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And a 1/4 chicken because South African men don’t feed you.
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Trying to shame me for not wanting to date a man with six kids is crazy
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I just wanna go on cute dates and laugh and have great sex with someone who makes me feel heard, loved and respected.
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Nah but this is the poorest dick management I’ve ever seen, and I say this with 7 siblings
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Eyyy whatever. The situation is messy no matter how you look at it. And I promise you, were the roles reversed, no man would willingly date a woman with 6 kids from different men.
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What if I’m infertile and these are the six kids I prayed for???? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Pretty please support my work ❤️
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I just bought my first bed, for my first little apartment. It may not be much but to me it’s everything.
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Bending over so ya bootyhole can air dry >
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Still unmatched.
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I put rape above murder because I’d presumably equate it to reliving one’s death everyday. There’s a comforting finality in murder, that isn’t afforded by rape.
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@Oloni
Girl your stomach will be grumbling at 2am and he’ll you you’re making a noise and he has work in the morning 😭😭😭
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East London “dating culture” is very predatory. Nobody bats an eye because that’s how normalized it is, including the statutory rape. Most of us experienced it, some as early as 12 y/o.
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This Kolisi issue is exposing your minimal grasp of English and poor deductive skills.
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Because none of us wore our mother’s/sisters heels growing up yes haha lol
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I’ve never seen someone so eager to dish out the most underwhelming head so frequently in one night
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I really hate it when someone promises me something unprovoked then doesn't deliver. Fucking hate it.
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I’m going to pull him close and let him cry it out. Then do all of his favourite things until he feels better. If he wants to talk, I want him to be in a comfortable, safe and healthy environment to be vulnerable.
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Price range: R500 - R2000.
To place order: DM me the picture of your desired artwork and I will provide you with a quote.
All artwork is wash and weather proof.
R100 for courier services or you can drop and fetch.
50% deposit and the rest upon delivery.
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It’s the part where we have the same face and body for me
Can you tell how content I am ? 🥺
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It’s sexist because it perpetuates traditional gender stereotypes in the following ways:
1. Women are nurses and men are doctors
2. Pink is for women
My comment thus draws on the recognition of these stereotypes.
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Wits University just sent every student 30GB of free data to be used for online learning, in conjunction with the zero-rated (free) access to sites and smart device loan system that will later be implemented.
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Can we please just let people do what they want with their private parts?
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I want you. Make a plan.
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Hiking. Canoeing. Bungee jumping. Rock climbing. Game drives. Road trips. Perfume. Flowers. Cooking classes. Novels. Gallery dates. Animation movies.
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Brandon Fassie.
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Couldn’t you have just sent this to your friends? Smh.
Hey friend's on the 1st of January I'll be hosting a house warming / pool party this is will be strictly invite only and I'll be sending invites quite soon.
Don't DM me I'll DM you 😂
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I'm based in Johannesburg but can take orders from anywhere in the country.
Courier options, preferably postnet to postnet, can be arranged.
Digital receipts and email correspondence will be used for orders.
DM for enquiries.
Email: keakreates
@gmail
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You can’t believe in God and take the morning after pill. You’re undermining his strength. You’ve gotta pray through it, sis
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Thank you so much for the amazing feedback.
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Not a single soul. If there's lone thing I know, it's that I ride hard until the day I walk away. And I'll do so with no remorse because I'll walk away knowing I gave it everything I had.
- Do you have someone you think you gave up too early on and sometimes wonder what could have been?
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I work on cloth, denim and leather, and on sneakers and bags, too.
I sketch and paint, portraits included.
I'm a painter and sketch artist and can do almost all related works.
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Why are you still wearing panties in 2019?
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So this is how Kanye would have felt had Kim just gotten him his bandaid.
It's taken me 45 trips around the sun, but for the first time in my life I know what it feels like to have a "band-aid" in my own skin tone. You can barely even spot it in the first image. For real I'm holding back tears.
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I price based on size and complexity of the art which is why I need you to dm.
The Goku piece was R1000 with the client's own jacket. I charge an additional R500 when using my own jacket.
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I just want to get Henny drunk and have nasty sex with a man I like ☹️☹️
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I know it's unreasonable but please don't flirt with other huns on the TL if we're going on dates. I hate feeling like an option. Be sure or leave me alone.
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Not checking the price because my money that long
What represents the soft life for you?
You can tell me in words and/or pics
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You lot are busy fearing HIV like diabetes isn’t the real villain 😭😭😭😭
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My boyfriend’s penis
It belongs to you, but other people use it more than you do. What is it?
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Personally can’t date gents who like the spotlight. I’m shy, I don’t dance and I’m v v uncool. I just can’t lead the life of a rockstar let alone a rockstar’s girlfriend.
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I pray you reclaim your life and start living instead of merely existing. I pray you find the strength to overcome all adversity and bring your dreams into being. 2020 is the year of manifestation.
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He’s 51, she’s 18* and they’re celebrating their FOURTH anniversary? What was a 47 y/o doing with a 14 y/o? Jesus
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Be kind, patient, honest and understanding when dealing with children. They are learning and often don’t know any better. Instill trust and respect, not fear.
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I need you to crack my cervix open like an Oreo. I’ll bring the cream.
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At some point I just put the covers over his head and went on TikTok
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If I start a YT channel talking about sex and sexual health, will you guys listen?
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This implies that cooking is a gender stereotype which is problematic.
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The only time it became somewhat of an issue is when young girls were dating taxi drivers. But that had less to do with the predatory culture than it had with the perceived downward mobility.
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Eyy brother just say you’d fuck rich niggas for money and leave me out of it
Speak truthfully, if he had money we wouldn’t even be having this conversation would we?
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Therapy is me showing up for myself. I’ve been let down so many times by the people in my life that I can no longer open up to anyone like that. My friends try hard to be there for me but I’ve been gaslighted/invalidated so many times in the past that I’m more comfortable
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11:11
- healthy relationship
- academic excellence
- financial abundance
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I definitely believe in being responsible for my own orgasm...
but when you meet a man who knows how to fuck, you’ve just got to let him take care of you 😩
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I bought two extra sets of detail brushes because I’m ambidextrous and it’s gotten to the point whereby I’m painting with both hands simultaneously. I’m drowning in work but these are the blessings I prayed for.
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iDM yindawo yokucela iAccount number bethuna pls observe protocol
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I need to bang out my own logo and organise packaging because my Lord and Savior provides in ABUNDANCE.
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Just want to date a man who’s gonna have nasty sex with me 3x weekly and try new food/date night spots with me every weekend
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