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I call you again and you answer the same
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This is the final boss you have to fight at a mac demarco show
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Doctor giving a kid a shot: you're being so brave right now!
*person slams door open*: BUT NOT AS BRAVE AS THESE SOLDIERS
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It’s the 6 year anniversary of FOB coming off hiatus and I remember exactly where I was, a sophomore in high school and I had just gotten out of art class, opened twitter, saw the news and lost my mind. Little did I know 6 years later I’d be begging for them to stop making music
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Why do they have this.....on vinyl......at urban outfitters......
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Kid probably wanted a bluey themed bday but got mf warped tour instead lmao
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If only 18 year old me saw this image of John Mulaney holding up a Joyce Manor record I literally would’ve exploded
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Maybe people would stop eating tide pods if they brought these back
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Ngl I saw the email yesterday and it didn’t even click with me till I saw the apology today lmao they couldn’t have picked a better way to word it damn
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The random businesses that open next to bobs burgers that change every episode
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I don't understand why people's immediate reaction to caitlyn Jenner's courage is to compare her to a solider's courage
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Don't you EVER disrespect 3OH!3 like that again
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10 years later and I still think about this tweet LMAO
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By the power of the algorithm this just showed up on my fyp and the kid opening that fob record is cracking me up if y’all don’t give them some Legos or something LMAO
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@pictobeam
It almost makes me think the person who worded it did it on purpose cuz every other beauty break ad is just like hurry get this gift set now!! Free urban decay sample with purchase!! it’s never like come hang with ABH/fenty/etc
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I was….in college…when that album came out…….
the way in middle school i’d wake up and blast the life of pablo on full volume in my wired earbuds at 6:30 AM
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Why you exposing
@fr0gan
like that
she in her close friends story with no hijab on doing coke with some latinas. what’s going on
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Someone said this is Y’allqaida LMAO
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Hey there Delilah can you smell what The Rock is cooking
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@nohxcdancing
I literally go to urban outfitters to make fun of the stuff but at the same time want like half the stuff in the store
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A lot of ppl I went to school w/want to kick Muslims out of the country lol u werent saying that when I was doing all the group work tho
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@ginandcasey
I assume these promo emails go through multiple people so like how did it get this far lmao
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This news story is 2 years old btw the summer this monkeypox outbreak happened a lot of the cases were HIV+ ppl bc of their suppressed immunity, there has since been a treatment developed by using the same medication they use for smallpox
The first person ever diagnosed with COVID-Monkey-AIDS-Pox.
This is getting serious guys.
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@JerseaShore
It’s cute I’ll give em that but this seems more for the parents than it does the kid lol
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A wise Nicki Minaj once said “I don’t fuck with pigs like asalamu alaikum”
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@walkingdiddy
They shoukdve stopped after save rock n roll that was their last tolerable album
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@cranberrysoju
LMAO I assume the shirts were party favors they gave out for free but you’re right if they were fr charging for merch like that they’re insane
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Me coming home from IKEA
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@Tottallyuseless
Loool if anything this should be a bargain bin but some BN records seem to be more valuable
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*demi lovato voice* whO says I can’t wear CONVERSE with my dress
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Parker cannon when he was writing under soil and dirt
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The people I went to high school with in shoe form
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Do you ever get sick of your own thoughts like your mind keeps thinking of the same thing over and over and you're like ok bitch we get it
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Tony perry from ptv got married and his wife’s veil literally says pierce the veil bye
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Couples from high school that got married at 18 be like
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Donald trump is to politics as Ronnie radke is to music
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How do I tell high school me that cassadee pope blocked me cuz she searches her indirects and found my tweet from weeks ago making fun of how she went back to pop punk/emo after not gaining as much traction in country lmao
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I have never felt so emotionally connected to a tiktok
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Not mullet manor
Looking at real estate in Pittsburgh is fun because look at this there's no way this is a real building. 3 stories in the front, 6 in the back?
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Me, who has never smoked: 🗣GOD🗣DAMN🗣I🗣NEED🗣A🗣CIGARETTE🗣
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Prob gonna be a warped tour situation where all your favorite bands play at the exact same time lmao
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Tom Delonge when he left blink
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Who even cares about warped what we really need to focus on is bringing THIS tour back
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A couple got engaged during power trip's set at so what fest and there couldn't be a better picture
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Why are all the replies people coming for kat????? Y’all want more girls at shows then go to a mf show???
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Oh noooooo I can’t see Chelsea grin live in 2021 that’s sooooo terrible I will never recover
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They need to stop rebooting 90s/early 2000s sitcoms and reboot silent library instead
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To clarify, I do not believe in equality. We as men do everything in our power to provide and create for the women of this world, who are magical and wonderful creatures. And we fight relentlessly to protect their elegance and innocence.
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Blink 182 went over this
Did anyone else just have an absolute nightmare time being 23
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In 2006 this mf was literally convicted of battery in a homicide case
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Years ago someone at my old job told me I looked like the girl lizard from that rango movie LMAO I was like excuse me?????
nickelodeon movies really dropped peak twice in one year and then never came close to that afterwards
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Non-selfie pics of me make me want to scream but here u go
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I’m crying why is MGK getting Herbalife drinks LMAO
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Brand new dropped their album on the 10 year anniversary of Superbad which OBVIOUSLY means they're touring with Michael cera stay woke
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Add an extra day to the fest specifically for ISMFOF
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I feel like all this means is that Travis barker is gonna do a drum feature in one of her songs or something lol
Doja Cat reveals to Variety that she wants to explore punk:
“I want to explore punk. But not pop-punk. I want to explore more of a raw, unfiltered, hardcore punk sort of thing.”
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I got made fun of for having it on my hand but Mary over here puts it on her chest and it's erotic and incredible O K
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I wake up to find it's another 4 aspirin morning and I dive in, I put on the same clothes I wore yesterday when did society decide we had to change and wash a t shirt with every individual use? if it's not dirty I'm gonna wear it I take the stairs to the car and there's fog on th
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Yeah but then she'll go off and kiss another guy and tell you he tastes like you only sweeter ://
Kiss a scene girl to find out what a hot topic tastes like
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I CAN KEEP A SECRET IF YOU CAN KEEP ME GUESSING THE FLAVOR OF YOUR LIPS IS ENOUGH TO KEEP ME PRESSING
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I’m so tempted to buy these and live out my bratz doll fantasy
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Hayley Williams Avril Lavigne
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Divorcing guys named chad
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The media really wants to make the Palestinians the bad guys like of course they’re retaliating bro you just want them to sit there and take it???
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Every time this mf clip resurfaces on twitter I listen to it nonstop help
funny how mozart and beethoven have been real quiet ever since this came out 😳
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