@kittynalgas
imagine you just had a baby and dude pulls up like yo I'll give you $50,000 to let me use the baby in my film for like 2 seconds, its a Warners Bros production.
you saying no?
@HamAndNutella
nah cuz he's dead right too lmao she over there saying if your friend can't afford the fancy dinner then they can't come when you blow up cuz they can't help split the bill 💀 saying "get better friends" while being a horrible friend
@MarcusEsther_
"listen your honor, he took his shirt off and all the women stopped breathing. my client was on the streets trying to save those in need"
@showmetheyamz
tbh if i asked my girl that and she said yeah i would leave too.
i promise you he immediately started thinking about all the guys you can get to take you to pound town and his heart started beating funny