Danny Samet
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Man of the cloth. Opinions my own. Currently: @thrice @andrewmcmahon @SoCorporateBand
Cincinnati, OH
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Biden running an ad acknowledging how thoroughly fucked the music industry is legitimately means a lot to me.
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Sum 41’s FOH desk kept overheating because of it being 112 out today, so Matt is mixing the show from an air conditioned hallway on ears.
Just when you think you’ve seen everything.
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Cincinnati is the top destination IN THE WORLD on Air Bnb this weekend.
Please be nice to service industry people… this is going to be nuts.
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Dave Portnoy appearing on Joe Rogan is the Super Bowl for people who wear fake Rolex’s and don’t tip at bars
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How many layers of quality control have to miss this for it to end up in retail?
@FanaticsSucks
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The evolution of “what people in bands do when their bands break up” has truly taken a wild turn.
2009- clothing line
2014- coffee shop
2019- real estate
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Votto is doing both colo(u)r and play by play on the
@Reds
radio broadcast.
It is absolutely spectacular.
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Fuck anyone in this industry that is giving Front Porch Step the time of day. You're all scum. He doesn't deserve a stage.
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Vibes are immaculate yet again.
Mariners fan walked by me with a bucket of beers and said “there’s no way I’m not giving a guy wearing an Elly De La Cruz jersey a beer”
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@ElaniKitten
Straight up reverse parking is so unbelievably arrogant (idk why but it is) and dumb. Just park your damn car
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Tested positive for COVID with mild symptoms.
I wouldn’t think twice under normal circumstances- I feel a little crappy, but nothing debilitating. If I had tickets to a Reds game I would still go, for example.
IF YOU ARE PROTESTING, GET TESTED. PERIOD. Even if you feel ok!
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Hot take that I would like to discuss:
Stop asking friends to pick you up at the airport.
It’s horribly inconvenient for all involved.
Just take an Uber/lyft/cab. Budget an extra $40 for your trip.
Thoughts?
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Joe Brrrr about to commit white collar crimes for 500 yards and 4 tuddies
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Knocked Loose finna knock Mitch McConnell loose from his employment status
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I’ve been waiting over a decade to see
@JasonIsbell
and it shattered every expectation.
Fuck man. Tightest band in the world.
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People forget that Cartel were in a bubble before any sports team.
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Just want it on the record that Zac Taylor’s completion percentage when targeting me at
@rhinehausotr
is 100%
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Saw a dude wearing a Front Porch Step shirt in line at merch. Bought him a Thrice shirt and asked him to throw it away.
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Baseball has absolutely zero idea how to market itself.
We need Shohei, Elly, Julio, Corbin Carroll, Adley, etc in prime time
Cora on Red Sox-Yankees: "I think it's too much sometimes. Back-to-back Sunday night games, with all due respect to ESPN, come on. There's other teams out there and people want to watch them."
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Love to see bands who steal wages from their merch person complain about merch rates online
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Hey
@Hoobastank
are you going to take
@realDonaldTrump
to court over plagiarism? His "statement" is eerily familiar...
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Stop taking out your anger about paying merch cuts to venues on
A) underpaid venue staff
and
B) the internet
Only two people can have any effect on the merch cut: your agent and the talent buyer.
You show your entire ass every time you Get Mad Online. Be a pro.
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I just got my first tour offer in a full calendar year.
I can’t believe it. We’re almost there.
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Hearing that day one of Taylor Swift in Cincinnati was the single highest one day merch gross of the tour.
Good work y’all
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I Paypal'd
@RyanScottGraham
$1 a couple of years ago so that he could buy a milkshake. He is now touring with
@5SOS
because of it.
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Moving out of the most annoying living situation of my life today and I lived on a bus with the lead singer of Five Finger Death Punch so you know this means something
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The final Say Anything album is out today. It is the bagel and lox of music, the gefilte fish of records, the shabbos candle of jams.
@maxbemis
@lazyboneskuehn
and
@willyipmusic
did the damn thing
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@danorlovsky7
Your profile says you are a follower of Jesus, yet god has clearly abandoned you
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The mayor of Cincinnati and a guy named Aftab Pureval
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“You’re seriously trying to charge $30 for a shirt?”
“You’re seriously going to complain about merch prices when we haven’t worked in a year and a half?”
I love boomer shows 🙃
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When you have a show in Pittsburgh you troll every single person in line…
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It really blows my mind that a dude literally drop kicked a defenseless girl off stage and people still defend him.
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@DannyVietti
MVP is a narrative award, and while both are deserving, Ohtani is the only real answer- and will be indefinitely. He’s not going to win, but if “Ohtani fatigue” sets in I’m going to be big mad.
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My mom is about to meet all of Say Anything and I'm truly terrified
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My Venmo (Danny-Samet) is still open to help roadies in need.
100% of money received will go to someone in the music industry affected by tour cancellations.
We’ve managed to get 7 crew people per diems so far, let’s get that number up!
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Lucy tried to steal my bunk all day and she left a pink rubber glove in it as a warning that I'm on thin ice.
@SDuPreeBemis
@maxbemis
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Tl;dr "rape culture isn't real", dude from Cute Is What We Aim For is a jackass
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Re: TSSF drop kick- NO EXCUSE for that. Allow your crew to remove the person from stage. Don't be a childish asshole and hurt someone.
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I’m making my Twitter private because I have a very fun thing to talk about tomorrow and for the foreseeable future.
Holy fuck I have a job again!
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I’m incredibly excited to announce that I’ve accepted a position with USA Baseball and the Prospect Development Pipeline.
I’ll be spending May-August helping run tournaments, showcases, and assessments for the best young athletes in America.
I’m real juiced about it.
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She Will Be Loved is an all time hit and I won’t hear otherwise.
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Taking a personal day because Taco Bell is axing potatoes from the menu
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Me on tour: oh hell yeah we have a whole hour until bus call, let’s go to the bar
Me at home: oh man it’s 9pm, I don’t think I have a night in me
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20 minutes before doors
“Hey would you mind selling for the opener as well?”
“Sure! What’s their budget?”
“They can’t pay you”
“...”
“...so is that ok?”
“Sure isn’t”
“...”
“...”
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My friend just got a job with Father John Misty so I texted him “how’s the new gig at Papa John’s” haha I live a very fulfilling life
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No athlete has ever deserved more and gotten less than Joey Votto.
Just an absolute travesty.
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My grandma doesn’t know I have tattoos. I’ve worn long sleeves around her every time I’ve seen her for the last eight years.
Tonight she’s taking me to Jewish Community Night at the Reds game. It is 90 degrees out.
This is the ultimate test: comfort or the respect of my grandma
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The parents should lose custody for raising such a narc.
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Tfw your friends give you unmarked edibles so you eat three and then find out they're 25mg a piece. See you in the upside down. Brb.
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The Bengals “fanalyst” community is the most obnoxious group of people on earth.
Tee Higgins on rumors his deal was done: "Yeah, I had a lot of people texting me, man. But I didn’t text them back. I knew there wasn’t nothing there. My mom texted me and was like, 'You got a deal done, son?' I was like, 'Mom, if I had a deal done you'd be the first to know.'"
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I am the absolute scum of the earth. I’m working doors for a local show and the ATM here is busted so I’ve been having people Venmo me for tickets and charging them a $2 service fee.
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So much of who Mahomes is comes from his baseball background.
This is the textbook arm slot for a shortstop turning two.
He breaks the game by bringing his baseball training onto the gridiron.
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I cannot fucking believe that I'm about to say this, but I'll be out with Weezer for the first two weeks of May.
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Hardcore lives, but people will die.
Unbelievably reckless, selfish, and against everything punk rock is all about.
You have an obligation to your community, and you failed. Big time.
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MF’n Bernard Sanders dressed like he’s the singer of a hardcore band stepping out of the van at a Winnipeg gas station
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My squad knocked 525,000 doors and registered over 16,000 voters in Georgia the last five months.
Mischief fuckin managed.
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“Who the fuck is Ruth and why does Chris belong to her? And whose steakhouse is it?” -
@phoebe_bridgers
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If you aren’t banging the table for a Bernie Sanders presidency and M4A after the last 24 hours, it is just willful and intentional spite towards others at this point.
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MOTHER OF GOD SOMEONE JUST TRIED TO SIGN THEIR SQUARE RECEIPT ON MY PHONE WITH A SHARPIE.
I SLAPPED IT OUT OF THEIR HAND.
BABY BOOMERS, DO NOT GO OUT IN PUBLIC.
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