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Aleyda

@alytmz

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Aleyda

@alytmz

5 years

You said I was I said you different something else

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@alytmz

5 years

They always come back szn

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@alytmz

5 years

When I drive my car and it uses my gas

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@alytmz

3 years

He blocked me 10 days before my flight. I’m about to go so fucking hard. Don’t be surprised if I become Mexico’s First Lady

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@alytmz

5 years

$50 to anyone who hasn't tried the chicken sandwich from Popeye's

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@alytmz

4 years

T-Mobile down... and it reminded me of all the times I let you down... You don’t have to reply. Tell your mom I miss her.

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@alytmz

5 years

I haven't had sex since the last time I had sex

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@alytmz

5 years

My next relationship gotta be as strong as this door

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@alytmz

5 years

Me, thinking about my next paycheck

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@alytmz

5 years

Him: They’re just tweets, right? My lying ass:

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@alytmz

5 years

Too many days without sex

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@alytmz

5 years

Dating my ex was the most ghetto shit I’ve ever done.

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@alytmz

5 years

When my boo asks if I want to join him while he runs errands

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@alytmz

3 years

Aries are the best sign and they are always right

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@alytmz

5 years

Keep liking my tweets and we gon end up like this

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@alytmz

5 years

Me trying to convince the army recruiter to let me sit this one out #WWIII

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@alytmz

5 years

When I see my crush acting like a city boy

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@alytmz

5 years

Keep liking my tweets and we gon end up like this 😘

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@alytmz

4 years

When we’re arguing and my man makes a good point

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@alytmz

5 years

No one: ... Absolutely no one: ... My ex:

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@alytmz

4 years

My hoes are tired of my shit

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@alytmz

5 years

Me: I’m tired of being on and off with my ex My hoes:

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@alytmz

5 years

You need your dick cut off if you’re fucking multiple women raw and they’re all under the impression that they’re the only one you’re being intimate with. Be an adult and talk to your partners & let them decide for themselves if they wish to continue seeing you!

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@alytmz

5 years

PSA to all my Chi town people

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@alytmz

5 years

Wondering if males who work in customer service ever get asked “can I get a smile” by middle aged men? Asking for myself

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@alytmz

4 years

😂

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@alytmz

5 years

Suegra, su hijo se cré “city boy”

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@alytmz

5 years

Seeing him flirt on the timeline and telling myself they’re just tweets

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@alytmz

5 years

People don’t look the same after you fall out of love. You look back and realize all the red flags you missed or overlooked.

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@alytmz

5 years

“Go talk to your hoes”

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@alytmz

4 years

Date someone you can watch HGTV with

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@alytmz

3 years

Tag @lopezobrador_

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@alytmz

5 years

Customer: I’m never shopping here again & I’m calling corporate! Me:

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@alytmz

5 years

My future husband probably having sex right now. Disgusting

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@alytmz

1 year

Friday Jr

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@alytmz

5 years

To all the girls I follow: Y'all pretty as hell

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@alytmz

5 years

Omw to my ex’s house for closure

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@alytmz

3 years

Stop quote tweeting this talking about his number isn’t saved. You’re not as original as you think and this is our 4th text exchange and a first date.

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@alytmz

5 years

I don’t want to be a city girl no more I want to hold someone’s hand 🥺

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@alytmz

5 years

Date a white guy they said It’ll be fun they said

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@alytmz

5 years

Sleeping next to my boyfriend when where I really want to be is next to the loml

𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚝𝙵𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚝 | 🎮🚀®️|

@MattiFlint

5 years

Caption this:

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@alytmz

5 years

Me shooting my shot is posting a selfie on my story and waiting for you to see it

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@alytmz

5 years

In bed at 10 pm on a Friday night. No boo, no hoes

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@alytmz

5 years

Did your girlfriend send you money for your haircut or do I have to?

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@alytmz

5 years

Don’t know which boyfriend to post for MCM

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@alytmz

5 years

You send one titty pic and now he expects it all the time 🙄

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@alytmz

5 years

After we have sex and he asks if I want to stay and cuddle

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@alytmz

5 years

Who wants to be my boyfriend? Just for the holidays tho

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@alytmz

5 years

Just found out you have to work out consistently to get a fat ass

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@alytmz

5 years

Explaining to my new bf that I just live with my baby daddy I’m not with him.

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@alytmz

5 years

All my boyfriends gotta go head to head to see who’s gonna get that new 2k

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@alytmz

5 years

Gonna “happy New Years” my way into some dick

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@alytmz

5 years

When I meet him I’m fucking him on sight

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@alytmz

5 years

Who’s down to cuddle? As friends tho

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@alytmz

5 years

Men ain't shit Except MY man

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@alytmz

5 years

Me, explaining how chips used to be 4 for a $1

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@alytmz

3 years

Ugh

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@alytmz

5 years

The gym staff laughing at me on Jan. 1st after not seeing me for 6 months

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@alytmz

5 years

I suck at getting closure. 5 minutes in and I'm on top

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@alytmz

4 years

List of people that would do the same for me 😆

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@alytmz

5 years

Hours

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@alytmz

5 years

This is me being fake mad when he doesn’t pull out

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@alytmz

3 years

1 day until my flight

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@alytmz

3 years

I’m sweet for you

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@alytmz

5 years

My AirPods when I put them in the case

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@eye_bIeach

5 years

Cute little fluff going on a ride

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@alytmz

5 years

Are you buying other bitches 4 for $4's YES OR NO

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@alytmz

5 years

When my boyfriend calls and asks what that tweet was about

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@alytmz

3 years

Nvm you’re giving 2009 jerk squad

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@LongLiveK_

3 years

@alytmz You tweeted it. I quoted it. You new here?

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@alytmz

4 years

Anytime a customer makes a joke

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@alytmz

3 years

I hate when that happens 😮‍💨

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@alytmz

5 years

You up?

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@alytmz

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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@alytmz

5 years

Maybe I belong to the streets

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@alytmz

5 years

I suck at linking up. 5 minutes in and I’m sending that “you’re gonna hate me” text

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@alytmz

5 years

7.7 billion people in the world and you think your soulmate lives in the US? LMAOOOO

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@alytmz

5 years

Y’all want a toxic bitch till I’m texting you asking what that tweet was about

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@alytmz

5 years

Might fuck around and do a boyfriend reveal one of these days

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@alytmz

5 years

@_cheeksii “Szn” szn

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@alytmz

3 years

Missionary again…

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@alytmz

5 years

Things that turn me on as an adult: paying shit off in full

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@alytmz

3 years

Me acting upset when his favorite sports team loses

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@alytmz

5 years

The pregnancy scare makes it more fun

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@alytmz

4 years

This is what short guys who work out look like to me

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@allday_ajking

4 years

Lmaooooo y’all pettin him??

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@alytmz

5 years

Slowly ghosting him so you can talk to his friend >>>

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@alytmz

5 years

I wanna buy someone’s son one of these colognes 🥴

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@alytmz

5 years

Woke up faithful again

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@alytmz

5 years

Good morning to everyone except people who eat ketchup with their eggs

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@alytmz

4 years

A relationship should be 50/50 he drives fast and I record it

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@alytmz

5 years

Let me find out my man who isn't my man is out here cheating on me

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@alytmz

4 years

“I should have drove”

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@alytmz

3 years

🍓

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@alytmz

4 years

I unblocked you that was me shooting my shot

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@alytmz

3 years

At work

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@alytmz

5 years

Who wants me to make them stay at home dad 🥺

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