the consequences.
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@CantEverDie
which child will he give her...
exa dark? saxon? xamarin?
techno mechanicus?
... surely it wont be X Æ A-Ⅻ
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@alyssa_merc
asmongold didn't get through ghost of tsushima because he avoided the hot springs
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@stormfall33
shouldn't even need a reason for why a pause button is a nice feature to have in a game. but here we are... debating a 40-year-old industry standard.
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@CantEverDie
democrats used democratic influence to change their democrat party candidate
whomp whomp
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@TheQuartering
getting punched in the groin hurts. so women have the option to wear groin protectors, too.
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@CantEverDie
method? what's the method?
"use the worst line in dating history because whoever it works on will have low enough standards to marry you"
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@CantEverDie
if god wanted them to have tumor-free heads he would have put them in a body without tumors in their heads.
praise be
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@leenalovepro
@Dexerto
doc sexting "boom" to climax is the most pathetically on-brand thing i've ever read.
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@owensjaxon
@SandWitchDev
they made a charming, successful indie game
you made yourself look like a petty, ignorant loser
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@CerberusXt
"my fantasy of being surrounded by only white gene-seeded super soldier hunks was ruined by a yucky girl and minorities"
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@PaulTassi
you know a deez nuts joke is good when you immediately start plotting how to use it on other people
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@SandWitchDev
"your wonderful indie game has 125 people playing it right this second. you'd need a fleet of caravans to fit the number of people simultaneously loving your game. hundreds of people across the world enjoyed something you passionately created. isnt that so embarrassing for you?"
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@dieworkwear
@antifaoperative
they're true american heroes—subverting the republican party from behind enemy lines.
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@airbagged
these lyrics are miserable
there's not a single rhyme
they're just saying it twice
who is this for?
why do they like it?
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@M1das_OW2
everyone analyzing this video like its the zapruder film. seriously though what is going on in there
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@NICKWALSH
this is genuinely fantastic parody of disaster movies... god i hope that's what they were going for.
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these are the guys mad about being called weird.
to them this is the normal response to calling out a streamer for his inappropriate conversations with a minor.
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@Esqueer_
so... stereotypes comprise the entirety of his understanding of the queer community.
we all suspected it—but now we know.
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good. also, not good.
@WashYourCrack
How does it feel, ratio'ing an account with 2.5 millions followers with one reply?
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@CerberusXt
at this point, they dont deserve the joy that a good game would bring. let them wallow in their misery, thats all they want to do.
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@PowerWashSim
@OnlyAWorldAway
add "third-degree burn from a powerwasher" to asmongold's list of fascinating issues.
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@Luiseach
@CerberusXt
the hole got bigger during the performance... like, they're talking about millions of kids seeing this performance that even they clearly didn't watch and the malfunction was so subtle it needed an arrow
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@CerberusXt
its objectively a fantastic movie, reviewed extremely well, has a great cast, and is one of the coolest animation styles i've ever seen.
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@spaceghost
@TheQuartering
making money by showing off your body is infinitely more noble than making money by peddling hate & outrage.
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@nypost
thanks for coming up with a headline to perfectly demonstrate how blaming things on "DEI" is just a racist dogwhistle
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@AGramuglia
he would block anyone who mentioned that he was a british dude. all that time building an echo chamber—what a waste.
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its real. public info:
—mark e kern (grummz) is director of crixa labs in orange county developing em8er
—child support case is against mark e kern in orange county
—the other parent is also named; her twitter posted candid photos of mark in the 2010s
—he has divorced dad energy
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@ZachWLambert
@the_nerd_skull
all part of his plan... to let a bystander die instead. guess it wasnt worth intervening a little extra.
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@stormfall33
yes but it's a woman stating that fact...
so they have to twist themselves into knots to explain how she's wrong, despite her having infinitely more firsthand experience in the industry than they ever will.
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@politicalawake
if its defamation—prove them wrong. how about a little video of you in japan speaking japanese?
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@salahpeno11
@NICKMERCS
you clearly do care because you brought up pronouns in a thread that was about palworld vs pokemon
the other person was not insisting you call them by she/her. you looked at her bio—saw her listed pronouns—and couldn't help yourself.
it's basic grammar.
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free advice for
@Grummz
want sympathy for people looking through your wife's public twitter account?
don't do it the same day you try to rub shoulders with two people synonymous with harassing women online, and signal boosting the community which doxed the target of your ire.
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@stormfall33
pausing the game gives the closeted gay thoughts a chance to creep into your consciousness
gotta drown it out with constant stimuli
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@airbagged
the most pathetic part is its from a qrt with no engagement but evidently it cut deep enough that he had to mention it
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@Genki_JPN
good, we need more of this.
stop ignoring the harassment in the industry and the community it spawns.
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@CosmonautMarcus
@airbagged
bullied a woman into laughing less maybe... thats worth more a presidency.
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@agitpopcorn
as you pick through the archive, keep in mind these aren't some edgy teen's tweets
that was a man over 45—with kids. he still holds the attitudes he expressed back then, he still objectifies/oversexualizes women and still uses his following to harass people into silence.
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@Charalanahzard
thank you; it's the exact definition.
but facts are woke... so you're wrong probably alanah.
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@RichieIsRich69
@DreamLeaf5
well if it's in a .jpg then it must be true!
oh no wait, it's that other thing: obscure, insignificant apocrypha written in the middle ages as part of the Pilate cycle to validate a young religion
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@Esqueer_
he's cultivating mass
a few more years and he'll become a blackhole of hate, just like twitter.
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@CantEverDie
at least they change up the maps designs occasionally
this one looks like eczema!
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@Esqueer_
unbans alex jones; but bans a term which isn't filtered on any other social media site.
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grummz finally shows an interest in a game with a woman protagonist who isn't overly-sexualized—but he's spent years priming his followers to reject it.
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@airbagged
i'm here for the meltdowns when stellar blade doesnt even get nominated for the award show they claim to not care about
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