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@SLupdates23
SNM
8 months
I hate to say it but it's over for Somaliland.
@TheHornView
Horn View
8 months
Somalia and Turkey signed an energy deal, allowing Turkey to explore and drill for oil in Somalia's exclusive economic zone. This is in addition to the recent Turkey-Somali maritime and naval defense agreement.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
4 months
@rosezsite Somalis aren't Black. We don't adhere to this made up colour white supremacist categories. Somalis are Somalis. The Muslims sister is free to talk about us.
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SNM
5 months
@liqmia People using East Africans as an example but we're not Niger-Congo negroids.
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SNM
3 months
@mosthatedsomaIi Unless you have any evidence she's been "dhilo" (WHICH YOU DON'T) this shit is uncalled for man. Her scrapping when she was younger is not that deep. He married a pretty woman Allahumma Barik. I support u shaming messed up xalimos, but I don't rate this jealousy bro.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
15 days
@diamondbliss91 Dosen't make what she's doing okay. Instead of defending women and attacking men, why don't you try to attack haram and defend halal regardless of gender. I find it hella weird that some Somali women think every Somali girl is them and they need to defend her. She is not u.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
10 months
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SNM
2 months
@Suldaan__ Do you believe in the laws Allah swt created?
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SNM
1 year
Heego trying to convince me they killed a woman and her children, while they treat captured soldiers like this.
@MoBakayle
Mohamed Yusuf Bakayle
1 year
Garaad Jamaac Garaad Ismaaciil oo si gobonimo leh gaadhigiisa ugu qaadaya Maxaabiis lasoo qabtay oo kamid ahaa Ciidamada Somaliland.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
2 months
@mosthatedsomaIi Unnecessary bro, jealousy won't take anything away from him or his marriage
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SNM
1 year
This is the reason they fear Garxajis. There can be no Somaliland without Garxajis. Team up against us and still lose!
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@SLupdates23
SNM
9 months
Somaliland troops preparing for their military parade:
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@SLupdates23
SNM
4 months
I have to disagree. Garxajis & all landers need to support Bihi whilst the external enemies are attacking. As much as I hate him and heego, they're not just attacking him, they're attacking us all. Internal rivalry needs to be put aside when it comes to our collective success.
@Odeweyne
Haragwaafi
4 months
🚨Somaliland has to be saved from Muse Bixi his response to the people of Awdal this evening reminds me of what he said to Dhulbantes before the war broke out
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@SLupdates23
SNM
11 months
Garxajis State of Somalia may be inevitable. I would rather Somaliland, but I don't think it will exist in 2025. We have to accept "calanka shaytaanka" when there's war in every region and the army was destroyed on 25/08. For G36, this is all a positive ending of Jeegan-Land.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
1 year
@MarvellousIsra3 The Houthis are in control of Yemen. International recognition does not guve anyone power or authority. One side is Iranian backed, the other is Saudi backed. Both Saudi & Iran are pro Palestine. Israel is now fighting proxy wars.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
8 months
The First President of a recognised Somaliland in sha Allah 🔥🔥🔥
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@SLupdates23
SNM
11 months
There will be no Somaliland within the next 5 years. It isn't because of SSC. Somalia will dismantle SL by any means. Somaliland is not prepared for an armed struggle against Somalia, it can barely handle Harti. Under Bihis leadership we will become Somalia due to civil war.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
1 year
As long as Isaaqs are united there's nothing to worry about alhamdulillah. Even with an incompetent leader we can get somewhere.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
4 months
@tinofanta @rosezsite We sold more niggas than them and we were never enslaved. What I see myself as is more important to me than what someone else sees me as.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
9 months
Garxajis state of Somalia pending ⏳
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@SLupdates23
SNM
11 months
It's been 27 years and Habar Maxbuus are still Habar Maxbuus 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Please stop endangering the poor Oromos again 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@SLupdates23
SNM
7 months
If you click translate tweet he says he "took one for the team" 🤣🤣🤣
@gogoljoog
Big Sister General
7 months
Guys I’m not exaggerating but I would legit k.ll myself if a yt man did me like this
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SNM
3 months
@m_ansxri @alifnomad Also, what's wrong with being the blacks of the subcontinent? 😂 Asians brothers & sisters will learn one day that being deficient in melanin isn't a flex.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
7 months
@naqshabandit All the Somalis getting butthurt need to fix up and own up to where our fathers failed. Women run on emotions & their father should be there to logically guide them. Allowing them to roam the streets past midnight when theres drunk Islamaphobic micheal outside is not the one.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
14 days
@youngd4ggertits @diamondbliss91 We should shame haram in our community, you are asking us to keep quiet while you do haram. Why mention Islam and Somali while she's publicly committing haram? Allah commands us to enjoin good and FORBID EVIL, you can't ask us not to shame degeneracy.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
3 months
I'm glad I'm not the only one that sees how condescending these cadaans sound when they comment on conflicts in Africa. They talk down and belittle Africans and these dumb leaders clap for them 😭
@ali_naka
African
3 months
We are concerned about the levels of Political violence in America. We urge the Americans to resolve their differences peacefully. We will be deploying observers to monitor the volatile situation. All Africans in America should keep in contact with their respective Embassies. We
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4 months
@tinofanta @rosezsite Native Americans refuse to be called red. Asians refuse to be called yellow. Somali refuse to be called black. We're talking about race not ethnicity. This white supremacist category is made up. If you choose to adhere to it then fair enough, we don't.
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SNM
19 days
@mosthatedsomaIi I don't really care when our women get married to foreigners because there's enough to go around...but when it's a fat/ugly chick I fully support it 👍
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@SLupdates23
SNM
3 months
@islaanTooLate Cash Apping random Somali women is simp behaviour. Give that money to your mom or charity.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
18 days
@HodanHomes And you got this document how? Lmao did the home office send it to you? 🤣🤣🤣
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@SLupdates23
SNM
8 months
Somalia has billions of barrels of oil offshore. If Turkey has a stake, they will provide Somalia weapons & drones. Ethiopia destroyed the TPLF (who were stronger militarily than the ENDF) by using drones. Somalia doesnt need drones to defeat SL, but they will get it anyway.
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SNM
2 months
@Ah55969604Ahmed @Suldaan__ Islam is a way of life, it should be our day to day laws.
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SNM
10 months
Habar Awal destroyed everything Habar Jeclo and Silaanyo worked for. The biggest stab in the back was the withdrawal of Habar Awal soldiers from goojacade leaving HJ to defend themselves on their own. Then came the burning of HJ villiages, HA sent a truck full of expired rice 😂
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SNM
2 months
@Onlinedeli24 @MusicConnoisseu That's Jamaicans for you, buck broken by their massas. Whereas Somalis kidnap whites and sell them for a ransom.
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SNM
9 months
What you're asking them to do is hide their true intentions of the hate they have for Isaaq and mask it with the hate for "successionists". I used to be pro union. But then I quickly learned they don't want union with Isaaqs, they want Isaaq lands & resources.
@MuawiyahPhD
Dr. Muawiyah 🏴
9 months
Just because Somalia 🇸🇴 is combatting secessionism doesn’t mean you have the right to attack the Isaaq clan. There are Isaaq unionists who feel disrespected. Don’t cover up your qabyalad with “nationalism”. Somaliland ≠ Isaaq
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SNM
1 month
Ethiopia has too many enemies, it is doomed to fail. It's literally Oromos & Somaliland vs Tigray + Amhara + Sudan + Eritrea + Egypt + Turkey + Somalia.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
7 months
She wanted to say Somali men can be... dayooths.
@laurvedeprived
saybie
7 months
alhamdulillah for being somali fr cus as annoying as somali men can be… they’re nothing compared to how other diaspora muslim males behave. may Allah grant my muslim sisters patience
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SNM
7 months
Somali girls hairline is crazy 😭😭😭
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@AssarChristian
Christian Peterson 🇸🇪
7 months
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SNM
3 months
The Chunkz situation has taught me that Zoomalians are filthy people. We deffo don't wanna be same country as them. Jealous fucking bastards.
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SNM
8 months
@oromonese Horners are Afroasiatic not negroid. Black is a made up category for people that don't know where their ancestors are from. Stop begging to be accepted and be yourself.
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SNM
6 days
@Boqor888 @biomanzilla No, Britain created it and they wanted it to join other Somali speaking colonies (apart from hawd region). It was well documented.
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SNM
7 months
That's Darood mentality for you. If she was Isaaq then it would have been "typical idoor woman". Now that we know she's Darood it's "why are you trying to appeal to ajanbis for you gaal raac". The whole qabiil is an L for East Africans, nothing good comes from them.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
2 months
🚨BREAKING🚨 Dulbhante militias have backed down and waved the white flag as soon as they saw G36 prepared. Reports have confirmed they have been having flash backs of HY militias destroying them for the past 3000 years which made them realise they are no match for us.
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SNM
7 months
Heego logic, a mayor pushing for investment from all Somalis is treasonous. BUT ITS OK WHEN THEIR UNCLE INVITES SOMALIANS 👇
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@somalilandusa
Dr. Rashid Garuf
7 months
I do not know the Mayor of Hargeysa. Clearly, he is wrong and appears to be idiotic for inviting all Somalis to come to Hargeysa and invest, all Somalians include #Somalia who writes or says everywhere; they would like to see #Somaliland destroyed. What is wrong with Mayor Mooge?
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SNM
11 months
Why does HJ need Garxajis for this fight? Where is Habar Awal? The answer is simple. Garxajis will fight for SL borders once we see that we have a stake in it. Fake promises of elections is not enough.
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SNM
4 months
@TalismanTatefan @RyanGarcia Mary was married to Joseph when she was 13.
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SNM
9 months
Ngl Daroods are great a propaganda but landers have taken a massive win here. Absolutely destroyed Somalia & Ilhan Omar in one go. Somaliland is definitely going to be favoured by the US because of this.
@WashTimes
The Washington Times
9 months
Somaliland ambassador slams Rep. Ilhan Omar for ‘ethno-racist rhetoric’
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SNM
1 year
@pearlythingz @RyLiberty The guy has it all wrong. They want to rent government owned housing. If they rent privately, then they can get kicked out any time, but with government housing you pay reduced rent (unlike the extortionate private rent prices) and you'll rent it long term, 10+ years.
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SNM
6 days
@Boqor888 @biomanzilla Ethiopia is an unstable nation with leaders changing every decade and internal war & genocide every year. Somaliland was a British creation.
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SNM
11 months
Habar Jeclo + Garxajis + Arab need to hold a meeting and direct the country in the right direction. Peace can easily be made, no one should lose their life just so Muse Bihi can steal tax money for another year.
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SNM
15 days
@bbuk Fatherless Dhilo
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SNM
6 months
@Kooshinnnn Lmao the Isaaq cuqdad is real 🤣🤣🤣
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@SLupdates23
SNM
8 months
Free Habar Maxbuus.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
7 months
Being in denial that SL is no longer part of Somalia is madness, recognition or not. Being in denial that PL is no longer part of Somalia is also madness. Also denying Khaatumo (most of Sool & buhoodle) is not part of SL is madness. Somalis need to stop playing pretend.
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SNM
1 year
@zenubia077 He was a Kafir that denounced the Quran, you can find it on YouTube. May Allah punish him in his grave and on the day of judgement ameen.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
11 months
HJ are joining G36 & D block in removing Muse Bihi, Masha'Allah 🔥🔥🔥 They are going from burning each others villages to burning Kulmiye 🦁🦁🦁 The march to Hargeisa begins!
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SNM
11 months
It's mad how Habar Awal will keep the peace near them with Samaroon, but call for war when it's the other side of the country and its not them that's affected. At some point HJ need to stop being their donkeys and create peace with their neighbours, and offer a prisoner swap.
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SNM
8 months
This is why I've stopped being a unionist 2 years ago. They will say let's be one country and do something together, then they'll murder you the next day. These people have no loyalty, once this SL government that causes division is gone, then it's over for Somalia.
@SnmMafia
Burco Kid
8 months
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SNM
3 months
@SultanateJawah Looool it's because Siaad Barre ruined Somalia. He died where he belongs... a Nigeria toilet. The kaafir bastard. He rejected ayahs from the quran PUBLICLY...vould be found on YouTube. Your kaafir uncle conducted a coup and then destroyed a beautiful nation in 21 years.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
5 months
@RyjitaRose @liqmia Sorry to burst your bubble but me using the wrong map still won't make our genetics and skull shape the same as negros. If you have a problem with the first map, here's another one:
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SNM
3 months
@TotallyOno @Roosyyyah @elvanse70mg Not really, places like Acocks Green, Moseley, yardley etc they mix with no problems.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
7 months
@HaboMulaney @Gh0stsk It's because they know you are praising Somali men for having no backbone and allowing our women to do what they want, even if it is haram. They are mad that you are saying "good doggy" to other men.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
10 months
Is your ally really your ally? Or is he trying to become a dictator and ensure there's no HJ or GX that can stop him??
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@SLupdates23
SNM
8 months
Habar Awal voted for a Garxajis mayor too yeah? 😂😂😂
@SnmMafia
Burco Kid
8 months
Habar Awal is always been the Majority in Hargeisa so what is your point. How come Boorama is majority Gudubursi? How come Burco is majority HabarJeclo habaryonis
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SNM
1 month
@EgehHusen Everyone's a traitor apart from Habar Awal
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SNM
2 months
@xStanCaliph Very feminine and submissive lmao, It's like a chick in her mans arms
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@SLupdates23
SNM
8 months
No one wants to change crazy Bihi for crazy Faysal. Everyone wants calm and diplomatic Cirro. Waddani is UNSTOPPABLE! Everyone knows Faysal & Bihi do & say things without thinking of the consequences. Cirro is calm and diplomatic, that's what the country NEEDS right now.
@way_hustle91497
mooge
8 months
Reer wadani have found sudden love for the suldaan of habar awal after 6 years of insults, its true, he wants change like everyone else in Somaliland but not EXCHANGE Ukaadiya, billa hadhow caydaan as your usual characteristics😂 #Somaliland wants faisal, that’s the fact
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@SLupdates23
SNM
6 months
@Jerusalem_Post @StarrJpost Hoyadaa wass, the dhilo should've aborted you
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@SLupdates23
SNM
1 year
@AfricaViewFacts Wrong flag.
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SNM
5 months
SSC Khaatumo on their way to Ceerigabo 🐎🐎🐎🐎
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SNM
7 months
@LIXLE007 Okay, and how many major cities does the president of Somalia control? That's how you know you're not a country. All them weapons and Al shabab is still undefeated? Even with airstrikes, they're still standing strong?
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SNM
1 year
Man said US congress will approve khaatumo as a Federal State.... someone explain how this is not a scam???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@batten_von
Von Batten-Montague-York, L.C.
1 year
We are glad to announce that senior members of the United States Congress agree with us that the recognition of the SSC @SSCKhaatumo by the Federal Government of @Somalia @TheVillaSomalia is legal and in line with Article 48 Section 2 of the Somali Consitution. We now believe we
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SNM
2 months
Garxajis has to be the qabiil with the most pussiest sultans. SSC are preparing to attack and these guys are begging for peace.
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SNM
7 months
@Warfaa538674 These girls with no hijab in the profile pics aren't dying to go pray at 12pm, but full face of make up past 12am is what they wanna fight for. Wallahi they're not gonna sleep with you for blindly defending them. Dayooth is you, the way you lack in gheerah.
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@SLupdates23
SNM
14 days
@Lockedinforreal He died on a Nigerian toilet beaten by University students that call themselves SNM. My uncles smoked his soldiers and chased them out. Wallahi Siyaad Barre is a Kaafir. Here is him denouncing the Quran in his speech which makes him a kaafir:
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SNM
24 days
@weRessential @stats_feed So you've compared a 100 year timespan, then 70 years, them 30 years, then 13 years, then 3 years then 8 years? And you're wondering why it isn't growing as much?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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SNM
3 months
@alifnomad @m_ansxri Na, it's deffo to do with the colour of their skin, but also it's more of an indian "peasant" thing, because people in lower castes work on fields therefore they get darker and their body develops melanin to protect itself from the sun. Why else would bengalis be "black sheeps"?
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@SLupdates23
SNM
11 months
@Ducaysane17 Try walking around Sool. You're grasping on to the peace upheld by previous administrations. It wasn't so peaceful in August was it.
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SNM
1 year
@Wild_JSL Try to go from delusional to reality
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SNM
3 months
@SagalAshour A libaax would free his soldiers from laascanood
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SNM
1 year
@stillgray @metpoliceuk This isn't a Malaysian issue. Mind your business.
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SNM
8 months
@SnmMafia 😂😂😂 You can tell who the majority in a city is by the fact that they don't need to show fake maps to prove they're the majority. We've never seen anyone making a map of Gabiley to prove Habar Awal are the majority there. Or a map of caynaba to prove HJ is the majority there
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SNM
6 days
@224Vesna @biomanzilla People don't understand because they look at maps. But Somalia has been balkanised and has 6 flags and presidents. It no longer exists but the west don't want to guve out UN seats.
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SNM
2 years
Why does Somaliland use the shilling? It is an old English currency. Why not create our own currency? Somaliland would benefit from creating it's own centralised crypto Currency & allow the world to buy & sell the currency. @DrEssaKayd @Ismail_WR @musebiihi @DG_Moiidmossom
@SomalilandFT
Somaliland Financial Times
2 years
The Somaliland currency: Ethiopian birr and the Somaliland shilling, which work together in a city on the border of the two countries, the Somaliland shilling has remained stable since 2018, while the Ethiopian birr has depreciated double within year.
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SNM
12 days
G36 🤝 SSB It's over for the opps.
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SNM
5 months
@chilamanai It's almost as if men and women aren't the same to us Somalis. Shocker. Next you're gonna ask us why Muslim men don't wear hijabs lmao 🤣🤣🤣
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@SLupdates23
SNM
1 year
@IbnAbdurRazaq You are very misinformed. There's people trying to make it a tribal war, but it's an oppressive regime that several tribes are defending themselves against.
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SNM
5 months
@Billytaves That's cool, so you went from we're black to all humans are the same. Either refuse white supremacists ideology like we do, or keep us out of the low pecking order they've placed you in. On a side note, its ironic that someone with a trans flag is using gentics in their argument
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SNM
10 months
@Jamila8790 You lot are mocking the dead by trying to profit from this 🤮
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SNM
8 months
Somalians, why is it okay for you to sell your country off to EAC, Turkey & Qatar, but when Somaliland does it it's "treason", "not one inch", "Ethiopian annexation "???
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SNM
5 months
@mannyball_ Men & women aren't the same though. Why are you treating men like they're an awrah too? Our wives would actually want us more because that's how women work, they want what other women want. But men don't want what other men are easily accessible to.
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SNM
7 months
The average Darood female:
@AssarChristian
Christian Peterson 🇸🇪
7 months
Under två års tid har jag följt den islamistkopplade vänsterextremisten Bilan Osman och fick tillslut henne att falla för mig. Jag har minst sagt tagit en för laget och har således en del att berätta... Nu är det dags för bokslut där en rad intressanta uppgifter har framkommit
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SNM
2 months
Enough of this failure, his time is up! 3 months & he will be gone in sha Allah. From failure to failure. Somalilands WORST president. - No recognition - Humiliated by clan militias - Used as a bargaining chip - Killed thousands of people - Caused povert, stole land & money
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SNM
6 months
@bilaaan1 ...From Daroods as soon as they found out she was Darood & not Isaaq 😭
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SNM
7 months
@naqshabandit Whoever created this meme is a LEGEND 😭
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@SLupdates23
SNM
1 year
@HAGGOOGANE This is the day of reckoning. Both times Jeegan troops shot at GX civilians and Dulbhante civilians, this was the result. Kibir makes Allah humble you.
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SNM
2 months
@SomHoncho May Siad Barre burn in hell, ameen. Making dua for a kaafir that publicly rejected the Quran is haram.
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SNM
4 months
Good news for Garxajis, if elections are delayed we have financial & military backing for the civil war. Now more than ever.
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